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 Author has written 3 stories for Artemis Fowl. Hey, I'm XFireSermonX I'm 20, female. I live in New York WELCOME TO ARTEMIS CENTRAL. Artemis is my favorite character and so basically all of my stories are centered around him. Usually a lot of angst. I'm a drama queen. I just love cracking that icy composure. But I do try to keep it reasonable, I don't like over the edge fics that are so dramatic that it ruins the effect. ENJOY. Shit you don't need to know about me: I like making lists, so get used to that I'm really a poet at heart, writing stories is labor intensive for me I don't write fluff and everything I write is generally depressing I find that good Fan Fiction writers are scarce these days, especially with the Artemis Fowl series (what the fuck is going on?) Math is another language to me I love Game of Thrones I love House of Cards I am not a people person I can't keep a job for more than 6 months because I get bored and stop showing up I never go to sleep I'm very sarcastic and I enjoy cursing I'm going to list all the shit I like now, here I go: Favorite Books (in no particular order) The Mortal Instruments series By Cassandra Clare Clockwork Angel By Cassandra Clare Clockwork Prince By Cassandra Clare Artemis Fowl series By Eoin Colfer Anything Harlan Ellison Writes Anything Tich Nhat Hanh writes Anything Otep Shamaya writes The road Smoke and Mirrors by Neil Gaiman Lolita by Nebakov Wasted By Marya Hornbacher Madness By Marya Hornbacher Loud in the house of myself by Stacy Pershall There are a lot more but...I can't remember all of them Poets that make me feel inferior and so I am naturally obsessed with:
T.S Eliot Vladimir Nebakov Anne Sexton Otep Shamaya Music that feeds my soul:
The Dresden Dolls Dax Riggs Acid Bath Agents of Oblivion Johnny Hollow Jane Blue and the Hunters Otep Shamaya Jeherek Bischof My Chemical Romance Becoming the Archetype Korn The Misfits ten thousand other bands... My Favorite Comedians: Louis C.K Patton Oswalt Brian Regan Jim Gaffigan Christopher Titus Kevin Hart Lewis Black XFireSermonX |
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Little Remedies by WolfButler reviews
Take dosage daily as many times as required to relieve symptoms of stress associated with school, college, exams and/or work etc. Repeat prescriptions may be necessary. Results may vary. LATEST CHAPTER: Preview of the second instalment of my ficset following Butler growing up. The Academy took up a lot of his time, but when he wasn't there, things were tough in a different sense...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,703 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/21/2020 - Published: 12/3/2010
Noble Heart by Rocket Axxonu reviews
While Artemis's mind is still crippled with Atlantis Complex, an old enemy rises again. But this time she intends to entangle a master of deceit in a new deception that will turn the world against him. A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 111,056 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/14/2020 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
All in an Instant and Before by Ranowa Hikura reviews
What happens when your worst enemy is yourself? What happens when your best friend is a voice in your head? And what happens when they're both not real? Full summary inside. (Chapters 26-28: New Fic, see inside for details)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,269 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/12/2019 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Artemis F., Butler, Foaly, Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: After the Epilogue by Anne Elke reviews
After the tumultuous events of TLG Artemis is putting himself back together, Hopefully you like it, Read and review please :) (constructive criticism welcome) ALSO: disclaimer: I own nothing related to the Artemis Fowl universe
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,287 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Holly S.
The Foul Team by freudwithwings reviews
Hired by the LEP as a consultant, Artemis finds himself at the centre of a growing crisis. He was right: human children ARE getting smarter. Webisode 3.02.5: Homecoming is bittersweet, especially at three in the morning. But, like most things, it's easier with friends.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 160,526 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis Fowl: Forever Once Again by Leviticus Wilkes reviews
The strange eons have come, and death lays dead on the road. Those who cannot move on find themselves living their lives again and again. As Artemis and Holly struggle to survive in these strange repeats of time, it becomes clear how much they need not only their wits, but also each other. Groundhog Time Travel, eventual A/H.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,750 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S.
If Only by HolidayBoredom reviews
What if Artemis had never lied to Holly in The Time Paradox? What if he was the one to kiss her, and not the other way around? AF:TTP re-write. Rated T for language and innuendo. Chapter Five: After falling into a giant barbecue Artemis is in a race against time. Problem is, Holly's got a serious head start. And she has no idea how the game has changed.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,236 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S., Mulch D.
After Me, the Flood by efka-zoi reviews
With his mother's mental health deteriorating and his father growing increasingly distant, Artemis crosses the final hurdles into adulthood. Artemis's understanding of responsibility and family are further strained when he develops feelings for his bodyguard.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,459 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Butler
The Forgetful Angel by GMontag reviews
When Artemis was young, Holly was always the invisible angel at his shoulder, keeping him safe and prodding him onto a better path. Maybe someday, he will have a chance to return the favor.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,179 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S., Minerva P. - Complete
Road to Recovery by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Pre-TLG/Non-TLG compliant. Basically me obsessing over TAC & wanting to know what happens as Arty recovers, so this is my take on it. Picks up right after the last scene of TAC. I'm a sap & a drama queen but there is a plot. T as of Chap 14. Eventual A/H, but the romance really isn't the main focus, hence it not being 1 of the genres. Cover art courtesy of ArtyDanna on deviantart.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 142,299 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 8/6/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Strange Duet by MamaKnowsBest reviews
Set after the final book: Life has returned to a semblance of normalcy and Artemis is once again attending school at his mother's request. But there is a new character added to our slightly dysfunctional gang, a girl who knows things she shouldn't. Well, he had been complaining of boredom lately...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,057 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 6/12/2014 - [Artemis F., OC] Butler, Holly S. - Complete
Sunset Prism by Misbegotten Misfit reviews
Not TLG compatible. Artemis Fowl is known all over the world, and under it, for one reason or another. Now, that somebody that's been in his shadow loses everything and decides to try to make a big comeback: Through DNA experiments with fairy genes she hopes to give humans the ability to use magic. Worse yet, she's got her eyes set on Artemis as one of her test subjects!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S., Minerva P.
C'est La Vie by Veinne reviews
'Snark, cynicsm and an undeniably selfish heart, all in one person. Really,' Holly thought sarcastically, 'what more could people want in Artemis Fowl? ' Drabbles.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 25,235 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Bodyguard and His Principal by HuntressBiancadiAngelo reviews
A series of chapters and scenes about Butler and Artemis' father/son and brother/brother relationship throughout the years. Loads of fluff and angst. Pre, during, and post book series. Chapter 2: Artemis from 4 to 5 1/2 years old.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Artemis F., Butler
The Many Ways A Life Can Die by SuffocatingRomano reviews
Butler isn't well, and Artemis is growing sicker by the day. (Set after The Time Paradox, in place of The Atlantis Complex. Graphic content warning, no sex scenes as of this chapter.)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S., Foaly
Under Atomic Skies by gatsburies reviews
They had been two souls that had shared one body. He knew him better than anyone. Artemis/Orion, slash, one-shot. Post-Last Guardian. Disclaimer on profile.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Artemis F., Orion F. - Complete
One of the Lads by SakuraBlossomQuiet1 reviews
At some point in their lives, everyone longs to fit in, even a teenage genius. Artemis's attempt to be "normal" backfires and lands him in hot water with Butler. Warning; This story contains spanking of a teenager. If you don't want to read that, don't read this.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Butler, Trouble K. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and The Third Power by Beyond-Ryuzaki reviews
It couldn't be true not now. Holly uttered one word full of concern; "Artemis..." Foaly accidentally stumbles upon some dreadful news for the future of Artemis. With help from Holly, an answer is to be found. To make it worse, an old enemy presumed dead is attempting revenge. Will Artemis regain his memory, figure out the evil plan and save not just The People, but himself? PostTLG
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Artemis F., Butler, Foaly, Holly S.
Propaganda by MaidenChina reviews
Artemis, age 17, is already 20 to the rest of the world and an undeniably late arrival to the dating scene. What happens when a reporter decides to pry into the details of the Fowl heir's life? Drabble. AH if you try hard enough.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Artemis F. - Complete
Illusion by IndigoProphecy reviews
Artemis and Holly clarify the blurred lines defining reality from fantasy. In a world of twisted time, abandoned families and broken boys, the deepest truths are often no different from a figment of imagination. Everything is not as it seems.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Next Adventure by Sir E. Bellum reviews
I wrote this shortly after finishing the last Artemis Fowl book (ok, immediately after), deciding that I didn't like the cliffhanging ending to a series. This is the beginning of my own series of Artemis Fowl stories, as I now have ideas for more adventures.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,669 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Even Geniuses Get Sick Sometimes by Selacha reviews
Artemis is sick in bed with the flu. Holly is there to watch over him. But what is this- Is Holly sick too? And would someone as remarkable as Artemis really fall victim to something as simple as the flu? No, no he wouldn't. AFxHS Fluffy Oneshot. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Resurrecting Annie by HolidayBoredom reviews
'Oh! Hi, Artemis! Listen, I've been having dreams about your father murdering random people and burying them the decorative verge... Ring any bells' Rated T but rated M in later chapters. Updated... sporadically at best.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 117,257 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Butler, Holly S.
The Graveyard by HolidayBoredom reviews
Where fanfics come to die. First story to come out of storage - "Gift Wrapped". In which some of you might remember Opal Koboi getting Artemis as a Christmas pressie. Read on to find out whether that's actually as kinky as it sounds.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,503 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012
Artemis Fowl: The Child in Me by Mystichawk reviews
Artemis has become legit. Finally! But old dreams still haunt him of when he was a cold monster-like child. Holly comes up for a visit after spending three days of R&R with Juliet, but finds that her favorite mud boy is quite a bit different. Now Holly is determined to find out what's wrong with Artemis. Fun characters, loads of laughs, and maybe even the occasional tear-jerker.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,205 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Three Years Too Late by Ranowa Hikura reviews
Oneshot. H/A friendship or pre-romance, whatever your choice. Rated for character death. An alternate ending of Lost Colony. Artemis and Holly get back from Hybras and Artemis quickly finds that not all is as he left it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Madness Shared By Two by xybolic reviews
Post-TLG. Spoilers. "If there was one thing the locals living beyond the Estate could agree to about the mystery that is—was—Artemis Fowl, it was this: just the simple memory of the pale little boy stoically and silently trudging alongside his vibrant mother around the small village was enough to give anyone shivers."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
The Artist and the Hunter by iesnoth reviews
Artemis Fowl is once again out to save the People from a dangerous epidemic. However, the situation at Fowl Manor becomes tense when a female artist is hired to paint a mural. Can Artemis balance both the People and this new nuisance?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,400 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Artemis F.
So It Begins by Gaasyendietha reviews
"You cannot trust anyone, simply because they cannot trust you." The beginnings of Artemis's Atlantis Complex. Not entirely satisfied with how it came out, but there you go. I own nothing but the plot. Enjoy!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Artemis F. - Complete
Lessons by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
Artemis requests something unusual, and Finnegan obliges. Artemis/OC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Artemis F. - Complete
Snapshots by fringe31422 reviews
A oneshot looking into the lives of Artemis and Co. during those six months at the end of TLG between the last two chapters. Spoilers for The Last Guardian!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Complete
Treatment by Dyxleias reviews
This story encompasses the many months that it will take for Artemis's recovery. Will Artemis return as who he once was? The fight continues as each personality reaches for the prize of being the principle personality, but what will be the deciding factor?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,120 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Reifying by whack sparrow reviews
'Reify' - to make something abstract more concrete or real. Adopted from HolidayBoredom.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,736 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Artemis F.
Of Hearts and Minds by PerfectMisfit reviews
Set after the Atlantis Complex; Artemis Fowl stares into the face of mental illness and for the first time wonders if there is an enemy he cannot face.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Artemis F. - Complete
Of Fathers and Sons by PerfectMisfit reviews
Artemis Fowl the first is a less than perfect father and Artemis Fowl the second isn't a model son; between them, the words "I love you" hang unsaid.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
For the World by Queen Maria reviews
Set after AC. Artemis makes an incredible discovery, sparking a war among the People. Despite everything, this battle may be one he cannot win. INDEFINITELY ON HIATUS.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,872 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Artemis F.
The Gift of Tongues by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Artemis Fowl learns that having the ability to understand any language is not all it's cracked up to be. Minor Arty/Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/8/2011 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] Butler - Complete
Purgatory by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH, post-TAC When Artemis's past misdeeds come back to haunt him, he and Holly must embark on another dangerous mission. But with the Atlantis Complex, a hostile LEP, and some old foes to contend with, the odds are stacked against them.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,733 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Book of Ages by GMontag reviews
Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,623 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Sharpest Lives by love-child-1403 reviews
It's been years since Captain Holly Short of LEPrecon had any contact with child genius, Artemis Fowl. However, things are going south in Haven and fate will push them together once again – in the bloodiest of ways. ArtemisxHolly. Rated T, just in case. ON HIATUS.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Things We Cherish by CieloCrimisi reviews
TPG contest entry. Takes place between Artemis Sr.'s disappearance and the events of AF 1. Features some slightly depressing Butler and Artemis fluffiness. No, not that kind of fluffiness. Sorry.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Count by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH. Post TAC. Contains SPOILERS for The Atlantis Complex. 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.' Holly stifled a groan and halted in the doorway, trying to decide if she should just turn on her heel and leave.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
From the VDiary of Artemis Fowl II by ilex-ferox reviews
SPOILER ALERT! This is the translation of the Gnommish text from 'Artemis Fowl and the Atlantis Complex'. I know, strictly speaking, it shouldn't appear on this site but it saves people time - and, besides, I wanted to be first!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Complete
Come What May by AluminumMuse reviews
There's something wrong with Artemis. Holly needs to fix him so he can get back to saving the world. Easier said than done. Questions remain: what is AMN, really? What do they want with the fairies, and- dear God- what have they already done to Artemis?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,749 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
He's come back by PhiTheGoldenRatio reviews
"'That was your brother boys. That's my son Artemis.' She relished her next sentence. 'He's come back.'" Artemis' homecoming shortly after The Lost Colony.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Butler - Complete
L'Homme Fatale by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
Holly sees something she thinks she shouldn’t have, but things aren’t what they seem. Later, Butler and Holly discuss what it means to love Artemis Fowl. Bulter/Artemis, One-Sided Holly/Artemis
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,083 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Artemis F., Butler
Because nobody else would by Sasake reviews
You'd think Artemis and Opal were worlds apart. An exploration of the psyche and childhood of the criminal, megalomaniac genius. Takes place after the end of The Time Paradox. Now Massively Overhauled! This is THE definitive A/O fic! Well, it's alright :P
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,196 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Artemis F., Opal K.
Smash by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Artemis learns of his father's death. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Artemis F., Angeline F. - Complete
Camaraderie and Solitude by Hanna B. L'Ectre reviews
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost. -Charles Caleb Colton
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,182 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Butler, Holly S. - Complete
Forgotten by BlackWidowPretty reviews
Artemis almost flinched when the intruder’s shadow passed over his face. After a few moments, he peeked open an eye. Recognition was instant." POST LC, Surprise pairing.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Artemis F.
Rhetorical Questions by Moonlite Knight reviews
Juliet asks Artemis some rhetorical questions. Artemis responds in his own unique manner. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 82 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Juliet B., Artemis F. - Complete
Prisoner by betalei reviews
Quondam. "He was a prisoner of his own personality--of that given set of traits that... predisposed him to see the world in a certain way, to make certain moves, certain choices." -William H. Hallahan. ButlerxOC, one-sided ButlerxArtemis.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
Juvenile Hacking by kris932 reviews
Young students were never easy to deal with...their rich parents were even worse. How does a headmaster try and expel his best six year old student for hacking INTO a lesson plan to improve a test? Artemis Fowl II age six is a terrifying force.NOW EDITED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Artemis F., Angeline F. - Complete
His Son's Father by The White Lily reviews
[AF] A magical object of devastating power is missing. Who could the LEP possibly blame? And when the fairies make a mistake that costs Artemis his freedom, who can they turn to for help? More importantly, will he be able to provide it? Winner of 5 Orion Awards, including Best Characterisation and Best Overall
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,254 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
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The Pleasures of the Damned reviews
You can't cheat death, and even if you think you have, the universe keeps score and it will get even. But Artemis has never been able to accept the end and when death comes for him this time it is no different. As the ether draws him further away from who he once was he must fight with everything he has to stay whole. *IN THE PROCESS OF A FULL REVISION*
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,553 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S.
Abstraction reviews
One-shots and drabbles of all kinds. Finely detailed and barley discernible.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 10/10/2013
A Necessary Darkness reviews
He stood, looking down at her, disgust twisting his young features. So often he spoke gently, pretending to be her little boy, protected her against the things that kept him awake at night. Now it seemed he was unable to hide his contempt..or no longer wanted to. Takes place before the first book, describes some of the events that took place before the Fowl Siege.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,306 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Butler - Complete