Long John Siliconhide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. I've been writing original fiction, short and long, as a hobby for at least fifteen years now. I've not read the actual Harry Potter books, although I watched the movies at the insistence of my sister, and was amused, if not particularly enthralled, by the canon storyline. However, about three years ago I stumbled upon “Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality” and have since found myself unable to escape the event horizon of Harry Potter fanfiction. It's just such a fun world to play in. |
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The Black Prince by cxjenious reviews
He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,771 - Reviews: 3185 - Favs: 9,203 - Follows: 10,307 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 3/7/2015
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 5014 - Favs: 7,901 - Follows: 3,078 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4325 - Favs: 11,817 - Follows: 13,910 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3644 - Favs: 8,560 - Follows: 11,277 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Reluctant Champion by TheUnrealInsomniac reviews
Raised in magic by a loving family, trained by one of the best Aurors the DMLE has ever seen for a war always on the horizon and the world has a very different Boy-Who-Lived on their hands. Book One of the What A Difference A Father Makes series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 212,337 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 4,071 - Follows: 3,763 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 5/18/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] James P. - Complete
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 5193 - Favs: 9,748 - Follows: 8,097 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11906 - Favs: 19,883 - Follows: 13,454 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4493 - Favs: 10,027 - Follows: 7,330 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36321 - Favs: 28,548 - Follows: 20,827 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 10,257 - Follows: 4,808 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Snow Princess: Part One by Mikokat reviews
All is turned upside-down when Elsa receives a Hogwarts Acceptance Letter and goes off to study magic! Could this finally be the answer to controlling her powers? Where does a raven-haired, bespectacled boy come into the picture? AU, Young!Elsa, takes place in the Harry Potter timeline. Rated T for mild cursing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,935 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Harry P., Elsa
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 29045 - Favs: 29,124 - Follows: 18,073 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
It's the Hair by forcedInduction reviews
As Luna Lovegood made one last pass by the wall, she did what she'd been doing quite often lately – she asked the Room of Requirement to provide some distraction. (Once upon a time, I wrote Dramione for a friend. As you'll see, I had to get Harry and Luna involved to stave off the nausea. Harry/Luna mocking Draco/Hermione. Taken from my other pen-name.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 8013 - Favs: 17,270 - Follows: 10,400 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5710 - Favs: 6,777 - Follows: 7,267 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Curse of Truth by butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,847 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 4,125 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
Hermione Granger is Stupid by Ruinus reviews
Set during 6th year, Hermione gets help from two people she least expected and realizes she's in love with the wrong guy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,211 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Protection From Nargles by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 5180 - Favs: 10,693 - Follows: 5,126 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,437 - Reviews: 5600 - Favs: 9,213 - Follows: 4,915 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 3989 - Favs: 18,318 - Follows: 7,811 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15966 - Favs: 26,710 - Follows: 11,180 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4918 - Favs: 13,808 - Follows: 6,490 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6604 - Favs: 18,727 - Follows: 6,826 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2816 - Favs: 4,949 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 6,583 - Follows: 2,989 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
To Fight The Coming Darkness by jbern reviews
Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 340,961 - Reviews: 3063 - Favs: 4,530 - Follows: 2,227 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 4026 - Favs: 8,947 - Follows: 3,647 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2417 - Favs: 6,276 - Follows: 2,125 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4681 - Favs: 9,353 - Follows: 3,016 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11695 - Favs: 23,315 - Follows: 8,294 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2870 - Favs: 11,149 - Follows: 4,944 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Angle of Incidence reviews
After the triwizard tournament Voldemort has returned but no one is willing to believe it. Dumbledore worries over how to proceed but help arrives from a most unexpected quarter. Join Harry as he learns how to defeat a Dark Lord and about himself from what could have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,974 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.