A couple of weeks back my Dad went scuba diving and went missing. His body was found a week later and the funeral is tomorrow, I just want to thank the entire fanfiction community for writing such wonderful stories that take my mind off the hard time I'm going through and to cheer me up throughout this nightmare I'm currently living in.

ALL STORIES UP FOR ADOPTION

I'm probably never going to continue any of my stories, so if anyone wants to adopt them and improve them from the awful pieces of writing they are, feel free to contact me at any time. I do have potential story ideas if anyone is interested, however feel to use your own ideas.

LOL:

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

Boys are like Slinkys. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family. You can, however, pick the insane asylum where you have them all locked away.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature,and nature is beautiful,so thanks for the compliment

If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Dear Math,

I am not your therapist.

It is time for you to grow up and solve your own problems.

Also, stop asking me to find your X.

She is NOT coming back to you.

Don't ask Y, just accept it.

If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exsist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile

I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.

20 Percy Jackson Questions

1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth!!!!! (I don't hate Rachel though)

2) Favorite guy character? Tyson is so cute but Frank's a cutie.

3) Favorite girl character? Reyna is my favourite but I also like Hazel and Piper and of course Annabeth.

4) Favorite god? Hades

5) Favorite goddess? Artemis or Athena

6) Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades? Hades

7) Is Luke hot? No, not really to me.

8) Would you join the Hunters? Yes but I wouldn't want to leave my family and I hate camping, so yeah...

9) Archery or sword fighting? Both (I always wanted to learn how to do both) I rather stay away from the main battle though.

10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris message, but Hermes Express could very useful sometimes.

11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Hecate, my name is derived from hers

12) Favorite book? TLH(Don't get me wrong, there all great! But that one so far has been my favorite.)

13) Least favorite? TTC (I loved it but I liked the other ones more)

14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Just summer, I ove my family.

15) Favorite couple? Who doesn't love Percabeth? I also ship Solangelo, Frazel, Jiper, Caleo... I like most canon ships, I'm

16) Are you a demigod? Yes

17) Who would be your parent? Khione, Hecate or Athena

18) Favorite minor character? Katie Gardner

19) Ethan or Luke? Neither

20) Favorite monster? Cerberus (He's really cute)

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late )

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.).

A New Zealand insect spray
"Not tested on animals."
(Obviously.. you tested it on insects)

A Television Owner’s Manual
"Do not pour liquids into your television set."
(Should have said that earlier in the manual people)

A VCR box says
"Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included."
(How in the world are you supposed to WATCH it?)

A can of self-defense pepper spray
"May irritate eyes."
(What else is it supposed to do? Season my fries?)

Sing this to the tune of Jingle Bells!:

Crashing through the snow, on an automation horse drawn sleigh

Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away!

Bells on Blackjacks' wing, Riptide shining bright

What fun it is to swing and slash our swords and clubs tonight!

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs O'Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads of Monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.

A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,

A horse and eagle fight, a thunder bolt by my side,

The eagle got hit and sank, some time the horse had bought,

Poseidon's face turned blank as he foiled Zeus' plot!

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs O'Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads of Monsters as she comes to Percy's aid. Yay!

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs O'Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads of Monsters as she comes to Percy's aid. Yay!

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs O'Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads of Monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.I'm so singing this on Christmas

1.YOUR REAL NAME: I'm not telling...

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first letter of real name plus izzle): C-izzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Emily Hilrose

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Silver Sprite (It sounds like an actual superhero name!!!)

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Uhhhm, I would have no name cos my mum doesn't have a middle name

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Charlie

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Sparrowflight, Silverstar's Shadow, The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, Solo384, mythologirl, In The Closet FanFic Reader, TeamStarKidPotter,DarkAngel382, HPJ-Kittycat

Jingle Bells,

Twilight Smells,

Edward Ran Away!

Bella dies

Jacob Cries,

HARRY POTTER ALL THE WAY!

Shuffle Life!!!

Original Answer from 2012- Answer from 2015

1) What is the first thing you say in the morning?

Titanium-David Guetta and Sia

Titanium- David Guetta and Sia(It picked the same song!!! Really creepy!)

2) Your teacher is...

Part Of Me- Katy Perry (No they aren't)

Turning Tables- Adele (Appropriate for a classroom)

3) What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

What doesn't kill you (stronger) - Kelly Clarkson

Love Me- Katy Perry (Teacher's getting desperate)

4) How would you describe your next door neighbors?

Primadonna - Marina and the Diamonds

Black Widow- Iggy Azalea ft Rita Ora

5) What would your best friend say about you?

Starships - Nicki Minaj

Innocent- Taylor Swift

6) How do you feel right now?

Kiss the Stars - Pixie Lott

Fifteen- Taylor Swift

7) What's on your bedside table right now?

Black Heart -StooShe

Yours- Ella Henderson

8) When you open your wardrobe you see...

Dynamite - Taio Cruz (I hope not)

Mean- Taylor Swift

9) What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Drive By- Train

Call Me Maybe- Carly Rae Jepsen

10) If you had to write a Harry Potter FanFiction right now, what would the title be?

Turn Me On - Nicki Minaj (Ewwwwww, that sounds soooooo wrong)

I Know Places- Taylor Swift

11) A song you would sing at your school's talent show would be...

Hot Right Now - DJ Fresh and Rita Ora

Drops of Jupiter- Taylor Swift Cover

12) Your life's theme song is...

Whistle - Flo Rida

Ghost- Ella Henderson

13) How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

We Are Young - Fun

Better Than Revenge- Taylor Swift

14) If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?

Domino - Jessie J

Wildest Dreams- Taylor Swift (Say You'll Remember Me...)

15) Your motto is...

Payphone- Maroon 5

You Can't Stop the Beat- Hairspray Movie Cast

16) If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...

Let The Sunshine - Labyrinth

Lollipop- Mika

17) What did you dream about last night?

It Takes Two- Zac Efron

Glow- Ella Henderson

18) Any last words?

Perfect - Pink (That's actually quite appropriate)

Sparks Fly- Taylor Swift

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, THE SOUNDTRACK WOULD BE... 2012 2015

Opening Credits: Drive By- Train Drive By- Train (It picked the same song again)

Waking Up: Turn Me On- David Guetta and Nicki Minaj If I Can't Dance- Sophie Ellis-Bextor

First Day At School: Hot Right Now- DJ Fresh and Rita Ora Missed- Ella Henderson

Making Your New Best Friend: Whistle- Flo Rida Unconditionally- Katy Perry

Falling In Love: We Are Young - Fun and Janelle Monae Heart Attack- Demi Lovato

Breaking Up: Domino - Jessie J The Story of Us- Taylor Swift

Prom: Payphone - Maroon 5(I have no words) Good Girls- 5 Seconds of Summer

Graduation: One Thing - One Direction

Life's Okay: Waka Waka - Shakira

Death of a Close Friend: Beggin On your knees

Mental Breakdown: Freak The Freak Out (LOL!!!!!)

Driving: Twilight - Cover Drive

Flashback: Born This Way - Lady GaGa (Make sense I suppose)

Getting Back Together: Forget You - Cee Lo Green (This is the COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF GETTING BACK TOGETHER!!!!!!!!)

Birth of Child: Titanium - David Guetta and Sia

Wedding scene: Part Of Me (again THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE THIS SONG IS ABOUT DIVORCE!!!)

Car Accident: Stronger(What doesn't kill you)- Kelly Clarkson (I suppose if the person survives the crash it makes sense)

Final Battle: Primadonna- Marina and the Diamonds (I still have no words)

Death Scene: Starships - Nicki

Funeral song: Love Today - Mika (the irony)

End Credits: About you now- Sugababes

I pledge myself to the goddess Artemis

I turn my back on the company of men

Accept eternal maidenhood

And join the hunt.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

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CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiac

1/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach
You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

3/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music. (not angry)
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.

9/10 - Damn I did not realize I was that antisocial :)

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.(used to be one)
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

4/10 -

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war. (ancient war)
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

1/10 - Kinda Knew that already

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President. (my friends do...)
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

6/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

2/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

8/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10 -

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

1/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10 - I am not surprised

Yaaaaayyy!!!!! I'm the next Bianca Di Angelo- A hunter daughter of Hades!!!!