Here it is, the prologue to my adaptation of Space Jam, which takes place in within my "Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures" series. The Tiny Toons and Animaniacs characters will show up too and also participate in the big game. Just to let you know, I won't have all the live action scenes adapted in this fanfiction version. I thought it would help have the toons have more focus instead of being sidekicks to Michael Jordon.

Space Jam: The True Story

A Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures Movie

Prologue

Today, at Acme Looniversity, the mentor of Babs Bunny, Honey from the Bosko Cartoons was talking to Babs Bunny. "You're retiring as a teacher of Acme Looniversity?" asked Babs. "Yes. Bosko and I talked it over and we were thinking about starting a family," said Honey. "But, who's going to be my new mentor?" asked Babs. "Don't worry, Babs. I'll send advertisements in the papers and possibly arrange job interviews with some female toons," said Buster. "Okay. I hope you all know what you're doing," said Babs.

(Insert "Moron Mountain" from Space Jam)

Out in outer space, past the moon, on a small gray planet, there was an amusement park called Moron Mountain. It was an alien amusement park where aliens go to. It had a large bright green neon sign with its name around it. The entrance to the park was built in the image of its greedy, alien businessman, Mr. Swackhammer. Business was good, until one day, something went wrong. There was a ride with Mr. Swackhammer's head on top that had spaceships spinning around it. The Swackhammer head had a cigar that fired laser bolts that would try to fire on the ships. They usually miss them. But one the day that disaster struck, one of the ships got hit and it crashed into the parking lot. The alien kid and his dad weren't hurt, but the kid wasn't happy. "Let's get out of here, Dad. This stinks. Don't bring me here anymore, all right?" asked the alien kid in a bored voice.

(End Music)

Little did the alien kid and his dad know that they were being monitored by Mr. Swackhammer himself. He was a short, obese alien that wore a magenta business suit and a pink shirt. He replayed what the kid said and turned it off. Mr. Swackhammer had small insectoid aliens called Nerdluck and they all wore bowties. The five most notable ones were Pound, Bang, Bupkus, Blanko and Nawt. Pound was the orange overweight one with a green bowtie. Bang was the green scrawny one with an orange bowtie. Bupkus was the purple stocky one with a golden yellow bowtie. Blanko was the tall slender blue one with a pink bowtie. Nawt was the red short one with an orange-yellow bowtie.

"Are you listening? Did you hear him? Did you hear him? That little brat is right. I told you if I told you once. I've told a thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand times! We need new attractions!" yelled Mr. Swackhammer as he banged his fist on his desk. "Right!" said the Nerdlucks. "New ones!" said Mr. Swackhammer. "Uh-huh," said Nawt. "Get it?" asked Mr. Swackhammer. "Big shiny new things. Yeah," said Nawt as he filed Mr. Swackhammer's finger nails. "Absolutely, sir," said Bang as he cleaned his boss' sandals. Bupkus licked his sandals. "Look at me. Look at me and listen," said Mr. Swackhammer as he lit his lighter. In the process, he burned Pounds' butt with it. Pound screamed in pain and jumped off the desk. "The customer is always right!" said Mr. Swackhammer. "Right!" said the Nerdluck. "The customer is always right," said Mr. Swackhammer as he lit his cigar. "Yeah! exactly!" said the Nerdlucks. "Always!" said Mr. Swackhammer. He drooled green drool, which landed on Blanko. "Eww!" said Blanko. "Right!" said the Nerdlucks.

Mr. Swackhammer got up from his chair. "Okay, we need something," said Mr. Swackhammer. He accidentally hit Nawt and Bupkus with his arm. "Oh, my bad!" said Bupkus. " . . . ," said Mr. Swackhammer. He then swung his other arm, which smacked aside Pound and Blanko, causing them to yelp. "Nutty!" said Mr. Swackhammer. "Nutty?" asked Nawt. "Something wacky," said Mr. Swackhammer as he sat on the remote. This caused the TV screens to turn back on. "Hmm, wacky," said Nawt. "We need something, something, something, we need something . . . ," said Mr. Swackhammer. "Looney?" asked Bupkus. He covered his mouth. "Oops!" said Bupkus. "Looney, thank you," said Nawt, pointing to the TVs. "Looney?" asked Mr. Swackhammer.

He saw what the Nerdlucks meant about looney. For playing on the TV screens at the moment, were various Looney Tunes cartoons. After seeing the various cartoons playing, he got an idea and became excited. "Yes, Looney! Yes! Now you're talking! Looney, Looney, that's it, that's the word I was looking for!" said Mr. Swackhammer. Bupkus looked up at is smiling and giggling excitedly. "Looney, get the Looney Tunes!" said Mr. Swackhammer. "Looney Tunes!" said Bupkus, jumping up happily. "Bring them here!" said Mr. Swackhammer.

"Hey, what about those guys?" asked Nawt, pointing to another set of TV monitors. For Looney Tune cartoons weren't the only cartoons that were playing. Various episodes of Steven Spielberg's Tiny Toon Adventures and Animaniacs were playing. "Those guys over there are the Tiny Toons. The Looney Tunes are their teachers at Acme Looniversity, which teaches them how to be the next generation of Looney Tunes. And those guys over there are from the show, Animaniacs," said Nawt. "Bring them here too. The more the merrier," said Mr. Swackhammer. "We just need to make sure that Elmyra is under maximum confinement when she's not performing," said Bupkus.

"Sir, just noticing, sir. They're from Earth, what if they can't come?" asked Blanko. Mr. Swackhammer glared at Blanko. "What did you say? What if they can't come?" asked Mr. Swackhammer. He grabbed Blanko by the neck, choking him. Mr. Swackhammer smiled evilly. "Make 'em!" said Mr. Swackhammer. "Cool," choked Blanko. "Make 'em!" said Mr. Swackhammer. He began to laugh evilly. "Looney!" said Mr. Swackhammer. "We're gonna get them. Yeah, all right!" said Bupkus. The fate of the Looney Tunes, the Tiny Toons and Animaniacs was about to hang in the balance.

As you just read, Honey is retiring so that Bosko and she can start a family. This will be my way to incorporate Lola Bunny into series so that she will become Babs' new mentor. After this story, she will make appearances in future stories.