Chapter 1: Bugs Meets the Nerdlucks
(Insert "Back to Earth" from Space Jam)
The Nerdlucks immediately set off for Earth on their spaceship. Once they arrived on Earth, they had their ship burrow into the ground and they began to drive through the underground caverns. "Hang on!" said Pound. "Hanging on!" said Bang. "Hoo-hah!" said Bupkus. "Hanging on!" said Nawt. "Are we there yet?" asked Blanko. The ship started to shake and gained speed, causing the Nerdlucks to scream.
(End Music)
(Insert "Merrily We Roll Along")
Up ahead, they could see the portal to Looney Tunes Land, complete with the Warner Bros. Logo. "Bombastic!" said Pound, smiling. "Cool!" said Nawt. The ship flew through the logo and entered Looney Tunes Land.
(End Music)
(Insert "We Seek Bugs Bunny" from Space Jam)
Down below on the surface, Bugs Bunny, the principal of Acme Looniversity was once again trying to evade his most persistent arch nemesis, Elmer Fudd, the infamous wabbit hunter and teacher in Fudd-ology. He evaded whatever bullet Elmer fired at him. "All wight, you irascible bunny! Come back here, you scwewy rodent! We may be teachers at Acme Wooniversity, but we're still foes!" said Elmer. Bugs Bunny turned to the audience. "I'll, uh, be with you in a sec, folks, after I finish with nature boy here," said Bugs. Suddenly, Elmer pointed his shotgun at Bug's face. "All right, you pesky wabbit. I've got you now!" said Elmer. But before he could shoot him, a metal ramp came crashing down on Elmer, squishing him. "Ouch!" said Elmer.
Bugs Bunny looked up and saw that the ramp was part of the Nerdlucks' spaceship. "Hmm," said Bugs. The spaceship's door slid open, revealing the Nerdlucks. "One small step for Moi!" said Pound. "Moi!" said the other Nerdlucks. "One giant leap for Moron Mountain!" said Bang, taking out a flag. He hit Pound's foot with the flag, causing Pound to scream in pain. Elmer Fudd groaned in pain as he saw stars. "And one whopper headache for Elmer Fudd," said Bugs. The Nerdlucks walked down the ramp and to Bugs Bunny. They roughly only reached up to Bugs' hips. "Diminutive, ain't they?" asked Bugs.
"We seek the one they called Bugs Bunny," said Bang. "Yeah, Bugs Bunny," said Nawt. "Have you seen him?" asked Bang. "Where is this guy?" asked Pound. "Is he around?" asked Blanko. Bugs looked at the audience and decided to play a trick on the five aliens. "Hmm . . . Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny, say does he have, uh great big long ears . . . like these?" asked Bugs, showing his ears. "Yeah! Uh-huh," said the Nerdlucks. "And does he hop around like this?" asked Bugs. He hopped around like a real bunny. "Yeah," said the Nerdlucks. "And does he say 'What's up, doc?' Like this?" asked Bugs. He puts his hand on Pound's head and chomped on a carrot. "Eh . . . what's up, doc?" asked Bugs. "Yeah! Whoo!" said the Nerdlucks excitedly. "Nope. Never heard of him," said Bugs as he started to walk away. "Aww," said the Nerdlucks, feeling disappointed. Bugs turned to the audience once again. "You know, maybe there is no intelligent life out there in the universe after all," said Bugs. The gray rabbit hummed his walked away.
Suddenly, Bugs Bunny was hit by a laser, which also killed the trees and grass around him, turned the sky red and made a hole in the area around him. "Hold on there, Mr. Looney Tune," said Bang. Bugs turned around and his ears drooped. "Hey, what do you think we are, stupid?" asked Bupkus. All five Nerdlucks were armed with laser guns. "Don't move a muscle," said Nawt. Pound's gun was orange and blue. Nawt's was red and green. Bupkus was green and orange. Blanko's laser gun was purple and green. Bang's gun was blue and purple. "Okay Bunny, gather up your tune pals. We're taking you for a ride. That includes your students at your school and the zany ones," said Pound. He chuckled evilly. "Move it mister," said Nawt. "Totally. All right," said Blanko. He turned to Pound. "So like where we going?" asked Blanko dumbly. Pound then slapped Blanko in the face for his idiocy. "Are we there yet? Oh," groaned Blanko, before fainting.
(End Music)
Bugs Bunny sent Porky Pig to gather his Looney Tune pals, Gogo Dodo to gather up the Tiny Toons and Minerva Mink to gather the cast of Animaniacs. Because of the emergency meeting, they had to interrupt whatever cartoons the toons were doing for TV. Some of the toons were unhappy about having to stop in the middle of their cartoons. As for Fifi La Fume, she was more than happy to comply since she was doing "Out of Odor", the most hated short by fans.
Currently, it was the scene where Fifi had blasted Elmyra with several rounds of stink bullets. She collapsed in exhaustion. Suddenly, Elmyra grabbed Fifi's tail. "I can't smell a thing! And you know what that means!" said Elmyra. But then, Fifi smirked. "It means that I don't have to keep up with this masquerade," sneered Fifi. "Huh?" asked Elmyra. Suddenly, Fifi pulled her face, which was actually a mask. Fifi wasn't even Fifi to begin with. It was Gogo Dodo in disguise. "Surprise! Woooooooooo!" cried Gogo. This caused Elmyra to let go of the fake tail and stumble backwards. "Hey! What have you done with kitty?!" asked Elmyra. "Up here, you diable!" said Fifi, who was up on the roof. She did a wet razz berry on Elmyra. "Hey! Get down from there so we can do the scene right!" said Elmyra. "Sahrry, but Gahgo just tahld me zat Bugs Bunny hahs cahlled ahn emergency meeteeng ahnd ahll toons must repahrt to union hahll. Zat eencludes us Teeny Toons. So we hahve to stahp ziss cahrtoon ahnd go!" said Fifi. She began to leave, with Gogo following behind her. "No fair! This is the third time this month that you changed the ending of the episode! Why do you toons keep doing that?!" cried Elmyra. "Cause fans hate this episode and we do it to make them feel better," said Gogo. Elmyra began to run after the two toons. Some kids and teens watching the show saw everything. "Better, but why'd they have to leave?" asked Kid #1. "I don't know," said Teen #2.
Elsewhere, Pinky and Brain were in the middle of doing the episode, "Brain Meets Brawn". They were on the scene where Hyde Brain was about to attack the two royal guards outside of Big Ben. "Americans," muttered Guard #1. Suddenly, Brain grabbed the two guards with his large hands. Normally, Pinky would approach Brain as he attacked the guards. But Minerva got to Brain first. "Excuse me, Brain," said Minerva. Brain didn't hear her. "CUT!" yelled Minerva. That certainly got Brains attention. "I'm sorry to interrupt this cartoon, but Bugs has called all toons for an emergency meeting including us," said Minerva. Upon hearing the word, 'sorry', this caused Brain to turn back to normal and crash to the ground. "This had better be important," grumbled Brain. A girl watching the show called the kids who were watching Tiny Toons. " . . . and then, after Brain turned back to normal, they left," said the girl. "Same thing happened with Looney Tunes and Tiny Toons. Just what is going on?" asked Kid #1.
Well, the Nerdlucks have begun their invasion to bring everybody in Looney Tunes Land to Moron Mountain. When it came to a Tiny Toons cartoon being interrupted, I was originally going to do "Love Stinks", but I thought it would funnier if they interrupted "Out of Odor", much to Elmyra's frustration. And as you read, the Tiny Toons changed the ending multiple times before Gogo changed it this time to get the Tiny Toons to the meeting. The scene with "Out of Odor" and "Brain Meets Brawn" was originally going to be in the next chapter, but I decided to move it to this chapter so as not to make it too short. Next chapter, the toons have a meeting to decide how to deal with the Nerdlucks . . .