Here is the latest chapter. Just to let you know, since this story takes place during the "Fifi's Tiny Toon Adventures" fanfic series, it's never really clear if this is still the 90s. Cause for those who read the episode of "Fifi's Sweet Sixteen", its during when Ash is traveling in the Sinnoh Region. But anyway, enjoy.

Chapter 8: Getting Michael's Stuff

(Insert "Stealing the Shorts" from Space Jam)

That night, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Fifi La Fume and Minerva Mink went up to the surface world to do their mission of getting Michael's basketball stuff. They were burrowing under the grass. "The view back here stinks!" said Daffy. "Cahme on, Dahffy. You've burrowed weeth Bugs befahre een ze clahsseec cahrtoons," said Fifi. "I don't like burrowing either. But at least I'm dressed up for the occasion," said Minerva. Just then, Bugs felt himself burrowing under concrete. "Whoa!" said Bugs. Bugs and Fifi bumped into Daffy. And Daffy bumped into Minerva's breasts with a loud HONK! Minerva responded by slapping Daffy in the face. "Ow! What?" asked Daffy as he felt his face. "We're right in front of Michael's house," said Bugs. "I knew that," said Daffy. "Shh! Okay, let's go in this way," said Bugs. "I'd say let's go in that way!" said Daffy. Bugs, Fifi and Minerva went in one direction toward the house, and Daffy went in the other, toward the backyard. "He just never learns," said Bugs. "Nope. He'll just have learn the hard way," said Minerva. "Oui," said Fifi.

Daffy emerged from the ground, but it was still very dark. "Now let me see, I must be very, very close," said Daffy. He took out a lighter to get some light. The duck found himself face to face with Michael Jordon's bulldog; Charles. For he was in Charles' doghouse. "Mother," said Daffy nervously. The dog began to attack Daffy, causing the doghouse to shake. Daffy screamed as he was getting mauled. He tried to run out, but Charles dragged him back inside.

Bugs came out from under the rug, humming. "Nice digs. Okay, ladies. The coast is clear. You can come out now," said Bugs. Fifi and Minerva emerged from under the rug. The two ladies were wearing skintight jumpsuits that hugged their curves. Fifi's was dark pink, while Minerva's was red. "Ooh la la. Meechael sure hahs a nice house," said Fifi. "I wish I had a house like this," said Minerva. As Bugs fixed the rug back to normal, he and the girls heard knocking on the door. "Well, well, I wonder who that could be?" asked Bugs. He and the ladies walked up to the door and opened it. It was indeed Daffy Duck. Part of his left arm and midriff were missing their feathers. "Twinkle, twinkle, little star . . . ," said Daffy dizzily. He fell down flat on his face.

"Shh. Everyone's sleeping," said Bugs. "I knew that," said Daffy, getting back up. Bugs closed the front door. "Come on, come on. We gotta find Michael's basketball stuff," said Minerva. The four toons walked down the hall to look for Michael's stuff. Bugs opened the door to the right and looked in. "Nope. Nothing in here," said Bugs. He closed the door. Daffy Duck opened the door to the left: "Nope. Ahh, but a very nice dinette set," said Daffy. He closed the door. Fifi looked through another door. "Uh-uh. Naht here," said Fifi. Minerva looked in a closet. "There's nothing in here either," said Minerva. "Let's look upstairs," said Bugs. "Yes, oh fearless leader," said Daffy.

Bugs and his three friends went upstairs. They opened the first door slowly. It was the door to the bedroom of Jasmine, Michael's daughter. "So he needs his special underwear . . . ," said Daffy. He saw Jasmine sleeping. "Shh!" said Bugs. "Sorry. You think she's got enough toys?" asked Daffy. "Speaking of toys, you know all these mugs and T-shirts and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em?" asked Bugs. "Yeah," said Daffy. "You, uh, ever see any money from all that stuff?" asked Bugs. "Not a cent," scoffed Daffy. "Hmm, me neither," said Bugs. "I dahn't seem to hahve decent merchahndise outside of trahdeeng cahrds, cahloreeng books ahnd rahre figurines," said Fifi. "I'm hardly depicted on merchandise. Are licensors really that sexist?" complained Minerva. As they were talking, Jasmine woke up and saw the shadows of the four toons. The four left the room. Jasmine got out of bed, wanting to see them. Daffy Duck sighed. "It's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents. We're getting screwed," said Daffy. They went inside the room at the end of the hall and closed the door. Jasmine saw the door closed and smiled.

"We have found the trophy room. Now spread out and search the place," said Bugs. "Yes, sahib," said Daffy, bowing. He then began to search the room. "Oh brother," said Daffy. He turned on the lamp. "I am in the peak of the form, playing second banana to some sort of harebrain . . . ," said Daffy. "Yap, yap, yap," said Fifi. Minerva saw a North Carolina bag. "Hmm. This could be useful. Aha!" said Minerva. She grabbed the bag. Daffy searched through the dresser. "If this were a union job, I'd . . . Yes, that's very nice," said Daffy. "Bugs, I found a bag that we could use this bag to carry the stuff," said Minerva, handing Bugs the bag. "Thanks," said Bug. He resumed his search. "Hmm," said Bugs. He then spotted a basketball sneaker. "Oh, one of his shoes," said Bugs. He put the sneaker in the bag and looked around. "Where ees zat othair shoe?" asked Fifi. "Where are you?" asked Bugs, in a sing song voice. He saw the sneaker on a stand in the shelf. "Eureka!" said Bugs. He got a chair and climbed up on it. "Come to papa," said Bugs.

Unbeknownst to them, Jasmine was peaking in and saw them. "Minerva, do you hahve zat feeleeng zat we're, how you say, being wahtched?" asked Fifi, feeling nervous. "I don't think so," said Minerva. Bugs nearly slipped and a trophy fell without breaking. "Oops!" said Bugs. "What a fuzz foot. You are so clumsy!" asked Daffy. Bugs managed to grab the shoe and pushed it off. "Catch, feather head," said Daffy. Daffy caught the shoe in the bag. "Thanks," said Daffy. Jasmine left to tell her brothers. Bugs, Daffy, Fifi and Minerva and Fifi started to leave. "Well, time to go," said bugs. "Did we get everything?" asked Daffy. "Let's see, we got both sneakers," said Minerva. "Ahnd we gaht ze bahg. Whaht else could we be meesseeng?" asked Fifi. That was when they realized what else they needed to get. "The shorts!" said all four toons. "In there?" asked Bugs. "Okay, I'll check," said Minerva. "Don't trouble yourself, miss. I'll be the one to check," said Daffy.

Daffy walked up to the door and opened them. Unfortunately, Charles was behind the door, growling at him. And to make matters worse, he had the shorts in his mouth. Daffy closed the door, all scared. "I found the shorts," said Daffy meekly. Suddenly, Charles broke the door down and fell on Daffy, crushing him. Daffy partially emerged from under the door. He was missing some teeth. "The pain," groaned Daffy Charles forced the door down on him, squishing him again. He managed to wriggle free and ran up to Bugs, Fifi and Minerva. "I'm right behind you, pal," said Daffy. "Uh, that's none too reassuring," said Bugs. "Nice puppy. How's about a bone?" asked Daffy, taking out a bone. Charles didn't take it. "No dice," said Daffy. As Charles cornered the four toons menacingly, Jasmine, Marcus, and Jeff peaked through the door and saw what's going on. "What about a nice holiday ham?" asked Bugs, taking out a ham. Charles wasn't phased by that either. "He ain't buying it," said Bugs. "Maybe a squeaky toy?" asked Minerva, taking out the said item. "Can't we talk this over, rover?" asked Minerva. Daffy hugged Bugs, feeling scared. "Down, Beethoven," said Daffy. Fifi stood in front of Bugs, Daffy and Minerva and cocked her tail like a gun. She pointed it at Charles. "Mahve ahn eench clahsair you mutt, ahnd I'll steenk you out to ze point zat you'll need a hundred bahthes unteel you're clean ahgain!" snarled Fifi.

But then, Bugs saw Michael's kids enter the room. "Ooh! The kids are here," said Bugs. Jeffrey grabbed at the shorts. "Give it to me, Charles!" said Jeffrey. Charles snarled, refusing to let go at first. Eventually, Jeffery was able to pul the shorts out of Charles' mouth and he gave the shorts to Bugs. "Here you go, Bugs," said Jeffrey. "Thanks, kid," chuckled Bugs, giving a thumbs up. "We got to remember to clean the dog drool off," said Minerva. "Shoo! Shoo!" said Marcus to Charles. Charles whimpered as he left the room. "Bad dog! That is the last time I'm ever working with dogs or children!" said Daffy. "Ahem!" said Fifi, giving Daffy a stern look while tapping her foot. "Acme Looniversity students excluded," said Daffy.

"Bye-bye," said Bugs. "Hey, where you going?" asked Jeffrey. "Well, uh, you see, the Looney Tunes, Tiny Toons and the Animaniacs have a big basketball game coming up, and uh, your dad's gonna play," said Bugs. "All right!" said Jeffrey. "Yeah, but don't tell anybody," said Bugs. Jeffery nodded his head. "Is Furrball going to play too?" asked Jasmine. "He wahnts to, but sahme of ze othair toons dahn't wahnt heem to due to hees bahd luck ahnd zeir ahnti-caht mindset. But our new traineeng coach ees going to soon dreell to zeir heads zat everybahdy must hahve a pahrt, eencludeeng Furrbahll. Why do you ahsk?" asked Fifi. "'Cause I like Furrball," said Jasmine. "You do?" asked Fifi, looking surprised. "Yes. I like him more than Sylvester. I even made this drawing of him with you," said Jasmine. She took out a crayon drawing of Fifi kissing Furrball. And in the pic, Furrball was enjoying being kissed by her. "You . . . sink Furrbahll ahnd I would . . . be a cute couple?" asked Fifi. "Yes. Why haven't you dated him yet?" asked Jasmine. "Here's ze prahblem. Elmyra hahs fahrbeedden Furrbahll frahm dahteeng me or ahny othair ahneemahl geerl unless zey're pets of hers," said Fifi. "That's not fair. She's more stuck up than the sultan from Aladdin," said Jasmine. "I think you may be right about that," said Fifi.

"And we noticed you and the other toons kept changing the ending of a certain episode. How did you really escape Elmyra?" asked Jasmine. "Ze one who sahved me frahm Elmyra, he's ahctually frahm a Jahpanese frahnchise zat hahsn't been eempahrted eento Ahmereeca yet. Zat's whaht Gahgo tahld me," said Fifi. "So when will his franchise get imported?" asked Marcus, scratching his head. "Sheerley looked ahhead eento ze future ahnd tahld me zat ze rest of ze wahrld wahn't know of hees exeestence unteel two years lahtair," said Fifi. "Come on, Fifi. We gotta go," said Minerva. "Okay. Nice meeteeng you ahnd zanks fahr your help. Au revoir," said Fifi. Bugs, Daffy, Fifi and Minerva left the house.

(End Music)

Meanwhile, Patrick Ewing, Charles Barkley, Shawn Bradley, Muggsy Bogues and Larry Johnson had turned to a fortuneteller to find out what happened to their talents. They were sitting next to her, holding hands around. She was humming while looking at her crystal ball. "I see aliens. Little aliens from outer space. They forced their way inside your bodies. They need your talent to win a basketball game against Bugs Bunny," said the Fortuneteller. "Bugs Bunny?" whispered Patrick. "Is this a joke?" asked whispered Charles. "I also see Michael Jordan, being sucked down a golf hole by furry creatures," said the Fortuneteller. Patrick Ewing got up from his chair. "That's it. We're outta here," said Patrick. "We're leaving now," said Larry. "Let's try some acupuncture," said Shawn. "Good idea. Bye," said Muggsy.

Back at the golf course, Stan had dug up the majority of the area around the hole Michael was sucked down. "This is it! This is it! I don't know where you are, Michael, but wherever you are, you obviously enjoyed being there more than spending time with me!" ranted Stan. Unbeknownst to Stan, Bugs, Daffy, Fifi and Minerva were walking by. But they didn't see Stan. "You better hope this Jordan character still knows how to play hoops," said Daffy. "You and me and the girl, brother," said Bugs. As they were conversing, Stan heard them and saw them. He dropped his shove and spied on them as they walked by. "That's why we're going to get him back into shape," said Minerva. "Listen, how's this for a new team name: The Ducks!" said Daffy. "Please. What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team 'The Ducks'?" asked Bugs. "Eet wahs ahlready tahken, by a hahckey team," said Fifi. "So sue me, It's just a suggestion," said Daffy. Daffy took the flag pole off a golf hole and he along with Bugs, Fifi and Minerva dove into the hole. Stan saw them and ran to follow them.

Hope you enjoyed reading this chapter. And as you read, Elmyra's the reason why Fifi and Furrball haven't dated yet. So if the two were to date, it would have to be a secret relationship. Next chapter, Michael's back in action and training for the big game will begin . . .