Hello!!!! Welcome to the Blargenshnarf Universe. I am a nerd!!!!!!! Hi. A little info about me: i am a nerd, i am a girl, i am always confused, i like sugar, i am a tween, i am an author on fanfiction, i have some pretty epic friends, i am a weirdo, i am epic, i am a person.

By the way, blargenshnarf is a madeup word that me and my friend made. We used it as fake money for our fake candy store that we pretended to do at recess. We pretended to sell stuff like Mexican Jumping Jelly Beans and such. Blargenshnarf was our money. Blargens, shnarfs, and blargenshnarfs. :P

If you don't know what The Hydra is, read Daughter of Posiedon: Seven Series Book 1

I like PIE!!!!!! No, seriously.

News:

Sorry guys, but Kali and Terra and Girls with Hooves have been deleted. I didn't actually like Kali and Terra. Girls with Hooves wasn't correct because there are no girl satyrs. I will still update Tristan and Buddy: Adventures in WW3 soon. I also updated a little oneshot-poem called Voices of the Crippling Darkness. I was bored so I wrote it quick and it is up for you guys now. I also just posted Nico and the Demigods: Adventures in Ooo. It's a really stupid Adventure time and percy jackson crossover.

My top 10 favorite books of all time:

1. Kane Chronicles Book 3: The Serpent's Shadow

2. A Dog's Purpose

3. Percy Jackson and the Olympians Book 3: The Titan's Curse

4. 13 Reasons Why

5. Kane Chronicles Book 2: The Throne of Fire

6. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

7. The Fault in our Stars

8. The Hunger Games

9. The Heroes of Olympus Book 2: The Son of Neptune

10. Fablehaven: Secrets of the Dragon Sanctuary

Please don't yell at me! Maximum Ride is NOT on my favorite book list. Sorry to the obsessive Max Ride fans on . I will update my favorite book list frequently (because i read too many books :P)

1) Have you ever been asked out?
yes

2) Where did you get your default picture?
A wallpaper app

3) What's your middle name?
Rene

4) Your current relationship status?
Single. Boyfriends are too distracting!

5) Does your crush like you back?
Maybe

6) What is your current mood?
Tired

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
White. Do you have the courage to check?

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Blue

9) Missing something?

Probably. I’m too lazy to check.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Telling a certain someone that I like them

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
Idk. Maybe a manatee. :P

12) Ever had a near death experience?
No

13) Something you do a lot?
I say, “SHMOW ZOW!” (adventure time humor)

14) The song stuck in your head?
Stronger by Kelly Clarkson. (I was playing it on my French horn tonight)

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
sugarninjas

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

My aunt and great aunt, Ashley tisdale, and Lindsey lohan

17) When was the last time you cried?

An hour ago

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
No

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
go back in time or maybe fly

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

That they are the opposite sex

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Hot chocolate and a cookie!

22) What's your biggest secret?
that I have a secret

23) Favorite color?
turquoise

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
What do you mean by “kiddie” shows? I watch Disney channel and cartoon network

25) What are you?
A crazy something. Possibly a human.

26) Do you speak any other language?
Spanish. Ish

27) What's your favorite smell?

Buttered popcorn

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Stressful

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
no

30) What are you thinking about right now?
pie and brownies and tv

31) What should you be doing?
sleeping

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
basically everyone

33) Do you like working in the yard?
no. I’m a lazy person.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
blargenshnarf

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
maybe

36) What is your natural hair color?
brown. Simple brown-colored brown

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
myself.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile (ok, not so much the stealing the boyfriend part, but killing them 'cause their being an idiot and deserve it.)

IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE (SUGAR RUSH!!!! ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time, everyday)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

Harry Potter Oath

I promise to remember Tonks

Each time time I knock something down.

And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley

Whenever I'm out of town.

I promise not to obey traffic laws

For Sirius's sake of course.

And I promise to remember Lupin

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Arthur

Whenever I am in a hospital room.

And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins

Every time fireworks boom.

I promise to remember Lily

When I see someone that holds pure beauty and love.

And I promise to remember Dobby

Whenever a pair of socks spots me.

I promise to remember Teddy

When I see someone with turquoise hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care.

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.

And I promise to remember the Death Eaters

When someone speaks of dominating the world.

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my dedication

Because I know what the wizards know.

Harry Potter isn't an obsession

It's a way of life, you know...

Percy Jackson Oath

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

So that all may see my dedication

because I know what the demigods know

Percy Jackson isn't an obsession

Its a way of life, you know...

BLARGENSHNARF UNIVERSE TO THE MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHMOW ZOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FANFICTION!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS UP YO!!!!!!!!!!? WORD!

Sorry for going all caps on you guys...