Hello, Happy (insert holiday here), and...

WELCOME TO MY PROFILE!!!!!!

To my followers: everything on here is a lie. i don't update. i don't do anything.

jk, I update sometimes.

Country: The United States of America. Do not trust this if it says Norway.

First Name: Morgana.

Gender: Female.

Age: Between 2 and 5,024.

Areas of expertise: writing, reading, singing.

NOTICE: I DO NOT PLAN TO UPDATE THE MAJORITY OF MY PROFILE.

Favorite Quotes:

"Well, of course. He's the one who needs our help, isn't he? Sticky teeth green...wh-wha...!!!" Zelgadis Greywords, Slayers Premium.

"Oh, no! Not you, too! Lick my feet!" Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun, Slayers Premium.

"Now, that's a secret!" Xellos Metallium, Slayers NEXT, Slayers TRY, Slayers REVOLUTION, and Slayers EVOLUTION R.

"What are you looking at?! The show's over!!!" Naga the White Serpent, Slayers Premium.

"And don't try to follow us, or YOU'LL BE SORRY!" Filia Ul Copt, Slayers TRY.

"Hmph. Bye." Zelgadis Greywords, Slayers REVOLUTION. (I wonder why that's one of my favorite quotes?)

"SHE'S GONNA KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!" Lina Inverse, Slayers TRY.

"How could you?! I am not...I am not a monster!!! (Dang)IT REZO, YOU IDIOT!!!" Zelgadis Greywords, Slayers EVOLUTION R.

"And with Justice on our side, we'll never lose!" Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun, The Slayers.

"Hey! Look! Listen!" Navi, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

"Hyah!!!" Link, The Legend of Zelda, All. (I'm also wondering how this made it in here...maybe 'cuz his voice is cute...)

"Ah! I have injured my pinky! Why are these human bodies so fragile?!" Arawn, Tears to Tiara.

"Go to your cupboard!" Uncle Vernon, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

"I, uh...I'm not fidgeting." Reve, Phantasy Star Zero.

"You spout all these pompous words, but what you're really saying is that you're lonely because you have no family." Sarisa, Phantasy Star Zero.

"I'm done with the days of letting hateful people affect me." Scott Hoying, Pentatonix.

That concludes my favorite quotes.

Favorite Scenes:

Zelgadis is fishing when Nama's head falls from the sky and knocks him unconscious.

Lina builds a sarcophagus in 3 seconds.

Gourry looks up Filia's skirt and she practically kills him with her mace.

Zelgadis observes Filia's mace, holding it with ease, and tosses it to Lina, who faceplants on the floor from the weight.

Gourry says, "So wait...that means that...you're a really, really old man, Xellos!!!" and everyone faceplants.

Lina is possessed by the Lord of Nightmares.

Gourry kisses Lina in the Sea of Chaos, but she shoves him into the ocean when they get back and yells, "How DARE you take advantage of an innocent girl?!"

Phibrizzo kills Zelgadis (I don't know why, I just like it for some reason...why are you looking at me like that?).

Draco Malfoy gets mud in his face.

I have Link pull out his fishing rod and throw it over Ganondorf's head, causing him to look over his shoulder, which causes me to kill him. :)

Link finds Midna over the hill. Double :)

Phantasy Star Zero - All my allies except Ogi are dead, we're fighting Dark Falz, Ogi is low on health. I hit Dark Falz, and it dies. The treasure box falls on top of Ogi and he dies. (IT REALLY HAPPENED, I SWEAR!!!)

And that is all. Please read my fanfictions, such as the Tears of Twilight duology or The Legend of Zelda: Shadow's Overture! I work very hard on them and would appreciate it if you would review them.

Hey, and you could even drop me a PM every once in a while; I will try to reply to them as soon as I receive them, and it does give me a reason to keep writing some of my fanfictions. Remember, FF authors and guests: reviews are nice every once in a while, and it encourages everyone to keep writing the stories that you all love.

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1. Where is your telephone? Mi telefono esta en mi dormitorio.

2. Where is your significant other? Senpai is hiding. I'll call you back when I capture - I mean, find him.

3. Your hair? My hair is on my head.

4. Your mother? We're watching Netflix.

6. Your favorite thing? Idk?

7. Your dream last night? Idk.

8. Your iPod? I don't have one.

9. Your dream/goal? Become an author or actress or singer, I don't know which.

10. The room you're in? Bedroom, more often than not.

11. You hate? A lot of things. Maybe my least favorite is...when people spoil books. I HATE when people do that!

12. Your fear? Once again, a lot. Black holes, drowning, dying in general.

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? A successful young woman slaying her college courses.

14. Where were you last night? Home.

15. What you're not? A lot of things. Among them, stupid or mean.

16. Muffins? WhERE'S THE MUFFIN BUTTON???

17. One of your wish list items? NOT TO BE FOREVER ALONE ON FOREVER ALONE DAY. jk, I want a ton of stuff from Wish, namely Legend of Zelda clothing, rings, and new boots.

18. Where you grew up? A city.

19. The last thing you did? I updated a story! Gasp!

20. What are you wearing? Glasses and clothes.

21. Your TV? it is on.

22. Your pet(s)? Two cats. Sleeping.

23. Your computer? Using it rn.

24. Your life? Good.

25. Your mood? Neutral.

26. Missing someone? Nah.

27. Your car? Hopefully I'll have one by next year!

28. Something you're not wearing? Other people's clothing. Haha, loopholes.

29. Your summer? over, again.

30. Your eyes? Labeled "blue" on my driver's permit. Blue-grey, really.

31. Love someone? Family and friends!

32. Your favorite color? Currently, sea-green but it changes all the time.

33. When is the last time you laughed? Probs five minutes ago.

34. Last time you cried? I honestly have no idea.

35. Who will repaste this? Idk.

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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

"-ing for him. Be careful with Dillon; he is not in his right mind," from EONA by Allison Goodman.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

A glass.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Yu-Gi-Oh!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:15 PM?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:46 PM.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The air conditioning and my mouse clicking.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I last stepped outside to bike to the school for zero hour band.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Whatever was before this.

9. What are you wearing?

Clothes.

10. Did you dream last night?

I don't know.

11. When did you last laugh?

Today.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Photos.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

This should be rhetorical. My existence is weird.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's rather...ahem...random, I'd say...

15. What is the last film you saw?

I don't remember.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A car for me, a car for my mom, and a ton of other, cheaper things. I'd save the rest.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

(whispers) i'm writing a book hehehe

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would change society, and people, so that we could all be appreciative of each others' opinions and not be evil.

19. Do you like to dance?

Sure.

20. Obama:

I'm gonna miss you, Obama.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Depends.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Aidan.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Maybe briefly. I love Bora Bora!

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

I don't believe in God, but if I did I'd probably ask if I can still participate in fandom stuff.