Miscellaneous

This is just something I found on some guy's website. For whatever reason he had a numerology calculator. So I figured I'd try it, just to see what my name might mean in this aspect.

I don't believe in astrology or anything related, but... well this description is startlingly accurate. I am by no means saying that numerology is a sound science, but about 97% of the description below is true about me. Maybe it only works with certain people... I don't know?

Your number is: 7

The characteristics of #7 are: Analysis, understanding, knowledge, awareness, studious, meditating.

The expression or destiny for #7:

Thought, analysis, introspection, and seclusiveness are all characteristics of the expression number 7. The hallmark of the number 7 is a good mind, and especially good at searching out and finding the truth. You are so very capable of analyzing, judging and discriminating, that very little ever escapes your observation and deep understanding. You are the type of person that can really get involved in a search for wisdom or hidden truths, often becoming an authority on whatever it is your are focusing on. This can easily be of a technical or scientific nature, or it may be religious or occult, it matters very little, you pursue knowledge with the same sort of vigor. You can make a very fine teacher, or because of a natural inclination toward the spiritual, you may become deeply emerged in religious affairs or even psychic explorations. You tend to operate on a rather different wavelength, and many of your friends may not really know you very well. The positive aspects of the 7 expression are that you can be a true perfectionist in a very positive sense of the word. You are very logical, and usually employ a quite rational approach to most things you do. You can be so rational at times that you almost seem to lack emotion, and when you are faced with an emotional situation, you may have a bit of a problem coping with it. You have excellent capabilities to study and learn really deep and difficult subjects, and to search for hidden fundamentals. At full maturity you are likely to be a very peaceful and poised individual.

If there is an over supply of the number 7 in your makeup, the negative aspects of the number may be apparent. The chief negative of 7 relates to the limited degree of trust that you may have in people. A tendency to be highly introverted can make you a bit on the self-centered side, certainly very much self-contained . Because of this, you are not very adaptable, and you may tend to be overly critical and intolerant. You really like to work alone, at your own pace and in your own way. You neither show or understand emotions very well.

Your Soul Urge number is: 5

A Soul Urge number of 5 means:

The 5 soul urge or motivation would like to follow a life of freedom, excitement, adventure and unexpected happening. The idea of travel and freedom to roam intrigues you. You are very much the adventurer at heart. Not particularly concerned about your future or about getting ahead, you can seem superficial and unmotivated.

In a positive sense, the energies of the number 5 make you very adaptable and versatile. You have a natural resourcefulness and enthusiasm that may mark you as a progressive with a good mind and active imagination. You seem to have a natural inclination to be a pace-setter. You are attracted to the unusual and the fast paced.

You may be overly restless and impatient at times. You may dislike the routine work that you are engaged in, and tend to jump from activity to activity, without ever finishing anything. You may have difficulty with responsibility. You don't want to be tied down to a relationship, and it may be hard to commit to one person.

Your Inner Dream number is: 11

An Inner Dream number of 11 means:

You dream of casting the light of illumination; of being the true idealist. You secretly believe there is more to life than we can know or prove, and you would like to be provider of the 'word' from on high.

I've seen this on a lot of profiles, and I finally decided to do it myself.

1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER

Op-ti-mus! Op-ti-mus! Op-ti-mus!

2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

First, I'd stare at him for five minutes straight, trying to keep from glitching because OPTIMUS PRIME IS FRACKIN REAL!!!!!

I'm already in love with him, so I'd do my best to have him fall for me.

3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?

Wonder why I'm staring at him, then become my guardian, then fall in love with me. Well, that's what I want to happen regarding the last part.

4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?

No idea. If I had to guess, classical, but it really depends on what continuity he's from.

5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?

So far, two: Marina Darby and Soulsong (A.K.A. Olivia Carmena from when she was human)

6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

They fall in love with each other. All my fanfics have romance

7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Optimus Prime, specifically the one from Primeverse (I am so devastated that it's actually over T_T)

8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HIM/HER DOING?

Getting drunk on high-grade and rocking out on a giant electric guitar

9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Starscream, but only the ones from Primeverse, Animated, and Cybertron

10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING

Trying to get it on with Knockout (I've read quite a bit of M rated transfics, but not those)

11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?

Duh, engage in an epic gaint droid death match

12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Sentinel Prime from Animated and Bayverse. GOD, I would love to get all up in Animated Sentinel's face, blow a raspberry, and watch him freak the H out.

Hee hee hee hee hee...

13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Airachnid

14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?

Between one and three.

15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?

Optimus/OC Megatron/Optimus Sides/OC/Sunny Jazz/Prowl

16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?

Definitely. Optimus is my Prince Charming/Knight in shining armor (literally XD) and Megatron from Prime? Not calling him hot is like not calling ice cold.

17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Some sort of jet or whatever Primeverse Soundwave turns into. I'd want to be a seeker.

If I had to be a grounder, I'd turn into either a blue and purple Ferrari California or a 2013 Lotus Esprit. Something feminine, sleek, and fast.

If I was gonna do it like Bumblebee, I'd want to start off as a Chevy Lumina. I've got history with those.

18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?

Arcee

19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?

Autobot all the way. While I, for the most part, agree with the original Decepticon cause for equal rights as opposed to the caste system, I absolutely loathe their methods in trying to achieve that goal.

The Insanity Test (I've bolded the ones that are me)

You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

You have ran into a glass/screen door. (If I did, I don't remember it)

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

You have run into a tree/bush.

You have been called a blond.

You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

You just tried to lick your elbow. (I tried and I just can't)

You never knew that the Alphabet, Baa Baa Black Sheep, and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (I actually did. My mom told me when I was six. )

You just sang them to make sure.

You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

You have choked on your own spit.

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

You type with three fingers or less.

You have accidentally caught something on fire.

You have caught yourself drooling

You have fallen asleep in class.

Sometimes you just stop thinking.

Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

People often shake their heads and walk away from you (No, I do that to other people)

You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug accidentally...

You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (Only, like, twice. Unless panties count, because that happens a lot)

You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (Not in my hand or pocket... in my mouth...)

So, I guess I'm only a little bit insane. Oh well, I'll get there eventually.

Fave Quotes from Transformers Movies

Freedom is the right of all sentinet beings - Optimus Prime - Transformers

The parents are very irritating. Can I take them out?; Well I'm just saying we could. It's an option. - Ironhide - Transformers

Is it fear or courage that compels you, fleshling? - Megatron - Transformers

No, I want two! - Megatron - Transformers

I'm never giving you this Allspark! - Sam Witwicky - Transformers

I'm a child, you know. I'm a teenager -Sam Witwicky - Transformers

Satan's Camaro in my yard. It's stalking me! - Sam Witwicky - Transformers

Get off my Grandmama's carpet! She don't like nobody on the carpet! Especially Po-lice! - Glen Whitmann - Transformers

No, you shut up! Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me criminal! - Glen Whitmann - Transformers

Damn, I'm good. - Sideswipe - ROTF (duh)

Ooh, brain freeze man. - Mudflap - ROTF

Pull over! - Optimus Prime - ROTF

Punk ass Decepticon. - Ironhide - ROTF

My little baby booty boy - Judy Witwicky - ROTF

Sometimes you get to the end of the rainbow, and the leprechauns went and booby trapped it - Agent Simmons - ROTF

How to tell you're a Transformers Fan

1. You swear at decepticons in the movies. (Mostly at Megatron, but others, too.)

2. You find something amusing or cute and you still mention it over and over.

3. You try to remember quotes.

4. You have annoyance burning inside for humans in the movies (Mostly just the government people)

5. You dream about Transformers. (Some nights, but I wish I could do so even more)

6. You think of Transformers 70% of the day (Hell yes)

7. Your friends/comrades get weirded out when you talk about Transformers non-stop.

Funny (Yet Random) Things!! (COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD SOMETHING TO THE LIST!) (Favorites are bolded)

Aliens do exist. They just don't give a damn about us.

It's ok, I won't bite. I'm a pathological liar, not a dog.

I shall call you squishy and you shall be mine. And you will be my squishy!

When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

"If men could hug like teenage girls, there'd be no more wars." Robby Ray Stewart, Hannah Montana

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Nobody move! I dropped my brain...

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Life in a vacuum sucks...

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

”How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’

“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.”

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir … mighty scarce.

I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug.

What chu talkin bout wiles?

Don't hate CONGRATULATE!

THE DOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR! (Yah I saw it on a meme...)

I'm inspired, interrupt my train of thought and I'll stab you.

What's this thing you call normal? Is it contagious?! OMG!! Don't touch me I might catch your NORMAL!!!

Be a Leader NOT a follower.

"Damn, I'm good," Sideswipe, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

The Name Game

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Winnie Calico

(first pet and current street name)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: Diane Jolly Rancher

(grandfather/grandmother on mother's side first name, favorite candy)

3. YOUR RAPPER NAME: Obra

(first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name)

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Jaguar Kilbourne

(favorite animal, name of high school)

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Diane St. Albans

(middle name, city where you were born)

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: Bramanwin

(first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)

7. JEDI NAME: Enaid Namrom

(middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)

8. PORN STAR NAME: Diane Calico

(middle name, street you live on)

9. SUPERHERO NAME: The Blue Mountain Dew

(fave color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)

10. GANGSTA NAME: Olivizzle

(first 4 letters of real name plus izzle)

11. NEWSCASTER NAME: Diane Morman

(your middle name, moms maiden name)

12. SPY NAME: Morman Calico

(mother's maiden name and current street name)

13. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: William Adele

(grandfather and grandmothers first name)

14. TERRORIST NAME: Aivilo Namrom

(first name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)

48 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1. What color is your toothbrush?

Pink, purple, white, and blue

2. Name one person who made you smile today.

My dad

3. What are your favorite Transformers series?

Primeverse, Bayverse (mostly the fanfics I read), Animated, and the Unicron Triology (only Cybertron, though)

4. What are your favorite anime shows?

Oban Star Racers, Bakugan (Battle Brawlers New Vestroia, and if there were others I can't remember bc it was a long time ago

5. What is your favorite lollipop flavor?

Green apple, pink lemonade, lemon, watermelon, and blue rasperry

6. Have you ever been to a strip club?

NO! The hell kind of question is this?!

7. What is the last thing you said aloud?

Ow, everything hurts. (I went swimming yesterday for the first time the whole summer and now I'm soar and sunburned)

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Mint Chocolate Chip and Caramel Crunch

9. Who's your favorite anime character?

Howl from Howl's Moving Castle

10. Do you like your wallet?

I do not currently have a wallet.

11. Who's your favorite Autobot right now why?

Optimus forever and always because he is just so... good inside and out. Plus, I've got a thing for alphas apparently.

12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Nope

13. What was the last sporting event you watched?

I don't care for sportball in the slightest

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Extra butter, garlic salt, sharp cheddar, and slightly burnt

15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?

My best Asian friend

16. Have you ever gone camping?

No and I never want to. (Unless summer camp for a week counts)

17. Do you take vitamins daily?

Nope

18. Do you go to church every Sunday?

Nope. I'm an agnostic raised by other agnostics and atheists.

19. Do you have a tan?

Yes bc I'm biracial. Doesn't save me from sunburns, sadly.

20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Sometimes. I do love me some sweet and sour chicken with white rice

21. Do you drink your pop with a straw?

Only if I'm at a restaurant.

22. Who's your favorite Decepticon right now why?

Megatron from Prime because, I'm sorry, but he's HOT, and I like how he's a lot more strategic and manipulative than every other Megatron

23. If the Autobots came crashing in your backyard or an open field right this second, what would you do?

Probably faint because my rational mind wouldn't be able to process it. Then I'd make friends with them and help them assimilate into Earth society, mainly for the sheer amusement of watching them try to figure out Earth stuff

24. What if it's the Decepticons?

Watch them to see what their plan is (I'm REALLY good at lurking) and then send pictures to the government and hope they send the military

25. What color is your watch?

I don't have a watch. I don't like having stuff on my wrist, or my fingers for that matter

26. What do you think when you hear "Australia?"

Kangaroos

27. What is your birthstone?

Sapphire, which is also my favorite gem

28. Do you eat in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Drive thru all the way.

29. What is your favorite number?

22. I have no idea why, it just is.

30. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My mom.

31. Any plans today?

To chill out and possibly see Trainwreck

32. How many states have you lived in?

Two. Vermont until I was nine months old, and now Ohio.

33. What's your biggest annoyance right now?

My forehead is sunburned so I can't raise my eyebrows bc it will scrunch up

34. If you were captured by the 'Cons, what would you do to pass the time?

Ask them existential questions and either drive them insane or make them see the light, whichever comes first

35. Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Nope

36. Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Nope

37. What is your favorite pair of shoes that you wear all the time?

My dark magenta Champions

38. Are you jealous of anyone?

Nope

39. Is anyone jealous of you?

Not that I know of.

40. Are you in love with anyone?

Nope. I hold out hope that I'll meet someone I can fall for, though.

41. Do your friends have children?

Well, I'm still in high school so I certainly hope not.

42. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

My sister. Don't look at me like that, she's awful.

43. Do you use the word "Hello" daily?

Yes, yes I do.

44. What color is your car?

I don't have a car.

45. Do you like cats?

Love them to pieces. I just love my little Winnie who is so, so sweet and might have dog somewhere in her ancestry. But I love dogs too, so it's all good.

46. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Nope

47. Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Nope. I've been to King's Island and Cedar Point several times throughout life.

48. How did you get your worst scar?

I don't have scars. I value my body to the point that i don't like to risk damaging it.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a bunch of story ideas and beginnings stashed away somewhere, but you’re to lazy/embarrassed to put them out there... copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate stereotypes copy and paste this onto your profile (Bold-ones you are)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST be an ignorant fence sitter.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (I like it, but it's not even close to being my favorite fruit)

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. (like manga)

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

REMEMBER WHEN?

Remember When

getting HIGH meant swinging on a playground?

the worst thing you could get from a boy is COOTIES?

when MOM was your hero?

and DAD was the man you were gonna marry?

and your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings?

and RACE ISSUES were about who ran the fastest?

when WAR was a card game?

and life was simple and care free?

remember when all you wanted to do

WAS GROW UP

PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE STILL 5 INSIDE-NO MATTER WHAT AGE YOU ARE!

I want to clarify something right now, because this bugs me SO MUCH: In the Bayverse movies, Dino is NOT Mirage. I really don't know where people are getting the idea that he is. I mean, if Bay had intended for that character to represent what people keep saying in stories, he would have acknowledged it in the movies somehow, but even the CREDITS said the character was called Dino. He never even once turned invisible! I feel the same way about Que, since the name Wheeljack was never used in the movie, but it was in the credits, so I guess I can't really say anything.

I find this ironic. Orion Pax means something like Warrior or Hunter for Peace here on Earth, yet he didn't become that until he was renamed Optimus Prime.

COOL GAME I FOUND ON SOMEBODY'S PROFILE

:Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!