Hello, hello. My full name is a bit of a mouthful, but you can call me Ivy (or FairyTale-Mythology) and I for one, like poetry. My favorite color is purple (shades vary with my mood) and I just simply adore Harry Potter as a girl. (But I still like slash and am extremely Harry-centric). As I woman, I am very proud to say that most men are bitches.

ALSO! I hate phrases like 'so-called' and 'well, let's just say' or 'we could just say'. I have read those words so many times with something so stupid or corny following them it isn't funny. At all. Or 'effing', 'frickin'. Use the fucking words.

Some people are better off dead.- Raymond Chandler--If it is easy for me to kill, that is because it is difficult for me to die.- Albert Camus--When performing an autopsy, even the most inveterate spiritualist would have to question where the soul is.- Anton Pavlovich Chekhov

I find these next things amusing.

Everything happens for a reason.
(Oh, phew. And here I thought it was unadulterated chaos.)

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.
(From a horror movie...which one? Said in rapid, whispered, succession when you're angry and can't do anything about your situation. Scares everyone into submission.)

Suck it.
(Short and effective.)