A Spy's Life Reboot EP 26: Have I got a deal for you.
Shock Rock grunts as he leaps out of the way of a red glowing axe, sliding across the ground in an old warehouse as he quickly punches the floor, stretching his arms as he leaps away from the blade and lands on some crates. "Man! And here I thought I was done with Bounty hunters." He groans out as he leaps up and creates an axe, swinging it onto the hunter, named Sunder, who leaps away as an electric discharge came from the impact. Shock Rock then charges at the hunter with his weapon, but was knocked away by a hoverboard. Shock Rock stands up as Sunder leaps onto his board, grinning his sharp teeth. "Just hand over the Omnitrix, Dan Tennyson of planet Earth. And this will be all over." "Yeah! Like I haven't heard that one before, buddy!" Sunder swung his extending Axe as Shock Rock makes a force field to repel it. He then noticed the Axe was about to hit a lone kid, chasing after a ball outside of the Warehouse, making him make a bike and pedals as fast as he can, covering the kid as the axe wraps around his arm. The kid ran off as Shock Rock cries out. "Hey! Don't mention it, okay?" He then commences a Tug-of-War with the bounty hunter, yanking him towards Shock Rock as he tries to punch him, but Sunder was faster and leaps on top, wrapping the cable around and pinning the hero by his arms as his Hoverboard lifts them both up. "Hey! Last chance for you to quit!" "Last chance for you to keep your head." "Oh! That's like a joke, but weaker." Shock Rock grins out as he starts surging massive volts of electricity, making it travel up the cable and giving Sunder another meaning of the word 'Shock Therapy'. The voltage fries the Hoverboard and sent Sunder flying while releasing Shock Rock, making the hunter cries out as he flew from the city. "This isn't overrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" "Looks like it is to me, duuuudddddeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Dan cries out after timing out. He then left the Warehouse, whistling with his hands in his pockets.
"Well… Better grab some lunch and head on back to School, much to my dread." Dan groans out at going back to class. "Stop!" Dan then sighs out at another bounty hunter. "Oh, man…." But as he turns around, his hand was then grabbed and shake, much to his surprise. "What the?" The boy is surprised by an alien shaking his hand. A green skinned, four armed alien that is around adult size with red hair and a mustache that covers his mouth and wearing steampunk looking clothing. "Congratulations, my dear boy! I had just saw what you did to that rapscallion and did a bang-up job! But! If you want to avoid that run-down feeling of transforming back from beast to boy." Dan had a blank look as he had no idea who the heck this guy and why is he talking like that. "What you need is a bottle of Professor T. Hokestar's Miracle Elixir!" He presents a small bottle with a star on it as Dan askes out. "Who with the what now?"
"This is the opportunity of a lifetime! Professor Blarney T. Hokestar's Miracle Elixir will change everything!" Dan stares at the small bottle with no interest and checks his phone, seeing that he only has 30 mins left on his lunch break before class begins again. "Not interested. I got get back to school and you got to get yourself off world before you frighten the locals, dude." Dan walks away as the alien was surprised and narrows his eyes. "He'll come around."
Dan was about halfway back within only 5 mins when he decides to look up on that weird alien he met. "Can't believe I'm calling them for a favor." Dan groans out as he taps on his phone. "Square Tennyson? Why do you contact us?" "Look! I know I'm probably not supposed to call for a friendly chat or something." He briefly turns and stuck his tongue out in disgust. "But I need to look up on an alien! Do you guys know some weirdo named Professor Hokestar?" "Very well…. Found it! Professor Blarney T. Hokestar. An intergalactic Conman. He is not considered a threat, mostly an annoyance at worst. Why did you ask?" "Well… I kind of ran into him and told him to leave Earth before he cause a panic with his alien looks. But then again, just listen to the screaming people to know he's still on Earth." "Do you require back-up?" "Dude! It's just one guy! I'm quite sure I can handle it." Dan responds as he hangs up. He then starts running as he hope he came make it back to grab some lunch. "Almost there… just a little bit farther! OOOFF!" Dan grunts out as he bumps into something and feel down, making him groan as he recovers and glance up at a shadow. "Dan Tennyson. I've been looking for you!" The kid got to his feet. "Yeah! Well you just got a butt kicking head towards you!" Dan spoke back as the shadow reveals a Hippe Wildvine. "Chill, man! Chill… I come in peace…" "Whoa! A Wildvine!" Dan exclaims, surprised at seeing one of his old aliens. "The name's Pax, little man. And you're that kid who change into different aliens, right dude? Saving your planet is your thing." "Yeah." "Then you of all people should know that Hokestar is holding a poor alien hostage!"
Dan is a bit surprised. "Really? I just talked to him, and he doesn't look like the kidnapping type." "Well he is man! Keeping the little guy in horrible conditions and milking it for his so-called 'Miracle Elixir'." Dan was silent for a bit and askes. "Dude… Did you just say milking?"
The kid decides to might as well follow the Wildvine toward a large, steampunk like trailer that is hidden in one of the most remote places of the city. Dan knocks on the door, waited for a bit and shrugs. "Guess he's not home. Besides, I have to get back to Class or my folks will find out I skipped it and kill me." Dan starts walking as he dials his Omnitrix to Fasttrack, but Pax stops him as he points at the trailer. "You can't leave, little dude! There's a captive creature that needs our help! Like right now!" Dan glances back for a few secs with a bored look and sighs out. "You better be right…" FLASH Grey Matter climbs into a hole that leads inside as the alien looks around, spotting a lever as he pushes on it with all of his might, making the door open as Pax looks in. "Sweet!" "We should not be here! Let's just find this 'hostage' and leave. And don't touch anything else!" Grey Matter explains as he hops on Pax's shoulder as the alien went in. Thye look around in the dark to see all sorts of strange things. "See? What did I tell you. This place is a horror show!" "More like a sideshow to me." Grey Matter mumbles as he hops off and explores the area, coming across a button as he slowly pushes it.
The lights suddenly turns on as a hatch opens up, making a pillar raise up as both aliens noticed. "Is that the creature you mentioned?" "Indeed! Meet the Screegit. One of the most endangered species in the whole universe." Pax explains as Grey Matter times out, leaving Dan to lean in curiosity as the being in the small energy orb moves, revealing an adorable alien creature with spines on it's head and back. "Aww… Hey there little guy!" Dan smiles out as the little fella made cute sounds, finding the thing amusing and adorable. Pax frowns at the statement. "Not cool! Don't talk down on him, little man." "Uh…. Sorry? Why is it in an energy orb?" "This." Pax responds as he works some controls, making a machine lowers down on the critter and attached small vacuums on it, sucking on the spines of the Screegit as a strange liquid flows out and makes it's way through pipes, dripping into Hokestar's 'Miracle Elixir', much to Dan's disgust. "Gross! Alien milk!" "I know, right?! Hokestar is abusing this poor creature for profit! All of nature's creatures deserve to run free!" Pax declares as he unplugs the vacuums. "Free the Screegit! Free the Screegit!"
"FREEZE, YOU MISCREATES!" They glances back to see an angry Hokestar with a blaster aimed at them. Dan narrows his eyes as he was prepared to transform at first shot. "Move a muscle and I'll blast you right where you—" But just then, he steps on a stray bottle, making him trip as he scrambles for his blaster as he accidently pulls the trigger, making Dan cried out in surprise as a flash of yellow light was emitted.
When the light dies down, Dan noticed that he isn't feeling anything! He slowly peeks out to see a stunned Hokestar, glancing back and yipping in surprise at seeing Pax, having his top half blasted apart with bits of him everywhere! "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! YOU TOTALLY BLASTED HIM TO BITS!" "I-i-i-i-i-I didn't mean to! He just… jumped in front! I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-I" Suddenly all the parts started to move on there own as the 2 were stunned and shock to see them form onto Pax's remines, regenerating him as he picks up his discarded glasses. "Whoa… What a rush, man." "My boy!" Hokestar stands up as he approaches them. "I would like to sincerely apologize for misact of brute force on accidently—" "You can start by putting that away, dude!" Dan interrupts at he points at the blaster, making the alien fumbles with it until he throws it outside, making Hokestar sighs out. "Now then… If I might be so bold to ask why you 2 rapscallions are doing in my ship in the first place?!" "You know well who I am and why am I here." Pax stares down Hokestar as the alien businessman glances at the side for a sec. "Refresh my memory." "I am Pax. Alien rights activist." "Wait! What?" Pax the puts his arm around Dan's shoulder as the boy was surprised. "And we are here to free the Screegit from his life of torment!" "Torment?! My boy! I am doing the Screegit a kindness. Like Earth cows, the milk in its system need to be relived as well." "What kind of fools do you take us for?!" Dan wiggles himself out as he groans. "Why do I keep getting the weirdos?"
He then noticed the Screegit and studies, seeing nothing wrong with it. No distress. No sadness. If anything, it looks like it's comfy in it's ball. "Pax? This thing does seem happy. I think it's more a pet then a hostage, to be precise. And it doesn't seem upset at it's conditions." But Pax scoffs out. "What's the difference?!" "Well for one, I treat it like it's my own kid." Pax furiously responds to Hokestar as Dan tries to say something. "You keep your family locked in a cage!?" "It is for his own good! And for the good of others as well." "You can't do this! It's a travesty, man!" "It is not up to you, radical!" Dan glances at his phone to see he's got 20 mins before the bell ring, making him glanced back at the arguing aliens as his anger boils over until… "ENOUGH!"
His scream stops the 2 as they glanced at him. The boy then responds with anger on his face as he unhooks the orb. "Until I know what's what, the Screegit is coming with me! End of story! Besides, I have to get back to class before the bell rings!" As Dan walks away, Hokestar and Pax glances at each other for a brief min. "NO!" Dan looks back and cries out in surprise as the 2 aliens lands onto him, making the 3 of them struggle as they try to get the Screegit. Dan was thrown back at a wall, making him groan as he shakes off the hit, making him glare out. "You are so going to pay for that…" He twists the Omnitrix dial and picks his alien. FLASH Big Chill froze the floor, making Pax and Hokestar slips on the ice as they crashed down, making Big Chill grab the Screegit and took off. "You have no idea what you are doing, my boy! Bring back the Screegit!" "No! No! Free the Screegit!"
Big Chill is flying over the city as he heads towards his school. "Okay! Just head back, put the little guy in my locker until the end of the day, then take the little guy towards WOOHP so Jerry can figure out what to do with the little guy. Seems easy." Big Chill mumbles out as he is unaware of a small crack in the Screegit's orb. Just then, a Forever Knight disk shows up and contacts Big Chill. "Squire Tennyson. Why are you flying over your city when you are not on patrol?" "Kind of in a rush to get back to Jr. High before the bell. Had to deal with some Wildvine nutcase, took a Screegit away from Hokestar. And—" "WHAT?! Thou has a Screegit on Earth!?" "Look! It's no big deal! The little guy is safe and—" Suddenly, as Big Chill kept talking, the Screegit started to grow bigger and burst out of the dome, falling down to the city as Big Chill got a worried look. "Sound?" He quickly flew downward as he times out, making Dan run down the street, only to hear screaming.
"What the?" Dan quickly runs around the corner and was shocked to see the Screegit, now twice as big as Humungousaur and started to droll acid and sprouts out 2 arms. "What the heck?! Since when a cute little alien pet can suddenly turn into the 'Attack of the 50-foot something'?!" "Screegit is not just a very rare Alien, it is also very dangerous!" Dan frowns out as he glances at his communicator. "A little quicker, next time?" "Not to worry! Back-up is on the way!" The Disc flew off as Dan groans out at a nearby clock. "I am so going to be late for 5th period." Pax then shows up as he pants. "Where is the Screegit?!" "That is the Screegit! Care to explain why it can turn into a rampaging monster?!" "I have no idea! I mean, Screegits only react to this in a Nitrogen filled environment! But you Humans breath Oxygen." Dan got an annoyed look as he responds out. "Newsflash, Veggie head! Earth's air has both Oxygen and Nitrogen in it! Everyone on my planet knows that!" "Well… Why didn't you say so?" "Why didn't you mentioned it?! That's not exactly a conversation starter. 'Hi! My name is Dan Tennyson! I come from a Planet called Earth that has both Nitrogen and Oxygen in it's air. How is your day?!'" BOOM Both beings glanced back to see the Screegit turns a corner and kept smashing cars and drooling acid all over, melting anything it touches as people kept running from it. "Doubt Jerry is going ignore this." Dan mumbles out as he runs after it. "You need to stop it! But don't harm it!" "What do you think I'm trying to do?!" Dan cries back to Pax.
Dan kept running as he dials his Omnitrix, turning into Swampfire as he slides to a stop and fires a flame stream that burns underneath the Screegit, but the beast's drool puts out the flames as it continues on. "Okay… So much for it being scared of fire." Swampfire grumbles out as he kept running. "Maybe I can tangle the limbs." Swampfire then chucks seeds straight at the arms, turning into vines to entrap them, making the Screegit stop. "Yes!" Only for his smile to drop as the Screegit yanks them off with surprising strength. "Oh, come on…" Swampfire groans out as he times out, making Dan watch the Screegit turns a corner as Pax catches up. "Now what, man?" "Now! I track it down and catch it, man." Dan glances back at the watch and is satisfied to have enough charge for another transformation. "Come on, Fasttrack!" Only for fur to grow on Dan as he turns into Rath with a roar. "Let me tell you something, rebooted Omnitrix! Rath is sick of you not working right all the time! It's not even funny anymore…" "Why are you an Appoplexian?" Pax questions as Rath mealy grabs him and throws him on his back. "Just hold on, Hippe Wildvine! Because Rath has the need for speed, oh yeah!" Rath took off as Pax hangs on. "I tell you; this day just keep getting weirder and weirder, man.." "Rath has weirder days."
They kept chasing the Screegit, just as the beast smashed through a train bridge. "Oh, man! It smashed right through those tracks!" They heard a train whistle to see one approaching. "And that makes the problem, substancely worst." Rath throws him off as he times out. "And the Tennyson luck works true to form." Dan frowns out, making him glanced at his watch to see it have enough power for one last transformation. "Please, Omnitrix! I need something big to stop the train! Something 20 Ft tall and has a tail with a black mace on the end. Sound familiar?" Dan pleas out as he dials toward Humungousaur. FLASH "Gravattack?' The alien question as he glances at himself. "I guess…" He then floats a large piece of the road up, making it act like a makeshift piece of the track. "Hope this holds out." Gravattack mumbles out as the train roll over the road, making him grunt as he keeps it steady as the train passed over and continues on. "Awesome!" Pax cheers out as Gravattack sets the road down and pants. "Glad you enjoyed it, so much." "So… What do we do now?" The Wildvine activist askes as Hokestar's voice was heard, making them glanced at him with a device on his back. "Use your noodle, my boy! You're a Galilean, aren't you?" "Is that Gravattack's species?" The alien hero raises an eyebrow in reply. "I have met your kind before! If you can make the Screegit has heavy as a mountain, thus pinning it to one spot! I can create an air-tight shell to vacuum away the Nitrogen, the little Dicken shall revert to a more containable size." "Okay! Let me deal with king fuzzy face! I'll holler when I need you." "I am at your command." Pax cries out. "Remember! Innocent harmless creature!" "Tell that to WOOHP…" Gravattack mumbles out as he shifts into Planet mode and flies off.
Gravattack manages to fly in front of the Screegit as he declares. "All right, you walking overgrown hair ball with limbs! That's far enough!" The Screegit spits droll out in response, getting some on the alien as he cries out. "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Burny! Burny! Bunry!" he notices a fire Hydrate and pulls it out, coating himself in water as he sighs out. "There… Much better." He glances back as he spoke out. "Here goes Plan B." he holds his arms out and increases the gravity on the Screegit, making it fall down with a crash as it struggles. "Got it! Now just need to keep increasing the Gravity…" He starts making the beast heavier, only for Pax to leap onto him as he cries out. "Leave him alone! As a duly deputized agent of the rightful treatment of aliens, I cannot allow you harm the Screegit!" "Pax, get off!" Gravattack cries out "Now professor!" "Right!" Hokestar cries out as he arrives and took out his device, firing a large energy orb that engulfs the Screegit, making him move onto the vacuum process as he manages to suck up all the Nitrogen as the Screegit shrinks down to it's normal size. "Professor?" " It's over… You may let go, now." Gravattack disengages his energy as he times out, making Pax fell to the ground as Hokestar shrinks the orb down to carrying size. "There you go, back in your rightful home."
Suddenly, Pax shoves him away and grabs the Screegit, running away. "No! This little guy must run free! Free the Screegit!" "Does this guy ever quit?" Dan askes out. As Pax kept running, he was suddenly caught in a net, shot at by some Forever Knights as one took the Screegit. "We will have the Screegit." The knights then escort Pax away as the alien protests. "Go ahead! Lock me away! Then I'll get to experience how alien brethren and sisthren feels!" The knight holding the Screegit came up to Dan and Hokestar as they watched Pax being dragged away. "Guess all's well that ends well." "indeed! Now, if you be so kindly, I shall take my Screegit and –" "Be thrown in the same cell as that Wildvine loony if you touch that Screegit, Hokestar!" Dan glares out at the conman as he is sick of dealing with the alien salesman. "Screegit? What's a Screegit? Never heard of the thing. Never have in my life. Now, if you forgive my hasty departure, pleasure to make you acquaintance. Looking forward of endorsement of my products, Dan Tennyson!" The alien left as Dan scoffs out. "Yeah… Like I'm interested in any of that."
The 5th period bell rung at Beverly Hills JR. High as all the students went to their assigned class. Normie sat down next to Dan, only to noticed the secret superhero was tired and slumps on his desk. "Dude, what happened to you? Wasn't lunch relaxing?" "Not as relaxing as I thought it was..." Dan groans out at his chaotic lunch break, only without the lunch.