Hi there! I'm Whitewind0478. You can call me Windy, though.

Well, here's some info 'bout me-

My name is Whitewind,

I live Colorado (for those out there that frown on revealing you're state, Jeez, are the creeps gonna track me down in the countless cities and towns in CO? I might even be lying about where I live.)

I have brown hair, green eyes and tan skin

I have two horses(Dash and Willow), two dogs(Zeus and Triton), two cats (YAY! Their names are Callie and Myrrh. But to me, they are Shadedleaf and Blackrain. :), and 37 chickens

I am a ThunderClan/WindClan half-blood, as I feel at home in the trees as well as out in the open

I am female.

Some of my favorite songs are Halo, by Beyoncé, Kryptonite(I most definitely did not spell that right.), by Three Doors Down and Am I Wrong, by Nico and Vinz, If I were a boy by Beyoncé, Bad boy, Mordred's lullaby, and Room of Angel.

My favorite movie is Stellaluna (Don't judge! It's a good movie.)

Hey! For those who went to the young Christian writer's conference this year, PM me!

I love warriors, YAY! Go GrayxSilver!!! Boo, HawkxIvy, I mean come on! She is waaay to cool for Hawkfrost. -_-

Well, here are the stories I'm working on-

Amber's Struggle- *COMPLETED*

Darkest night- work in progress ((UPDATE AT WILL A.K.A WHEN BORED))

Running from StarClan- work in progress ((ON WEEKENDS AND WHEN I HAVE TIME))

Love Conquers All-work in progress UPDATE AT WILL A.K.A WHEN BORED

Petal's Prophecy- work in progress UPDATE AT WILL A.K.A WHEN BORED

Book one, the Prides of Pain, the Driven- work in progress ((ON WEEKENDS AND WHEN I HAVE TIME

Last Chances: Take them- *COMPLETED TWO-SHOT*

There you have it!

Warrior's Fan Oath

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar on someones face.

I will think of WindClan,

Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,

When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet,

When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,

When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge,

When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,

When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess,

When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,

When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of StarClan,

When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,

Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,

When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,

When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight,

Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,

When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,

If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,

When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,

When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,

When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar,

If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,

When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail,

When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,

Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather,

When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,

Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe,

When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,

When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley,

When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,

When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar,

When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,

If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,

If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,

When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,

Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,

When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail,

When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,

When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats,

For the rest of my life.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you also get a great deal of character/creature design from your dreams, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart

Five fourths of people have trouble with fractions, if you're the part of the five fourths, say aye! or just copy into your profile, you chose.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get a great deal of the plotlines of your stories from your dreams, copy and paste this to your profile.

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 5% that would stand there eating popcorn and say, "DO A FLIP!!!"

Edward Cullen is not a vampire. He sparkles, lives in the woods, and doesn't drink human blood. Therefore, he must be a fairy.

You know you are obsessed with warriors when you...

When you refuse to read anything else.

When you get a pet cat and give it a warrior name.

When you accidentally say, "What in StarClan's name...","StarClan help me!", or "Why StarClan WHY!!!???"

When you call your innocent, beloved house-cat a dumb, lazy kittypet.

You wish your kitty could fight like that! (yep)

When you give yourself a warrior name.

When you suddenly call kittens kits.

When you saw a stray cat and say "Loner" or "Rogue".

When you make your own pairing whether they are crack or not.

If you write warriors fan fiction.

You suddenly knew more about cats then you ever new before.

It suddenly became easier to write about cats then people.

You have read more than 10 Warrior books.

That is how you know if you are obsessed with Warriors. :D

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity(bold ones you've done):
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down.
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".
12: Sing along at the opera.
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'.
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON".
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose".
19: Tell your children (or younger siblings) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

If you have every copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “What do you have against paper?.”
8. Don’t do your homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream.
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room.
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says.
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow.
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well.
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is spelled wrong.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “I is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘Admiral’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the
button 20 times, it works quicker!"
28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
32.Meow occasionally.
the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
39. When you get to your floor, push all the buttons and get off.
40. Take out your phone and copy and paste this into your profile

Good Friend: Knows all your best memories.

Best Friend: Has lived them with you.

Good Friend: Will stop you from doing something stupid.

Best Friend: Will hands down never let you do anything stupid . . . alone.

Good Friend: Helps you up when you fall.

Best Friend: Laughs at you and trips you again.

Good Friend: Comforts you when you have just had a terrible breakup.

Best Friend: Goes and beats them up...really...bad?

Good Friend: Knocks politely on your door.

Best Friend: Barges right in and yells, "I'M HOME!", taking off their muddy shoes and putting them on your mother's carpet

Good Friend: Hands you your shoe when it falls off.

Best Friend: Grabs it and runs away with it yelling, "You'll never see this shoe again!"

Good Friend: Will be a guest in your house.

Best Friend: Will raid your refridgerator and make themselves at home.

Good Friend: Disagrees when you say, "Words can't hurt me."

Best Friend: Will hit you over the head with a dictionary to prove you wrong.

Good Friend: They ask you what's wrong, and when you say "I'm fine", they drop it.

Best Friend: They ask you what's wrong, and when you say "I'm fine", they reply, "Okay, now what's wrong? "

Good Friend: When you're in the hospital, they'll say, "Get well soon."

Best Friend: When you're in the hospital, they'll say, "Soooo, if you die, can I have your (insert really valuable item that you own)?"

Good Friend: Will talk you out of running away from home.

Best Friend: Will tell you to keep in touch and help you pack. (Only if it's for a good reason)

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time past quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as if he were waiting for her. She began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything he could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she was not alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, we're never alone. Did you know 98 percent of teens will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of people won't repost this?

Re-post if you truely believe in God, and even if you don't. God and Jesus are heroes!

41 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If you have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary friends that you ask their opinion of everything.

7. After you have your bath, wrap a bath towel around you and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask you what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping or running into something. Look at the ground and whenever you see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"

10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as you can

11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an hour and a half, grunting your ABC's.

12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.

13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.

14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.

15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

16. Eat your hair.

17. When you shower or bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"

18. Snort loudly when you laugh and laugh harder.

19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"

20. Try to climb the wall.

21. Say everything backwards.

22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"

23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"

24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When you fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"

25. Try to swim in the floor.

26. Pretend to be a phone.

27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."

28. In a supermarket, point at everything you see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"

29. Switch the light button on and off for a few minutes then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"

30. Tap on their door all night.

31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and cross your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let you buy what you want to have.

32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"

33. Claim you have been abducted by aliens before and tell all their friends.

34. When they ask you to call someone, stay where you are and yell their name.

35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I love you Mommy/Daddy"

36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".

37. If they ever take you to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their desk chair.

38. Knock over every container of liquid you see "accidentally".

39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.

40. Bring home the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want you to see. Like a drop out or a goth or something. Tell them he/she's you new boyfriend/girlfriend.

41.Yell out mango everywhere you go.

If you think girls and boys are equal human beings, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. (I not teen.)

If you think hair color doesn't determine how smart you are, copy and paste this into your profile. (Blonde hair (yea, ima blondie rebel))

If you hate spinach, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you konw taht you can raed (that looks like 'raped'!) mix-up wrods vrey esialy if the frist and lsat ltetrs are in the rgiht palce? If you could read that, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you actually like to read, just for fun, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Onewhisker was AWESOME as a warrior but is a STUPID IDIOTIC MORON as a leader, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU WANT A WARRIORS MOVIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Squirrelflightlover, Dreamnorn.uplate, Nianque, AuthorAnomalous, Mosstail21, Brightsun, Avatar-state craziness, Fluttersong, Kawakage,Echosky Of ForestClan, Rory's Greatest Fan, Redwolfvirus, Littleflower54276408, Splashpaw, Song of Falling Feathers, Keeralie Starflight, Everlasting MeowWarriors, Ivypool, Rebellegirl

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Warriorsfanatic17, Frostfoot, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Shatterstream, Fallenheart, Rainstorm, Feathertail1021, Snowfur, Earthstorm, Softfrost, Dewsong, The Stream That Rests In Sky, Rainstripe300,Howling Wolf111, Blazingnyancat, Dianacutie99= Flowersong, Ivypool, Rebellegirl

COPY AND PASTE IF YOU ARE A RANDOM PICKLED MUSTACHE AND LIKE CAPS LOCK AND MOSSKIT!!!!! (sorry, my sis wrote dat)

copy and paste if you have a rebelle spirit

ONLY IN AMERICA (POST THIS IF YOU LIVE THERE)

Why America has some Issues:

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination (How'd you know?!?!?!?!?!), copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself)

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99% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber's name was reaped in the Hunger Games, but if you are part of the one percent that would volunteer just so you could chase him with a knife screaming "THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!" put this in your profile! Ohhhh yeeeaaaaahhhh

- 95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!" Yaaaay!!!!

- 95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile. I wouldn't DREAM of fitting in!

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver!

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

Dear math, I am not a therapist, solve your own problems.

When life gives you lemons, keep them cause hey, free lemons.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.

I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.

Slinky escalator = endless fun

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

I don't obsess; I think intensely.

At my lemonade stand, I use to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

The statistics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

I do not deny everything.

Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems.

I'm not lost, I'm exploring.

Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?

Do you still believe the Saturday sub auto pilot malfunctioned and crashed all by itself when I was 7?- Zak

-Dear China,

Where do you dig your holes to?

Sincerely, A Curious American.

-Dear Lost Keys,

Touché.

Sincerely, Lost Phone on Silent.

-Dear kids,

Give the silly rabbit some Trix already!

Sincerely, concerned about the rabbits mental health.

-Dear black hole at the bottom of my backpack,

Please stop eating my pens and pencils and homework. I kind of need those.

Sincerely, unprepared Student

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Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared Him...
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us.
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His son...
Then copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

IF YOU LOVE GOD, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

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- If you think homework is a waste of paper, copy and paste this into your profile. My teachers have started giving out online homework! What do I do?!?!?!?!

- If you think of random thoughts, copy and paste this into your profile. Don't we all?

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1) Are you in a relationship?.

Not yet. But, I hope to find the perfect guy for me.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

No. Just one.

3) How many houses have you lived in?

Umm, two?

4) Favorite candy bar?

None, I'm a celiac.

5) Favorite shoes?

Riding boots.

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

No, but I want to.

7) Least favorite school subject?

Umm, Animals? I'm homeschooled.

8) Favorite school subject?

I have no idea.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

Nope! And I'm glad.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

Yes. Twice. Once in a museum and once in a grocery store.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.

My crush.

12) Favorite genre of music?

Christain? Maybe Christain rock.

13) How many pets do you own?

Umm, add 25 chickens, plus two dogs and two cats, two horses. So, 31.

14) What time were you born?

11:30 PM? Maybe.

15) Do you like beer?

No. I like hard cider better.

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

No, but I almost did and then chickened out.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

Umm, Lullabies for a child? I have no idea.

18) Are you sarcastic?

When stressed. VERY.

19) Is anyone in your family famous?

Unless you count my grandfather serving in the military, no. Wait, my great grandfather was a world class Arabian horse trainer . . . Maybe?

20) How many watches do you own?

Three.

21) Summer or winter?

Winter. I despise the heat.

23) Favorite color to wear?

Green. it matches my eyes.

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

Umm, neither, since I'm Gluten free.

25) What color is your cell phone?

Don't have one yet.

26) Where is your second home?

In Nowhere.

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

Accidentally . . . maybe. MUHAHAHA!!

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

Three. They were painful.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

Three. one is touch lamp.

30) How many video games do you own?

None. My brother owns them all . . . I simply mooch.

31) What was your first pet?

The word would be pets. I got twelve chickens for my first pets.

32) Ever had braces?

No, and hope to never.

33) Do looks matter?

Depends.

34) Do you use chapstick?

Sometimes.

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

None, I'm not in high school, and I'm Homeschooled.

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?

Neither.

37) Are you too forgiving?

Sometimes.

38) How many children do you want?

Ten. No, joke people. I want ten. Let's hope my husband is ready for this . . .

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

No.

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

Gluten free waffles with sweet 101 syrup and scrambled eggs with apple juice. Still a kid at heart. =)

41) Do you own a gun?

No, but I want to and have a concealed carry permit. F*K OFF TERRIORESTS!

42) Ever thought you were in love?

Yes, I do now.

43) When was the last time you cried?

Umm, two days ago.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

Stayed with my big sister at her apartment and played Destiny.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

Neither.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mom?

Kind of. My teacher is my mom.

47) Have you ever been in a castle?

Soon. In March, My big sister, my brother and I are going to Ireland or Rome. It's gonna be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

48) Nicknames?

Camsterdam. Don't ask.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

No.

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

Nope, but I've been to Californa, Nevada, South Dakota, Wyoming and Arizona.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

No, but my brother does. I recognize it on sight.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

You'll find that I am very rarely not thinking about my love interests. Yes, my crush.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

No.

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

Soon, when I'm 25. Hopefully.

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

Kinda. Depends on which parts. Horse-wise. No. I want MORE of them. Please?

57) Do you dye your hair?

No. Nor do I want to.

58) Does anyone like you?

I hope my crush does.

59) What year were you born?

Not tellin'.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

Wasn't born.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

Nope!

62) McDonalds or Wendys?

Again, Neither.

63) Do you like yourself?

Mostly.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

Mother

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred gender?

Umm, either the eyes or hair.

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

No. In fact, at this very moment, at 1/8/2015. I am sitting in the dark. Wallowing in it. It's a great life.

67) Enough of these questions!

Okay?

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. :D

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says, "Oh shit...she's awake."

Get pen and paper. When choosing names, make sure they are real people that you actually know. Go with your first instincts! It's very important for good results. Scroll down one line at a time, don't read ahead, otherwise you will ruin the fun!

1. On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1 through 11 in a column on the left.

2. Next to the numbers 1 & 2, write down any 2 numbers you want. Do you have a favorite number?

3. Next to the numbers 3 & 7, write down the names of two members of the opposite sex... or same sex if preferred.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) next to 4, 5, & 6.

5. Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10, & 11.

6. Finally, make a wish. Are you ready? Here is the key to the game:

The number of people that like you is found in space 2.

The person in space 3 is the one you love.

The person you like but your relationship cannot work is in space 7.

You care most about the person you put in space 4.

The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

The person you named in 6 is your lucky star.

The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

The 10th space is the song that tells you most about your mind.

11 is the song telling how you feel about life.

Number 1 is your lucky number!

Repost this within an hour of reading it. If you do, your wish will come true!