Hi all! I am an aspiring fanfiction writer. I don't update my stories often (if at all, so be warned). I am currently really into Hetalia: Axis Powers.

HETALIA FANFICTION MEME

Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1. Prussia

2. Canada

3. England

4. China

5. Russia

6. Japan

7. Romano

8. Spain

9. Hungary

10. France

11. Veneziano

12. Germany

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Russia/France? Ummmm….no…..

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

OH HELL YEAH! IGGY’S EYEBROWS ARE SEXEHHHHHHHH

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

If Japan got Prussia pregnant? Japan would probably freak out somewhat. Prussia would be all, “WOOT IM GONNA BE A MOMMY” and throw this big party.

…I’m just trying to come up with a way Japan could have gotten Prussia pregnant. They’d have to have been hella drunk (which is no surprise from Prussia).

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Hungary? I mostly read PruHun stuff, and there are some pretty good ones out there, so yeah.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

OMG YES I CANS TOTALLY IMAGINE ROMANO X CANADA!

They’d be adorable together! (though Spamano will always reign supreme in my heart)

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Oh god. ChuHun or ChuSpain? Ummmm, I guess ChuSpain.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

OMG I LOVEE PIRATE IGGY X PIRATE SPAIN! Awwww, but I like Spamano too. The situation itself would be hilarious tho.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Canada x Japan? That might actually work. I mean, they do have pretty similar personalities…

“Canada has had just about enough of everyone forgetting him and abandoning him. After a devastating fight with his brother, Matthew is left wandering the streets, confused and alone. Then the one person he never expected shows up and takes him in. Japan prides himself on being a good listener.”

Y’know, now that I’ve written it out, it sounds like a really good story… (possible Canapan fic coming up?)

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

China x France. Huh. Well, he does think China’s cute, so there’s a possibility, but I’ve never heard of the pairing…

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

pRussia? DREAM COME TRUE

“Sunflowers and bitter tears”

It would be like during the Cold War when Prussia is taken prisoner by Russia, and they’re bitter enemies at first, but then they get to know each other and start to become friends. Then the Berlin Wall falls, and Prussia disappears. Russia would grieve super hard, then like Prussia’s ghost would appear or something…? XD I’m not good at this

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

I’ve never written EngIta before, so idk

Ummm, mebbe England asks Italy for help with his cooking?

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

I have no one on my friends list… TT I’ll just answer as myself for these

Does genderbending count? I love Fem!Lovi x Spain

Hungary slash? Who the fick would she pair up with?

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?

Hungary? Really? Ummmm…. (looks through music) I guess “One Of The Boys” by Katy Perry.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Canada/England/Japan? Oh god. I guess there’d be a warning for England’s swearing (my fics are usually pretty tame)

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Why would Spain hit on Russia in the first place?

ERMAHGERRRRRD I DON’T KNOOOOOOOW

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Spain/France…Good lord, I don’t want to think about the rating of that drabble… Challenge denied.

17. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Hoo boy. I bet Romano would blush so friggin hard, then launch into some kind of rant about how “my fratellino deserves better than some stupid cheating potato bastard”, then drag Canada away or something…

Sorry about suckiness, just trying to wrap my head around the very idea of GerCan

18. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

WHERE DO ALL THESE RANDOM PAIRINGS KEEP POPPING UP FROM?

Oh god. Um, what’s de-flowering?

19. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

SPAMANO *HUMONGOUS FANGIRL SQUEE* OMGOMGOMG LOVEITLOVEITLOVEIT

20. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Nope. USUK fangirl all the way.

21. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I don’t draw, so no…. TT

22. Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Ooh, totally. I love RoChu and RusCan, so yeppers.

23. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

YOU’RE SERIOUSLY ASKING ME WHAT THE RAPIST KING WOULD SCREAM IN A MOMENT OF GREAT PASSION? *blushes heavily* Definitely something R18 or above.

24. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Good Russia fics are awesome. Come to think of it, I haven’t read a Russia fic in a while. Maybe a week or so?

25. What is Six's super-secret kink?

Ooh, Japan… He’s turned on by Hatsune Miku.

26. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

EWWWWWWW NO WAY IN HELL

If they must, then probably raging drunk

27. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Oh boy. They’re both ukes. What happens when you put two ukes together? Ummm, I guess England. I don’t think Romano would ever be able to top anybody

28. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

“Prussia and Hungary are in a happy relationship until Hungary suddenly runs off with China. Prussia, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Veneziano and a brief unhappy affair with Germany, then follows the wise advice of Russia and finds true love with Canada.”

YESSSSSSSSSS PRUCAN ENDING

“Invisible”

29. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

SPAMANO IS CANON?????? *dies from fangirl overload*

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.

[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.

[ ]You're very happy-go-lucky.

[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.

[x]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up. (I ACTUALLY DO! :D)

[x]You're a good artist.

[x]You can be clumsy at times.

[ ]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.

[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.

(3/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.

[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods.

[ ]You like to walk your dog.

[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.

[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.

[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.

[ ]You work very hard.

[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.

[ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.

[x]You've had issues with money once or twice .

(2/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ]You're very mature

[ ]You think everything over before saying it.

[x]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one. (I actually really want to see a ghost)

[x]You isolated yourself during childhood.

[x]You became very successful in a short amount of time.

[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.

[ ]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.

[ ]You're good at practical tasks.

[ ] You need time to adjust to new people .

(4/10)

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x]You love hamburgers.

[x]You think you're awesome.

[ ]You love to invent things.

[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.

[x]You can seem to be very brash to other people.

[x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.

[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.

[ ]You know aliens exist.

[x]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time. (I have this awesome bomber jacket that looks just like America’s)

[x]You wear glasses.

(7/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[ ]You like tea.

[ ]You were quite tough as a kid.

[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical.

[ ]Your cooking is awful.

[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...

[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.

[x]You have tried doing black magic before.

[ ]You get drunk quite easily. (I've only had accidental sips so I can't tell)

[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.

[x]You're good at embroidery.

(4/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[x]You're very affectionate.

[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.

[ ]You like wine.

[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.

[x]You love red roses.

[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.

[x]You're very proud of yourself.

[x]You love culture and the arts.

[x]You're very flamboyant.

[x]You say you're a gourmet .

(6/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[x]You had a very sad childhood.

[x]You're very tall.

[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities. (Between shy and intelligent to hyper, loud and spazzy)

[x]You wear a scarf all the time.

[x]You love sunflowers.

[ ]You love vodka.

[ ]You can seem intimidating to other people.

[ ]You're very strong.

[ ]You have a big nose. (So says my family)

[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.

(6/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[ ]You're very mature.

[ ]You're very superstitious.

[ ]You're very religious.

[x]You love pandas.

[x]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.

[ ]You love Hello Kitty.

[ ]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.

[ ]You work hard.

[ ]You're good at drawing.

[x]You like sweets .

(3/10)

And now for some other country people!!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[ ]You are very well-raised.

[x]You're polite. (At school and/or around strangers)

[x]You love classical music. (I love the sound of piano. Some anime songs sound beautiful on piano)

[x]You like cake.

[ ]You have a mole on your face.

[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.

[x]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.

[x]You've composed music before.

[x]You tend to call people 'morons'. (morons, idiots, etc. take your pick)

[x]You wear glasses .

(8/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people. (In class cause I’m so quiet)

[ ]You look younger than you actually are.

[ ]You love hockey.

[x]You love polar bears.

[ ]You hate fighting.

[x]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.

[ ]You often get mistaken for someone else.

[x]You feel under-appreciated.

[x]You're bilingual. (English and French, baby)

[ ]You always carry a bear with you.

(5/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.

[ ]You're very physically strong.

[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.

[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.

[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.

[ ]You like hot weather.

[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.

[ ]You look very tough on the outside.

[ ]You make a very nice role-model.

[x]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.

(3/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth.

[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.

[ ]You used to be a very tough kid.

[ ]You're very reliable.

[ ]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.

[ ]You're very faithful.

[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.

[x]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.

[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.

[x]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(5/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[ ]You're very loyal.

[ ]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.

[ ]You're very serious.

[ ]You have a lot of patience.

[x]You think too much about philosophical stuff.

[x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...

[ ]You're not very confident.

[x]You were quite rebellious as a child.

[ ]People tend to walk all over you.

[x]You're a born worrier.

(4/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[x]You're very flamboyant.

[x]You're quite hyperactive.

[x]You can be quite goofy.

[ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.

[ ]You're very wary of strangers. (*Doesn't trust real life peoples*)

[ ]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.

[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.

[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.

[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.

[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics .

(6/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[x]You're quite mean-spirited. (Me and my sister are alllllways throwing casual insults at each other)

[ ]You're a bit of a hooligan.

[x]You're constantly saying you’re awesome.

[x]You have a weird laugh that kind of sounds like hissing.

[ ]You hate Russia. (HE’S ADORABLE!)

[x]You love to fight people.

[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well.

[x]You're not always taken seriously.

[ ]You like drinking.

[x]You want to become stronger.

(6/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[ ]You are clueless about things around you.

[ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.

[ ]You're very responsible.

[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.

[ ]You love churros.

[x]You help people in crisis.

[x]You are quite random.

[x]Somehow, you like bananas.

[x]You often offer food to people.

[x]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers. (Not a day goes by that I’m not trying to force my brother into a cuddlefest at some point or another)

(6/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.

[x]You like to order people around.

[x]You're a scaredy-cat.

[x]You curse a lot. (When nobody's around)

[x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.

[ ]You tend to blush easily.

[x]You are lazy like hell.

[ ]You love tomatoes a lot.

[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters.

[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment.

(7/10)

So all in all, I’m most like (drumroll please)……

Austria!

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Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm an ASIAN GIRL, so I MUST have small boobs.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too..

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak..

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to

castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A

MURDERER.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea

and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the

planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I watch ANIME, so I MUST like porn.

I watch ANIME, so I MUST be perverted.

I read MANGA, so I MUST have no idea how to read a novel.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally around many people, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile!

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile (It wasn't on purpose! Honest! T_T)

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile.

These are actually on the labels.

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On artificial bacon:

"Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On an American Flag: Made in China

At Funplex: Paintless Paintball (So it's...ball?)

Next to a kid's place: Adult Movies

In a Parking Lot: Do not park in the parking lot. (That's okay, the streets are empty.)

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Guns don't kill people. I do.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.

39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

59.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

64.) I do what cheerios tell me.

65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you enjoy those copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you hear voices in your head (not of book characters) and aren't afraid to admit it, post this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the world is heading to a bad place,and are planning on doing something about it by making wondiful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, Isabella Maria Swan, Lady Lily of Darkness, NeverEverLand Girl,YoU aRe GoNnA hAvE tOo GuEsS, Bri Nara, voodoogirl360

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've read a fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. Huh, a lot of people haven't read fanfiction.

If you've searched google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think you've read over a hundred fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile

if you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've actually found your name on google, copy and paste this on your profile (Yeah, my fanfiction and deviantart accounts.)

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you are an America/England fan, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile!

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (who are they talking to?)

If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile!!

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT

If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile

If you have ever tried to laugh evilly like Light Yagami, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a point in time where you disappeared from the fan fiction world completely for more than a week, put this in your profile

If you have no problem with OCs and have no idea why other people don't like them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are extremely bored, put your name on the list!: Mr. Pichu, Clear Blue, Mitsuki Horenake, voodoogirl360,

If you think fanfic is awesome and IF you find to right stories, put your name on this list: Mr. Pichu, Clear Blue, Mitsuki Horenake, voodoogirl360,

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If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starchip13, 191026, Abzan342, Zanaso Rymm2, jotepaine, Grace Raven, Mitsuki Horenake, voodoogirl360,

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

You know you live in 2013 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 who haven't, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted one of these to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shalt paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you've gotten so completely zoned out of a conversation that you don't even remember what you were talking about, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Name something you randomly scream while watching any random anime: "Yeah, because that's totally a good idea."

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've actually read this WHOLE profile copy and paste this into the very bottom of your profile and add your name to the list. Kyasarin-freakload, Neko Alice-chan, Mitsuki Horenake, voodoogirl360,