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Author has written 7 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Lord of the Flies. So it's been a long 12 years since I've last posted anything on here. Now I'm an English teacher. Reading all the stories I've posted on here makes me cringe, but the act of writing them is what helped me become better at it. I encourage anyone reading this to continue writing and putting their work out and getting better... even if it makes you cringe ten years later. I would like to apologize for the homophobia in the author's notes of my secret diaries, when I called Cassandra Clare's secret diaries "twisted" and "gross." I have since grown up and gotten better. I have deleted them, not to cover up how awful I was, but to prevent anyone else from reading them and being hurt by it. To those that I already hurt, you may never see this, but I'm sorry. Love is love is love is love is love. Goodbye, until the inevitable future when my profile is discovered by one of my students. |
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Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15966 - Favs: 26,710 - Follows: 11,180 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Pirates by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,516 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
New Members to the Crew, Human and Otherwise by RomanceMe reviews
Despite all of his charms, Wash can't win Zoe over. Perhaps purchasing a duck would help? PreWashZoe.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Wash, Zoe W.
The East Gate by Eastgaters reviews
When Gandalf fell in Moria, The Fellowship escaped through the East Gate with relative ease. This story is what might have occurred had the orcs not fled but kept on coming. Features all the remaining 8 - COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 160,766 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
An Unlikely Hero by plutospawn reviews
This is my interpretation of the events of Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic KotOR. It deals with a female Revan.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 130,156 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 3/27/2004
The Gospel According To Tolkien by Abigail the Jedi reviews
And yea, the Lord Tolkien, father of all that is good in the world, proclaimed unto the masses...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004
Things Fall Apart by Elf Eye reviews
Glorfindel and Erestor escort Elladan'n'Elrohir and Estel on a visit to Legolas (aka Anomen).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 251,246 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Legolas, Elrohir
Elven Vanity, and other FOTR Limericks by Avalon Estel reviews
A series of limericks about the Fellowship. Believe me, it's funnier than it sounds. Thank-you's for all my reviewers, your opinions are very dear. [COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Middle Earth by Valarauko reviews
Based on the popular Christmas song, every day something new gets added to the story. What do you get when you put the one ring, the fellowship, and a whole bunch of orcs in one room? Utter chaos.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 12/12/2003
No Escape by Earelwen reviews
What if Merry and Pippin hadn't escaped from the Orcs? What would they have had to sacrifice? Their freedom? Their sanity? Each other? Maybe everything they have, if the quest is to stand a chance. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,299 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 9/27/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
When the Dwarf Came AVisiting by Melime reviews
Poor Pippin. All he wanted was a little excitement. Now with Bombur visiting Bag End, lasses chasing Frodo, Bilbo trying to keep his sanity, and Merry and Sam in charge of Bag End; Pippin isn't so sure anymore.
!Added! New epilogue and thank yous!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 9/19/2003 - Peregrin T.
Withered Leaves by silvanelf reviews
Aragorn and Legolas face unexpected hardships, which have drastic consequences for the elf. Post-Return of the King.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,089 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Shut UP! by dizzi-izzi reviews
In a world where JRR Tolkien never existed, a girl finds a ring. Said girl suddenly discovers she’s a schizophrenic…with 9 OTHER disembodied voices in her head. [v 1.0 with GRAMMAR!]No MS thanks.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2004 - Legolas
Fortress Around The Heart by Darma Druid reviews
Yet another (mighty) stretch from Master Tolkien's work - a challenge for both reader and writer. Elves: immortal, powerful, rich, bitter, secluded, secret. And living amongst us today.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 225,108 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/5/2004 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Legolas
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything by FreaknessForDummies reviews
A parody of the lovely VeggieTales song of the same name. Set in the movie PotC: Curse Of The Black Pearl, the boys decide to render a comedic musical number.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/25/2003
It's Not Easy Being Green by Bohemian Storm reviews
(... The Confessions of Quirrell's Iguana). A spin off fic of 'Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit' and 'Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron'. Poor Herman's take on the whole Snape/Sinistra/Quirrell escapade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
Metaphorical Ass Kicking by jacksrubberduckie reviews
Jack's having computer problems...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2003
Hammond's Week Off by Nixa Jane reviews
While the cat's away--the mice will play. *COMPLETED*
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
I've Lost My Spacemonkey by MentalSarcasm reviews
Jack's P.O.V on Daniel 'death'. Please R&R!!!!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2002 - J. O'Neill
Elvish Dischord by Morrigan the Nightmare Queen reviews
Legolas Greenleaf's attempt at balladry goes far astray . . . r/r please. WARNING: Content gross and weird.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2002
Hypothetical question by AlternativeC reviews
Curious!Daniel has a question ...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2000
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A very Merry And PIPPIN! Christmas reviews
A humorous account of the Fellowship going Christmas caroling. Gandalf grumbles, they all sing, to the dismay of their neighbors. Funnier than it sounds because I'm tired. Ch. 10 up soon!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,507 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 12/23/2003
The Fellowship of the Psychology Class reviews
This was actually a school assignment for (Three guesses) Psychology! It was co-written with Joan, so it may not be my regular style. Pretty good from what I've heard; Joan and I got MAJOR extra credit. My grade is now an A with 114 in the class!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 10/25/2004
Cry of the Hunters reviews
Evil school assignment- The Naval officer didn't show up. I've got to turn this in tomorrow morning- BLAH. Pretty depressing. I couldn't really make it NOT depressing and make it good. Not that it's really all that good- you tell me.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2004
Goodbye, Merry reviews
Book-based, but if you've only seen the movie it'll make sense too. Pippin's thoughts beforeduring the last battle before the Black Gate. Better than it souds, I swear! :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Peregrin T.
Wow this is strange reviews
It's LOTR in poetry format, more or less. Rather weird, really. Please read and tell me if I should do TTT now and quit while I'm ahead- If I'm ahead at all...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2003
The curse of Daniel Jackson reviews
After another visit to the infirmary, Daniel is warned that if he gets seriously injured one more time this month, he's in for a desk job. How will he pull through?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003 - D. Jackson
Sleep Gremlins reviews
When Harry wakes in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, he becomes certain that its due to sleep gremlins. The hunt begins.....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2003