Found By The Huntress

by Soulhope The Wolf

This takes place in a Rebirth continuity version of the Under the Ted Hood movie universe: Jason Todd saved Helena Bertinelli from the Bertinelli massacre before he was Robin. Twelve years later, as the Huntress, Helena finds Jason bleeding out in an alley sixteen blocks from an explosion and saves him...things get interesting from there.

3. A Meal With His Sisters

Found by the huntress 3

Chapter three: A meal with his sisters and an awkward conversation afterwords

Jason has spent the last two days mainly on Helena's couch, resting well catching up with Helena. He was also a bit annoyed he was still only an inch taller than the woman. They also have been binging the marvel Netflix's series, starting with Daredevil, as neither has had the time to watch them till now. Jason was also doing some light kinesthetic exercises to keep in shape without putting too much stress on his body. They planned to get out of Gotham for a while after Jason's stitches and staples came out in about five more days and would spend some time training together well making some new suits.

Helena was as sick as Jason of having to play by Batman's rules as she hated having to leave scum bags who will never change their ways without a miracle alive. Helena did not like that Jason insisted on helping her cook dinner as they finished the beef stew. She wanted him to stay off his injured leg and toe, but she knew he was too stubborn to listen. They had been enjoying listening to Gotham Heavy as they cooked. Jason is currently wearing a red v neck shirt that clung to him and showed off his pecks and a pair of blue jeans going barefoot.

Helena is dressed in a purple summer dress and is also going barefoot. She would admit she missed cooking with someone, as Helena has not cooked with someone else since she joined Spyral. Babs and Dinah both sucked at cooking, so she ended up having to be the sole cook when they got together for a meal. Well, with Babs, it was more the older woman focused on 'Health food.' The first time it was Babs turn to cook, Helena threw out the tofu and kale that The woman tried to pass off as food. Seeing her apartment only had 'Health food," Helena ordered them a couple of pizza's from Tony's Italian Restaurant. Helena also flat out told Babs she was never cooking a meal at their get-together again. Dinah's cooking was not food because the woman could not cook at all. She got why Oliver was the cook in that relationship.

They are currently making the spicy curry Big Henry asked her to make and had Jason slice the onion as, frankly, Helena hated cutting onions. The curry Big Henry liked is a chicken curry and was based on a recipe she picked up in India. Helena had to admit Jason at least knew his way around a knife as he sliced the sweet onion and garlic; she handled the mushrooms and chicken. Next, they both peeled and cut the Yukon Gold potatoes. They had just finished cooking and made were just about to sit down to eat. However, they had turned the radio up as Broken by Seether featuring Amy Lee came on, a song they both liked; thus, they missed the balcony door opening.

"Ohhh, yummy, your making curry. I am glad I snuck out. I am starving." A young girl's voice came from the living room, and both froze after jumping.

"Knew sneaked out bad Anna, bad." Then, another somewhat older girl's voice came from Helena's living room.

"No, not the iron claw, nnnnnooooo not the water bottle too ahhhaeeeee." The first voice Jason labeled Anna says in pain. Helena sighed as she set out two more bowls; Cassandra and Anna Wayne loved curry; they would not leave unless they had some. Thankfully, she could bribe them to bring Big Henry his bowl, so she quickly packed a bowl for the man as the girls were bottomless pits.

Meanwhile, Jason took this chance to peek out from his concealed spot as he reached for the chef's knife from the sink. He saw a twelve-year-old girl with long black hair pulled in a loose ponytail at the top of her head and familiar green eyes. She is four feet tall and looked like her mother Talia, with some features from Martha Wayne. This girl is the former Athanasia al Ghul, who now goes by Athanasia 'Anna' Rebecca Wayne. She is wearing her version of the robin suit. Her suit was a lot more feminine than his had been and has a goth feel to it. She still wore the red, but she rejected the green going for a black, dark red, and gold color scheme. Her face was wet. Her domino was off in her hand. Unlike Jason's old domino, hers had clear lenses. Anna also had kitty ears on her head, and her R emblem is not in a circle but instead contained in a kitty head. Selina has definitely has been a significant influence on the new Robin as he noticed her gold gauntlets have retractable claws, and the side blades resembled cat's claws. Her cape is instead a hooded cloak. Her ears are pierced twice. Her first set of earrings are in the shape of the letter R; the second set are silver cats. Her lips are painted with a bit of pink lipgloss.

Anna's head is being squeezed in the iron claw as she was lifted off the ground by fourteen a girl standing five feet tall. The other girl is dressed in an all-black batsuit, the mouth hidden with a breathable fabric that doubled as a toxin filter. The bat emblem on her chest was just a gold outline; however, the bat emblem's head looked a bit like a cat's head. The girl's utility belt is the same shade of gold as the emblem on her developing chest. The rest of the costume is sleek and black. Unlike when Babs went by Batgirl, the new girl preferred a long cape. The taller girl set Anna down then pulled off her cowl as she put the spray bottle back into her utility belt. When Batgirl removed her mask, revealing that Batgirl is an Asian American girl. Her black hair falls to her neck with ear-length bangs; she had her birth mothers' green eyes. She also has on a bit of red lipstick. For the last two years, the elder of the two Wayne girls would often drop in at Helena's apartment for dinner, which was OK with Helena as it meant she did not have to eat alone.

"Who is the hottie?" Anna asked as she sees Jason peaking. Both Cassandra and Anna instantly develop a crush on Jason, and due to their raging hormones, they do not even realize they are unmasked in front of someone who is supposedly not in their 'community.'

"Oh, this dingbat is my old 'friend' from Spyral Jensen Ackles. He got hurt bad on a mission and is resting on my couch. If you want some of the curry we made, you will keep him a secret. You know how your family gets when it comes to boys, and I do not want them sniffing around him." Helena said with a conspiring smile as the girl's stomachs growl well; they also paled.

Cassandra had been followed by every member of her family but Anna (and Jason) on her last date with Lee Chin. One of Anna's crushes, Mike Miller, ran away as he peed his pants after seeing the glares on the faces of her dad and stepmother when they picked her up from school, and the boy before that did the same thing when Alfred glared at him when he picked her up. So when Ray Belmont broke Cassandra's heart, Cassandra was glad it was Tim who found the boy first at school the next day and not her dad or stepmother. Tim ended up with a broken hand; Ray had a fractured nose, jaw wired shut, and three cracked ribs before Tim was pulled off the boy by six teachers. Tim got a week suspension, was still allowed to go out as Robin, and got a new digital camera. Both now rode to school with Tim as, despite all the bat training the boy had, Tim's glare made him look as intimidating as an angry puppy without the full cowl he now wears as Red Robin. On the other hand, Tim's girlfriend Stephanie Brown's glare made her look like a hangry jungle cat.

"Deal." Both girls state as they take off their gauntlets, wash their hands, and take a seat at the table.

"What do you girls want to drink?" Jason asks as he was just about to pull the pitcher of orange juice he made out.

"Well, cutie, Please get me a coke," Anna says with a sassy smile, her eyes glued to Jason's ass. That ass is almost as nice as her eldest brothers. But to Anna and Cass's eyes, this hottie beefcake's ass is even better than Dick's as that ass is attached to a man that is not related to them in some fashion. If they only knew.

"Lemonade?" Cassandra asks politely. Cassandra could use complete simple sentences fine; however, she did not see the point in using proper grammar and having learned to talk just four years ago, she still struggled with saying a lot of words. Helena's eyes were learning at Jason's ass too. Jason smiled and grabbed the pitcher of lemonade instead and a bottle of coke and brought them to the table before returning to the fridge to get the orange juice.

Jason then sits down, and the girls knowing Helena's customs; all four give thanks before eating. Halfway through his first plate, Jason realizes his sisters are leering at him like he is thick juicy ribeye, and they are starving. It takes every bit of both control and stubbornness Jason has in him to suppress his shudder, and he wished he put on a looser shirt. However, he liked the attention Helena paid him in the tighter shirts she bought him.

"So, have sex with him yet?" Cassandra asks Helena; the girl had no idea what the word shame meant, much less had any. Selina had to drill it into Cassandra's head that she has to wear clothing when in the house after the Wayne's took her in four years ago. Jason started coughing as he choked on his orange juice.

"Cassandra, that is not something you ask at the dinner table…but since she asked, have you?" Anna asks with a bright blush on her face. Sure, she had caught her Father and stepmom in compromising positions on most of Gotham's rooftops, the cave, and their bed after a nightmare. However, Anna is a twelve-year-old girl just starting puberty, well sex is still somewhat embarrassing to talk about; it is also something she wanted to know more about. Anna also thank the Lord every time that her parents always changed the sheets when she wanted to sleep with them after a nightmare, despite her age. Helena leaned over and kissed Jason on the cheek marking what was hers with a bit of the crimson lipstick she is currently wearing, causing Jason to give a light blush.

"Not yet; I have not seen him since I left Spyral and Spyral had a strict no fraternization policy. But, now that I am out, we are seeing where our mutual feelings for one another will lead us. So, it's Been a while since I saw you two any new boys in your life?" Helena says with a light blush as she looks at Jason. Jason fights not to stiffen in anger; BOYS were sniffing around his little sisters! He did not like the idea of boys sniffing around his little sisters.

"After daddy and mom made Mike pee his pants, no boy will come near me. Although Jon has been around more, he is cute in an adorable puppy kinda way, but that bitch Yara Flor has been sniffing around him. Cullen has been around more too around too, and he is really cute. I am glad daddy got him into Gotham Academy he starts this fall." Anna says with a cute little blush and a glare.

'Great, my sister has a crush on superman's brat…does kryptonite work on him? I need to get my hands on some kryptonite, a magic knife, and a red solar laser rifle, as the boy is too much of a goody goodie for me to summon The All-Blades if I need to end him. Wait, Colin, as in Colin Wilkes AKA Abuse, the kid who can hulk out thanks to a venom/fear toxin treatment that mutated his physiology, granting him a connection to the Strength force. I need to get a fifty-caliber revolver and some nth metal bullets for it.' Jason thinks, making plans about how to injure the two boys if they manage to break his second youngest sister's heart.

"Yara, your best friend Anna, don't call bitch." Cassandra chides her sister as she swallowed the bit she just took; Cass then sets the spray bottle down on the table as a warning as she spoons another bite into her mouth. Jason realized the eldest sister liked to punish at least his second youngest sister was a misbehaving cat. That was actually very fitting given who their adoptive/stepmother is.

"Yes, she is, but Jon is also my friend. If Yara breaks his heart, I will break her…somehow," Anna says protectively, well staring worriedly at the spray bottle. Yara Flor is the new wonder girl. She is a twelve-year-old half Amazonian Brazilian amazon, half Brazilian god from Brazil. She was taken in by Diana Prince, aka Wonder Woman, and has been attending enrolled in Gotham academy for the same amount of time Anna has. Diana had taken a diplomatic post in New York after taking the girl, which is just a short commute to the Prestige Academy.

"Good Anna, dad, no scare Lee off yet, hope yet for more dates. Mother, however, been round asking him." Cassandra says with a smile that turns into a frown. Mother was a killer, and that did not pose well for Lee. They were getting Boba together this Friday.

'Note to Robin: Focus on Abuse first, also look into this Lee, and prepare accordingly.' Jason thinks. Jon Kent, Colin Wilkes, and the fourteen-year-old genius Dr. Lee Chin shivered at that moment feel death breathing down their neck.

"Your mother would be?" Jason asks, curious about his sister, as he takes another bite of the great curry he and Helena made.

"Mother Sandra Wu-San, Mom Selina Wayne," Cassandra says as she refills her plate, and Jason pales once again, chokes, and started coughing. The only one to notice Jason pale was Helena.

'She is Lady Shiva's daughter…oh that's right, she is fourteen…good, good.' So Jason thinks as he downs his glass of orange juice.

The rest of the meal was uneventful, and Jason was quiet as he was figuring out where to get the items he may need to punish the possible boyfriends of his sisters if the boys broke their hearts. He was a killer, but he was not a monster. Jason would never kill a child. However, he would beat up a boy who broke one of his sister's hearts, and metahumans required special treatment. He may be estranged from his family and had kicked the piss out of his second youngest brother, but he still cared about his sibling. Jason is also glad to see his sisters ate real food instead of being just a sailed girl. They needed those calories to function right as vigilantes. The girls slip their gauntlets back on.

"Take this to Big Henry for me, and you two get these. However, I better have big henry's thanks next time I see him." Helena says as she sets the Tupperware bowl containing the last of the curry, 1two bags of sour gummy worms, and two ten-dollar gift cards for Boba Fantasy. The two girls snatched up the sour gummy worms and gift card, putting one of each into their utility belts.

"Deal, thanks for dinner Big H," Anna says sweetly before she puts her domino back on and snatches up the bowl.

"I make sure Anna give Henry yummy curry," Cassandra says as she pulls her cowl back on.

The dynamic duo of Batgirl and Robin then leave Helena's penthouse…and almost give Jason a heart attack as they use Catwoman's preferred exit from a tall building. They fall backward off the railing of Helena's balcony with a sault, a Cheshire grin, and Jason saw Anna wink before they fired off their grapple guns and swung away.

"They have been influenced by Catwoman way too much." Jason deadpans once his heart rate goes down.

"Why did you pale when Cassandra stated who her birth mother is?" Helena asks, and Jason can tell just from the tone that he better answer.

"Shouldn't we be leaving Gotham?" Jason asks, trying to change the subject.

"No, we have nothing to worry about after Tim beat the shit out of Cassandra's ex-boyfriend when he broke her heart. Alfred, then Bruce, and Selina made the last two boys Anna had a crush on piss themselves with their glares; they will not mention you around their family until Stephine returns. Dick needs to stay off his leg for at least another two weeks, so Steph and Tim will be watching over Blüdhaven for another two weeks. When she returns, they will have a slumber party. They have also Probably fucked on all of Dick's furniture by now. However, given Babs posted yesterday that Dick asked her to move in with them, she posted today they are now looking at houses in Lacey. I would say he is going to burn his furniture. So we do not have to move up the timetable at all. Now stop changing the fucking subject and tell me why you paled when Cassandra revealed Lady Shiva is her birth mother." Helena says with a glare that was scarier than any Batman had ever given him.

Catwoman had given a glare just as scary. The second time he stumbled on Batcat getting it on. To be fair, he had not realized that when Bruce told him to: Go gather evidence in the parking lot is the code for: I am going for a booty call with Catwoman, so you should go do something else. Thankfully that time, they had not gotten farther than Selina removing Bruce's utility belt. He apologized and took off to go search the parking lot more thoroughly. But he tore out of there and bought a Belly Buster Burger with extra onions from Big Belly Burger. Bruce realized he needed to make a manual for all the code phrases he and dick had come up with. Well, time for another awkward conversation.

"I paled because Lady Shiva took my virginity. It was seven years ago; well, I was still a member of the League of Assassins. The league has a custom that a more experienced woman of the league will teach a male how to please a woman when he is of age. I do not know how it goes for the woman as I did not want to know. Talia had wanted to be the one to do it, but well, she is a beautiful woman, she gave Bruce's twins, and I did not want to have my Father's sloppy seconds even if it did happen six years apart, the idea of it was just…eww. At the time, I had just barely beaten Shiva for the first time the day before, and well, Sandra, well, she has a quark that well she will only have sex with someone who can beat her in a fight. Sandra is a harsh taskmaster to all her students; however, she is also a great teacher who makes sure her students understand the reasons why things are done a certain way can do things to the best of their abilities so…. Sandra made sure I would be able to fuck a woman's brains out in every way. That was honestly the most interesting two months of my life." Jason says his old nervous chittering habit caused him to reveal more information than necessary.

"oh well, I know from experience about Shiva little quark. A year before I returned to Gotham, I got into a fight with her. I thought I was hot shit till she used me as a punching bag; she made a mistake by thinking I would fight clean; I spat blood in her eyes and knocked her the fuck out. I have been using that fight as motivation to become a better fighter ever since, and now I can kick Dinah's ass. However, a month later, she found me in a bar, bought me a few drinks, and we ended up in bed together. I know how skilled that woman is with her tongue, her hands, and her feet. She changed how I jill off. So once your stitches and staples are out, we are going to fuck before we leave Gotham, then I will know if your bull shitting me or not. If you are, I will stab you in your right ass cheek with one of my pretty purple pointiest. You're going to go out and buy a pack of ribbed extra thin condoms in your size the day your stitches come out too because I am not ready to be a mom yet, and I want to be surprised, and the pill is not 100% effective." Helena says with a glare at the frozen Jason. He was picturing how that night would have gone as Helena turns her back on him to start picking up the dishes.

Helena stiffens, pales, then blushed scarlet as her brain caught up with what she just told Jason. She is a grown-ass, badass, fem fatal, former spy who would divulge nothing under both Batman's and Catwoman's interrogation skills. Get her Tipsy to drunk, and Helena might sleep with another woman; however, she would divulge nothing. Yet leave her with people she is comfortable around, like the Birds or Jason, and she lets shit like that slip. Helena turned around and was in Jason's face so fast he wondered if she spontaneously developed a connection to the speed force. She grabbed him by the head, and his soul froze with the power of her glare.

"Let's get one thing straight I am not easy, and I am a woman who only enjoys one partner at a time. So do not think you can get a threesome out of me and some other woman by getting me tipsy. Try it, and I do not care how good you are in bed. I will smash your balls, geld, and castrate you with a plastic spoon." Helena says her tone of voice and glare has Jason's soul try to both hide deep in his bones and escape out his body at the same time. He gulped before answering.

"I got it, Hela. I will never, ever try to do that." Jason says, and Helena can't help but think he looks like a cute frightened little puppy at that moment.

"Good boy," Helena says, then she gives him a smoldering kiss that left him steaming. She then went and took care of the dishes, Jason joining her once his senses returned.

To be continued

Omake: Do bats eat their kitties' kitty?

Jason had his staples taken out Two hours ago after he made breakfast for them. he returned with a large box of condoms an hour and a half ago. He wrote 'Go gather evidence in the parking lot' on a piece of paper and taped it to Helena's balcony door before picking the woman and carrying her to her bedroom. The bedroom had a large queen-sized bed with a dark purple silk duvet, lots of pillows, two walnut end tables, and many nicknacks from her spy days she planned to pack up before they left. Jason threw her on the bed and got to work.

…

Helena was currently laying on her bed, her eyes glazed, wearing only a spaghetti-strapped tank top. She is nude from the waist down, legs spread and her toes curled. She is showing anyone who walks into her room that she dyed her pubes dark purple and waxed them into the shape of a cross.

"Fuck, it's been my experience that heroes don't eat pussy, much less ass. Fuck I am still tingling, Jason. You just went at both of mine like you were poisoned, and they contained a two-part antidote." Helena panted out God, she had yet to even see his Batarang, and he had already eaten her kitty out to three mind-blowing orgasms. Then he flipped her onto her stomach and shoved his tongue into her litterbox, using his hands to give her kitty more attention giving her three more powerful orgasms.

Shiva definitely trained Jason in the ways of pleasing a woman. Jason is shirtless, having stopped wearing the ace as his ribs were not hearting as much, displaying his yummy upper body to Helena's greedy, lustful eyes. He is taking a short break to use some antibacterial mouth wash before continuing to show Helena what Shiva taught him.

"I don't know and do not want to know about the other Robins. However, I, unfortunately, know for a fact that Batman eats his kitty's kitty and her litterbox. The first time I caught Batman going at it with Catwoman on a rooftop after he told me to: "Go collect evidence in the parking lot" he had just flipped her on her stomach. He had just shoved his tongue in her litterbox with two fingers in her kitty when I finally revealed my presence by yelling out, what the fuck. That was the first and last time I ever saw Bruce and Selina blush. They gave me the talk. Both of them also gave me advice on pleasing a woman and other tips. For example, using antibacterial mouthwash after eating out a woman's litterbox, which Bruce carries in his utility belt along with condoms. Also, Bruce does not consider himself a hero. He considers himself a criminal, and I am not a hero; I am an anti-hero. Also, your kitty tastes fantastic, so I felt I should put a bit more polish on it." Jason says with a smug, arrogant smirk. Helena knew he earned the right to wear. He walked back to Helena's bed.

Despite barely being able to feel her legs again, Helena stood up, grabbed him, and flipped him so he landed on his back to her bed. She is going to return most of the favor as she is a hypocrite. Well, she liked having her litterbox eaten. The idea of doing it herself grossed her out.

Her throat would be hurting in the morning, and she was not sure how she managed to swallow all of Jason's Batarang down it. Helena was also surprised Jason let her take her time playing with it. She also wondered how the fuck she fit the thing in her kitty. Helena did not know why the fuck she let him put it in her litterbox. She just knew that once she got used to it, she thoroughly enjoyed the experience, was glad she had some lube, and she would let him do it again if he was a good boy and ate her kitty out again.

When Anna and Cassandra stopped by again that night for dinner, they saw the note they immediately left. They drowned their disappointment at not seeing the hottie again with batburgers, Jokerized fries, milkshakes, and Boba.

Note: well, the omake should show where I stand on the Heros don't do that controversy. The answer to this is always yes. I feel DC made a big mistake pissing off every woman who likes superheroes. They will need to let Batman eat his Kitties, Kitty, on screen, in Harley Quinn tv show, and in the upcoming Live-Action The Batman movie to make it up to you ladies…and his wife in all but the law.

1: I need to thank ninaxwings, who I have been chatting with via PMs over on , for the idea that sour gummy worms or coffee would be enough of a bribe to get the girls to keep quiet about Jason. I changed it to being enough to bring Big Henry his curry. I went Boba as Cass gets it in her story DC Festival of Heroes: The Asian Superhero Celebration vol 1. That's also why she is dating a genius teen doctor as she saves and seems to have a crush on Dr. Chin in that entry. They did not reveal his first name, and I am a fan of Avatar: TLA, so I went with Lee as more of a placeholder for his first name. If you like batcat or the injustice comics, Be sure to check out ninaxwings latest fic, We're A Broken People Now, over on Fanfiction. Net.