Back in Gotham

by Soulhope The Wolf

Jason Todd returns to Gotham, not a few years after his death but a full 10 years after his death. Helena Bertinelli returns after twelve years. Both are staying in the same hotel. They literally run into each other one night on the way to breakfast and hit it off. Several hours later, Red Hood and the Huntress meet.

2. Under the Red Hood?

Back in Gotham 2

Chapter two: Under the Red Hood?

February 15th

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Jason

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Jason and Helena had decided to stay in Gotham, and Helena had convinced him to reveal he was still alive to the rest of the Batfamily. Unfortunately, their hotel had flooded two days ago after a fight between the Birds of Prey and Zodiac Master. Then, Black Canary's Canary Cry caused the sprinkler system to go off. Helena has crashed with one of the Birds for the last two days, first on Black Canary's nonexistent couch, and yesterday she spent the night on Babs spare bed. Fortunately, for the previous week, Jason had been investigating a rumor that an old acquaintance from Ma Gunn's School for Boys he owed a debt to was targeted for assassination. He had spent the last four days in a hotel in Blüdhaven and greatly missed having Helena in his arms every night.

Yesterday, Helena had found an apartment she liked in the Cherry Hill district well disguised with Dinah Lance. This day had started so well, Jason had returned to Gotham and went with her to see it and liked it too. So, they put a down payment on it together and signed the lease. It turns out the rumor was true, and he had managed to save his acquaintance from assassination by killing said assassin well, taking a grazing gunshot to his left arm. The man would be safe in witness protection, so he felt the dept owned for thirteen years was finally repaid.

He stitched the wound shut on himself. He may be revealing he is alive to his family soon. However, Jason wanted to mess with their heads for a bit before doing so as petty revenge instead of the ruthless and extravagant revenge he initially planned on getting. Jason noticed he has calmed down a lot in the last month and a half, and so has Helena. Perhaps it was just because they were regularly getting laid, as even Bruce was always calmer for a few days after a booty call with Catwoman. So Jason planned to get another room in a different hotel till they could move into their new apartment in two days. However, he was looking forward to the date he has with Helena later tonight; they would be meeting at the boxcar. That's when things took a turn, and Jason ran into and got into a fight with a badly burned meta named Gemini De Mille. She got away after stabbing him in the chest. Fortunately, it was the left side as his new stitches had slowed his defense on that side; thus, she missed his heart, and she ran off again, leaving her blade inside his body, so despite it hurting like hell, he would not bleed out. The auto tightening function of his suit would ensure the knife was not going anywhere.

The bad thing was he now had a knife embedded in his chest, something he could not fix on his own. The hospital was a no-go as he was still in costume and would have the cops called on him. He knew he would have to leave the blade in as it was the best way not to bleed out. He did not want to ride his bike across the city with a knife in his chest, which he would have to do if he went to Leslie's clinic; however, given the time, she might not be there… Babs's place was a lot closer…fuck… Gotham Clocktower would be his best bet, but there goes his plan to take his time to mind fuck his family for a few weeks. He and Helena had planned to reveal they were dating, living together, and he was alive at their housewarming party once they got their apartment together. At least he no longer needed to get a fake mustache. With a pained grunt, he climbed back on his bike and started for the Clocktower. It hurt like a bitch to hold the left handle of his motorcycle. However, he could not help but grin as he looked forward to seeing Helena again after only seeing her for an hour in the last week…shit Barbara had installed a gate… no, there was a telltale hum in the air that is an electrified gate.

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At the Clocktower with Helena

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Helena is dressed in what she likes to call her hunting suit, although she took off her mask. She is talking with a beautiful redhead standing five foot seven inches tall. The woman has a fit, petite body worthy of an elite Olympic level gymnast or martial artist, a solid pair of c cups, long toned legs, and a nice little apple-shaped butt. She has green eyes, and her long red hair cascades down to the middle of her back. She is dressed in a form-fitting and stylish two-piece purple Kevlar suit with a yellow bat symbol, a short button-on cape that was black on the back, yellow on the inside, and a pair of yellow gloves and matching utility belt and yellow lace-up boots. This woman is the Twenty-eight-year-old Barbara 'Babs' Joan Gordan, the first Batgirl, one of the greatest hackers on the planet, and the first hero hacker known as Oracle.

Sitting a bit away from them at a computer desk with three monitors is a petite thirty-four-year-old blond-haired Blue-eyed woman standing five foot four, with large D cups, a tight-fit martial artist's body, long toned legs, and a large heart-shaped ass. The woman is dressed in her trusty fishnet stockings, black booty shorts, and a purple crop top that showed off her girls. In addition, she usually wears a Black leather jacket with a bird emblem over the words Black Canary on the back; however, she had thrown this coat over the back of the very comfortable computer chair she is sitting on. This woman is Dinah Laurel Lance, aka Black Canary. Together, these three women make up the Hero group The Birds of Prey, and Helena is the group's latest member.

"Did you see how awkward Grayson was when we carried him in together?" Helena says with a smirk as she starts unbuttoning her coat. She is a freeze baby, and thankfully so is Barbara, so she kept her home a pleasantly warm 72 degrees Fahrenheit. Helena and Grayson had a small romance that went nowhere back when they worked for Spyral together. Besides, she found Jason's broader build and deeper voice far yummier than Grayson's, who had a slighter frame than her man's.

"Like we were about to turn on each other and start catfighting over him." Babs sasses back with a grin.

"I know better than to fight anyone for a man; besides, he clearly loves you. Besides, I have a boyfriend," Helena says as she removes her coat, revealing she is wearing a black t-shirt with a large white cross on it. Barbara frowns sadly as she looks away.

"He is seeing someone. Calls herself Defacer." Babs says sadly she really did love Grayson; however, they never seemed to get together at the right time to make it work. She completely missed what Helena said after mentioning he loved her.

"Well, she better be good enough for him, or I will deface her," Helena says with an angry frown. Grayson was a friend and colleague of Helena's. She had very few friends; as such, she was very protective of them.

"Wait, Helena…AAAAAHHHHHH," Dinah was about to say when all three women scream and jump as the chorus to Down with The Sickness by Disturbed starts playing. Helena quickly realized it was her W-phone ringing.

"You asshole, You scared the shit out of us…." Helena says with a level of affection The Birds and even Grayson had never heard in her voice before.

"What do you mean you're outside the gate?" Helena asks, confusion and worry starting to seep into her voice.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE BEEN STABBED… FUCK!" Helena's eyes widen in shock as worry and panic are evident in her voice as she screams into her phone. She then drops her phone and shoves Dinah out of the chair she was sitting in to access the keyboard of Babs computer. Helena quickly hits a sequence of keys that would open the electrified gate of the Clocktower.

"WHAT THE FUCK, HELENA?" Dinah yells in anger as her ass hits the ground hard.

"YELL AT ME LATER. MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND IS OUTSIDE, AND HE HAS BEEN STABBED BY THAT FUCKING BITCH GEMINI," Helena yells, panic still in her voice as she runs to the door.

"Boyfriend?" Babs and Dinah say simultaneously in shock as they look at each other, then the second part of what Helena said hits them. Babs runs back to her living room and gets her First aid kit ready. Hopefully, the man would only need stitches as Dinah follows Helena. Although, a boyfriend could explain why Helena calmed down so much compared to when they had first met her.

" What has Matron's panties in a twist?" A confused man asks as he leaves the bathroom and gingerly sits on one of Babs two couches. The man is handsome, standing at five foot ten inches tall, and he is fit with strong, toned muscles and the body of an acrobat. He has kind, playful blue eyes, short black hair, his bangs falling to his eyes. He is dressed in a black two-piece Nomex suit with blue accents and a blue bird emblem across his chest going to his shoulders, black utility gauntlets, and blue accents on his calves. He also has what has been voted as having the best ass of the male superheroes. He had thrown his blue domino mask onto the coffee table. This man is the twenty-eight-year-old Richard 'Dick' John Grayson, the first Robin, the first child adopted by Bruce Wayne; he now goes by Nightwing, and he is the protector of Blüdhaven. A man who was in love with Babs but was also seeing another woman. He also got stabbed in the back about twenty minutes ago, and the lidocaine had worn off. He was paler than usual and sweating a bit.

"Helena's boyfriend is outside. Apparently, he was stabbed by Gemini too." Babs explained with a frown, that was Gotham for you.

"WHAT, MATRON HAS A BOYFRIEND!" Dick yells in shock as the woman was quite hard to get along with. However, before he could stand up to help, Babs puts a hand on his shoulder.

"Stay there, boy wonder, we got this," Babs says with a glare. She just finished stitching him up and did not want him to aggravate his stab wound. She was already debating giving him a pint of blood as he was paler than he should be and a bit sweaty. Dinah and Helena return a few moments later, followed by a tall man dressed in a red hoody, black Kevlar body armor with a red bat emblem, and a…

"WHAT THE FUCK, MATRON/HELENA, YOUR DATING RED FUCKING HOOD!" Dick and Babs yell in shock as they see Gotham's infamous new mask. Dick instinctively stands up, drawing a wing-ding as he steps in front of Babs protectively.

"CAN YOU TWO YELL AT ME AFTER WE TAKE CARE OF MY BOYFRIEND, HE HAS A FUCKING KNIFE IN HIS CHEST!" Helena yells with a worried look on her face.

"Great golden boy is fucking here." Red hood says with a groan at the sight of Dick standing protectively in front of Babs. He is glad the others can't see his face as he smiles as he sees the d bright red blush and glare on Barbara's freckled face directed at Dick. She was incredibly touched that Dick's first instinct was to put himself between herself and this vicious killer, and she is glaring because she did not need his protection. Red Hood takes a seat on nearest the couch. He may know several meditative techniques that allowed him to ignore his pain, but the pain was still there, and he would prefer to be sitting down.

"Babs, get some of your O- sock and an IV stand. Hood is going to need a transfusion. I know you have a stock of several types of blood for an emergency like this, and Hood is O-. based on the location of the knife, at least one vein has have been nicked. I am going to fucking kill that stretchy bitch later. Dinah, get Babs soldering iron and metal shears, then bring me some sterile gloves." Helena says as she marched to Barbara's sink and starts to scrub her hands with the antibacterial soap. Part of her training with Spyral was the download of medical skills, and she needed to do a full disinfecting scrub down which would take three minutes. Given the non-sterile situation, Helena would take 5 minutes to be safe. She was thankful for 52, a blood preservative created by Wayne Medical that extended the shelf life of blood from 42 days to indefinitely. She would let Red Hood have a chance to mess with his brother for a little bit.

"I have a medical cautery, and a sonic laser meant for cutting away a batsuit without damaging the skin beneath. I will get them instead as the sonic cutter will be faster." Babs says as she steps around Dick to head to the hidden closet where she keeps the more… bulky medical supplies that should not be in a young woman's house.

"Wait, what did you call me?" Dick asks with the glare he learned from his adopted father as he steps up to Red Hood, who in Dicks mind was lounging on the couch of the woman he loved like the man owned it. But, in reality, Red Hood was sitting on the edge of the sofa, leaning forward to keep from jostling the knife embedded in his chest. Fortunately, the auto seal function of his suit was preventing him from getting blood on Babs's purple couch.

"I called you Golden boy, dickhead" Red Hood says, and Dick can hear the amusement in his deep distorted voice. Barbara froze as she listened to the dark vigilante's comment. But then, Dick and Barbara both realize they were not wearing their mask/cowl.

"I know you wanted to fuck with them a bit before you revealed yourself, and I gave you a bit of time to do it. But I am barely fucking keeping it together. SO, TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING MASKS AND STOP FUCKING WITH MY FRIENDS!" Helena angrily growls from where she is scrubbing her hands.

"Should we not be calling Doctor Tompkins to help patch this guy's up? Would you mind standing up Red Hood so I can put this over the couch? Blood is so hard to get out of upholstery, and it's a nice couch you're sitting on." Dinah politely asks as she and Babs carry supplies over to the couches, including two IV stands, a few irrigation bottles, lidocaine, epinephrine, and a sterilized tarp in a large plastic bag. She sets down her load on Babs's oak coffee table and slips on a pair of sterile gloves.

"Dick, sit down and take off your shirt your paler than you should since I had to get some blood out. You're getting a transfusion too." Babs says with a glare that always made Dick do what she said without argument.

Dick stands in front of Red Hood, his glare not leaving his face. First, he makes a show of setting his wing-ding down. Then, in a calculated act meant to intimidate the taller man, Dick removed his shirt and made sure the other man can see the many scars across his chest as he throws his shirt aside and picks up his throwing weapon. He then takes a seat on barbara's couch.

Red Hood stands up, and Dinah quickly spreads the tarp on the couch. He looks down his hood casting a shadow over his face preventing the others from seeing his face. With pure drama in his movements, Red Hood first undoes the straps from his gun holsters and then unclips his gun holsters, removes his utility belt, and gently sets it on the coffee table. Next, he dramatically raised his hand to his half-mask. Starting with his pinky, Red Hood puts each finger of his right hand on his half-mask, ending with his thumb that depressed a hidden button. A hiss comes from it as Red Hood removed it from his face and carelessly tossed it on the coffee table. He then grasped his domino mask, putting his index finger on top and his thumb on the bottom, depressing a hidden button. The red lensed domino mask unseals, and he throws it next to his half-mask. Then to draw out the reveal, he turned around and carefully removed his sleeveless hoodie, tossing it, so it landed with a thud on the coffee table as he did have a sword and crowbar attached to it. Red hood then removed his gloves and wraps. He then turns around, throws them on the table, and looks up, letting Dick and Babs see his face.

He smiles as he catches Helena roll her eyes from the sink with a fond smile on her face at her boyfriend's flair for the dramatic. Helena also knew he ripped off most of the scene he just performed from the first Predator movie. The pair had watched the classic sci-fi film together before he left for Blüdhaven last week. At the sight of Red Hood's face, Dick and Babs's eyes widen in shock, and Dick drops his wing-ding.

"What's wrong with you two? You guys look like you have seen a ghost?" Dinah asks, confused as hell at the pair's expression. Then again, she had met a few ghosts in her career, and they were all fucking freaky. Dinah got goosebumps and shivered as she remembers the one time she walked through a ghost. Fortunately, it was just Deadman, but still, it was freaky as shit.

"Boo!" Jason says quietly with a grin. He had slipped his phone into his left hand as he took his hoodie off, and the pain was worth it as he caught Babs and Dicks reaction on video.

"GHHHHHAAAAAAAA" Dick and Babs scream in terror, which causes Dinah to shriek as well. Fortunately, Dinah's Canary Cry could not be triggered by an emotional outburst like a scream of fear or pleasure... Which was fortunate as she would have killed everyone in the room with her cry. Dinah was happy about this fact as she would have been killed from her room collapsing on top of her during her first 'self-exploration after she got her cry…however that first time, she did not realize her moans the first time of pleasure got louder after getting her cry. She was highly embarrassed when the man who raised her after running away from her foster home burst in on her in worry, thinking she was hurt or under attack.

Instead, he found Dinah two fingers in herself and one finger in her rear coming down from Mars after getting her cry...thank God she kept her sheets over her legs that time, as it was something she rarely did. She had figured her powers had some kinda safety mechanism to prevent them from activating when she had a dick or, in that case, her fingers in her as Dinah did not put Desmond in the hospital when she screamed in shock. That was one of the most embarrassing moments of her life. Desmond could not look at her for a month without blushing afterward. She had to bite her pillow from then on to prevent the man she considered her father from hearing her every time she jilled off after that. Unfortunately, the next day was her birthday, and Desmond could not look her in the face when he told her he arranged private vocal lessons from her music teacher Ms. Bonner.

Yet her loud moans of pleasure also caused the second most embarrassing moment of her life a short time after Oliver took in Roy Harper. They were having some fun before Roy got home from school and lost track of time. Roy burst in on her and Oliver, thinking again she was hurt or being attacked. Roy got a look at all her goods except her booty. Dinah was leaning back dressed in nothing but her trusty fishnets and had that speared to the hilt on Oliver's big green arrow in reverse cowgirl, with two of Oliver's fingers inside her front, once again coming down from Mars. Dinah was far from being a prude; however, she panicked and did the first thing she could think of. She took a deep breath and blasted poor Roy into the wall when she unleashed her cry.

Unfortunately for Roy, that day was when Dinah learned she did not have a dick in her safety. She just could not activate her Canary Cry at vocal range; her emotional screams and orgasm hit. The Poorboy could remember nothing for that week as she gave him a bad concussion. He woke up two days later in Star City General Hospital with the cover story that he hit his head well riding his bike. She had blabbed the truth to him. Dinah is blasted out of embarrassing memory lane at the sound of Jason laughing his ass off as he sits down on the tarp. Dinah then pulled on a pair of sterile gloves and disinfected Jason's arm with an iodine stick. God, she once thought Oliver had hard muscular arms. However, Red Hood was ten years younger and had yummier harder muscles on his arms.

"It hurts to laugh, hehehe," Jason complained as he laughed. You could hear Helena laughing from the sink, which calmed her down a bit.

"WHAT THE FUCK? YOU CAN'T BE JASON TODD WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, AND WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A DEAD MANS FACE!" Dick and Barbara angrily yell after getting over their frightened shock at seeing a man with Dicks first little adopted brother's face.

"Fuck you both. I take offense at your accusations. I am Jason Peter Todd. Talia had stolen my body before it could be shipped back to the states. She kept me on ice till she could dump my corps into a Lazarus Pit, and I got better. I am glad Bruce refused to have an autopsy performed on me as a Y-incision scar would be hard to explain." Jason states with a highly amused grin on his face. Although it was not as satisfying as it would have been to mess with them for a few weeks, their reaction was still enjoyable. He yelped when Dinah tied a tourniquet on his arm and put a line into his arm. She hung a bag of saline on one of the IV stands for now.

"BABS, JUST TAKE A FUCKING DNA SAMPLE OFF MY BOYFRIEND AND SEND IT TO THE FUCKING BAT; DINAH, START FUCKING CUTTING AWAY HIS SUIT! ITS AUTO SEAL FUNCTION IS DESIGNED SO THAT IT NEEDS TO BE CUT AWAY. JAY, SAVE THE REST OF THE FUCKING DRAMATICS FOR LATER, OR YOU'RE NOT GETTING FUCKED FOR A WEEK!" An angry but amused Helena yells from where she was scrubbing her hands. She then realized she forgot to pull her hair back and put on a mask. So after drying her hands on a towel, she ran to Babs room and stole one of the older woman's scrunchies, and pulled her hair back. From the still open medical closet, Helena then throws on a sterile scrub top, safety glasses, and a medical mask, along with grabbing a sterilized pack of paper towels. Then she headed back to Babs sink and started scrubbing her hands again.

"Yes, Hela," Jason says, complying instantly as Babs, like a quick draw gunman, pulled a swab from her belt and shoved it in Jason's mouth before he could close it. But, she was not gentle as she collected her sample.

"I am going to call Alfred and let him know I am sending a bat-drone to deliver a DNA sample that needs to be analyzed ASAP and have a time test performed on it." Babs goes and grabs a drone to deliver it. A time test used time master tech Bruce acquired from somewhere to determine just how old something was. It also used technology needed to build a working time machine and was closely guarded by the time masters and the Green Lantern Corps. It also had something to do with the Speed Force, and that's why speedsters with a strong enough connection to the force can time travel and is what kept them anchored to a 'present' when exceeding the speed of light. Dick just picking up his dropped wing-ding and put it away. It was clear Helena had Red Hood as whipped as Bruce was by Selina (and he was by Barbara). Babs then went and washed her hands in the bathroom, put on a fresh pair of sterile gloves, takes her time swabbing Dicks arm with an Iodine stick, ties a tourniquet onto his arm finds a vein with ease and puts the line in, and hangs a bag of blood.

"Again, should we not be calling Doctor Tompkins?" Dinah asks again. She started using the sonic laser to remove Jason's armor.

"Why, when I became an overseer in Spyral, they download all kinds of medical techniques into my head. As such, well, I can't put it on my resume. I have the skills and experience of every kind of surgeon and can repair any damage Jason has just as well, if not better than Leslie can and can diagnose all kinds of poisons and infections." Helena says grumpily.

"WHAT WHY HAVE YOU NEVER TOLD US THIS!" Babs, Dinah, and Dick yell in shock.

"We have not been hurt bad enough to require them yet, and you guys never asked," Helena says, confusion in her voice at Dicks response.

"How the fuck do you not know that Dickhead it's SOP for Spyral and is in their manual…Bruce would be so disappointed in you. Of course, you did not read Spyral's entire operations manual, did you?" Jason says with an amused grin. Getting over her shock, Dinah continues to cut away Jason's shirt. God, he had hard yummy muscles on him, and well, she loved Oliver (despite having several breakups over the years). She was still enjoying the chance to feel Jason up.

"Dinah, stop feeling up my boyfriend and finish cutting away his armor," Helena says with a glare. Dinah just sticks her tongue out at her friend. Was she feeling her friend's boyfriend up? Yes, but she also was taking her time as she did not want to shift the knife embedded in Jason's shoulder.

"You must be some Spyral clone?" Dick says with a glare.

"No Gray Son, I Spyral did not deal in biotech. That was their sister organization Leviathan's forte, and I took down Leviathan," Jason says with a grin messing with his brother's head even more.

"The family took down…." Dick says with a frown and a suspicious glare.

"No, you guys took down a single cell of Leviathan after The Heretic killed Damian. I took out the rest of the organization. All that's left of Leviathan is Talia al Ghul. It will take her at least another fifty years to rebuild it. however, Ra's is pissed at her, and she will not rebuild till daddy dearest forgives her." Jason says, amused as his suit's top is finally removed. He did not enjoy the stacked blond feeling him up as much as he could have as well Jason did not show it. All he could feel was the pain from the knife lodged in his shoulder.

"You must be a fucking clone. You have no y-incision." Dick says he is still unwilling to accept this man as his brother; however, he is just as frustrating as his little brother.

"I already mentioned that Bruce refused to have an autopsy performed on me, Dickhead, so I would not have a Y-incision. It bothers me that you didn't read my file after The Joker murdered me. Check it, and it will be confirmed no autopsy performed." Jason says, going back to grinning however his wound started oozing blood from both ends now that the constant pressure of his suit is no longer there. The blade nicked at least one vein.

"I do not have anything stronger than lidocaine and epinephrine, so we can't put you out," Babs says with a caring frown. She will give this imposter this much he was just as frustrating as Jason was. No wonder he and Helena got along so well. She plops down on the couch he is sitting.

"That and the epinephrine will be enough. My man is tough. Now I need room work so Dinah, you can keep staring at the yummy, manly scared muscle heaven that comes from two topless Bat boys but move out of the way, Dick, you can keep glaring at your yummier little brother if you stay quiet and let me work. Babs…you can just keep drooling over Dick." Helena snarks as she finally pulls on a pair of sterile gloves and walks up to Jason.

"Wait, Jason, when was the last time you had a tetanus shot?" Helena asks with a frown as she examines the wound. Fortunately, he was not bleeding very fast, and Babs had opened and laid out some iodine sponges. She starts thoroughly disinfecting the area around the wound. Helena would take her time as she did not want her boyfriend to get an infection…and as it's been a week since she last got to feel up him up. The knife went right through him so she would get to…she means have, have to do the same for his back.

"I need a booster," Jason says with a frown.

"I AM NOT DROOLING OVER DICK!" Barbara says indigently as she discreetly wipes the drool from her mouth as she continued moving her eyes from Dicks pecks to his abbs. He was sitting straight up with perfect posture, so she got to run her greedy eyes over him with no obstructions.

'Was it getting hot in here?' Babs thinks as she removed her suit top, revealing her green undershirt.

"I am drooling over them," Dinah admits happily. She had taken a seat in a recliner, her head resting in her hands as she got a nice side view of well-sculpted topless scared muscley men.

"Agent 37, make yourself useful and call Dr. Tompkins and have her bring a tetanus booster…Dick, when was the last time you had one?" Helena says with a frown. Dick pales.

"Dickhead needs a booster too. However, he will not admit it as he is afraid of needles1." Jason says with a grin.

"Dinah, call Doctor Tompkins and have her bring two boosters for tetanus." Helena orders.

Dinah does as she is told; however, Helena has to correct her when she says pentnus instead of tetanus.

Five minutes and bet, later a man's voice comes from Babs's computer.

"Om, hello, are you guys still alive in there? Should I call the cops? I heard something about Red Hood. I am going to call the cops if I do not hear anything in five minutes." The voice asks, and all three women blush.

"Oppsi, we forgot about oracle. WE ARE FINE, ORACLE; RED HOOD IS HELENA'S BOY TOY, AND HE GOT STABBED BY GEMINI TOO. WE GOT TWO YUMMY TOPLESS BIRD BOYS HERE, SO WE ARE DISTRACTED AND GOING TO ENJOY IT FOR NOW, AND ONCE THE SITUATION IS SHIRTED, WE WILL GET BACK TO YOU THEN…I WOULD NOT POST THAT INFO ON A MESSAGE BOARD UNLESS YOU WANT HUNTRESS TO BRUTALLY MURDER YOU." Dinah says, then happily yells, so the second hacker to use the moniker Oracle can hear as all three women blush.

"(Gulp) Enjoy that I will try to find more on this Blackbird," Oracle says, quite intimidated as he deletes the entry on a messenger board he was making about Huntress dating Red Hood.

"Ok, your front is sterilized. Let's get your back." Helena says with a blush and a look of lustful concentration as she had painted Jason's entire front with the iodine sponge…five times.

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Is Barbara's thermostat broken?" Helena thinks absentmindedly, a light blush on her face.

"Your so cute when you blush, Hela," Jason says with a slight blushing smile as he turns around. Helena grabs the new sponge Dinah opened for her. She gets to work on his back, her blush getting a bit darker as she sees the freshly healed nail marks on Jason's scared back.

"Ok, what is going on here? Why is Helena sterilizing …oh…TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE RIGHT NOW!" a 48-year-old woman says as she steps into the room.

The woman has brown eyes behind a pair of black cats' eyeglasses, and she stands at five foot seven inches tall has long gray-black hair parted in the middle with chin-length bangs. She has a jogger's body with long legs, a good-sized peach-shaped bottom, and B-cups. She is dressed in a brown sweater, long black skirt. Politely she had removed her shoes so her black stocking can be seen on her feet under her open tan leather trench coat. This woman is Dr. Leslie Tompkins, and she had rushed to The Clocktower worried that something she had not heard about yet happened and managed to make it in seven minutes. She had found the gate open and an unfamiliar red motorcycle parked in front of the Clocktower. The door was also unlocked, so she just let herself in. Everyone in the room was staring at the Doctor in shock as they have never heard her swear before.

"Hi Leslie, I got better from my explosion injuries. But then I got stabbed." Jason snarks with a grin as he waved at the woman with his right hand.

"I am about to perform surgery once I got my boyfriend's back sterilized. If you want to scrub up, I could use a second set of hands, as I am sure this blade nicked a couple of veins. The paper towels sitting by the sink are sterile." Helena says with a pouting blush that Leslie could not see.

"Explain," Leslie says as she hangs her coat up, pulls her hair back with a scrunchy. She then heads to the still-open closet, grabs a scrub top, a mask, and safety glasses from Babs's medical supply closet, puts them on as she runs to the sink, and starts scrubbing up.

"Can it wait? We got a bet going with about how long it will take Bruce to show up. I say he will be here in an hour, well Dick seems to think it will take two, Babs says an hour and a half, Dinah says he won't show up till the morning, and my beautiful girlfriend Helena says he will show up in three hours. I would rather explain only once. It's a 500 dollar by in if you want in." Jason says with a blushing grin.

"I say he will be here within half an hour. Helena… Do not start till I am scrubbed up." Leslie says, amusement clear in her voice. Her grandsons in all but blood seem to all fall for strong, stubborn women who can kick butt.

"Oracle, give us the situation with Blackbird," Dinah says now that the spell of topless batboys has been broken. Oracle gives them what little information he had on Blackbird and how they are recruiting through the metahuman fights known as Meta Brawl.

"Oracle, send me the information on Meta-Brawl. I will go tomorrow night. Don't look like that. I am the only one who can do this as none of you are metahumans." Dinah says with a frown.

"Done. I sent the location to your cell BC. (yawn) I am going to signing off for the night." Oracle says with a yawn.

"She is right," Leslie says as she shuts off the water. She took five minutes to wash her hands, given the conditions she was working in. That's when the lights go out for a few seconds and when they turn back on, standing in the middle of the group is a tall, broad, muscular man standing six foot two inches tall. He is dressed in gray and black, a Kevlar suit designed to make him look like an anthropomorphic, demonic bat with a human mouth. The costume hugs his form showing his toned well-sculpted muscular body and the appearance of underwear worn outside his pants. He has bladed gauntlets around his arms and armored combat boots on his feet. At his waist is a gold utility belt, and across his chest is the silhouette of a bat traced in yellow. The being's white eyes are narrowed in a glare.

With him is a woman standing five foot seven inches tall in a skintight black Kevlar catsuit and cowl that made her look like a cat. Her gloves have retractable steel claws capable of shredding Kevlar and cutting glass. On her feet are a pair of combat boots. She has a lovely petite body matching the three youngest women with d cups, a flat, tight, strong core, a large heart-shaped rump, and long toned muscular legs. She has a pair of yellow goggles over her glaring eyes and a cat o nine tails in her hand right hand, and her left hand's claws are glinting in the light. She looks comically tiny next to the man. This pair is the infamous Batman and with him is Catwoman, someone who supposedly killed 237 people and is supposed to be locked in Arkham Asylum. Yet, in reality, she has never taken a life…but she should still be in Arkham. She is also a bisexual woman, and both Batman and Catwoman are deeply in love with each other.

"Why the fuck did Babs send Alfred a sample of Jason's DNA? The time test says he is twenty-five years, six months, and 30 days old. With no sign of decay." Batman growls with pure hostility and anger in his voice as that was precisely how old his son Jason Todd would be if The Joker had not murdered him. However, everyone in the room but Helena can hear a hint of grumpiness in his voice. Batman and Catwoman had been cuddling after having sex on a rooftop for the first time since Selina got locked up when Alfred called. She insisted on joining him when he told her what was wrong.

"Hi Selina and Bruce, I got better. Then I went to go gather evidence in the parking lot and got stabbed. Have you met Helena? She is my girlfriend." Jason says with a massive grin on his face as he waved with his right hand.

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To be continued.

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