Back in Gotham

by Soulhope The Wolf

Jason Todd returns to Gotham, not a few years after his death but a full 10 years after his death. Helena Bertinelli returns after twelve years. Both are staying in the same hotel. They literally run into each other one night on the way to breakfast and hit it off. Several hours later, Red Hood and the Huntress meet.

3. Well, this is Under the Red Hood

Back in Gotham 3

Chapter 3: Well, this is Under the Red Hood

"Hi Selina and Bruce, I got better. Then I went to go gather evidence in the parking lot and got stabbed. Have you met Helena? She is my girlfriend." Jason says with a massive grin on his face as he waved with his right hand.

Batman, aka Bruce Wayne (age 35), Catwoman aka Selina Kyle (age 34), Dick, Babs, Leslie all stared at Jason in shock. Helena just started numbing up Jason with the lidocaine and had irrigation bottles and the epinephrine ready as she knew he was going to bleed when they pull the blade out. So she needed Leslie to get back into doctor mode and start numbing Jason's front, so she tapped her on the shoulder, and the woman got to work. Dinah, on the other hand, just looked confused at the phrase Jason used.

"Think: Go practice your archery," Jason says with a knowing grin at Dinah.

"Oh! It's your Booty-Phrase! How do you know Green Arrow and mines booty-phrase?" Dinah says with a smile and a slight blush on her face as she gets it.

"Booty-Phrase?" Batman asks as he and Catwoman sit down on Bab's other couch. They were confused. Given Red Hood/Jason knew who he is Bruce reached up and removed his cowl, Selina doing the same. Their costumes were warm as they are in their winter suits, and they were still hot from their earlier lovemaking and rush to get here. There was no way anyone outside the family would know that phrase as Bruce had only used it for when he and Selina were going to be intimate in costume.

"Booty-Phrase, you know a code phrase to let the sidekicks know your about to have a booty call. Booty-Phrase, do you guys call it something else?" Dinah asks with a confused look.

"They call it rule 52. I am just glad I did not catch you with your tongue up Selina's ass like the first time you told me to go look for evidence in the parking lot. Still pissed that Dickhead did not warn me about that particular code. Despite already having been given the talk by my mother, I got the talk from both of these two. It was complete with holographic charts, diagrams, tips, and advice, from both of them for when I am intimate with a woman. Then each of them gave me a twenty and said to gather evidence in the parking lot. I went for a joyride in the Batmobile and got drive-through from Big Belly Burger." Jason says with a traumatized look. The other members of the Batfamily now did not doubt that this is their Jason Peter Todd.

"So that's where you learned some of those fabulous tricks," Helena says absentmindedly with a naughty smile hidden by her surgical mask.

"Wait, how do you know Olli and mines Booty statement?" Dinah asks, confused and suspicious.

"Roy Harper is my best friend. We used to share traumatic stories over burgers and later a beer…or after what happened to Lian several beers and shots." Jason says with a fond smile. There was nothing like bonding over the traumatic experience of finding your parental figures screwing on rooftops in cosplay.

"Babs, please remind me to beat the shit out of Roy next time I see him. He knew Jason was alive and did not tell me." Dick says with a happy yet exasperated and whining tone. He was pleased his little brother is alive and pissed his friend did not tell him.

"Start explaining how your alive and what you have been…" Bruce starts to say before he is interrupted as the lights go out then flicker back on. Bruce, the rest of the family, must have seen there were all gathered here and rushed to 'Help.'

"Like freeze or Spoiler Alert: The Gotham Knights will, like, kick your ass, Red Hood!" A stocky girl dressed in eggplant purple Kevlar suit with a protective breastplate, long hooded cloak, and cloth half-mask says as she storms through the front door, a three-section staff around her shoulder at the ready in her hands. She stands at five foot five inches tall, has long blond hair and blue eyes, is a bit stocky but very fit, her breasts are mear B-cups, but she has long legs and a large heart-shaped butt. This spunky sixteen-year-old is Spoiler AKA Stephanie Brown, a bisexual young woman. Thoughts: Wow, look at those exposed and yummy abbs, two hot male bods, and Black Canary's cleavage for the price of one. The lights go out again and a few seconds later turn on again.

"We have you surrounded Red Hood, so do not try anything." A fit, handsome sixteen-year-old boy standing five foot six inches tall says. He is dressed in a green two-piece Kevlar suit with armored red tunic, green gloves with two blades attached, a pair of knee-high armored boots, and a black domino mask with white lenses on his face. He is wearing a red cape with a bird-like feather design meant for gliding. He has two RRs inside a circle on his chest; this boy is Red Robin, AKA Tim Drake, Bruce's third adopted son. His voice distorted with a throat mike. He is sitting on a window he had opened and is holding a telescoping steel staff. The boy was bisexual, and he chose the perfect spot to admire the criminal's body, stare at Black Canary's cleavage and his girlfriend Spoiler's large and lovely Jiggly Jiggle. Again the lights go out and a few seconds later flicker back on.

"Move and ouch." A petite girl says with a digitally distorted voice. She is fourteen and dressed in a black ninja-like suit decorated with gold accents, a full face mask with white lens, protective breastplate, and shoulder pads. She has a petite, very fit body that was still developing. She stands at five foot two inches tall and has a sword in each of her hands. This girl is Orphan, AKA Cassandra Cain Kane, the adopted daughter of Kate Kane. Thoughts: muscley yummy yum heaven.

The lights go out again when they come on, and another person is in the kitchen. Tim had chosen well so he could stare at this person's ass too. Like any healthy man partially interested in women, he liked a nice pair of breasts. However, Tim liked asses more than breasts.

"I got you in my sites, and I do not miss." A petite seventeen-year-old young woman says. She is dressed in an armored blue cosplay-inspired numbed with silver accents and an armored chin strap attached to a blue domino mask with light blue lenses and a microphone. Under the armored pieces is a Nomex suit. In her hand is an electroshock pistol, and attached to her body are attachments to modify it into a rifle or a sniper rifle. At her waist is a utility belt with a holster for the pistol. She has blue hair in a punk cut and multiple piercings. Her breasts are a bit more prominent than Spoilers; she has nice legs and a modest heart-shaped ass. This woman is Bluebird, AKA Harper Row, another bisexual girl; however, she leans more towards girls. Thoughts: Wow, look at those pecks, abs, and oh, Back Canary's 'canaries' are lovely. The lights go out, and A boy artificially deepening his voice to make it sound growly without the aid of a throat mike comes next.

"Move, and I get stubby. I am the dark one of the family, and my leash is off. I am the one who came back for the dead, and something darker came back with me. I never know when it will come out (slurp). The blood of my enemies tastes so good." A boy of twelve says with a demented grin. He is a bit skinny for his age and kind of shrimpy, standing at four feet eleven inches tall. The boy is dressed in a red, green long-sleeve two-piece Kevlar suit with a leather Kevlar tunic over (designed with a heating system in it as the boy has yet to adapt to the cold of Gotham) is attached with gold bars across his chest. He has green armored gauntlets, a gold utility belt, armored boots. Protecting his identity is a green domino mask with white lenses. He also wears and a black hooded cloak with a yellow lining. In his hands is a Katana, almost as long as he was tall, and he just licked the blade. This boy is Robin, AKA Damian Brat Wayne, one of two of Bruce Wayne's biological children. He also thought deepening his voice made him sound tougher and would once his voice dropped. He did not use a throat mike because his father did not. The light goes out, and Jason feels someone balancing behind him on the couch. Then the light comes on.

"Move, and I scratch you to hell." A petite twelve-year-old girl enthusiastically says, lunging like a cat on the back of the couch. She dressed up in an armored two-piece light gray and black catsuit similar to Catwoman's made from a leather Kevlar laminate. Her catsuit is armored with a titanium breastplate, a gold utility belt, and a whip. She has a green lensed cat-eared half cowl with fang decorations to invoke a saber-tooth cat's fangs and has long blood-red hair, her face unnaturally pale from greasepaint. The girl's gloves have had gold claws out, and she is licking them like a cat cleaning her claws. These claws were used 13 years ago to make the scars on her father's chest. That wound caused Batman to make the first upgrade to his suit. Using the gun that killed his parents, he made his heart protector. This girl is Anastasia 'Anna' Martha Wayne, AKA Catgirl, Damian's twin sister. She stands at five-foot-one inches tall. Thoughts: Oh, hello, hotties. It's Unfair that my big brother has such a hot body! The lights go out again.

"You should surrender now as I do not know how long my subordinates will wait for your…WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS JASON TODD IMPOSTER DOING HERE!" A distorted woman's voice starts to say with a pure theatricality in her voice. She is dressed remarkably similar to Batman, except she wears a black suit with red accents and a red-lined cape that would splay out to match her red emblem. Her batsuit does not appear to have her underwear on the outside. Like Catgirl, she also wears a half cowl instead of a full cowl and has long vibrant red hair. Her exposed skin is unnaturally pale from grease paint. She is very fit and stacked with C cup breasts, a wasp waist with a strong core, long legs, and an apple-shaped rear. She is the tallest woman there, standing at five foot eleven and one-quarter inches without the high heels her boots have. She glanced at the Black Canary's big canaries before getting to business. This woman is Batwoman, AKA, Katherine 'Kate' Rebecca Kane Bruce's 30-year-old cousin, and she is affectionately called Aunt Kate by his kids.

"Hi Aunt Kate, I got better. I am having a knife extracted from my shoulder by my girlfriend and doctor Tompkins. I see you have calmed down a bit after copying me, Damian. Anna, you have spent way too much time with Selina. So, you're the one who took my place. Once I am healed up, I will test your skills, Tim Drake, because I need to see if you're worthy of the R in Red Robin. This must be your girlfriend Stephanie Brown, aka the girl who knocked you out with a brick the first time you met. And you're her best friend and my fellow crime alley alumni's Harper Row. You look good, Cassandra Kane. I see being adopted by Aunt Kate has not dulled your skills and was good for you both. Now can I please have this fucking knife extracted from my chest? It was used to stab Dick first, and I do not know where he has been." Jason says with a sigh, a groan, and a grin.

"Aww, my poor baby," Helena says, and seeing the younger girl's looks as she pecks Jason on the cheek, leaving behind a purple lipstick mark on his cheek to mark what is hers causing the girls all to pout but continue to stare.

"Ah, so good to see you master Jason. I see you're still as rambunctious as ever. I was going to cook, but I think pizza would be better for such a large group. So I shall order from Tony's Italian restaurant. Nice to see you again, Miss Kyle. I hope you will stick around this time as master Bruce is always hurt less when he goes out when he is happy, and you are one of the few people who make him happy. It's not because he goes out less. It's because he has something that makes coming home worth it." An older man says with a smile as he steps in carrying a suitcase. He stands six feet tall with a thin runner's frame and is dressed in a gray suit, gray fedora, and tan trench coat. This gentleman is Penny-one, AKA Alfred TC Pennyworth, the loyal butler and medic of the Wayne family/Batfamily. The man removes his fedora revealing his balding grey hair.

"Nice to see you, Grandpa. I had a feeling You knew I was alive since I brought Anna and the brat to Wayne Manor, didn't you." Jason says with a grin.

"I did not collect a DNA sample, but I was fairly sure it was you, Master Jason, especially with how you devoured my pot roast. I brought a change of clothing for everyone; I suggest everyone change out of their stagewear. Well, I order pizza, and the good doctor extracts the blade from your chest." Alfred says with a smile as he removes his loafers and hangs up his hat and coat. Leslie and Helena begin removing the knife from Jason's chest. He loses a fair amount of blood as they irrigate his wound, seals the damaged veins with the cautery. Well, the rest go to get changed; Jason begins his tale once they return.

"Well, since everyone is here, might as well explain. It all started six months after I died, and no, I do not remember anything but feeling at peace, then waking up pissed, with Talia and the rest of the League of Assassins looking at me in fear. So, I joined the League of Assassins…." Jason starts to explain what has been going on with him the last ten years as Leslie and Helena staple and bandage Jason's chest and back.

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An hour later

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"That will be like 250 for the pies." The pizza girl says at the door.

"Keep the change," Alfred says, handing over five hundred to the girl.

"Thanks, old guy." She says with a happy smile as she heads back to her car. Alfried gives a quiet sigh for the youth of today.

"The pizzas are here," Alfred announced as he made his way to the living room, carrying several boxes of pizza. Jason was now getting a bag of blood feed into his arm and is still in his suit's pants, three bandages, two on his chest and one on his back. Leslie was seated next to him. Dick, whose transfusion had finished, had changed into a pair of black jeans and a black Gotham blades t-shirt, Steph was in a pair of purple sweatpants, a long sleeve purple t-shirt and is sitting on Tim's lap in a recliner, the boy had changed into black slacks and a blue long sleeve button up. Kate is now in an oversized grey Go Army sweatshirt and cargo pants. She is sitting on another recliner, her short red hair in a boy cut revealing she wore a wig as Batwoman.

Cassandra was in a long black skirt, a green and red sweater was seated on a kitchen chair. Bruce had changed into his favorite pair of blue jeans, and Springsteen t-shirt was sitting next to Dick. Selina had changed into a pair of gray yoga pants and a hoody that exposed her navel with a yellow outline magenta front, gray sleeves, and yellow cuffs. She was sitting in her bat's lap. Babs had rolled her computer chair over and lay across it after changing into some blue jeans and a green long-sleeved shirt. She had removed her contacts and was wearing her black-rimmed glasses. Dinah did not bother to change and was sitting backward on a kitchen chair. Anna was in her favorite pair of black yoga pants, a black Bite Me t-shirt, and her long black hair pulled into a ponytail as she also wore a wig as Catgirl, and she has green eyes matching her twin brothers. Damian was in slacks and a black turtleneck and is sitting next to Dick. Harper had changed into blue jeans and a Nirvana t-shirt.

"Good, I am starving," Helena says as she comes out of Babs bathroom, having just changed into a pair of blue jeans and white socks. She takes her rightful place on Jason's lap, causing the younger girls and Tim to pout as her body blocked their eye candy. However, Selina did not pout because she viewed Jason as a son, and Kate is a lesbian and did not care. Helena gives the kids a grin as she searches for the meat lover's pizza with the extra sauce she and Jason preferred. Finding it, she grabs two slices handing one to Jason as she folded over her own and took a bite.

"Thanks, Hela," Jason says before doing the same before he takes a bite of the slice.

"So, finishing off the last Leviathan base, I returned to Ra's and let him know I did not kill Talia. I do not know where she scuttered off, but I know Ra's is upset with her. That was two months ago. I returned to Gotham and got a room at a hotel near Gotham Science center." Jason finished his tale.

"So, how did you meet Matron?" Dick asks, beyond curious about how these two hotheads met. He took a bite of his double Garlic chicken and mushrooms pizza.

"He literally ran into me when he stepped out his hotel room door and offered to buy me dinner to apologize. We talked for three hours at the little diner called The Boxcar." Helena states with a happy grin as she snuggled deeper into Jason and takes another bite of her pizza as Jason wrapped his left arm around her waist.

"When did you two tell each other your other names. It took us a month to get it out of you, Helena." Babs asks herself, curious as it took her and Dinah a month to get Helena's real name out of her. She was consuming the same kind of pizza as Dick with; however, hers had extra jalapenos as she loved spicy food.

"Same day, I left my room as Huntress to find Red Hood coming out of the same window of the room as the man who I just spent three hours chatting with and had plans with the next day. I Held my crossbow on him. He blurted out my name; I shot him…I still have trouble believing the fact that you caught my bolt. I have shot Agent 37 with it, and he was not able to pull that off. Red Hood hid behind a dumpster and revealed he was Jason as I was reloading. I already liked Jason and did not want to kill him, so we got changed into civilian clothes, went to Walmart to get the things to make dinner, discussed what made us put on bullet-resistant costumes, and fight crime." Helena says as she gets her and Jason another slice.

"So, how long did it take you to start fucking?" Dinah asks with a naughty smirk taking a bite of her sausage, pepperoni pizza. The question caused the kids to blush bright red, and the question caused Selina to frown as she did not want to know about one of her 'sons' sex life. She took a bite of her meat-lovers pizza with black olives, mushrooms, and bacon bits. Bruce frowned for the same reason, but it was hard to tell he was frowning as he took a bite of the same pizza as Selina. Both knew too much about Dick's having each stumbled on him with a woman more than a few times…Although Dick and the rest of the family had caught them together far more times.

"Oh, I rode him through the table to mind a shattering of an orgasm in my room that very night before we moved to the bed and continued going at it…shit, I am way too comfortable with you guys." Helena blurted out and blushed scarlet when her brain caught up with her mouth. Jason was blushing just as brightly but had a smug grin on his face.

"YOU TWO BETTER HAVE USED CONDOMS!" Selina yells with a glare the maternal instincts she always tried to suppress about her… ok, she was finally willing to admit Bruce's kids were just as much hers as his igniting. Bruce just grunted in agreement, then glared as the two adults blushed and did not make eye contact as they took another bite of pizza.

"How could you be so stupid, Jason!" Bruce asks with a glare at his formerly dead son.

"IT WAS A MOMENT OF PASSION, A SAFE DAY, WE HAVE BEEN USING CONDOMS EVER SINCE, AND I GOT ON THE PILL TWO DAYS LATER!" Helena blurts out unuse paternal looks of disapproval directed at her and Jason from Bruce and Selina.

"So… I see you found the obvious pieces of evidence that exonerated Selina and got her out of Arkham." Jason nervously states the first thing that came to his mind to change the subject. This moment was the first time he had ever seen Bruce and Selina go pale.

"I can't believe you did not check the DNA from the wad of foreign saliva found on the bodies of the 237 terrorists killed by 'Catwoman' after the Thomas and Martha Wayne Home for Wayward Children burned down. The cops knew it was a woman because the DNA was XX. However, the funny thing is, they never bothered to check it against Selina's after her confession. The DNA did not hit on a known person except for the spit found on the other victims. I know Selina is not stupid enough to spit on her so-called victims. Catwoman leaves no evidence but the round holes in glass and the occasional cat figurine. Also, she was literally running from you when 52 of the kills were made. I bet you told the sidekick to go find evidence in the parking lot a few times too.

Furthermore, Selina's retractable claws are not curved. The weapon used to make the incision was a short, curved blade. I would say a karambit. I was freaking taking down an international terror/spy group and managed to gather that much. What's your excuse, World's Greatest Detective?" Jason says with a grin at having beaten Bruce in an investigation. Bruce quickly fiddled with his phone.

"Cat, you're sneaking back into Arkham in the morning as I am calling my lawyers now. Your confession is going to be thrown out, given you have not appealed your sentence. You will be out by lunch at the latest. Call whoever you're covering for and tell her to get out of the country. Fortunately, Arkham has been updating its security system thanks to a grant from the Wayne Foundation. As such, the cameras have been down the last two weeks and will be out for another Two. Honestly, I was trying to figure out why Selina would kill. I just cracked open her case when Gotham and Gotham Girl showed up when I was facing my sure death. I just started on working on getting her out by asking her questions a few days ago." Bruce says with a smirk after confirming what Jason said.

"I am proud of you, Jason," Bruce says with a smile, causing Jason to blush, smile, and shyly hide his head behind Helena's. Selina was sputtering in indigently at the idiocy of her friend and former apprentice, Holly Robertson. She had taught the woman better than that.

"Wait, why the fuck is she out?" Babs says with a glare at Bruce.

"I broke her out to help me extradite Psycho Pirate from Peña Duro so we can fix Gotham Girl," Bruce says calmly.

"So, you broke your girlfriend out of prison…I have a fugitive in my home, great." Babs says as she takes a bite of her pizza. Jason starts laughing.

"So Babs, you and Golden boy get together yet?" Jason asks with a grin as he finished laughing. He starts on another slice.

"No, I am seeing someone," Dick says with a frown.

"So, you're still a moron when it comes to love. I am glad I have the good sense to be happy with the woman I love. You two keep sabotaging your other relationships, yet the two of you are too scared to get together. I mean, Dick, you were engaged to Starfire before you broke it off, and Babs did the same with Jason Bard. Personally, I blame Bruce and Selina. They have been doing it to their relationship and relationships for what feels like eighty-one years. Bruce, Selina, you two need to stop finding excuses not to be happy and together. Bruce, you are injured far less and more on your game when you are with Selina because you're happy with her, which makes you harder to beat. Selina, you're not as prone to depression and only steal to keep your skills up. Sticking to things acquired through illegitimate means and returning them to their rightful owners when you're with Bruce because you are happy with him."

"I know it scares the shit out of you both when you're happy, and that's why you two break up so often, but you always find your way back to each other. I remember several times you two broke up, and the same night I caught you guys on a roof, ran the other way only to wake up to find Selina making breakfast in one of your silk buttons ups the next morning." Jason says with a frown as he takes another bite of his pizza. Everyone missed Helena dropping her slice of pizza onto Barbara's hardwood floor in shock. The rest of the family nodded in agreement, having had similar experiences. The longest the pair had been broken up was the time Selina was in Arkham.

"Wait, so who are you?" Damian asks as he takes a bite of his tofu, green olive, Green pepper pizza. He is grumpy about the comment about Kyle and his father even though he knew it was true, and he and Anna had 'the talk' from them after catching them. He still hoped his mother and father would get back together. But, on the other hand, Anna liked Selina better than she liked her mother and had always idolized Catwoman.

"I am your older adopted brother, Jason. I am the first robin to die. That's why I said you were just copying me." Jason says with a grin and a bite of his pizza.

"YOU LOVE ME!" Helena finally yells in shock, and Jason blushed bright red realizing what he said when admonishing Babs and Dick along with Bruce and Selina.

"Yes, Helena, I love you. I think I fell in love with you the moment I ran into you. I know we have only been together for a month and a half, but we are moving in together. So, of course, I love you." Jason says with a bright blush and shy grin. Helena turns around and shoves her tongue down Jason's throat as the teens all bright blush red at the PDA.

"I love you too. I think I fell in love with you at the same time." Helena says with a goofy grin after breaking the kiss.

"No hanky panky in my home, you two. You can both stay on till your move into your new apartment, but you can't do that here." Babs says with a glare as she takes an aggressive bite of pizza. She did not sabotage her relationships because of Bruce and Selina's dysfunctional relationship and the fact that she was deeply in love with Dick Grayson. Don't get her wrong; she is deeply in love with Dick.

"I do not sabotage my relationships," Dick says indignantly as he takes a savage bite of his slice. He did not sabotage his relationships even though he was deeply in love with Babs Gordan.

"Wait… you're my brother?" Anna says with a frown taking a bite of her slice of pepperoni, sausage, and mushroom pizza. Like her father, Selina, Jason, and Helena, she folded her pizza over to eat it. She would love it if Selina and her father finally settled down together as she idolized Selina.

"It's by adoption, but yes, I am," Jason says with a smile.

"Well…at least there's always Jon," Anna says absentmindedly as she looks away with a blush taking another bite of her pizza, well fidgeting with her hair. At least that crush was broken quickly…still did not stop her from appreciating his broad-toned muscular body.

"WHAT!" Bruce, Jason, Dick, Tim, and Damian scream. Well, Alfred says the word without raising his voice.

"Bruce, what are our current anti-Kryptonian measures?" Jason asks with a frown, was Clark's son sniffing around his baby sister. Sure the boy was a sweet, polite farmboy like his father, but Anna is his little sister; if Superboy breaks her heart, he will break him.

"We have six-point four metric tons of Kryptonite, about 600 pounds of finely powdered natural K, an unlimited supply of artificial K, two pounds of Gold K, 24 red sunlight grenades, five red solar radiation laser rifles, and several magical weapons." Tim recalls the current condition of their 'Just in Case Superman Goes Evil' stock of weapons. He then bites into his slice of meat lovers pizza.

"I got 5 pounds of K hidden in a gold-lined safe and a K knife," Dick says with a serious face. He did not like the idea of any boy sniffing around his baby sister.

"I have a magic sword hidden in my room. I also have a few one-time use magical artifacts hidden in the Titan's Tower." Damian says with a frown. Jon might be his best friend, but that's his twin sister, and he will seriously hurt his friend if he breaks her heart.

"I have made 16, lead-lined 12 gauge shotgun shells filled kryptonite pellets. We have 200 rounds of 5.56×45mm NATO kryptonite jacketed depleted uranium rounds, 400 in 7.62×39mm. I have made 12 kryptonite shrapnel grenades that are gold lined and show up as standard grenades under x-ray analysis." Alfred says calmly as he cut another bite of Hawaiian pizza that he and Lesslie were enjoying.

"We have 12 sonic rifles that will blow his father's eardrums or can be set to fire focused sonic beam strong enough to make him bleed. So, we have everything we need if Superboy breaks my baby girl's heart." Bruce says with a rather evil smile on his face as he takes another bite of his pizza. Selina liked seeing that smile on her bat's face. But she also felt bad for Anna. Don't get her wrong, she would hurt any boy that broke Anna's heart or did worse to her, but the girl deserved a boyfriend.

" Am I doomed to never have a boyfriend? Daddy scares away every boy who comes near me." Anna asks with a depressed sweatdrop at the discussion the men of her family are having as she takes another bite of her pizza.

"I will try to make him stop glaring at boys, but your dad is a protective man," Selina says as she gets up from Bruce's lap and as she hugs the girl.

"Anna, we are not planning to scar Jon Kent away from you. We are planning how to hurt him if he hurts you," Jason explains with a smile.

"Oh!"Anna says with a blush. At least she did not have to worry about getting a boyfriend…if her dad ever stops glaring at boys when they approach her.

Selina would return to Arkham in the morning and be out an hour later a free woman. Actually, Bruce's team of lawyers were rather enthusiastic and managed to 'prove' Selina could not be Catwoman returning some of her anonymity to her.

A week later well Helena and Jason are shopping for furniture for their new apartment. The other men of the family meet up at Batburger as Bane had appeared in Gotham again…twelve hours later, Bruce finds Damian, Dick, and Tim alive but hanging from the roof of the Batcave with I Am Bane written in blood on them. They were thankfully alive; however, he would cryogenically freeze in the fortress of solitude to protect them well. He confronted Bane in Arkham well Gotham Girl's mental condition was fixed. Bane also captured some of his friends along with Selina. However, that had been their plan as Selina frees them.

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To be continued.