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Joined 07-14-18, id: 10987083, Profile Updated: 10-05-20
Author has written 18 stories for Pride and Prejudice.

Since I write P&P variations, I recently thought about all those ‘accomplishments’ that seemed to be important at the time for ladies and gentlemen. Naturally that led me to think about what I can do, and I realised that I can do many of those things.

For the gentlemen, I always liked the scholar / warrior model, since it works for my personality. I always disliked the feminine accomplishments, which I was forced to learn when I was at school, but have avoided ever since.

If you are curious, here is the list that I came up with. If you think that I am bragging, keep in mind that I am in my sixties and have had decades to try different things.

Play piano - Very badly, but learning

Sing - I get most of the notes right

Paint - Walls and watercolour

Sew - Quite good, but hate it

Embroider - Quite good, but must be very bored and have a really good reason

Knit - Quite good, but must be very bored and have a really good reason

Calligraphy - Out of practice – I use a keyboard. I learnt both modern and old style script at school

German – Native Language

English – Second Language – I muddle through

French - Learnt for one year

Do accounts - Even got a PG degree in it (and one in IT, but that is irrelevant for the period)

Plan a menu - Love food (OK, I’m a good cook too, since I like to eat well)

Dancing – Ballroom plus what they call folkdancing in Austria – Viennese Waltz, Polka etc

Ride a horse - I can stay on but would rather not jump

Shoot - If I can see it, I can hit it

Fence - Natural

Martial Arts - Quite good

Widely read – Eclectic taste and interests. Including JA & Georgette Heyer ;)

Play chess - Used to be quite good

So, if you think that my characters are overachievers, they don’t do anything that I can’t do. Except make witty conversation in polite society. I am not that good at off the cuff scintillating repartee.

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Mr Bennet leaves his study reviews
What might have happened if a year earlier Mr Bennet had left his study and become more involved with the lives of his family. Could things have worked out differently? . . . . WARNING: This story is finished. I will have to remove it for publication. Probably around 16/06/21.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 11/18 - Published: 5/10
A P&P Christmas Carol reviews
The characters in P&P will be visited by the spirits to show them their past, present and where their actions might lead them. NOTE::: The story has been removed for publication, except for the first chapter. Now available on Kindle and KU
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/17 - Published: 8/28
Lady Alexandra's Hunt reviews
This is a spinoff from 'It's a Duke's life' (Charlotte & Alistair). Lady Alexandra Hunt, Countess of Herne, inherited her fathers title due to a lack of brothers. When she came out in society she had to deal with men who tried to flatter or bully her into marriage. . . WARNING story was pulled for publication, and is now on Kindle & KU
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 7/23 - Mr. Darcy, Mr. Wickham, OC - Complete
Jest reviews
When Darcy proposes unexpectedly at Hunsford, Elizabeth thinks it is a joke, engineered by Charlotte, to cheer her up. Her reaction is not what Darcy expected. Charlotte's timely return to the parsonage forces ODC to re-evaluate the situation and each other. . . STORY ON HOLD UNTIL I CAN THINK OF AN INTERESTING WAY FORWARD. In the meantime I will work on 'Lady Alexandra's Hunt' :)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,049 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 5/2 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy]
100 words - tempting enough? reviews
100 word challenge - I couldn't resist. These are all stand-alone chapters.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 10/28/2020
Listener reviews
Darcy overhears some unpleasant comments. OK, by popular demand I'm adding to it. No promises how much or how quick. I'm writing something else at the moment. This is just for fun.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 3/29
Consequence & Consequences reviews
Mr Darcy puts his foot in it and Elizabeth gets annoyed. WARNING: Removed for publication in Kindle & KU.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 2/4
NO, Mr Darcy reviews
Mrs Bennet engineers a compromise between Elizabeth and Darcy, but Elizabeth is not interested... . . . . WARNING: I had to remove the bulk of this story because I did publish it 9/1/21. Thanks for reading.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 11/18/2020
Unconventional Ladies reviews
The sequel to 'An Unconventional Education' . . Get to know a little more about the sisters and what happens to them... . . WARNING: I had to remove the story since I published it on Kindle & Unlimited as 'Unconventional Ladies'.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/20/2020 - Published: 9/27/2020
Not so silent challenge - Polly reviews
In answer to leavesfallingup's 'Not so silent challenge' here is a story of Polly, Mrs Gardiner's maid, who used to work at Pemberley. And another unrelated one of Darcy's valet.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/31/2020 - Published: 6/9/2020 - Complete
Remember, you wanted this reviews
or - 'Be careful what you ask for'. Short stories that follow canon up to a point, but giving various characters what they thought they wanted. Whether it makes them happy is another matter.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/10/2020 - Published: 9/4/2020
An Unconventional Education reviews
I wondered what might have happened if Mrs Bennet really did not like her three middle daughters and Mr Bennet was too ill to intervene. What if a new neighbour decided to interfere? Someone significantly more broadminded. How might the story change? NOW AVAILABLE ON KINDLE
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/23/2020 - Published: 8/5/2020
Surprise & Serendipity reviews
An accident at the Netherfield ball forces Darcy to propose to Elizabeth. He is determined to back out of the hasty engagement, until he learns that Elizabeth hates him and does not want to marry him. Suddenly he is equally determined to change her mind and gain her love. WARNING: Story has been removed. It has been published on Amazon. Also available as Kindle Unlimited
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/24/2020 - Published: 6/15/2020
Don't flatter yourself - Revisited reviews
In this version Mr Bennet and Lady Francine do not hide her background. What happens when Bingley and Darcy meet Lady Elizabeth and her sisters? NOTE: It is now available on Amazon.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/1/2020 - Published: 3/16/2020
It's a Duke's Life reviews
Sequel to Don't flatter yourself. Alistair, Duke of Denton spent years avoiding compromising situations and unwanted marriages, often with the help of his identical twin brother Robert. Then he met Charlotte Lucas. Is she reluctant to be a spinster or is she reluctant to be a duchess? WARNING I will pull this story on 30/01/20 for publication.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/30/2020 - Published: 1/3/2020 - Charlotte, Elizabeth, OC, Col. Fitzwilliam
You asked for it reviews
Did you ever want to tell your least favourite P&P character what you really thought of them? Garth Leachim will do it for you. I had to take most of this story down. It is now on Amazon.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/5/2019 - Published: 10/8/2019
Mrs Bennet's Family reviews
This story is a prequel to 'Don't flatter yourself'. It is about Mrs Bennet's family - before and after she became Mrs Bennet. Sample only. Rated T for allusions to adult situations and violence, no descriptive content of either
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/8/2019 - Published: 10/11/2019
Don't flatter yourself reviews
What if Mr Bennet married a second time and his new wife is a lady with impeccable manners, down-playing the fact that she really is a Lady. Would that change the perception of the Bennets by the Netherfield party. Rated T for allusions to adult situations and violence, no descriptive content of either. Preview only.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 9/24/2019 - Published: 8/18/2019 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] OC