My fanfiction name is Teen Tyrant. The name comes from a combination of two of my favorite franchises: Teen Titans and Resident Evil. The Teen part is easy to understand. The Tyrant part comes from the boss monsters called Tyrants, which appear in almost every Resident Evil game; my favorite game monsters. Replace Titans with Tyrant and bingo; Teen Tyrant!

I am a 32-year-old guy. I am married to fellow fanfiction. net author Miss Starfire. I haven't really had anything unique happen to me in my life, at least not yet. I have no children, no pets, although again, not yet.

My favorite shows (in no particular order): Teen Titans, ReBoot, DragonBall Z, Law and Order, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Who's Line Is It Anyway, House M.D., Batman: The Animated Series, The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Storage Wars, Tanked.

My favorite movie: Freddy vs. Jason (bad mouth it and you will end up a slasher victim!).

Other favorite movies: King Kong (all three versions), Godzilla (all of them), Friday the 13th (all of them), A Nightmare On Elm Street (all of them), Halloween (all except part 3), Hellraiser (all of them), Lord of the Rings, all the Star Wars, all the Matrixs, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Tombstone, the Saw movies, George Romero's Dead films, the Final Destination movies, Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight trilogy, The Avengers, Harry Potter (all of them), the Avengers

My favorite videogames: Resident Evil (entire series), Silent Hill (entire series) Turok: Dinosaur Hunter (entire series), Hitman: Blood Money, Batman: Arkham Asylum and Arkham City..

My favorite books: Anything by Stephen King, S.D. Perry's Resident Evil series, Thomas Harris' Hannibal Lecter novels, New Line Cinema's Friday the 13th and A Nightmare On Elm Street novel series, the Harry Potter series, Alastair Reynold's Revelation Space series.

My favorite music: Country, Rock in general, Heavy Metal in particular

My favorite bands/performers: Metallica, Chris Ledoux, Ozzy Osborne, Metallica, Godsmack, Megadeth, Metallica, Three Doors Down, Blue Oyster Cult, Metallica, AC/DC, Alan Jackson, Metallica, Garth Brooks (in his early days) George Strait and did I mention Metallica?

People I have no respect for:

Atheists - I don't care what you believe in, as long as you believe in something.

Vegetarians - If it's for health reasons, that's OK; if it's for moral reasons, you are a sorry, weak hypocrite.

Hypocrite feminists - Not feminists in and of themselves, but hypocrite feminists; unfortunately this is almost all of them anyway. If you are a feminist and think it is perfectly OK to hit, yell at, belittle, and generally disrespect a man when he is "acting like a jerk" (read: acting in a way you don't approve of), but will condemn a man as a misogynist for hitting, yelling at, belittling and generally disrespecting a woman for the exact same reason, while still clamoring for "equality" between the sexes, then you belong in this category, because you are full of shit and I have no respect for you.

People who pair the DBZ/GT characters Trunks and Pan and/or Goten and Bra together - I want these people trampled in the streets.

People who DO NOT pair the Teen Titans characters Robin and Starfire and or Beast Boy and Raven together - I want these people trampled in the streets.

Favorite quotes:

"Dude, that goalie was pissed about something, man."- Freeburg, Freddy vs. Jason

"We'll tear your soul apart!"- Pinhead, Hellraiser

"Welcome to prime time, bitch!"- Freddy Krueger, A Nightmare On Elm Street part 3: Dream Warriors

"If I'd known where this would all lead, I would have become a watchmaker."- Albert Einstein, shortly after the detonation of the first hydrogen bomb

"In the year 1999, in the seventh month, from the sky will come a great King of Terror."- Nostradamus, The Prophecies, Century 10, Quatrain 72

"I declare that Earth is hollow and habitable within... that it is open at the poles."- John Cleves Symmes, American army officer and amateur scientist, 1818

"And in the lowest deep a lower deep, still threat'ning to devour me, opens wide, to which the hell I suffer seems a heaven."-poet John Milton, Paradise Lost

"See with what heat these dogs of Hell advance, to waste and havoc yonder world"- Milton, Paradise Lost

"My name is Legion, for we are many."- Demon Possessed Man, Holy Bible, New Testament, Mark 5:9

"This whole town. It's being invaded by the Otherworld. By a world of someone's nightmarish delusions come to life."- Harry Mason, Silent Hill

"It doesn't matter if yer smart, dumb, ugly, pretty... it's all the same once yer dead! And a corpse can't laugh."- Eddie Dombrowski, Silent Hill 2: Restless Dreams

"They've come to witness the Beginning. The rebirth of Paradise, despoiled by mankind."- Claudia Wolf, Silent Hill 3

"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"- Samuel L. Jackson, Snakes on a Plane

"Why so serious?"- The Joker, The Dark Knight

"I am Loki, of Asgard... and I am burdened with glorious purpose."- Loki, The Avengers

"Some people call me a terrorist; I consider myself a teacher. Lesson number one: Heroes- there is no such thing." - The Mandarin, Iron Man 3

"You think that when you die, you go to heaven? You come to us." - The Tall Man, Phantasm II

"You know nothing. Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse." - Dr. William Weir, Event Horizon

"I have found that whoever wields the sword decides who holds the pen." - The Shadow Client, HITMAN

Cartoon women that I've fallen in love with at some point: Adult AndrAIa from ReBoot, Bulma from DragonBall Z, Marron (Krillin's daughter) from DragonBall GT, Starfire from Teen Titans

Cartoon men that I wish I could be: Matrix from ReBoot, Vegeta from DragonBall Z, Trunks (my ultimate hero) from DragonBall Z, Robin from Teen Titans

Current cartoon obsession: Teen Titans

Favorite Teen Titans character: Starfire; Perfect in every way. Second is Robin; he's cooler than the other guys, but mainly he's my second favorite because he's paired with Starfire, which is all the reason I need to give him second place. Third is Beast Boy; hilarious! Fourth is Raven; not quite as beautiful as Starfire and not quite as funny as Beast Boy, but close enough for the fourth slot. Last is Cyborg; not as funny as Beast Boy and Raven, but still quite humorous. I like all the other characters of the show, except Monsieur Mallah. All of them are lower on my list than the original five Titans, however.

Pairings I support:

Teen Titans: Robin and Starfire, Beast Boy and Raven, Cyborg and Bumble Bee, Kid Flash and Jinx.

DragonBall: Vegeta and Bulma, Krillin and Android 18, Trunks and Marron

Iron Man: Armored Adventures: Tony Stark and Pepper Potts