[An: I really need to stop uploading chapters and then proofreading them after publishing.]
Zavvox
The night sky does look pretty good… Ah, anyways, I'm heading for Kamino in order to try to find the league of villains.
First, it's just nice to be inside the plot so I don't have to spend time looking for the other player. Second, I need to complete my quest that wants me to observe All for One. And lastly, I want to ask him if there's a nice empty forest or something I can put my zerg at.
Also, jumping on top of rooftops is a pretty cool experience, I should do it more.
...You know, I feel like I'm forgetting something important… Maybe a contract? Eh, I don't really care right now…
All abilities temporarily disabled.
HAH!?
A white scarf begins to wrap around me as all of the neurons in my brain figured out what happened. FUCK.
I get lifted up into the air and slammed into the ground with a good amount of force.
1,200 damage taken.
Zavvox [1,800/3,000]
WHAT.
"Pretty impressive you're still conscious, but you're not getting away from me, Zavvox."
Turning my head around, I see him in all his glory.
Eraserhead… Shit, I completely forgot about him. He can temporarily erase all of my abilities too…
Eraserhead [Aizawa Shouta]
Hero
Level 84
Quirk: Erasure
HP: 25,000
Sp: 10,000
Notable stats:
Str: 410
Dex: 450
Int: 400
Wis: 400
End: 350
Luk: 500
Threat level: 10
FUCKING WHAT!? WAIT, IS THAT MY MODIFIER!?
[Main antagonist - All protagonist(s) gain a 100% stat boost when fighting against you.]
No… Eraserhead isn't a protagonist…Is he? Fuck… I need to run…
"Here, I'll give you one chance to give up. Do you surrender?" Said Eraserhead without all the care in the world.
...Sure, I might be able to stop his erasure…
"That… is an acceptable arrangement."
Eraserhead sighed, "Of course, but you can't stay conscious for this, sorry."
He lifts me up again. FUCKFUCKFUCKWAITNO
1,200 damage taken.
Zavvox [600/3,000]
I really need to invest in health or endurance…
Alright! Play dead!
Hoping to the developers I'm convincing enough, I let go of all bodily motions and lay perfectly still…
I feel Eraserhead's scarf come off of me…
Abilities restored.
YES!
Opening my eyes again, I immediately started to use fly for the extra burst of speed and started DASHING.
All abilities temporarily disabled.
Falling back to the ground below the roofs and landing smoothly, I keep dashing away from the level 84 hero.
Abilities restored.
Fuck, why is he such a higher level compared to everyone else?! I don't even know if he's being affected by my modifier! It has to be some kind of important character thing…
All abilities temporarily disabled.
Don't look backwards! Keep moving forward!
Suddenly, a purple mist starts to form in front of me.
I don't know why or how, but I'll take it! And as the mist envelops me, the cold night of that alleyway was no more, and instead, I was inside a bar.
Aizawa
Shit, that was completely irrational of him to turn off erasure without being fully sure if he was down or not. But that kind of teleportation quirk… That's rare, and he has one on his side? But when was he supposed to contact them? He didn't see any kind of communication device at all…
Well, he'll have to report this at the station… So close to the school year too, damn.
Zavvox
Kurogiri
Villain
Level 62
Quirk: Warp gate
Hp: 10,000
Notable stats:
Dex: 800
Int: 550
Wis: 550
Cha: 500
Threat level: 9
I'm completely outclassed here…
Shigaraki Tomura
Villain
Level 55
Quirk: Decay
Hp: 15,000
Notable stats:
Dex: 500
Threat level: 9
Totally outclassed… in the past 5 minutes, my entire view of the world went upside down… I'm no longer god, just a fool. I don't think these guys are affected by my modifiers either...
They were both staring at me, so I should probably say something…
"I suppose I should thank you for your help. It would seem that I have yet to level up into the end game."
Alright, I can deal with that… Shigaraki likes games, right?
Shigaraki does reply first, but his voice is… a bit dull, "Hey, Kurogiri, let's give this guy a shot. Ant person, what's your name and quirk?"
A bit rude, but I'll deal with it.
"I am an Old God, Zavvox. My true self is stuck inside of a complex prison and this vessel is all I can bring out into the world. My ability that carried me to the top a millennia ago was the ability of unlimited growth. However, my ability has dimmed back to a candle, and now I must kill many more thousands to bring it back to its former glory."
WHY DID I SAY THAT?! I WAS DOING GOOD!
Shigaraki scoffed, "Nevermind, Kurogiri, this guy's a chuunibyou, kick him out."
Kurogiri, thankfully, objected to this, "Shigaraki, Zavvox has proven himself to be able to take out several heroes on his own, his abilities, even if a bit exaggerated by him, will be a good addition to our cause."
Shigaraki sighed, "Fine then. But give your real name and quirk."
I sighed, fuck, am I really going to do this again?
"It is as I said earlier. I am an Old God, Zavvox. My ability is unlimited growth, yet it is currently reverted to its most infantile state."
Shigaraki started to get pissed, "Yeah, right, gods don't exist. Sensei, you don't mind if I kill him now, right? Please?"
FUCK.
Thankfully, "Sensei" didn't want me dead, "No, this is simply... practice. You must practice in order to gain more powerful allies to your team, yes? He may be embellishing a few things, but he'll be useful in your future plans."
I'm right here, you know…
"I may bring you to where my body lies, if you doubt me."
I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO SAY ANYTHING?! WHO'S DECIDING MY OUTBURSTS?!
"Sensei" decided to take control of the conversation, I guess, "Oh? Truly? Then go ahead, simply say where it is, and I will have Kurogiri warp you to it. But if you are lying, then… I suppose you know what happens?"
...I guess I need to obey because my stupid modifier decided it wants to be this way.
"It is the forest near Musutafu."
"Wonderful, Kurogiri, a warp gate, please."
And suddenly, a purple mist swallows me whole for the second time in 10 minutes.
Yep, this is the place…
The entire gang shows up, although Kurogiri shows up a few moments after Shigaraki for some reason.
Shigaraki speaks first this time, "So, "Old God", where's this body of yours, huh?"
Looking back at his hand covered face just reveals a huge shit-eating grin that's just waiting to kill me. Well, asshole, I'm about to show you…
"Come this way, there are two entrances into my prison and one is much more convenient than the other."
After a bit of walking, I show them the shack that hides the doorway into Alrodar.
Shigaraki was, understandably, confused about this, "...The hell?" considering my attitude earlier, maybe he was expecting something more… exotic.
So, I take the opportunity to explain, "Ah, this is the "Main" entrance into Alrodar, my prison. However, it is fiercely guarded by dangerous guards whose lives are dedicated to keeping me in and letting nothing in. It would be a shame for you to unlock the mechanism that keeps them all down there."
That is to say, the easily unlockable lock on the outside of that door.
Shigaraki scoffed, "Oh? Really? Then how did you get out, then?"
...I digged. But I can't really say that, huh?
"I used an alternative passageway that was left for me by one of the creators. Come this way."
I what? Well, I need to get moving…
Soon, the little group made it to the hole I use to get in and out of Alrodar… Now that I think about it, this place is poorly defended, almost anyone could just hop in. I really need to fix that sooner or later...
"Come, my radiant form is in here."
Kurogiri, who had been quiet for all this time, quickly objected, "Ah, we will simply… Hm!? I cannot…"
...Huh? Is my… is Alrodar teleportation proof? Fuck, I'll just go with it.
"Alrodar would undoubtedly be the least secure prison if it did not have basic teleportation countermeasures."
Shigaraki looked lost, "So… You want us to jump into a hole?"
I nodded, yeah, that's exactly what I want you to do, "I simply asked you if you wanted to see my holy form. This is the passageway to it."
Before anyone could interject, I jumped into the hole. Mostly just to avoid that awkward conversation... Did I call my original form both radiant and holy? Wow, I'm unbelievably dumb...
Soon, I ended up reaching my body, it's ant-like form simply idle, not being used in a while. The corruption seeping out of my body was also reaching pretty far, but I think it's being blocked a lot by the shield surrounding me.
Hm, maybe the 4 pincers, the 6 tentacle legs, the many many eyes, and the extra tentacles on top of the body were a bit overkill… Nah.
Soon, Kurogiri and Shigaraki ended up down here too.
Shigaraki's eyes widened, because at no point of the journey was he actually believing me that I had another form, "What the fuck?"
Kurogiri stayed silent, and then… He disappears? I thought he couldn't teleport inside of Alrodar...
Shigaraki was also confused about that too, "Kurogiri?"
Soon, Kurogiri pops back up and with him comes…
All for One
Villain
Level: 215
Quirk: All for One
Hp: 200,000
Notable stats:
Str: 5000
Dex: 5000
Int: 5000
Wis: 5000
End: 5000
Cha: 5000
Threat level: Don't even use an ability in his direction dude trust me.
...What the FUCK?
Quest completed.
The Villain Ladder.
Reward: 1 gacha token.
"That is quite interesting, Zavvox, was it?"
Fuck me, All for One is terrifying. Maybe not the most terrifying, because that probably goes to one of the developers, but holy shit when Kurogiri disappeared, I didn't expect him to come...
"Infinite growth… and an Old God? I am quite inclined to believe you now, however, it is quite a travesty that you are stuck inside of that cage… Here, why don't I remedy it?"
He raises his hand and I barely just manage to sidestep to the right before his attack. A massive air cannon.
...And it didn't work?!
Barrier must be broken by Zavvox.
...Oh, no cheating, huh?
"Oh? Quite the durable shield… Well, my apologies for not being able to get you out of there, however, that body of yours… It truly does carry the aura of one who used to rule the world. Weak, old, and broken. Perhaps one day, it might've been able to rule the world, but it is far past its prime."
Wha- is he talking shit about me? He's basically the same! Using my original form to talk, I reply back to All for One.
"Hmph, you are filled with arrogance, young one. When I gather the strength to break out of this prison, I shall once again rule the world, and here, there is not a single entity that could stop the full power of my vengeance."
I? Sure?
All for One's mask covered his expression, but he was obviously quite amused, "Oh? Then I sure do look forward to it…"
Wait! I need something, but is this the right time to… Ah! Whatever!
"Ah, by the way, if you are looking for power, I do have an army waiting to be reborn."
All for One, being the opportunist that he was, immediately replied, "Hm, your speech etiquette must be refined, but I will allow this. So, an army, you say?"
I pulled out the drone in my mortal form. The one from… earlier this morning, I think?
[Drone [StarCraft 2] - Legendary - creates a drone from StarCraft 2. Acts like a minion and gains all benefits from being your minion. All zerg created from this minion will be locked to tier 1 units.]
"This is a drone, one of my faithful worker minions from before humans were ever conceived. Of course, this drone is only capable of a shadow of its former self, yet it shall be enough to conquer the world many times over."
Really going for that whole "I'm super old" vibes, huh… Ah, don't I have a skill exactly for that?
[Show vision - shows a target a vision that can either be real or not real. The time the vision is shown for and the effectiveness of the vision will vary depending on your level. Costs 1,000 mana]
Yeah, so if I want to show… Ah, wait, maybe I shouldn't, I don't think my low level could really convince him that well, and this is going fine already…
All for One held out his hand, "Truly, then I suppose I can't deny such a gift. Tell me what it feeds on, will you?"
Handing the drone over, I give the catch. "Well, you do not need to feed my zerg anything. You simply must give it a large empty plot of land and it shall grow into a powerful empire on its own. Well, this variety of zerg will only grow to a certain size, but it is enough."
Please, please work…
"Truly? Then I shall give it its proper location to start its empire."
Oh, thank fuck. I think that's all I needed to do…
"Then that is all I have to give you. I am sure this will be a fateful day, worthy of worship."
All for One and his crew started to warp back into their home base, "Indeed. This will be a memorable day indeed…"
Phew… I have no idea how I'm alive.
Contract completed.
Expanding Empire.
Reward: 5,000 experience.
All for One
So, he wasn't lying about being some kind of god… I wonder, was his unlimited growth ability not an exaggeration either? Then in that case… Well, perhaps he shouldn't be too greedy this time. After all, he would hate to be on the wrong side of some kind of real life deity, But if the opportunity to take that power ever arises….
Well, who can blame him for flying too close to the sun? He's survived its flames before.
Omake
Kurimo
"So, nice job, team! We really nailed that bitch to the wall this time! Once little ol' Kurimo stops being a little BITCH! We might actually be able to kill her!"
That was the voice of Blitz, without the o, the CEO of I.M.P.
That being said, he was a fucking asshole. "What the fuck, Blitz? I'm doing my fucking best to kill that angel bitch, can't you see?"
Blitzo scoffed, "Yeah, right. Considering the bajillion times we've seen her ever since you've joined the team, I would've said she has a crush on you. Is she your ex or something?"
Millie, currently from across the room, gasped, "Oh wow! An angel and demon relationship! I love those types of shitty fanfiction! You should totally shoot your shot, Kurimo!"
What the fuck? What the hell are these clowns talking about? "Blitz, if I really need to remind you that she is an ANGEL! And we are DEMONS! Then I really think you need to take a break. Or maybe just go get hit by a car? It might give you back some of your brain cells."
Moxxie, thank the guy, comes to my defense, "Well, I don't think there's ever been an angel and demon being involved in a relationship before, not to mention all the political issues that would spring up from that-"
Blitz, however, interrupts him, "Shut the fuck up, Moxxie! Nobody asked! We just want little Kurimo over here to get some angelic pussy, isn't that right? We can even put it on our billboard! Imagine, 'First demon to fuck angel works here please hire us!'"
I facepalmed, "My life mission is to kill Alrazy, that angel you are talking about. I don't believe the word "Fuck" and "Kill" are remotely close in definition. At. All."
Blitz shrugged, "Well, don't be surprised if Alrazy starts to jump your dick, then. Because the way she looks at you totally has a yandere vibe to it. Are we invited to the wedding when it happens? Moxxie makes the best flower girl!"
"I what?"
This fucking sucks. How did I get here?
Despite going against all the neurons in my brain, I've decided we are here now, with Zavvox joining the league in order to track down Akiya who is undoubtedly going to U.A, at the cost of having to tell the biggest bads of the world where his extremely easy to find prison is.
Although, I was thinking about Akiya showing up in this chapter just in time to see Zavvox getting his ass kicked by Eraserhead, but I really couldn't see a reality where Zavvox got out of that situation, so I scrapped it.
Also, after a bit of internal debate, I said fuck it, and decided to let Zavvox do some "off-screen grinding" while I skip time a bit to get to some of the more interesting parts, or just focus on another character entirely.
Also, as a side note, I haven't rewatched the anime or manga in ages and I'm going on with these early arcs entirely by memory. Most definitely a bad decision, but oh well.
Leave a review to give me suggestions or ideas, or to just tell me what I'm doing is an awful idea, because god knows I need them badly.
[I really need to stop doing chapters at late night or something.]