Don't Own Borderlands, Only The Oc.
'thought'
"Speech"
System
"Speech through echo devices and Text via book, notes, or newspaper... when those are around..."
(Mid Chapter Authors Notes)
I let out a weak groan, my head is pounding, my mouth is dry.
Alcohol affects me, apparently.
Last night is a blur. Tina's Game went quite well, everyone had a good time. Even Mordecai, who was extremely resistant at the start was at least having some fun... it was probably the booze loosening him up a bit.
I bring a hand to my head as my pain lessens, apparently my regeneration finally realizing that 'hey, something is wrong' and deciding to fix me.
Light peers through the blinds in the room's window as I try to sit up-
Gaige has her arms wrapped around my torso, she lets out a pitiful groan as I move so I relax and lay back down.
I notice a certain detail about her this morning...
Neither of us are wearing a shirt.
'Oh my god did we have sex- oh wait. Pants. Drat...'
It looks like we were going to, got to the whole 'sexily remove clothing and make out' part- which would have probably looked extremely sad with us stumbling around, drunk out of our minds- then we passed out in each other's arms before we could get to the good bits.
I'm not complaining, of course, skin on skin contact is probably the next step of our relationship.
Her arms tighten around me, squishing her chest into my side.
'Ah. This is nice. She's going to freak out and become a blushing and stuttering mess when she wakes up, but this is a nice moment.'
I tug the blankets upwards, to my neck, and close my eyes, resting my head against Gaige's
"Mn..." She groans. "David... never let me drink again... my head is killing me."
"Oh, you're up." I whisper as I reach up and touch the side of her head, brushing a stray strand of hair out of her face. Her hair is let down, out of the two pigtails its normally in.
Her eyes crack open. "Don't whisper so loud..."
Her eyes gain clarity as I channel some essence to heal her hangover.
"…"
"Hn?" She hums as she blearily looks around.
"Thank you." She groans as she presses her face against my neck.
Her eyes crack open a second later, she lifts the blanket and looks down, a brilliant red blush crossing her face. "Oh my god... did we- oh. Pants."
"That was my exact thought this morning." I mutter as I roll my eyes.
"Y-Y-You saw?"
"Well, not so much as saw as felt... you using me as a pillow and all."
Her blush steadily creeps over the rest of her face as she slinks down into the blankets, letting out a low whimper.
She buries her face against my chest. "Nnnnnnnn."
She looks up and pouts at me. "I can't believe this. Make me a damn shirt before Tina walks in here."
"You are surprisingly comfortable being basically half naked next to me."
She gives me a half-lidded glare. "If you really think about it, this isn't that much worse than a Bikini. This was honestly just the next step for us, and while I'd like to have waited a... little... longer, I'm not mad that drunk us decided it was time."
"…"
"So, like, can I grope you? I wasn't gonna unless you were totally cool with it."
She glares at me for a long moment. "Fine."
"Oh really?" I ask with a surprised blink.
"Only if I get to feel your muscles." The girl frowns.
"Go ahead." I shrug. "I don't mind that. Honestly you can do it whenever you want."
Her hands slowly run across my chest. "Oh wow. You are really toned... I knew you were muscular, but damn."
I reach up a hand as well. 'hm. Squishy.'
"Your proportions are nice." I smile. "Not too big, not too small, perfect hand size."
"Pervert." She scoffs.
"You're over here acting like we're both not perverts." I deadpan.
"…"
"Well, I can't really refute that." The girl sighs. "Can I please have the shirt now?"
"Fiiiine." I pout as I hold up a hand, creating a simple black t-shirt with a silver gear on the front.
"Thanks." She nods as she takes the shirt and slips it on under the blanket. "A little big... but comfortable. Thank you."
"No problem." I smile.
We relax back into each other's arms.
"So... do you think everyone had fun, yesterday?" Gaige eventually breaks the silence.
"I think so." I slowly nod. "At the very least I know Tina did."
She smiles briefly. "Yeah, that's definitely the most important thing I guess."
"I guess I should ask... did you have fun, Gaige?" I ask.
"It was pretty fun." She nods.
"I enjoyed myself as well, making those little models made Tina so damn happy and that was worth the however many lives I snuffed out to make it happen."
"Please don't put it like that."
"We are both genocidal maniacs, Gaige. You may not have a kill count as high as mine, but it's definitely over one hundred... hell, possibly even one thousand... which honestly isn't that impressive considering we live on pandora, Lilith, Brick, Morde, and Roland probably all have kill counts in the hundreds of thousands."
She turns away slowly and stares up at the ceiling, letting out a quiet sigh as she closes her eyes.
"I- I guess we are."
I press my head into the side of her own and give her a comforting hug. "It's alright, Gaige, I think no differently of you for it."
We relax under the blankets, the ambient sounds of pandora slowly lulling us into a calming restful mood.
Gunshots in the distance, howling wind, creaking metal, and the gentle fall of raindrops on the metal roof above us.
Perfect napping weather if I do say so myself.
It sounds dark and dreary outside, so what better way to pass the time than resting in the arms of someone you care about.
"Cue Tina." I sigh as I pull Gaige closer.
*Crash*
"David!" A voice whisper-shrieks. "You are going to heal my hangover or so help me god."
I let out a quiet yawn as Gaige leans her head on my shoulder.
"Lazy day?" I ask.
"Mnnnn." She weakly agrees.
"You could always do an echo cast... I don't think you have done one of those since we started dating... and a lot has changed since then."
"Mmmmmaybe." She mutters.
"Wanna go back to bed?"
"Mhm." She nods, causing me to let out a sigh as I shake my head.
I pick her up in a bridal carry and swiftly begin carrying her back to our room.
On the way through the bar, I get a couple hoots and hollers, but I silence them with nothing more than a piercing 'I will end you' glare
We eventually reach our room, where I gently lay the siren down on the bed and faceplant next to her.
We lay motionless for about ten minutes...
"Hey David?" Gaige whispers.
"Can't go back to sleep either?" I ask with a small sigh.
"Nope. I fully woke up a minute or two ago and I don't see myself going back to sleep any time soon."
"I see." I slowly mutter. "Wanna start the day?"
"Well, what can we really do?"
"There's not a lot to do around Sanctuary anymore, hm?" I hum as I hop out of bed.
"There's not." She agrees.
"You want Tina, Myself and Gaige to go after a highly trained Atlas Corporation assassin because she worked with Jack in the past." I deadpan at the red-haired woman in front of me.
"Yes?" The Siren blinks. "That shouldn't be a problem for you three, right?"
"Lilith." I slowly begin. "Are you off your fucking rocker?!"
"But they worked with Jack!"
"Yes, and want to know who else did? YOU did. ROLAND did. Moxxi and Angel did!" I growl.
"And judging how none of us were assassinated before our fight with Jack, I'd be willing to make a bet that this assassin moved on and stopped working for the homicidal maniac."
"But what if she didn't?" Lilith asks.
"There's an easy way to solve this." I deadpan.
I pull out my echo device and call someone.
The echo rings for a moment.
"Hello? David?" Angel weakly groans. "Tch- my head hurts."
"Hey, Angel. You where a part of Hyperion's systems for a while, right? Do you remember an... Athena working for Jack?"
"Her? Well... she used to... she doesn't anymore." The girl responds.
"Well, there you go, Lilith." I state with a half lidded stare.
I look back to the echo device. "Thank you, Angel."
"Mhn." The girl weakly grumbles as I cancel the call.
"So. I don't need to go after female Zero, and she gets to live and do whatever the hell she wants. It's a win-win."
I slowly turn to look at Gaige. "So. Wanna go play video games or something?"
"Eh, fine." The girl shrugs.
I let out a yawn as Gaige, Tina and I trudge around Sanctuary.
"So..." I begin. "What do we do today?"
It has been... a fair bit since Jack's death...
"Blow stuff up?" Tina asks.
"Hn." I hum as I scratch my chin. "We did a bunch of that yesterday."
"Oh wait! Scooter should be done with my boat." I grin.
"Oh right, the boat." Gaige blinks.
"oooh." Tina hums. "The boat!"
"Are we goin's on a trip?" Tina asks.
"I mean, we could." I shrug as we abruptly shift our slow meandering pace towards Scooter's garage.
It takes us a few minutes at our slow bored pace, but we eventually reach the garage.
We step through the door to see small group of people, there's a hooded woman with a shield, a scarred blonde woman, scooter, a dark skinned brown haired girl, a girl with a bowler hat, several armed thugs, that poster of a cat that says hang in there.
The tension in the room is palpable.
"…"
I calmly walk over to the group. "Yo! Scooter."
"Oh shiiit if it isn't that short killer the Anomaly." The man states.
"When the fuck are you going to fix the damn windows on my boat?"
I gesture to the large sand skiff hung up in the air by magnets.
"Weeeell." The hillbilly mechanic begins. "I was gonna be on that like a skag's on a psycho with meat pants, but I couldn't find a good replacement glass and I've been puttin' it off ever since! My bad little dude! I'll get to work on that right away-"
*Click.* one of the surrounding thugs cocks his gun. "No, I don't think you will... you're going to make a rocket for us... or you're going to die."
"…" I slip my hands into my pockets.
I stop time.
I slowly walk towards the guy, tugging the clip out of his assault rifle then calmly pulling back the bolt on his rifle, ejecting the shell in the chamber.
I walk towards the next guy and pop open the cylinder of his revolver and eject the shells, scooping them up in a hand and guiding them to my echo device.
They disappear into the device as I step over to the next guy, he's much simpler, I just tug the clip out of his semi-auto pistol and pull back the slide.
Snatching the bullet out of the air I move on.
The next has a Maliwan sniper, I tug the barrel downwards, snapping the gun in half.
I pull the power cell from the gun and flick a small switch that de-powers the gun, causing the charge in the barrel to harmlessly dissipate, I close the gun and move to the last guy.
The last guy is a bit tougher, he holds a pump shotgun, so I just pump it till all of the shells have been ejected.
I hold out a hand and create a fairly large pile of sand with Artificy.
I walk back to the spot I was standing in before, then slip my hands back in my pockets.
Thirty seconds...
Three... two... one...
Clarity returns to the world as nobody seems to notice anything as changed.
"Pffft-" I snort before smirking. "You? Kill us?
The man turns to me, pointing the assault rifle at my head. "Shut the hell up, kid. Or I'll be shooting your kneecaps and making you watch as I rape the red head behind you."
My smile falls.
"Hoooo boy." Gaige winces. "You should not have said that."
I hear Scooter suck in a breath quietly and grab whoever's nearest and duck for cover, the one he grabs just so happens to be Janey Springs.
"I've decided... I'm gonna kill you all in the most violently horrifying way I can imagine."
In the next moment I blur forwards, there's a loud crack as the rifle flies from the man's hands, both of his knees are bent the wrong way and his arms are mangled.
I hold him up with a single hand as I grab the top of his head and glare down at him, it takes a moment for him to comprehend what happened, but... "AAAAHHHHHHGGGGHHHHH!"
"HOLY SHIT!" The bowler hat woman with brown hair shouts as she ducks for cover along with the other dark-skinned Tales From The Borderlands female protagonist.
The only one who remains standing is the previous Atlas assassin who draws her shield, the edge lighting up with a hard-light barrier.
"KILL HIM!" One of the other thugs roar as they all lift their guns.
*Click-Click-Click*
I drop several bullets with my other hand. A single shotgun shell, an assault rifle bullet and two pistol rounds.
"Missing something?" I seethe.
There's a crunch as I clench my other fist, splattering gore all over the floor in front of me and coating my hand in it.
The four remaining men let out shouts of rage as they begin to reach for extra ammunition.
The sand pile lunges forwards, smashing into the back of one of the men and wrapping around his torso, he lets out a grunt of surprise which swiftly turns into a shriek of horror as the sand wraps around his limbs, passing over his hands and forcing him to drop his shotgun, the sand forms large sharp claws as he shambles towards another guy.
"LOOK OUT!" He cries as his hand is forcibly slashed through the back of one of the other men.
The other man collapses as the controlled man begins tearing into his back.
A blade pierces the back of the controlled man as one of the two remaining men draw a knife and stabs it into the sand.
The controlled man coughs blood as the sand shimmers and lunges for the guy who just stabbed him. It wraps around his head, forming a large sphere which steadily grows smaller and smaller.
The man falls backwards, twitching and spasming, hands reaching for the orb of sand surrounding his head as it continues to shrink.
He eventually stops moving, the orb of sand continuing to shrink.
His face eventually becomes visible again as the sand flows into his open nose and mouth.
I look to the last dude and smile as he finally reloads his revolver.
A small wall of sand appears in between the hammer of the gun and the firing pin as he pulls the trigger, causing a click to echo out.
Sand washes over his arm and wraps around his torso.
His hand is shakily pulled back, his eyes are wide as sand washes over his feet, holding him in place.
The hammer is pulled back as the barrel presses against the side of his head.
"Mhh!" He shouts as sand covers his mouth.
The trigger is pulled, killing him instantly in a shower of gore.
"…"
Gaige and Tina both slowly look over to me.
"What the fuck, David? That was so fucking brutal."
"Badass!" Tina cheers.
"Look, there's some subjects you don't touch around me or I'll snap like a twig." I shrug. "If I didn't kill them, it'd be Lilith when she busts in here and melts the flesh off their bones for being stupid enough to cause problems here."
Now that I look over the group of people whomst I didn't kill, I notice a red light blinking around the Spartan girl's neck.
She has on some form of metal collar, and from what I know about pandora, that's probably a bomb.
A beep echoes out, then another, then another as she wraps her hands around the metal with wide eyes.
I stop time, walk forwards, and break the collar free in an instant, I calmly turn around, walk towards the open garage door, and step outside.
I fly up thirty feet, then promptly toss the collar as hard as I can, it moves for about ten feet before freezing completely.
I let out a low hum and lower myself to the ground, slowly walking back to where I was before.
Time resumes as I cross my arms.
The woman in front of me realizes the collar is gone right about now.
"So." I state slowly as I look at my nails boredly. "You are that assassin that Lilith was throwing a hissy fit about."
Her eyes narrow suddenly as she takes a cautious step back.
"Oh, don't worry." I scoff. "If I wanted to do something to you, you'd either be dead or wrapped in all of those chains over there."
I gesture to the side where an engine block is hung in the air with several durable looking chains.
There's a loud explosion in the distance, causing the corners of my mouth to turn upwards. "And frankly, I just saved your life."
She takes a cautious step back as I look over to Scooter slowly peering over the edge of a car. "So, Scooter, who the fuck are these guys?"
"These couple of badasses won those bandit races a while back, I fixed their car up real good for them in exchange for them being sponsored by me in their next big race!"
"Neat." I state as my eyes slowly trail to Janey. "Who the fuck is she? When'd you get a person to help you out?"
"ahhh, recently. A couple weeks ago. Small stuff." Scooter waves off.
"I see." I slowly state. "Ah well, I see I'm not needed here anymore."
My eyes slowly stray over to the bowler hat wearing woman now peeking up over a nearby car, and the brown-haired girl beside her, then to the Atlas assassin. "If you cause problems in Sanctuary... I'll kill you myself. If you don't, don't worry about me at all."
"Byeeee~" I wave as I turn and leave, swiftly followed by Gaige and Tina.
I take a calm sip of my drink as I relax into the sofa sat atop the Crimson Raider's headquarters,
Gaige leans on me, her eyes closed and a content smile on her face.
I have an arm around her shoulder, hand gently cupping her chest.
We ditched Tina for the day, or rather, she wanted to go hang out with Angel.
They've strangely gotten closer.
Closer than I'd expect anyways, one's parents being murdered by the other's father after all.
Scooter also built a rocket and left earlier today... I gave him my sword of course, I at the very least knew he died because his hand got stuck. With my Excalibadass, he should at the very least be able to cut off the limb and come back alive.
"So." Gaige hums as she rubs her face on my shoulder.
"Hn?" I hum as I look down at her.
Her smile grows. "You know that bitch Marcie? And how she stole my idea for a robot during the science fair?"
"yeah?" I nod.
"Well it looks like her father- who's funds are slowly being mysteriously drained by the way- has been trying to make updates to the design so he could sell it. To put it into context, version one could float like death trap, plus could shoot lasers out of its palms, howeeever, if it floated for more than five minutes it overheated, and if it shot more than thrice it overheated."
"At this point, why not just buy a run of the mill loader bot?" I ask with a slow blink.
"That's what I'm thinking!" The girl huffs with amusement. "Like really! The dude's spending billions in R-n-D and Hyperion made better for cheaper YEARS ago! His most recent update, while slightly better, can still barely fly for thirty minutes before it needs to sit down somewhere! Thirty minutes! DT can literally float forever! Provided he's not in combat of course."
"Does DT overheat?" I ask.
"Psssshh" she waves off. "Of course not!"
She suddenly scratches her chin. "Actually, his battery life is the biggest problem he has. He never overheats, because he runs out of power in a couple of minutes of wasteful laser blasts."
The girl lets out a quiet 'Hmph' "He can still shoot more in those three minutes than these knockoffs can in an hour!"
"You got sidetracked a little." I cut in.
"Hm?" She hums. "Oh. Right. Anyways, he's been working on upgrading his robot, right? Spending quite a bit on it and all that, buuuuut it looks like his schematics have gone missing. Oh well, what a shame."
*Srnk-* I let out a small snort. "Oh, man, giving a technological genius a technopathy ability was a mistake, you're now making it everyone else's problem, eh?"
"You know it." She smirks as she shifts her grip on me and pulls me closer. "Holloway enterprises have had soooo many data breaches recently, I wonder why? Mn. Oh well. It's really cutting into their profits. They'd better figure out how to fix it soon, or mayhaps Marcy's rich bitch dad won't be a quadrillionaire anymore!"
"Oh!" She grins suddenly. "Speaking of cutting into the rich's profits, guess who just had their bounty erased this morning? Or rather, bounties claimed."
"You?" I ask with a small smile.
"You're a third right." She winks as she sits up and kisses me on the cheek. "You, Tina, and myself are all home free!"
"Because we're dead?" I blink slowly.
"Uh, yeah. Sort of." The red head nods.
"Nice." I smile. "You thinking about returning home?"
"Maaaaaybe." She smiles. "I won't be going alone, though, will I?"
"Nope." I state with a small head shake as I match her smile. "You've still got to introduce me to your dad."
Her smile falls briefly. "Oh, right. My dad."
Her shoulders slump slightly. "I heard he was arrested on completely bogus claims, I'm pulling all of the strings I can with Phase Shift, but it's sort of... difficult."
A frown appears on my face as I gentle rub her shoulder. "You wanna go and bust him out?"
A smile crosses her face. "I'd like that."
"Well, let's go, then." I grin. "Nothing's stopping us. Let's just hop on the next space ship we see and take a ride over to Eden five!"
"Hn, alright! That sounds awesome!" The girl agrees. "We'll bust my dad out of prison, I'll scramble some echo devices and security cameras, then we can drop off the grid!"
"Live a nice quiet life?" I ask with a small smile
"Live a nice quiet life." She agrees with a slow nod. "At least until the next intergalactic foe starts causing trouble."
"Yeaaah." I scoff. "I bet we'd get like... three years at best. Oh! And I'm betting it's going to be a siren. I called that ages ago and I'm sticking with my gut."
"You want it to be a siren so you can eat her powers... don't you?" The siren to my left slowly asks.
"Uhhh yeah, pretty much." I smirk. "So, who do you think it'll be, Gaige?"
"Hn?" She hums. "Oh, well... let's see... a robot maybe? I don't think there have been many 'big bads' who are robots."
"You just want it to be a robot so you can easily hack it." I snort.
"Maaaaaybe." She replies with a slightly mischievous grin.
She rests her head against my own as we fall into a comfortable silence for a good twenty seconds. "I bet my dad is going to like you."
"Let's hope he doesn't try to threaten me for tainting his daughter's lips, hn?"
"Oh, he's a little crazy, crazy enough to send a burning golf cart thought the side of a school building crazy, but not 'stab any of my potential boyfriends' crazy."
She lets out a low hum as she seems to recall something. "He might try to spook you a little, though... maybe pull a gun on you to see if you're loyal to me."
She looks dead ahead, across sanctuary with a sad smile as she closes her eyes, perhaps thinking about better times.
'I should probably try to distract her.'
"Sooooo." I slowly begin "Since Tina is preoccupied, I was thinking that maybe we could sneak off-"
Gaige's eyes crack open as an impish smirk works its way across her face. "Advance to the next step of our relationship?"
"Uh, yeah, sort of. Not the exact words I was planning on using, but yeah." I nod.
"Sure." She shrugs.
"Wait, really?!" I blink with wide eyes.
She squirms slightly in her seat as she gives me a slightly embarrassed look. "Uh, yeah, I've also sort of... maybe... wanted to do stuff like that... I'm going to kill your enthusiasm a little bit though. No sex. Not yet. But there's still a lot of fun intimate stuff we could do without going all the waaaaaaaa-"
Her voice dies out as she freezes.
I blink slowly, her eyes are wide open, she is frozen in shock, staring up into the sky.
I follow her line of sight to see what she is staring at.
"Oh." I whisper, my voice barely making any noise at all. "Oh shit."
In the distance, a large H shaped space station is clashing with Pandora skyline, it is surrounded by a ball of fire as it enters the planet atmosphere.
"…"
"LILITH!" I shout as I leap to my feet. "OH, MY FUCKING GOD! GET UP HERE! THE HYPERION SPACE STATION IS FALLING FROM THE DAMNED SKY!"
There is a flash of purple as Lilith appears to my left, she looks around swiftly, eventually locking onto the large H in the sky.
"Oh shit." She curses with a blank stare.
Luckily, it's not heading for Sanctuary, but it'll land fairly close.
"Hey." I weakly begin. "Lilith... can you teleport us over after it smashes into the ground? We might be able to find some cool shit over there."
The red haired siren- who isn't my girlfriend- rubs a hand across her face and lets out a long sigh. "Four long Pandoran days of peace... honestly, that's about as much as I could ask for."
"That's about a month." I note. "the fact you can get any peace at all on pandora is frankly a treasure in and of itself."
"Right, right" Lilith agrees as we watch the Hyperion space station steadily drift downwards.
I take a sip of my drink as the space station finally stops burning and steadily inches downwards.
Gaige wordlessly pulls out her echo device and begins recording.
I flop back down onto the sofa and sling an arm around Gaige's shoulders, the H eventually crashes into the ground in the distance, there's a silent explosion, and in the next a wave of force hits us, blowing our hair back as a crackling boom reaches our ears. For the next couple of seconds, my ears ring, and judging from Gaige's and Lilith's grimace, they are fairing about the same.
"…"
"Oh my god." I whisper with wide eyes. "Scooter was on that."
"WHAT?!" Lilith shrieks.
She whirls around, grabbing Gaige and I, then teleports us both away.
We reappear in the rubble, Lillith immediately scanning the area, fire is absolutely everywhere as shredded metal peppers the ground.
I catch a large piece before it smacks Gaige in the forehead, she has a shield, so it wouldn't have done any damage, but it's the thought that counts.
"Gaige!" Lilith snaps. "Scan for his echo device. I'll be right back, I'm going to grab several medi-vials from Sanctuary."
"Right." The girl nods.
"David. You protect her."
"So, basically the thing I'll always be doing?" I ask.
Lilith doesn't dignify that with a response as she disappears with a purple flash.
I calmly walk around Gaige in a close circle, looking around slowly.
'hn. This place is pretty banged up.' I mentally note.
"I've got something!" Gaige abruptly shouts as Lilith reappears.
Gaige turns and rushes off, quickly followed by Lilith and myself, a piece of metal creaks ominously over her head and with a crack it falls downwards, I leap up and kick it off course before it can reach her then land beside her as she doesn't even slightly falter in her jog.
It feels nice that she trusts me this deeply.
We eventually come to a large piece of metal bent and imbedded in the ground, we see a dusty man half buried under it, a pained expression on his face. His hat is long since missing.
'oh good, he's alive.'
"He's alive!" Lilith matches my enthusiasm.
"You know the deal, Lilith, I lift, you jab him before he dies of blood loss- and or shock." I state as I walk over to the metal.
"Three. Two. One."
I heave the metal off him and Lilith jabs him with the medi-vial, then does it twice more.
Now that I can see him, the Excalibadass is clutched in his hand in its sword form, his clothes are bloody, he is breathing heavily, however, the most noticeable thing is his missing arm and the fact that one of his legs is missing absolutely everything below the knee.
"Shit." Lilith curses lowly.
"Heeeey Lilith." The hillbilly weakly states. "That hurt more than a-"
He hisses through his teeth suddenly, cutting off his metaphor
"Actually, I think I'm just gonna take a nap n-"
I reach down and promptly regrow his arm and leg with a deadpan expression.
"Oh." He states. "I guess I'm good then."
He sits up. "Allllriiiiight lets get this show on the road you sum' bitches! I'm rearin' to go!"
That's when the giant rock monster punches the giant robot through a nearby metal wall.
We all react in a completely reasonable manner.
"HOLY SHIT!"
"ANOTHER VAULT MONSTER?!"
"Oh damn, looks like it's dinner time."
"Aaaaah shit."
Hiya! It's been a while! Happy thanksgiving to all of those who celebrate it! I thought I'd just get back to this and finish up this chapter for all of you really fast!
I hope you enjoyed it!
Gaige and David spend some alone time while Tina is being Tina in close proximity.
Plus the Traveler finally showed up! Along with the cast of Tales. That's nice.
Guest Reviews:
Guest 001 and to all the guest reviews who wanted B&B RWBY: I've decided against it... for now... I may come back to it later in its very own side story, who knows! But I
Distinctive Name: Yeah, he absorbed them off camera.
Guestyperson: Commander Lilith may happen, but it certainly won't be called 'Commander Lilith'
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