Zavvox
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Mhm, there we go! They better remove random crits or else I'm going to stab someone. Hard.
Well, I still have like 23 hours to stay awake… Huh, I don't think I've observed my own current allies since the stats were changed again… I probably should.
Grabbing the phone that the league lent me, I silently ponder on why the battery on it is 100%... That also reminds me, I haven't used observe on this phone yet.
[Phone - a standard phone. This phone is being spied on.]
Yep, exactly what I thought. Still no idea how it never runs out of battery… Maybe my inventory acts like some kind of charger? I have no idea how that would work though…
Ignoring the question, I made a call to Kurogiri… And for some reason, he answers even though it's late at night and I was subconsciously expecting no answer.
"Yes?" Kurogiri's voice came out of the phone.
"Teleport me to your base. I wish to speak of the future." I said, somewhat just winging it.
The call is cut and I'm now expecting something…
Any moment now… Ah, there he is. Well, I'll just walk into him and hope for the best.
Akiya
So… The entrance exam is in a few hours… like, this morning. I should have full health by then, but I don't expect the exams to be too hard...
Alright, now that part is over… Zavvox.
...Do I just have to rely on other people fighting him? I mean, he is on extreme… Well, if All Might shows up, I don't think he could do much about it… Ah, but that feels like I'm going to break a rule or something…
Well, his evolution master trait does kind of imply he's going to have an army… Ah, right, from the patch notes, spawn minions was a level… 30? Ability. He's level 21 right now, so that's about 9 levels I can get to before being overrun by whatever he makes.
...Which means I need to find his real body, and then kill it, before he gets 9 levels.
...Ah, damn it… How do I do that?!
Zavvox
I'm about to completely wing this conversation. Is that a good idea? Probably not. I only have vague guidelines on what I'm going to be talking about.
"Ah," Kurogiri starts, "Welcome back, Zavvox."
Kurogiri
Level 75
Quirk: Warp Gate
Hp: 20,000
Notable stats:
Dex: 180
Int: 150
Cha: 160
Well… I don't know if those stats really mean anything anymore, considering how far I've been fighting above my weight class. I don't see Shigaraki anywhere…
"Yes, I've been meaning to ask you about your long term plans and how it will… interact with mine." I said. What long term plans was I talking about? I don't know, killing Akiya and having a fun time somewhere else, maybe?
Kurogiri nods, "Very well, unfortunately, Sensei is a bit… Preoccupied currently. Will my explanations suffice?"
Preoccupied? Is he… Asleep? Uh, "Very well." I nodded, I probably shouldn't think about it too hard…
Kurogiri begins his explanation, "Our long term plans are simply to control Japan, or turn it into dust. Of course, that isn't all, but that is the basic gist. Our closer plan currently is to break into U.A, the hero school, and find a way to kill the symbol of peace, All Might, who is going to work there in the next school year."
I nodded, that seemed very basic. I think I can work with this…
"I see. Then that shall easily fit with my own plans. It is irrelevant whether this world survives or not. I hold no attachment to it." I said, all of it completely coming out of nowhere. Should I just say I need to kill some school girl? Probably not, huh…
Unfortunately, Kurogiri just has to ask, "If you may, what are your long term plans?"
Shit, alright, uh… "I have found most of my powers locked within a girl I've found earlier. I do not have the slightest clue why that girl has my powers, but I know how to gain it back. I simply must kill her."
Kurogiri tilts his head, "Well, that is quite odd. What will you do when you have your full powers?"
...Uh… "I shall… Head back to my throne above all you petty mortals as the god of all worlds."
Alright, I may or may not have made that up on the spot. I don't even know if that's a possible thing…
Kurogiri simply stares at me, "Of course. Of course…"
Why do I feel like I'm being judged?!
"In that case," Kurogiri continues, "I wish you luck. Would you like a teleport back to your cell?"
Uh… I think I want to go to where my zerg are, actually…
"I wish to see my zerg that I gave you." I said.
"Unfortunately, we have not used it yet." Kurogiri blatantly lies to my face.
It's somewhat insulting that they don't think that I know where my zerg are…
"You lie." I said.
Kurogiri shrugs, "Well, you do claim to be some kind of god. It would be a shame if you did not know where your creatures were."
And he then makes a portal… I guess that's the portal to my zerg?
Well, I guess I'll enter… This better not be a trap.
Ooh, this place looks nice. Big zerg hatcheries all around this hill area, a ton of other zerg buildings, and my corruption covering the ground.
Kurogiri, unfortunately, seemed to have left me here, but that's alright. Let's see here, my body is… Actually somewhat kind of near. I think I'm about 4 or 5 cities away from it. That's awfully convenient.
"My king…" A zerg sounding voice calls out to me.
Oh, that's a queen… That looks pretty cool, it's even surrounded by zerglings, roaches, and banelings, all looking different than they usually are. I wonder what they do…
"Ah, you are…" I started.
System updated.
Title - All my homies hate rogues.
"Wait," I said, "Give me a moment." I need to read this.
All my homies hate rogues. Fuck rogues - Skryb
Oh, I pray for those poor rogues who might've been changed by Skryb the gamebreaker himself.
General [Modifiers, Quests.]
Classes [Rogues]
Species [Old Gods, Slimes, Doppelgangers, Braineaters, Fairies.]
Worlds [My Hero Academia, Dragon Ball, Skyrim, Splatoon, Sonic, general]
...Eh? Wait, my hero? I'm in that world! Wait, firstly, are the modifier changes any of my problem?
Modifier 'Evolution Master' description is changed to "Allows your minions to spawn 3 times as quickly and able to quickly change their forms drastically to fit their situation. Spawn minion ability costs nothing to use. Spawn minion ability can now let you alter already existing minions."
Quests should now appear more frequently. C'mon bro, we've been trying to fix the questing issues for like a day now please work. - Crowned
My evolution master modifier got a buff! Celebration! Wait, then my species?
Old God's burrow ability can now be used inside of the prison in the imprisoned modifier.
Old God's unburrowed size will now slowly increase after level 20.
Well… I guess that means I need to really shoot for strength faster? It would be really inconvenient if I just couldn't move… Well, I should do that later. Probably burrow tonight, actually.
Well, world changes for my hero?
Slightly decreased power of All Might and All for One.
Sure, it was accurate, but it's kind of bad if you literally couldn't go out because of the threat of some super powerful guy going to clap you in a second if he sees your face. - Perri
Moved Deika City closer to the central canon area.
Central canon area is a term we made up a few minutes ago, by the way. It refers to the main place where most of the canon plot takes place. - Skytoss
Increased power of class 1-A U.A students.
Adjusted infamy gain for killing heroes.
Heroes will now actively start hunting for villains who exceed infamy level 70
I swear, all of the damn character behaviors are broken. - Aodare
Everyone will gain subconscious memories of "Skipped Days" where some days are being skipped to get to more plot important days faster.
...Huh. I have no idea what Deika City is… Wait, what the heck is my infamy level anyway? I haven't checked that in a while.
Infamy: 102
...Shit.
Well, I guess I won't be able to casually walk into a city and start killing heroes now… Wait, how am I going to get experience then? Contracts? What are my current contracts anyways?
Puppet Strings [Paradise]
Have someone under your direct control, whether it be voluntary or otherwise [0/1]
Having a loyal henchman is almost as important as being on a team. So make someone bend to your will.
Reward: 40,000 experience. 1 gacha token.
Joy of Destruction [Skryb]
Kill 25 heroes that are at a higher level than you [8/25]
Skryb wants you to go out and cause destruction and suffering to the world. You know, the usual.
Rewards: 45,000 experience, 3 gacha tokens.
I have a feeling that nobody here likes me. Such a shame that I can effectively fight them all and win so they have to put up with me. Clowns.
Staying Up [Paradise]
Stay awake for 24 straight hours. [1/24]
There's always a situation where someone needs to stay up 24 hours, most are not prepared, so why not prepare?
Reward: 1 gacha token.
You would be surprised how many people sleep every night despite not needing it due to gamer's body.
I think the experience I'm getting is higher than before… Actually, a lot higher. Also, I'm dumping the henchman contract, I don't think I can do that.
Contract: Puppet Strings abandoned.
Alright, so, I need an easier contract… Let's see here… Well, what are my options?
Wings Of A Bird [Skytoss]
Fly for 1 consecutive hour.
Remove the fear of flight and spread your wings.
Reward: 15,000 experience.
Not even enough for a level up…
Financial Pain [Lurviz]
Break $100,000 worth of things.
Breaking things is satisfying. Causing people's wallet to suffer is even more satisfying. Combine them and you'll have one of the most satisfying things.
Reward: 2 gacha tokens, 30,000 experience.
That sounds good. $100,000 shouldn't be that hard… Glass costs a fortune, right? I can probably do that tonight if I tried, easy.
Contract accepted: Financial Pain.
Nice. Uh, now I think I'm forgetting something…
"My king?"
Ah, right. The zerg.
"I am finished now. Speak." I said to the small group bowing their heads to me.
"We have nothing to tell you, my king. Why do you grace us with your presence?" The head queen or something asked.
Good question, I just felt like coming here… Will they accept an answer like that though? Probably, I hope. Otherwise I got bad minions.
"I simply came here to waste time. How is your progression going?" I told them, hoping this wouldn't bite me back in the ass one day.
Fortunately, it looked like they didn't care, "We've covered most of the area, however, we've been warned to not go past a certain point. Additionally, we've felt some strange presence and now we're able to transform more drastically than before… Was that your boundless power washing over us when you graced us with your presence?"
...Is that how they feel when patch notes change them? Not going to lie, that sounds pretty cool… I should just say yes.
"Ah, yes, that was my doing… How many zerg are there under my command?" I asked.
The queen answered a surprising amount, "about 4000. 2000 zerglings, 1000 banelings, and 1000 roaches, with a few queens and drones roaming about."
Ooh... "Are most of them underground?" I asked, hoping they said yes.
"Yes"
Ooooh, I think I can use this…
So, I gave them my idea, "Go create an extensive underground network of tunnels connecting every single city to your zerg and my prison. It will become extremely useful in the far future."
They all nodded, "It shall be done."
Top 10 workers. If they weren't limited to only tier 1 units, I might've kept them around longer than until I got my spawn minion ability and can just create new zerg myself…
Well, I don't need to tell them I intend to replace them later, right? Well, I guess that's the worst case scenario… With the new evolution master buff, I might just be able to remove that tier 1 restriction from them.
Eh, I'll put that thought into the future. For now, I'll just do the whole burrowing thing and break a shit ton of glass to do property damage…
[Burrow - forcibly burrows into the planet, merging it with you. When burrowed, your old god form's health increases by 200%. Corruption will spread much farther and faster.]
Hm… Yeah, I don't see this going wrong at all.
Burrow activated.
In a moment's notice my body starts to… sink in the ground?
This doesn't look like burrowing… This just feels like I'm getting my Y coordinate pushed down.
Soon enough, I was into the ground with my backside underground and my upper half of the body looking like I was a baby in a crib, with half my body above the little stool things kids have, with the bottom half of my body not being visible.
I don't know what those are called…
You have burrowed into the world.
Hp: 40,000 to 120,000
You have gained skills: Unburrow.
You have gained perk: Creeping insanity, Unrivalled intellect, Cursed blood
New abilities? Huh, alright, show me.
[Unburrow - unburrows you from the planet, reverting your health back to its regular form. Depending on how much of the planet is corrupted and the method you unburrow, this may cause extensive harm to the area around you.]
[Creeping insanity - Being close to your true form will cause people around you to start going insane. (Note: Slightly diminished by 5th rate manipulator)]
[Unrivalled intellect - you will gain 1 Int and 1 Wis for every level you have (+21 Int and Wis)]
[Cursed blood - Those who are near your blood will start hearing violent whispers inside their head. Those who touch your blood in any form will start feeling the urge to do violent actions. Those who drink your blood will have the urge to serve under you for all eternity. Can affect both dead and alive beings. (Note: Slightly diminished by 5th rate manipulator)]
Ooh, that's some good shit… Why is this locked behind my burrow ability? Is this some sort of rite of passage or something to become an actual old god? Do I lose all of it if I unburrow?
...Well, I'll just not think about it, then. If it makes me stronger, I'll take it. So… My thinking stats?
Int: 10 to 31 [62/248]
Wis: 10 to 31 [62/248 [Mp: 4650/24,800]
46- Wait a minute.
Sp: 4,500
Why do I have more mana than stamina in my mortal form?! Developers, fix your stupid game!
...Ignoring that, the other perks are alright… How would my blood go out and curse anyone though? And I think only Kurogiri would be even slightly affected by my creeping insanity perk...
...Can I cut myself to leak out blood? Or like, just turn off that "combat shield" I have? Wait, does that perk also work on my mortal form? Can I trick someone… Like, say, Toga, to drink my blood and snatch away Akiya's one and only ally?
Things to look out for later.
Turning my attention away from my original form, I turn back to the zerg, realizing a rookie mistake.
They were completely left out in the open.
While I did somewhat trust All for One enough to not put them in a super obvious place… I really did not believe in the long-term survival of this place. Literally anyone looking here would see the massive amounts of zerg here, who would undoubtedly multiply in numbers very soon.
So, I mentally commanded my zerg to find a way to make those hatcheries underground and remove the ones on the surface or to just try and disguise the hatcheries outside as something "natural"
They said they could do it, and with evolution master, I really hope they do, since I really don't want those guys to be wiped out soon.
I also tried to take a drone into my inventory, which, to my great disappointment, didn't work. So I ended up just telling 5 drones to try and make it to Alrodar as best as possible.
Now… About breaking $100,000 worth of glass…
Manual
Ah, what a nice relaxing night in Hosu! The night sky is great, there's no crime around, and a lot of people here are nice and friendly!
There's absolutely nothing that could go wrong right now!
*CRACK*
There's something going wrong right now!
Zavvox
Windows are unsurprisingly, extremely easy to break. And in a big city like this, there's a bunch of glass to be found here… It's just that, I really hope there's $100,000 worth of glass here. Maybe in the worst case scenario, I'll break a car or something and it'll work out just fine…
...Actually, the contract only dictates I break enough things to equal that value… So if I find a few cars, that basically finishes my contract.
Now, if only I had thought of that before breaking glass…
"Stop right there, Ant!" Some nameless hero who came immediately shouted at me.
God, can't they at the very least know my name? "My name… Is Zavvox."
Kriller
Hero
Level 39
Quirk: Shrimp
Hp: 15,000
Notable stats:
None.
This… was a disappointment. I thought Hosu was a slightly important city...
If all the heroes here can be taken out in a quick 10 hits, then why even send them? Is this really an extreme difficulty?
...Maybe the nameless guys on the other difficulties are like 5 hits or something…
Well, bracing myself for a good night of murdering morons, I mentally get ready to beat the shit out of a lot of heroes.
And also a good amount of property damage while we're here, of course.
Manual
Why was the fight so far away?!
I mean, the other heroes on night duty tonight should've probably-
Oh.
Is that… Their bodies on the floor? Surrounded by a lot of broken debris?
...Maybe I should've taken the day off.
Zavvox
Manual
Hero
Level 55
Quirk: Water
Hp: 25,000
Notable stats:
Int: 95
You know… I'm noticing a distinct lack of health diversity between my enemies. Toga was like 30,000, and this random named hero who appeared once in the show has 25,000?
...Well, if they want to make this easier for me, I don't really mind, I guess.
I pointed Grasscutter at Manual, enjoying the whole villain thing I've created, letting him try to stand firm against me.
"You aren't going past me, Ant!" Manual shouted at me.
...Ant? "How many times… Must I remind people… That I am Zavvox?"
Immediately charging at Manual, the normal hero's stand was valiant, but ultimately useless.
A couple of minutes later, a few slashed cars, a lot of broken glass, and bodies of a few heroes on the floor dead was all that remained of tonight's battle.
Contract: Financial Pain completed.
Contract: Joy of Destruction [14/25]
Reward: 43,000 experience. 2 gacha tokens.
You have leveled up 1x [21 to 22] [27,783/30,270]
You have 10 stat points.
Wow… Outstanding, really… All that work for a single level up.
Str: 120 to 130 [260/1,040]
Really, I'm so surprised.
...Hey, wait a minute, why do I have 3 gacha tokens? I thought I- Oh, did I… Not use the token from when I completed the quest where I observed All for One?
That's… A tad bit embarrassing. Well, no time like the present.
[Random Modifier Token - Mythic - Gives you an extra random modifier from one of your existing modifier types [Ex: warrior, old god].]
[Deathbringer Polearm - Epic - A black and red polearm used for killing people in brutal ways. Deals 3*Str damage]
[Spellstone [Decay] - Uncommon - When the spellstone is activated, it will decay everything in a 5 meter radius around it.]
...Random modifier token?
Don't gamble… Don't gamble… Zavvox, you're stronger than this… Don't gamble… You're perfectly good right now, don't add another random element to this…
...I'm gambling it.
[Hype Train - Warrior - Every time you kill someone, you gain a 2% buff to all your stats for 15 seconds. This effect can stack up to 50 times for up to a 100% buff for 300 seconds.]
Oh… Woah, it paid off big. I didn't expect that…
Wait, what am I talking about? It was a mythic item, of course it would've been good! If it wasn't, I would've sent a complaint to the developers!
...Well, I guess I need a new contract and a new way to spend the next… Let's see… 22 hours awake.
Shit.
Omake
Intinit
Sonic was cool and all… But there's absolutely jack shit to do!
God, he just wanted to get out of green hill zone…
...Wait, is that… An ocean?
Oh my god, I've finally found something not green! This is the greatest day of my life!
Now, how do I somehow get away with saying "Zavvox did absolutely nothing for the next few days" until the next slightly important plot moment happens? I have not the slightest clue.
Maybe I should stop just writing a quick chapter everyday to spend my time and actually think about some things…
Also, am I just writing garbage too fast for people to review my shit? I'm feeling kind of self conscious about when I'm writing these chapters now lmao.
Well, my writing style has always been to just throw shit at a wall until something looks interesting enough to work kind of with my 2nd grade writing skills.
Give me reviews for ideas, because in terms of ideas, I have no ideas. Or like, anything else really.
Mostly ideas for right now, because while some post-game things are nice, I'm like 5000 miles away from that.
[Also, I did just update the chapter like 10 hours after I first uploaded it today because I felt like I didn't write enough.]