Hey all! I've been around writing fanfic since about 2003...I started with Labyrinth, and moved onto Harry Potter; mostly I am into Tom/Hermione, Snape/Hermione and Viktor/Hermione pairings. I also have dabbled in Walking Dead Fanfic (one of these days, I WILL finish it!) with the Daryl/Carol pairing, and most recently, Fifty Shades.

For those of you who may have stumbled across one or more of my stories, and are wondering "What the Hell is Tomione?" Well, let me enlighten you. Tomione, is the Tom Riddle/Hermione pairing in the world of Harry Potter Fanfic. I know, I know, Tom Riddle is a psycho nut-job hell bent on murder and destruction of people EXACTLY like Hermione...but, I think in a weird twisted way, had circumstances and the time-space continuum been different, they would have made a great couple. Think about it; Tom is (well, was before he resurrected himself) super intelligent...kind of like Hermione. He is extremely powerful (magically), which is alluring, not to mention that he is described in the books as having been extremely handsome in his youth (again, before being resurrected into a snake-faced monstrosity.) There is also the good girl-bad boy thing, which is impossible to resist. I mean, if I wanted bore myself to death, I could find stories about her hooking up with Neville...*shudder*.

Many of the Tomione stories out there are redemption type stories, where Hermione uses the time turner to go back in time to *fill in the blank*(save James and Lily? Kill Tom Riddle before be can become Voldemort?) but instead develops this love/hate angsty drama-filled relationship with a boy who never learned how to love. Or, sometimes, there are dark Tomione stories, where he corrupts her and brings out the darkness already within her. And then there are the AU's, which I also LOVE, LOVE, LOVE. This is when the characters are taken completely out of the context of the magical world (usually) and placed in some other situation (i.e., Muggle boarding school, University, or in my case, making Voldemort the frontman of an Industrial rock band with legions of fans known as "Death Eaters")... Either way, if any of this sounds remotely intriguing to you, then I highly recommend checking out my "Tomione and Volmione" one shot collection - these are all individual complete short stories (8 in all) that are all Tomione or Volmione based (yup, Voldemort/Hermione) pairing. If you like those, then I challenge you to read even more. Mark my words, you'll be hooked...branded...enslaved.

I tend to write a lot of humor in my fics, because personally, I find them so much more enjoyable that way, then constant angst and misery; so if you find laughing offensive, I may not be the author for you. Also - I tend to write a lot of AU or crack fics, meaning that I like to put characters in ridiculous situations they would otherwise probably never find themselves in, and watch what happens. It's actually a really fun way to write, because aside form that, I also write free form, which means that I start with a single interaction or idea, and I literally sit down and write as it comes into my head. I very rarely make outlines, and if you were to ask me what is going to happen in any given story that I'm writing, most likely, I'd be just as clueless as you are...finding out as I write it.

I LOVE getting feedback from you all, so if you are reading something I wrote and you like it, let me know!

I will say, I have no problem with constructive criticism, however, if you don't like a pairing I am writing about, it makes no sense to review just to tell me how ridiculous it is...I mean, why would you be reading that pairing, if you don't think it works, right? Also - Telling me that a fic in which Hermione queefs in front of the Dark Lord isn't canon, is obviously a waste of your time. To that I say, No shit Sherlock! So please...if you have questions about the direction of a story, or something doesn't make sense, or maybe I completely made a glaring error, feel free to let me know...otherwise, keep those flames to yourself :)

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*I say this just in case FF decides to give me the boot because of my smutty ways*