The adverse effects of unknowingly imbibing Babbling Beverage while intoxicated include the urge to chatter incessantly, dizziness, short-term memory loss, and spilling your secrets to a fake version of Draco Malfoy.

After a botched potion explodes on Harry, he has to deal with the not so pleasant side effects. Veritiserum is supposed to make you tell the truth, but for Harry it’s just the opposite.

When gaggles of women start flooding his shop on their lunch hours just to gawk at his sexy husband, Aziraphale begins to succumb to the new doubts and fears that come as a result of going native. Luckily, Crowley has a cure for that. Aziraphale x Crowley

In which Crowley argues with God, because Aziraphale is dying and some things are worth the risk. Crowley/Aziraphale. Rated T for language. Written for the monthly oneshot contest at Caesar's Palace.

ACTUAL TITLE WITHIN THE STORY. Crowley hates when Aziraphale is upset. He hates it so much, that he is willing to go against his demonic nature to help the angel feel better. Or, five times that Crowley comforts Aziraphale, and one time Aziraphale comforts Crowley. Aziraphale/Crowley at the end. Hurt/Comfort, angst, fluff, so much fluff, a bit of romance. Rated T.

Aziraphale tries to murder him on a Wednesday. In which an angel makes a proposition and a demon silently panics. Just my take on two idiots in love. M/M

Harry has lots of rules regarding relationships, will Draco be the exception to the rules? Warnings: Slight mentions of sex, swearing, manipulative behavior

Wade has more money (and time) than he knows what to do with, so when Weasel opens a strip joint it's only natural for him to check out the place. Watching Bambi perform is just an added bonus - and a good reason to stick around. EXOTIC DANCER AU

Back for their eighth year, Neville knows exactly what he's doing with his life, following his passion and studying Herbology. But what does Harry have to focus on? One-Shot.

A terrible storm hits Moomin valley and as everyone is taking refuge in Moomin house, Snufkin grows tired and falls asleep. As it turns out he falls asleep on Moomin and cuteness ensues. Just another fluffy story before bed.

John gets shot.

An afternoon out at a Christmas fair leads Sherlock to asking a simple question. "John, are we dating?"

Harry and Draco both return to Hogwarts for their Eigth Year despite being completely alone. With no one else to turn to, and an entire student body to try to escape from, is it really so surprising that they'd end up seeking each other out? Even the expected normalcy can change into something unexpected. Eighth Year, post-war, DH compliant, Soulmate!AU, no dialogue, COMPLETE

John has spent decades looking for his soulmate. He doesn't know anything about them, except that they clearly need to be punched in the face for not wanting to follow the accepted social convention of introducing themselves properly by name. Stupid mysterious first words. His Determinist soulmate must be a bloody moron. Johnlock, AU: soulmates, soul marks, first words.

Sherlock didn't know how to do it. Sherlock had no idea how to do it, and he was not, by any means, used to that particular feeling. It irritated him to no end. No, it infuriated him to no end, because Sherlock Holmes was not clueless. Except, apparently, when it came to proposing.

Deadpool meets Peter Parker, the cute guy who saw his face and smiled.

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

It's just Draco's luck to own an owl that's in love with Potter's owl treats. When Potter invites Draco's owl to be a taste-tester, Draco accepts. For the sake of his beloved owl, of course, not to rekindle that spark of attraction during their eighth year. Or because of how bloody fit Potter is. HP/DM. Complete.

Goblet of Fire AU: The change in their relationship happens during 4th year, when an exhausted and dateless Harry groans out the important question, "Why can't we just go together?" - Pure Harry/Ron fluff for a 5 AU Headcanons prompt.

Peter meets Wade in high school and their friendship soon turns into sweet teenage romance. Then things take a very wrong turn and it seems that their ways part - until the day Spider-Man meets the infamous merc, Deadpool. angst, fluff, Spideypool

Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.

As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!

Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.

Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John

and One Time He Did Something About It. John/Sherlock.

Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.

John gets jealous. Sherlock doesn't. Yeah right.

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.

Holmes and Watson must share a bed during a case, but once they get back to Baker Street, they find themselves unable to sleep alone. Fluff. Holmes/Watson.

Whatever this is, Mycroft is convinced he caught it from his brother. Mestrade, aka Mycroft/Lestrade. MUMFORDVERSE.

When Arthur finds out his father is making an alliance with the magical barbarians in the forest, he refuses to marry any of the daughters of Lord Balinor Emrys. But somehow he can't stay away from Balinor's only son, the ethereal Merlin.

It was Wolfsbane Night, and Lupin was naked and wasn't letting Severus go *anywhere.* / Shameless smut, RL/SS, reluctant!sex.

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete. Edited version over on AO3 as of 2021.

Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.