I cannot move a single muscle as I stare at the piece of cloth hanging on the wall right across from my crib. A sheet with an all too familiar symbol stitched smack in the middle of it, its red and white coloring in a stark contrast against the dark blue surrounding it. I'm an Uchiha now. How is this even my life? Rated M for violence.

Okay, I'll admit seeing my new dad's Hitai-ate was a massive kick in the (thankfully metaphorical) balls. Sorry, but I don't kill people! AKA an SI/OC fic where the girl is more concerned with the alarming lack of pastries...and appropriate female role models...and adopting misfits and cinnamon rolls...err, oops? At least, I get to troll people!

A handbook for the (un)fortunate. Results may vary. (SI-OC) Tom Riddle/SI-OC.

Bai Yu An is an albino who transfers to XXX University. For some reason, all girls squee at the sight of him, and people seem to think he is some sort of 'prince'...

Unwanted. Overlooked. Ignored. She grew in her brothers' shadows unchecked—and when they finally noticed, she'd become wild and unstoppable as a weed. (SI OC fic; Moved to AO3)

So were the days of her lives. It was hard eking out a living in the harshest environments. Between the cost of an apartment and the buzzards circling over head, Lien had gotten used to trouble before and after her death. The worst of it comes when her cousin steals a flying buffalo. OC reincarnation. You know the drill.

"When all hell breaks loose, you've kind of gotta break loose too," she mused. — By their looks, they thought her an idiot, probably. They might've been right. But she was right too. She knew by experience. Semi-SI/OC.

Shizuo hasn't had a good drink in years; he decides it's high time to do so - and maybe troll Izaya to hell and back while doing it. In which Shizuo pretends to be 'Kanra-chan's boyfriend' while a crossdressing Izaya is in the middle of a job. For the DRRR Kinkmeme.

You know about those stories where real-world readers get dumped into their favorite manga/TV show, etc, etc? I envy them. Because not only did I get randomly self-inserted, but I get reincarnated! Tell me unknown force, what did I do to you! It's not like I had died (I hope). And what did I deserve to be this guy? You could have at least kept my gender the same... !Edited!

To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash

Orochimaru and his sons crash-land in Karakura. Soul Society is most definitely not prepared for what's coming.

When I imagined being a witch I imagined magic and flying. I imagined proving to the world that Slytherin and Evil are not synonymous. I imagined love and adventure. But most of all I imagined waking up-eleven years old-on the Hogwarts Express alongside Harry and Ron. So why, pray-tell, am I in a nursery, in 1970? This is not what I imagined! A realistic SI.

The words be careful what you wish for had never rung truer. "Wait... what did she just call my father? Oh, oh god no, anyone but them! Please god no! I'd rather scourgify my own blood then have them for a family! I would take the Malfoys- no, even Voldemort over them! Anyone but...!" SI-OC. Pairings undecided. Not an SI you've read before, according to reviewers.

On a night out at a club, Shizuo meets the enigmatic Kanra. Unfortunately for him, she's not... exactly what she seems.