A/N : So, this is purely dialogue. Just an idea. Also, the song is barely 4 minutes long but the following events, realistically, would take place for longer than that. But oh well, fictional timelines are different ;) So, just go with that.
Also, it's not a very long chapter. Sorry.
What prompted this chapter? - The song is pretty badass and badass songs always go well with the Winchesters. 'Cause they are the best badasses of them all.
The song belongs to Black Caviar and Blackway.
"Well, that went surprisingly well."
"No arguments from me, man."
"Of course, it was just a lame wendigo ..."
"... but when did we ever get a break?"
"Exactly! And we made it out with barely a scratch!"
"..."
"I mean a twisted ankle isn't really a big deal, right?"
"..."
"And all you gotta do is ice that knee and we're good to go."
"Riiight."
"Hey, we've had worse. Know what I'm saying?"
"Dean, we have always had worse."
"Whatever, man. It still went well, though."
"It sure did. Don't look at me like that, I agree with you on occasion."
"Sure you didn't get your memories knocked out of your head when fugly slammed you against the tree?"
"Shut up, McArthritis."
"When your back is blacker than your favourite Metallica shirt, you talk to me, Sammy."
"Are you sure it's just the bruises? I mean, you are getting pretty o-"
"Finish that sentence and I'll drop you off right now and drive away."
"Awww, Deeeaaann. Did I offend your delicate sensibilities?"
"I'm not even gonna reply when you are speaking like that."
"Why? You can't hear me? Should I speak louder?"
"I swear to God ..."
"Oh look, the radio!"
"Travel two-thousand kilometers
To hang out with us"
"Huh."
"Huh."
"That actually sounds pretty ... badass."
"Again, not gonna disagree."
"Who are you and what have you done with - JESUS CHRIST!"
"Dean, watch -"
"God damnit all to - what the hell was that?!"
"What's up, danger? (Danger)
What's up, danger? (Danger)"
"Uh, danger?"
"Stop quoting the stupid song, Sam. This isn't - WATCH OUT!"
"Dean! Your side!"
"Is that a ..."
"... wendigo?"
"Where're the flares?"
"Sign 'em up, 'cause I'm in this vibe and I get synonymous
What's up, danger?
Ayy, don't be a stranger"
"Shit! In the trunk!"
"Shit."
"Distraction or to the flares?"
"Ugh, for fu- how the hell are there even two of them?"
"Don't matter. Two outta three. Come on."
"Wait, what are we playing for? The most dangerous? Both of these stunts are gonna suck ass."
"'Cause I like high chances that I might lose (lose)
I like it all on the edge just like you, ayy"
"I want to play for the flares."
"Fine."
"..."
"Fuuuu-"
"Hurry!"
"..."
"Oh Dean, always with the - GET DOWN!"
"What the fucking fuck, you fugly little son of a bi-"
"Dean!"
"Yeah, yeah ... HEY, YOU FREAK OF NATURE! WANT A PIECE OF THIS ASS, HUH? COME ON, YOU SLIMY LITTLE, WINDOW BREAKING, MOTHERFU- OH SHIT! SAM, HURRY! Crap!"
"Coming! Hold on!"
"I'm insane but on my toes
I could keep the world balanced on my nose
I had a slumber party wit' all my foes"
"Dean, catch!"
"SAM, DROP!"
"..."
"..."
"HAH! TAKE THAT! HELLS YEAH!"
"Now I wear 'em like a badge of honor all my clothes"
"You alright?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I'm good. But Baby isn't! Oh God, you little monstrous piece of -"
"Calm down, dude. It's just a window. We can fix it."
"Fix - I'll show you fix. I'll slice off this fugly's head into tiny pieces and set its whole family on fire. I'm gonna -"
"If I'm crazy, I'm on my own
If I'm waitin', it's on my throne"
"Dude. Dramatic much?"
"Shut up. No one hurts Baby and -"
"Shh. Yeah, hey, Bobby. No - yeah, we'll be there. Yup. - got it. No, that's just the dumbass being a dumb ass. You bet. See ya. Ow! Dean, what the -"
"That was for calling my pretty ass, dumb. What'd he say?"
"Freakish deaths. The usual. Bobby thinks they're some lame demons. I'll fill you in on the way."
"'Cause I'm always gonna answer when you call my phone
Like, what's up, danger? (Danger)
Like, what's up, danger? (Danger)"
"Where did the other wendigo come from, anyways?"
'Who cares? Thing's a crisp now."
"Dean, we've never seen this before. This is new info. We have to know more about this. Until now, we thought they hunted alone. And they are known to hibernate for months or even years. So, what? Now suddenly they're all waking up? Maybe they were summoned. According to the lore, in the early 17th century -"
"Mama always askin', "Where did I go wrong?" (wrong)
What's up, danger?"
" - a wendigo killed members of the Attikamegoukin and came back everyday to kill, unless he was summoned some - what?"
"Look at that. The song's right. What went wrong that you turned out to be such a geek?"
"..."
"Oh okay. Now you're gonna pout? Real mature, Sam."
"..."
"Sam."
"..."
"Saaaammmmyyyyyy."
"..."
"I like it when trouble brews, I won't dare change
I like it when there's turbulence on my airplanes"
"Look at that. Song's right again. I like it when there's trouble brewing."
"..."
"Uh oh, I know that look. Here comes the bitchface."
"..."
"What? You're gonna give me the silent treatment all the way to Nevada?"
"..."
"I like it when I sense things I can't see yet
Swimmin' with sharks when they ain't feed yet"
"Okay, fine. I'm sorry."
"..."
"Hear me? I apologized."
"..."
"What do you want me to say? I bow down to your geeky prowess, oh holy college boy?"
"..."
"Sam, I said it. Tell me more about the case."
"..."
"Please?"
"..."
"..."
"Are you - what the fuck? Are you sleeping?!"
"..."
"Oh you little - I'm gonna let you sleep for now, 'cause I'm an awesome brother. But when you wake up, Sammy -"
"I'm right here at your door
I won't leave, I want more
What's up, danger?"
"That's right. You better know that I'm dangerous."
"..."
"That blanket means nothing. Nothing. You hear me, bitch?"
"..."
"Great, now I'm talking to myself."
Eyes closed, head against the window, Sam huddled more under the blanket, smiling to himself as the voice of his "dangerous" brother soothed him to sleep.
A/N : So? Bad? Awful? Eh? Let me know in the reviews, please! Xx