Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers or the characters, all rights to Marvel and Stan Lee.
Pairings: Tony/Rhodey/Natasha/Clint, Happy/Pepper
Warning: Mentions of sex and detailed, blow jobs, poly relationship, (MxM sex)
Rating: M for safety
Quick Authors Note: This is my first story writing with a poly relationship, I hope I don't screw up too much. I'm not good at writing Clint/Tony sex scenes that's why most of the sex that's in here is between Tony/Rhodey.
Rhodey, Clint and Natasha had two gifts that they split three ways to payoff without Tony knowing. The one idea was Rhodey and Natasha's idea, but the other was planned by all three of them. The three of them also knew deep down that Tony would want to have sex before Happy and Pepper come over for dinner.
Since Clint could cook, Natasha went down to help him prepare Tony's favorite which was Clint's Napoleon French toast with strawberries and whipped cream.
Rhodey cuddled closely to the billionaire, trying to let him sleep till Clint and Natasha had breakfast done with. He wrapped his arms around him, with his fingers ghosting around Tony's Arc. After a few minutes of laying there, Tony started to stir, Rhodey stayed still trying not to wake the man up from his sleep.
Tony woke up anyway, his eyes went down to see who was ghosting their fingers on his arc, and smiled "Good morning my dear platypus." He smiled as he turned around to face his best friend since MIT and kissed him softly. "Where are bird brain and Tasha at?"
Rhodey smiled softly "Good morning to you to Tones. They're downstairs making all of us breakfast, one of your favorites." He let go of the billionaire's waist so that he could get some clothes on after all the sex they had last night.
"One of my favorites huh?" He teased as he sat up "J, what time is it?"
"It's 9:30am, on May 29th. By the way happy birthday sir." his AI announced as Rhodey rolled his eyes knowing that the three of them were going to hear about this.
Tony turned to look over to one of his lovers "How is J the first one to wish me a happy birthday? The four of us have been together for two years now, and I expected one of you to say it before my AI did." He teased softly
Rhodey blushed as he was putting on a pair of boxers. "We were going to when they brought up the meal."
"I believe our other two are waiting on us downstairs now." Rhodey inched close to Tony
He nods softly "Well then let's go see what our spy's are up to, shall we?" Tony joked
"You know you shouldn't call them spy's after two years of dating Tones." Rhodey walked in front of Tony to head down the stairs
"I know, it's just fun to mess with them that's all." Tony let out a smirk as he walked behind him
"Don't you be staring at my ass." Tony chuckled softly
"Why not? Your ass is cute, I can't help if I stare." Rhodey rolled his eyes at his best friend
"If you don't stop, you won't get your hands on my ass for your birthday, now do I have to say it again?" He looked behind to see if the billionaire was still looking at his glutes.
Tony looked up at the African American male "You're no fun platypus, fine if you mean it then I'll stop so that I can have your ass later." He winks before walking down the rest of the steps
Clint and Natasha shook their heads hearing the whole conversation between the two males "Hey you two, stop bickering." Clint called out.
Natasha cuts him off from the rest of his thought "Rhodes, come and help set up the table since the birthday boy is here." Natasha spoke to let them know that her and Clint heard them coming down the stairs.
Tony looked at Rhodey "We weren't bickering." Tony said firmly as Rhodey shook his head softly
"Fine, whatever you say Stark." Clint teased before the two men made it to the kitchen. Rhodey went to set up the table while Tony went to say good morning and kiss the others.
He decided to squeeze Natasha's ass when he kissed her, which led her to moan a little. Clint and Rhodey looked at each other as they both knew what that felt like.
Clint let out a smirk "You know what birthday boy, let's say we put the food away and have some fun and then we can eat, possibly sleep after. Cuz damn you're making me hard making Nat moan like that." Clint confessed
Tony pulled away from the kiss that he was giving Natasha to look over at Barton "You know what bird brain, I got an idea. How about we take care of each other? I could take care of Natasha first, while you take care of Rhodey. After Nat, I can take care of you and then I can take care of platypus last." Tony stated
"Sure if that's the order you want to do." Natasha stated back at Tony, Rhodey and Clint just watch closely.
"Yes, besides ladies are always first in my book. So where should we have the fun? Floor by the couch, upstairs in our room, or downstairs in the workshop?"
"No we're not having sex in the workshop. Do you remember what happened last time we had sex there?" Rhodey asked Tony. The other two remembered what happened
"No I don't remember, would you do me a favor and tell me again?" Tony said teasing again
"Oh, you're lucky it's your birthday. So anyway the last time we were down at the workshop you wanted to fuck me. After you pulled out of my hole, you accidentally kneed me in the balls." Rhodey covers himself as he finished the sentence
Clint winced at hearing Rhodey's story. "Stark, you really are an ass for making Rhodey tell that painful story. I have to agree with him, no workshop. We should probably go to the bedroom because we will definitely make a mess on the floor by the couch and our company wouldn't want to see that." Clint made his point about why the bedroom was the best move for them
After they put the food in the fridge till later. the four of them went up to the room. "So the floor, the couch or the bed?" Natasha asked Tony and the other two men.
"We do have a king sized bed, so maybe that would be the best bet." Tony spoke before the other two. The three nodded softly as they followed Tony to their bedroom
An hour later...
Tony looked at the three of them all sprawled out on the bed. Clint was the first to speak "So, breakfast now birthday boy?"
"Yeah, sure why not, I can go downstairs to eat." Tony responded back
Natasha, Clint and Rhodey all looked at each other "Downstaira because you have two gifts but one you can open after you eat." Natasha spoke
Clint and Rhodey both nod at Tony since they knew that she was talking about the tickets and not the ring.
"Why do I have to wait for the other one?" He asked in suspicion
"I'm sure the others would like to see what we got you." Rhodey responded before the spies had a chance to speak
"Um, I'm not sure why but okay." Tony went with it and just shrugged it off
Clint and Natasha sent a 'that was really close, be careful' look to Rhodey before Tony saw.
"Can we go eat now, I'm starving. You three after sex make me very hungry for actual food." The three of them let out a chuckle at the billionaire
"Yeah we can go eat actual food now, Tones." Rhodey let out a small laugh when Tony's stomach actually lets out a growl
The archer was the first to get up reaching for his boxers, followed by Natasha reaching for her panties and shirt. The other two men got up and put their boxers on. All four of them went down to the kitchen together. Clint went to place the french toast on a different plate to heat up.
About ten minutes later, the four of them sat down to eat. Tony makes some moans from Clint's cooking, along with a few sexual jokes along the way by Tony himself
"Thank you for breakfast, it was really good." Tony said getting up with his empty plate
"You're welcome even though you didn't deserve it." Clint teased and Tony stuck his toungue out
The three of them rolled their eyes at him "Do you two want to clean up while I keep Tony busy?" Rhodey asked the two S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents
"Sure, why not, just make sure he doesn't do anything stupid." Natasha pointed out
He rolled his eyes playfully at them "C'mon honey bear." Rhodey walked to the living room with Tony. He sits down on the couch next to him cuddling him close to him
"Sometimes I ask myself why I fell in love with you and the other two. If you asked me back when we were at MIT that in twenty some years I would be in a poly relationship with you. I would've said you're crazy, but here we are and I would never change it. I fucking love you Tones and I'll never stop." Rhodey smiled softly at one of his lovers
Tony leaned over the black male and whispered in his ear "Don't tell the others but I'm in love with you more than them. I also think that they love each other more than us." The next thing Rhodey knew, Tony was kissing him roughly on the lips as his hand was dangerously close to his bulge in his boxers
After a few minutes later of kissing passionately and leading to palming crotches, te other two made their way into the living room "Hey birthday boy, do you want one of your gifts or are you going to keep making out with Rhodey?" Clint asked
Tony pulled away from the kiss and took his hand away from his best friend's crotch and looked at the two assassins "Of course... Iiiii do." Tony moaned as Rhodey was still palming his crotch
"Nat, why don't you and Clint go get Tony's gift. I want to give him something real fast." Rhodey demanded so that he could give Tony a blow job.
Once the assassins were out of the room, he looked at Tony with lust in his eyes. "Is this what I think it is?" He smirks back at Rhodey who pinned him down on the couch
"Depends, now lift your pretty ass." Tony lifted his ass so that Rhodey could take down his boxers showing an erect erectron right in Rhodey's face
He licks Tony's erectron from base to tip. "Oh yeah." Tony moaned out softly. Rhodey listened to his moans and decided to take the billionaire in his mouth. He shoved Tony's length in his mouth gently sucking on him. Tony placed his hand on Rhodey's head inching him to go a little further, he accepted the billionaire's challenge as he looked at him seeing that Tony was throwing his head back in pleasure. "Oh Rhoooooooodey!" He continued for a few minutes sucking Tony harder and faster "Fuck! I'm gonna cum!" He moaned loudly as he lightly thrusted up into Rhodey's mouth. He continued to suck, and taste his flesh "Rhodey!" he screamed as his load squirted down his friend's throat. Rhodey licked Tony clean before letting go of his head with a pop with his lips. Rhodey covered Tony up before the other two walked in.
"Are you ready for your gift birthday boy?" Clint asked
Tony smiled at them "Hell yeah, where is it?" He asks
Natasha smiles "It's right here." she pointed to the envelope
Tony looked confused "That's the first gift?"
Rhodey shook his head "Yes it is, we spent a lot of time looking around for both of them but this one was just as time consuming."
Clint handed Tony the envelope that said 'Happy birthday Iron Man ;)' Tony chuckled before flipping it over to open it. He saw a note before four tickets of some sort. He opened the note that said 'Hope you like this, we spent a lot of time researching around for this. So tell us what are your plans for June 18th-20th? We love you birthday boy. Love Natasha, Clint and Rhodey.' The billionaire looked at them still confused
"Look inside Tones." Rhodey encouraged him
Tony put the note to the side and reached inside to see front row seats and backstage passes for after, for the four of them when AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Avenged Sevenfold, Pink Floyd and Metalica playing together at Madison Square Garden. He put the tickets away and placed them on the table as he kept his eyes on the three of them.
Tony walked over to Natasha kissing her softly using his tongue but not to where it would get heated fast. The next one he kissed was Clint the same way he had kissed Natasha. He kissed Rhodey like he did with the other two but the only difference was, he grabbed Rhodey's ass because he promised earlier that he would be good. "Thank you, I love it, you guys didn't have to do that for me."
"We know how much you love AC/DC and Black Sabbath." Natasha said smiling at Clint and Rhodey
"Who's idea was it originally?" Tony asked
"It was mine. Tones I've known you since MIT man, I think I know what bands you like or what bands you don't. Natasha thought it was a great idea because of the time when she worked for you when she was undercover. She listened to your music non stop, and Clint was on board with it." He walked closer to Tony and whispered 'What was that with my ass?'
Tony smirked and whispers 'Oh it was something you said earlier that's all platypus, and besides I love your ass. Don't forget later, it's your turn for a blow job.' Rhodey blushed a little bit and nodded softly
"Do I really want to know what just happened?" Clint asked but no one answered him
A few hours later...
The doorbell rang "Sir, Miss. Potts and Mr. Hogan are here." Jarvis informed Tony
"Send them in J, it's not like we're in the middle of having sex right now. Well I do owe platypus a blow job." He jokes softly but he wasn't joking about the blow job. Clint punched him softly in the arm "Oww." Tony teased knowing that the archer could punch harder
"That's what you get for making sex jokes." Clint looked over at Tony who was about to ask Rhodey something "Stark! Are you even listening to me?" Tony whipped his head to look at Barton
"Yes, I was bird brain. Now be on your best behavior because we have guests over. Don't make me punish you later." Tony winked
The archer rolled his eyes "It's more like you should be on your best behavior or you'll be punished tonight." he flashed a fake smile to the billionaire
"Will I be punished if I take Rhodey up to our room to give him a blow job?" Tony asked kind of jokingly but still serious
"Yes, you will because we have company. You know what if you want to give Rhodey a blow job, do it downstairs. I'll find a way to punish you later." He winks
"So you won't stop me?" Tony asked smirking
"I don't feel like arguing with you is more like it." Clint stated
Tony stood up and took Rhodey's hand "You don't have to suffer that much longer."
"Where are we going?"
"Workshop, and don't worry it's only for a blow job." With Tony's words Rhodey grew a little harder
Pepper and Happy walk in where the three men were with a bag that had Tony's gifts inside "Where's the birthday boy?" Pepper asked Barton
"Busy at the moment, that's all I can say." He said as he would've give to many details to a straight woman on a gay blow job
Pepper just nodded softly. "Where's Natasha?"
"Kitchen, you can go and help her." Pepper went in the direction of the kitchen to hang out with Natasha
Once Tony and Rhodey got to the workshop, they locked it behind them. "Are you more comfortable standing against a wall or laying on the couch?" Tony asked
"Standing because I like seeing you kneel." Tony leans into Rhodey kissing him passionatly with his tongue inside the other mans mouth, walking him backwards as he plays with Rhodey's belt and zipper. Tony stopped when he felt Rhodey stop because of the wall, which made their dicks collide with reach other through the clothing, still making both of them moan really loud. Tony stopped the kiss and looked down at their dicks "Do you feel that?" Tony asked
"Yeah, I did." He smirked softly watching Tony as he pulls his pants and boxers down to Rhodey's feet. Rhodey was erect and ready for Tony. Tony kneeled down and took Rhodey in his mouth, he licked his tip gently. "Fuck Tones!" Tony continued but licked and sucked further down his dick. "Ooooh Tony. I wish that I had you only for myself." Rhodey stated as Tony continued to suck and lick him all over his length. Tony also used his hand to stroke him when his mouth was further up, Tony continued that for a few minutes "I'm about to cum!" Tony moaned around Rhodey's dick, the vibration made the man cum violently down Tony's throat, Tony swallowed the cum.
After Tony was done, he helped Rhodey get his clothes back on, and helped him looked like Tony didn't just give him a blow job.
The men didn't know that Clint and Nat were waiting for them so that the three of them could propose to Tony before dinner.
"Thank you Tones, I really needed that. Now let's go back up for your party." Rhodey grabbed his hand and led him back upstairs. They got to the kitchen as Pepper called Rhodey in the kitchen knowing that Tony wouldn't go in there
He smiled when he figured out why he was needed in the kitchen "So when are we doing this?" Rhodey asked
"Now, since he's sitting." Clint said showing him the box. He let Natasha head out first, then Rhodey, and Clint being last since he had the ring behind his back Happy and Pepper were sitting with Tony when Natasha tapped Tony on the shoulder
Tony looked up at her "Are you ready for your second gift from us?" she asked
"Hell yeah, I am." He smiled when he saw all three of them
Clint, Rhodey, and Natasha all got down on one knee in fromt of him and his seat, Clint reveals the box "Tony, will you make us all happy until our dying days and become our husband?" the three of them said in unison, as Clint revealed the gold band infront of him
"Hell yes! You three would be crazy if you thought I'd say no." He smirks, and watches his three fiancées stand, each of them taking turns placing the ring on his finger. Natasha, Rhodey, and Clint took out theirs and placed theirs on themselves.
"So no taking off the ring until the wedding day obvious." Natasha stated, Tony got up kissing the three of them, Happy and Pepper clapped for them.
"So, now dinner?" Tony asked looking at the group
"Would you mind opening up our gift?" Pepper asked
"Is dinner in the warmer?" Tony asked Natasha, she nods. He turns to face Pepper "I can open your gift."
Pepper handed him the bag, he took it greatly. Inside it he saw a new AC/DC Hoodie, a new Black Sabbath shirt since his was starting to get old, and some band memorabilia. He went over to give her a hug and Happy a hand shake. "Thank you, I will definitely wear the clothing."
She smiled softly "You're welcome Tony, happy birthday."
"Alright I'm hungry, and I'm ready to devour two burgers." The group laughed softly before following Tony to the kitchen to eat.
The end...
I always planned for this to be a one short, it's also is May 29th. Happy birthday Tony, we all love you 3000.