Hello and welcome to the cluttered and crazy space that is my mind! I have not been doing this very long, so I don't have much stuff out there, but I'd like to think that what I do have is pretty good. I've loved writing ever since I was a little kid and wrote my first story I shared with the public, titled Ninja the Stealth Chicken, in fourth grade. Well, I kind of shared it with the public. Really just with my classmates. But the stories really caught on and escalated into requests for more, and eventually my own series of podcasts! I was super excited, even though it took up all of my lunch time.

Anyways, lately I've had trouble coming up with ideas, so what better to do than piggyback off of what others have already written, right? I plan on doing this for quite a while and spanning many of the books that are out there. Just not stuff like, you know Dickens or like the really hard stuff. Have you ever tried Dickens? Ugh. It's real heavy reading. I can barely get through The Christmas Carol. But whatever.

As you might have noticed while you were reading this, I get sidetracked pretty easily. All I have to do is start thinking about something and then ask a question, like "What if blah blah blah blah blah?" And then the damage is done, and all of a sudden there's this crazy story with talking plants and swords and lions and airplanes. Oh, that actually gives me an interesting idea.

I don't have a ton of stories yet, but my favorite is definitely Where's the Strabucks?, which is a really horrible title, but oh well. That is a very silly PJO and Flash crossover that is finally complete! I'm completely nuts, as some of you who have read some of my stuff may know, so that story might escalate into a longer one than I originally intended. And don't even get me started on the sequel... Let's just say that that one's gonna be even weirder.

Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile!

You know you're a seriously addicted Percy Jackson fan when:

buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

know which pages the good parts are on.

suddenly hate thunderstorms.

start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

start figuring out who your godly parent is.

never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

're constantly thinking: "If I were Percy Jackson, I would blah blah blah."

ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. (I own one, and I adore it.)

15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (I have tried multiple times.)

make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. (I also make references to Star Trek, Matrix, Flash, and pretty much anything else I like in school reports. My teachers always ix-nay them, though.)

18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

dream about PJO every night.

curse a god/goddess a lot. (Mostly Hera)

have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

know PJO better then most (most?! No true PJO fan is sane) sane people

have links to every great PJO site

add things to the list every day

know what you would do if you were Percy

argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (I've never actually thought about it, but that does sound interesting...)

least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (I've tried.)

31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

are trying to learn Greek

keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

have an instant crush on Nico!

just have to research more about greek mythology

call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT (I really really want to do this).

want to learn Latin

copy/paste this onto your profile

43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over (someday...)

have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

’re nodding and smiling when you read this

were so busy reading that you missed number 41

are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!!

55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO (I can be very convincing...)

56. You can quote complete conversations from the book.

57. You say "oh my gods" instead of "OMG"

58. You click into every PJO tab you see.

59. You draw PJO related things.

60. You have a PJO related profile picture

61. You write Riptide (or Anaklusmos) on all of your pens, hoping they'll turn into a sword.

62. You make plans with your friends to sneak onto a train during your DC trip, go to New York, find Camp Half-Blood, and visit Mount Olympus (I have actually done this. And I'm dead serious. Or am I, cause Greek monsters aren't really dead...?).

63. You look for Hephaestus's sign on all buildings hoping to find an entrance to the Labyrinth (I have done this too. I walked around my school during recess calling, "Theta! Theta! Theta, where are you?").

64. Whenever you play capture-the-flag, you decide: are you a Hunter? Or a camper? (Tough decision, right? Unless you're a guy. Sorry, dudes.)

65. During capture-the-flag, you wish with all your might you had a sword and/or bring a ballpoint pen.

66. You still have twenty more things to add to this list.

Now, some of my favorite quotes:

Joe: "I used to have a very simple set of beliefs. Water makes things wet, gravity makes things fall, and up until a few weeks ago, I believed the fastest man could run a mile in four minutes; not four seconds."
Barry: "I can do it three... Not relevant."

Barry Allen and Joe West, The Flash

"Cocoa isn't cocoa without the mini marshmallows, and you're out. I checked."

Leonard Snart, The Flash

"You drool when you sleep."

Annabeth Chase, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

Barry: "Fecal excrement. Animal, I'd guess."
Shyer: "My dad gave me that pen. Before he died."
Barry: "Sorry."

Barry Allen and Detective Shyer, The Flash

"I'll be back."

the Terminator, Terminator

Dante: "You gonna drink 'em or admire 'em?"
Mick: "Both."

Dante Ramon and Mick Rory, The Flash

Jay: "What's Christmas?"
Caitlin: "Oh! Well, it's this holiday where we cut down trees to celebrate the birth of a baby two thousand years ago, and the Romans killed him so we give each other gifts..."
Cisco: "That's your explanation?"
Jay: "Caitlin, I'm kidding. we have Christmas on Earth-2."
Caitlin: "Oh, right. Of course."

"Jay Garrick", Cisco Ramon, and Caitlin Snow, The Flash

Linda fires burst of "star light" and misses. gestures wildly to Barry who falls on the ground. Barry: "Uh...ah!"
Linda: "I got you."
Barry stands up again, completely unharmed. Barry: "Yeah you did."
Linda: "Real good..."

Barry Allen and Linda Park, The Flash

Ned: "I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!"
Rooster: "Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!"

Ned Pepper and Rooster Cogburn, True Grit

Princess Gwendolyn: "Marry Griswold? Never!"
King Roderick: "What was that?"
Princess Gwendolyn: "He's a brute and a lout."
King Roderick: "Brute or not, lout or not, if it pleases me you will marry Griswold."
Princess Gwendolyn: "If it pleases you so much, you marry Griswold."

Princess Gwendolyn and King Roderick, The Court Jester

Buttercup: We'll never survive!"
Westley: "Nonsense! You're only saying that because no one ever has."

Westley and Buttercup, The Princess Bride

Clergyman: "So tweasure you wove..."
Humperdinck: "Skip to the end."

The Impressive Clergyman and Prince Humperdinck, The Princess Bride

How to become a supervillain:

1. Find someone/something you hate

2. Begin brooding on that person/thing

3. Sit in chairs with stuffed cats and stroke the stuffed cats while practicing evil laugh

4. Once evil laugh is mastered, commence diabolical plan to get superpowers

5. One superpowers are obtained, create diabolical plan number two to eliminate the thing/person you hate

Alright, so on my Google Docs, I have a document called "Simply ME!!!" that's a bunch of my random thoughts. Here are a few of those.

Hell hath no fury like a fangirl's imagination.

Eobard Thawne: (summary of monolague, S2 E11) For so long, I wanted to be you. Then I realized my destiny was to become your enemy.
Me: Uh-oh. Is that gonna happen to me?
E-2 Harry: This is his origin story.
Me: No, Harry. It's mine!

Something interesting to think about:
In "Escape from Earth-2" in The Flash, Earth-2 Barry says, "We have some family in Atlantis that can help us." Now, make a new tab and look up "atlantis disney". Find the cover and LOOK at it. You will (hopefully) see what I'm getting at.