At naruto house
Naruto uzumaki was sleep at he bed naruto was asleep unit a knock on his door naruto was wake and said"who is it " walk to the door and open it to see a box name dragon ball z abridged so naruto pick up the box and jump to the hokage tower
At the Hokage Tower
Lady tsunade was do the paperwork and said "damn how many paper do I have to do" tsunade was get angry shizune who was hold Tonton and said "calm down lady tsunade" tsunade was going to punch the paperwork unit the knock on the door and open is naruto said "baachan "and tsunade shout "what do you want brat don't you see I do paperwork "naruto said "calm down baachan I just ask do you what is this "naruto show tsunade and shizune the box with dragon ball z abridged and open is a record of battle, tsunade ask "shizune call the rookies of the year and kakashi anko gai asema kurenai asuma and iruka to watch the video "shizune ask "what about jiraiya "tsunade say"he already here " jiraiya appears at outside hokage town windows "shizune nodded and going to call everyone few minutes later everyone was in the room and ready to watch the video
Episode 1 Return of menma
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"can't wait to see strong people "naruto said everyone was
excited of the show
[Cliche beautiful morning music]
[manme pod falls into a field ]
"wow spaceship what a drag "shikamaru ask ino was sigh choji eat his chips
Farmer :oh God no my marijuana patch I mean, er, my carrot patch. Yea [thinking] yeah I better do what any American would do in this situation:get my gun
Everyone expect naruto and tenten wonders why this "America is a place or something "is wondering if the viewing will explain
and tenten was wonder what a gun is can it powerful than a kunai or more powerful
only naruto is confusing and ask "what is a marijuana " everyone quickly tell naruto it's nothing important
[pod opens]
Pod:hello and welcome to earth. with an open bar.menma[get out]
Farmer:holy crap it's sonic the hedgeho-er, nope it's an alien. Holy shit it's an alien.
"that is lot of hair on his head like jiraiya "tsunade comments laughing at jiraiya
"hey my hair is wonderful "jiraiya said at tsunade
"shut up idiot"tsunade said and punch jiraiya in the face and send it the ground
Menma[set foot down]finally, on this dead plan-[birds chirp] wait.What the carp?did kakarot screw this up? Oh goddammit I knew we should have sent turles.
Farmer :better think of something cool to say make him stop[cocks gun]Hey You! [think] geeze, farmer, geeze
menma:aww look at him;he thinks he's people.whats your people level, little human? Five, huh?
Farmer:protect me, gun [shoots]
"so cool"naruto said everyone was sigh. naruto is naruto after on tenten was think about the gun and wonder but at the future she has one too
Menma[catches the bullet] HEY, No.Bad human.[flicks the bullet at the farmer and it goes though him and the truck
Farmer [unintelligible noises]
Menma:bad now get back up and tell me you're sorry. Human? Humans. [sighs] so this why dad said I couldn't keep a pool
everyone was glares at the senseless death caused by menma
"I don't like this guy"kiba spoke out loud.everyone was agree with kiba
[intro theme ]
"wait is that Us "
"yeah why are we there "
"look Sasuke kun you so cool"
"hn"
"everyone shut up"tsunade yell at everyone as everyone awas quiet tsunade was culm down a little bit
Piccolo :good old wasteland. yup.sure is some kickass training. Dammit I'm lonely. Might as well check MySpace. No new comments. No friend request...dammit...well at least I have you, Tom. You're always there for me
"wow same kind of moster but cool"naruto said only kiba and choji think is cool everyone was sigh at them what a moral
Menma:hey you .
Piccolo:what the hell?
Menma : are you kakarot? Seriously; if you are stay still. I need to talk to you about killing and important[lands] oh, wait a second; you're not kakarot. My bad
"what a idiot,don't know what people look like so other people "sasuke said
With a troubled look ino spoke up "wait is that racist?"
Piccolo:I've got green skin, pointy ears and truban. Oh yeah. I must look like someone many other people."
Sasuke was smile after hearing piccolo repeat almost like what he said .
Menma:oh,a smartass ah? I don't appreciate smartasses. Prepare yourself for my signature attack: double sun-
[record scratch]
"huh"everyone says
Person 1:no give me the mic
Person 2:huh
[muffled fighting]
Person 2:here take it I'll go practice my sasuke ass.
"well...that was a thing"sakura says.
Menma :then prepare yourself for my signature attack:keep your eyes on the bir-[scouter beeps] Ooh, a higher power level.[takes off ]
Piccolo:what the hell? Weren't you going to kill me?
Menma:Ah, there we go. Considering the average set by that one green guy and that farmer, the chance of this being Kakarot are… Dah, screw it! I'll just go check.
Piccolo: FINE! GO AHEAD! I didn't want your company anyway. Right Tom?
"tha.. ts stiill really sad"hinata spoke up with sad frown at piccolo lonely
[scene shifts to ino in a
helicopter playing Dancing Queen.she enters the Kame House]
Ino:hey I'm here
Shikamaru :BOOBS! I mean ino! Hi
Adult was shock to see ino and shikamaru all gown up
Shikaramu was think "am I dumb or something what a drag"
All of the girl frown at shikaramu word
shizune looks down at her own chest and sighs in self pity
Ino:O...kay...how's it going?
Jiraya:Im drinkin OJ! Now it's apple juice! Now it's beer! Yay, beer! [takes a long drink]
Tsunade and anko glares at viewing in angry and jealousy "I would kill a men for that power!"and glare at jiraiya with a sweet smile
Jiraiya was scared as hell at tsunade was going to kill him and anko too was going to kill him
Shikaramu:so where's kiba?
Ino :i think the bastard cheating on me!
Shikamaru:why do you say that
[flash back ]
Kiba :INO!IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! Oh, okay, so it's what it looks like. Can I still live here? Please? Before this, I was living in the desert. Oh, and have you changed akamaru's litterbox yet?
Akamaru:i made boomboom!
Everyone was laughing at kiba and akamaru. Kiba was jealous of other him date ino and akaruma was sigh at he's master
"I know my sasuke kun would never cheat on me right Sasuke kun "ino states happily while holding onto sasuke
"get of him ino pig"sakura yell
"hn"sasuke reply
[present]
Shikaramu:are you serious? Kiba? Oh that is so out char-so you're single then?
[naruto arrives outside with shinachika ]
"like my students is all grown up and have a kid "jiraiya said with a tear tsuande sighs and kakashi was smile after see naruto all grown up
Naruto :hey guy
Ino:naruto
Shikamaru:Tail!wait what
Naruto[laughs and waves]
Ino:naruto, I can't help but notice that five year old you're carrying...
"fall like there be long time to see naruto with a kid huh"kurenai asuma and isuka nodded at her
Shikamaru:just because we picked you up in the middle of the woods when you were a kid doesn't mean you go around stealing children.
"I feel like we're missing some context here "anko says out loud few people agree with anko
naruto :uhh, okay.This is actually my son
[pan shot of shikamaru,ino and jiraiya being shocked with shamalan shopped in]
Shamalan:what a twist!
"who is he "everyone says
Ino:oh,wow! I guess this finally means, you know
"that mean naruto is married to someone now right"sakura said and hinata was jealous of this girl who took naruto
Naruto:know what?
Jiraiya:you know,bow chicka wow wow.
Naruto:what are those noises you're making?
[Jiraiya and ino look terrified
.Internally"OH MY GOD, HE'S A PARENT! ]
"what that support to mean" naruto said
"is mean that you a terrible parent dobe "sasuke say and naruto was get angry and ready to punch but kakashi stop him
Shikamaru: Do when's the little guy going to start training?
Naruto: Actually, Sakura is making him study.she want him to grow up and be...what's it called
Everyone was shock to hear
sakura is the mother of that kid
Sakura face was red like a kushina hair tsunade was smile.Naruto react was finally I married to sakura chan and hinata is jealous of sakura
Shikamaru :A responsible and productive member of society
"wow what a lame names "naruto said and sakura was think about her children if she grow up
Naruto:yeah,lame;that's it!Hey ,son comere!stop playing with that turtle!we don't need people saying things.
"awww, but he looked so cute playing with turtle"all the girl said whenes gohan make his way back to naruto.Jiraiya was think I have a turtle in my Island
Ino:hey is that a dragonball onhis head? Doesn't that sort of make him a target for villains that might want him?
"I'm going assume that's happening to him a lot already "asuma spoke up
Even without the context nobody could disagree with asuma
Naruto:aw,come; I beat piccolo. I'm strong enough to beat anyone who-HOLY BLACK ON A POPO! WHAT IS THAT!?
Jiraiya:what's wrong?
Naruto :i just felt a power level bigger that...than... Shikamaru losing streak!
"I hate you naruto but what a drag "shikamaru said to naruto and naruto try to apologise to shikamaru
Shikamaru:you know, you guys are the reason I go to therapy...
"look like shikamaru is more sad that piccolo right "ino was still laughing at shikamaru a long with everyone was slow laugh at shikamaru .shikamaru was sighed
Naruto[thinking] he's...getting closer...
Shikamaru:should't we grab shinachika put him insid-Son of a...
[menma lands]
"too'much'late'much'shikamaru" choji said and ino sighs at shikamaru.shino smile
"I wonder why they didn't do that" sakura ask
Anko turns towards her "I'm guessing that they just weren't fast enough to do it "
Menma:it took me a while to get here,but I finally you, kakarot
Naruto:what?
Menma:that right; that's your name.
Naruto:what?
Menma:the name you were given before we sent you to this planet.
Naruto:what?
Menma:You...hit your head as a child, didn't you?
Naruto:what?
[a flashback of naruto hitting his head as a baby]
Adult winces.
"that definitely dobe/naurto"sasuke and kiba points out naruto turns around to throw back an insult but is quickly silenced by tsunade glare.
Menma:Oh for god's sakes, listen. You were sent here as a child to take over the planet. You're part of a dead race of intergalactic super warriors called the Saiyans and, to top off this expositional onslaught, I am your brother.
"what naruto is a alien" everyone scream in alarm
"sent out to wipe our all humans "jiraiya wipes some sweat off his forehead.
"for a species to send babies on murder quests is unforgivable," tsunade shakes in contained anger
Everyone else yells in agreement
Naruto was thinking about I am alien was worse than have kyuubi inside him
Shikamaru:so you're his brother, huh? Wow, that must mean you'll be involved in a lot of future events, right,right?
"I doubt that what I said what a drag "shikamaru said
[menma slaps him with his tail into the house]
[shikamaru owned count 1]
Everyone was laughing at shikamaru and shikamaru was think about why the universe was hate on him
Naruto:hey stop hitting shikamaru!
Menma:why?
Naruto:because you're breaking kame house !
"great concern for your friend naruto "shino said and look at naruto with a sweat drop
Shikamaru:ya stop breaking kame house
Naruto:so, what are you here for?the dragonball?
"the dragon what?" everyone questions
Menma:the...dragon what now?
Naruto:the Dragonballs,you know? There are seven of them. They grant you any wish you want. Like immortality
Tonton:or ino panties
"prevent..."all the women with disdain at tonton who was hold at shizane
"did naruto really just explain something like that to the bad guy "shino asked
"yes,he a idiot"kurenai says
Nappa:hey sasuke.did you hear that?
Sasuke:oh yes.we're totally going to earth to get our wish.
"look like sasuke is the bad guy "kiba said,sasuke just "hn"reply
Nappa:yeah, were going to get panties!...i mean immortality.immortality is what I meant.right Sasuke
Sasuke:...Just get in the damn pod.
Tsunade could already feel a headache coming
Memna:no. I'm here for you, kakarot
Naruto:So, what are we going to do? See a ball movie? Catch a movie ?
Menma : We're going to kill everyone on the planet and then sell it for profit to an alien overlord who may or may not have destroyed our own planet.
"that doesn't sound very fun at all "iruka look down sad
Naruto jumps up "kick his butt me! "
Naruto :oh, well, uh... I sorta like people here. So, with due respect...[menma hits him and send him into the beach]
Naruto falls down to ground dejected
Shinachik:daddy
Menma: I'II be taking this.yoink [takes off with shinachika]
Naruto:quick,somebody stop him...[crickets chirp]
"REALLY"everyone shout in shock.
Naruto:dammit shikamaru
Shikamaru:hey! I was bitchslapped though a house!whats your excuse
Naruto:i was kneed in the stomach!
"yeah right because off that would totally stop you from saving our kid naruto "sakura growls up. Naruto said "wait you think is my fault that our son get take away "sakura nodded and naruto continue"is shikamaru fault I get kick in the stomach "
"is not my fault naruto what a drag "shikamaru spoke up "no is you two of you fault "ino said
Piccolo:you guys are pathetic.[everyone is shocked] wha-?
Naruto:Aw geeze. Hey look. I know you totally want to kill me and all, but today's kind of a bad day. My brother just showed up, turns out I'm an alien and he stole my kid.
Piccolo:oh yeah. I was watching that. That was priceless![laughs] sorry for your loss.
"at least he apologized.."ino and sakura drawls out
Naruto:yeah. Anyway. Wanna help me get him back?
Piccolo:why?
Naruto: I'll friend you on MySpace
Piccolo[thinking] Tom you been replaced.
[credits]
"alright me and piccolo go to battle his ass"naruto said
"I kinda feel bad for Tom tho"shion says
Jiraiya:now it's a nestle crunch bar!now it's a gummy bear!now it's nappa
Nappa:wait what the hell
"that was weird "iruka says aloud Kakashi ask"maybe we going to watch episode 2 tomorrow's "
Gai say "kakashi where is your youth "kakashi roll eyes and said "do you said something "gai said "damn you kakashi "Lee said "I going to pushup 1000 time let's go gai sensei"gai said "let's go Lee show them our youth of fire "
so Lee and gai run away for train Neji and tenten sigh