episode 3 happily ever afterlife"is everyone alright now?" tsunade asked
everyone either said yes or nodded yes.with her question answered tsunade starts up the next episode
Jiraiya:well,naruto has passed,but his sacrifice has stopped a great evil. thank to him, our lives can return to peace once more-
nappa:manmeeee.manmee
"is he the guy from the first video "sasuke asked.
jiraiya:what the hell is that?
nappa:Guy who's as strong as the saibamen Says what?that usually gets to him. I think he's dead.sasuke
Sasuke: Big shocker; nobody cares. We're ten times stronger than him anyway. We'll go to Earth, find the Dragonballs and kill everyone and we'll be there within a year or so. Depending on filler, of course.
"what a fillers "naruto and team konohamaru asked
sakura was trying to remember the names of saibamen "iruka explain what "fillers are are usually added scenes in a play that never existed in the original source material. It's usually added to fill in space or extra explanations."naruto and team konohamaru nodded
"are we just gonna ignore the fact that those 2 are coming to earth in a year?"anko asks
"that mean sasuke and this nappa guy are stronger than menma"kakashi said
this got everyone in the room to worry
nappa:anything else we need to go over, Sasuke?
Sasuke:nope that's about it.
jiraiya:well,fu-
iruka try to cover team konohamaru ears no to hear the part
[intro theme]
Piccolo: All right, you little human…Saiyan…thing… I saw what you did to that Saiyan back there. That kind of power can be useful.
"woah!he's gonna train our son sakura "naruto shouts in anticipation for training arc
sakura shout"but he only 4 year old baka"
"dobe kid managed to do damage to menma right so why not?"Sasuke answed
shinachika:w-what do you mean?
piccolo:I'm going to make you my pupil. And then I'll use YOU in my conquest to take over the world.
Everybody frowns at Piccolo's words.
shinachika:but where's my daddy
Piccolo: Hate to tell you this, kid, but your dad's DEAD! Actually, I kinda like saying that… HAHA! YOUR DAD'S DEAD!
shinachika : [starts crying]
tsunade growls in anger at piccolo taunts about naruto (like brother)death to a 4 year old
only a dark aura surrounds sakura causing people to back away from her.
Piccolo: Dammit. This is why I hang out in wastelands.
[in the afterlife]
Personnel: Welcome to the heavenly check in station. Please no cutting in line. If you are caught cutting in line, you WILL be sent straight to hell.
"so that afterlife look like a lot different than what I thought it would "jiraiya says "that mean naruto is at the afterlife "kiba said cause everyone agreement with kiba akamaru sleep at kiba hend
kami:and so we need naruto here to get to King Kai for his masterful training,Lord Yemma
"he loo..ks exactly like piccolo!"hinata point out.
"he must be a namekin like menma said "asama says
"naruto is going to training When he died search youth of fire right Lee "gai said
"hai gai sensei "Lee says
"so naruto can bring back with the dragonball "sakura said
Lord yemma:give me one good reason I should allow this.
kami:because if you didn't, that lien's going to increase by six billion
Lord yemma:six billion?! I supposed to be intimidated by six billion?!please!l can judge six billion souls faster that you take a piss,old man.
moegi gulped at number "six billion souls...how can two people cause that much death and violence?"
Kami: You know, I am the guardian of Earth. Could I PLEASE get a little more respect here?!
Lord Yemma: Big deal! I'm the closest thing to a god in this show…until you get to the Kais. Then I'll be horribly insignificant. I do have a desk, though. It's made of mahogany. Mahogany
all the shonobi sighs because she's seen thing like piercings scaling in fiction too many times.
Kami: Uhh… Anyway… Can we please…
Lord Yemma: SILENCE! [quietly] Mahogany.
"I hope that isn't a running gag in this "tsunade prays while massaging her forehead
Kami: Um… Sir?
Lord Yemma: Huh, what? Oh. Uh, sure, whatever. He can go to King Kai's, but he'll have to run on SNAKE WAY.
"snake way is sound so cool dattebayo"naruto chimes to himself.
naruto:sounds fun
Lord Yemma:prepare to be surprised
"totally not ominous at all "anko mutters.
naruto :all right; I'm off. Oh, wait, by the way. Did you see a guy named menma come through here? he has spiky hair and a tail
Lord Yemma: Oh yeah, I remember that guy. I put him in my patented Yemma Lock.
naruto : And it worked?
Lord Yemma: F*CK NO; HE KICKED ME IN THE BALLS AND RAN AWAY. Now I don't know where he is.
"so much for a God who judges souls huh?"sasuke mocks with a grin "that mean menma is stronger than him,"ino tries to make sense of it
"now I wanna fight this God something guy"naruto spoke
everyone ask him "do you wanna go to hell"
(cutaway to menma with a halo)
menma: he didn't keep his eye on the birdie.
(cut back)
naruto:huh.okay.well bye!
Lord Yemma: See ya next time you die. [beat] Mahogany.
only tsunade and sakura groans at the joke
[at kame house]
Jiraiya:well, shikamaru how did sakura take the news?
shikamaru:um...
"so we finally get to meet forehead "ino says with anticipation. all women waiting to see how do sakura keeping naruto in line
asama and kakashi looked uncertain."judging from shikamaru reaction, I don't think that's a good thing,"jairya whispers to kakashi and asama being remind of them own good
(cutaway)
sakura:well, shikamaru. what did you need to talk about?
shikamaru:so,sakura.Hypothetically. What would you do if you were told that your husband was dead and your son were kidnapped by his worst enemy?
sakura: I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
every males in the room crosses their legs in fea.being reminded of a pink hair women with a knife
ino laughs nervously."well... look like forehead is certainly eccentric,"ino nervously voice out
"eccentric isn't the word I'd use for sakura what a drag "shikamaru mutters .
shikamaru:oh.well,its a good thing I'm not telling you that.[nervous laughter]
sakura[laughter,then deadpanned] would you like to spend the night?
shikamaru : Against my better judgement
"if this would happen in future I would choose ino to go"shikamaru says
"what's why me"ino asked
"because she your best friend what a drag "shikamaru answer
"he should've just life what a idiot "jiraya shakes his head in disappointment
"big sister sakura is scary big brother naruto "konohamaru says naruto nodded at him
(cut to night)
Kizashi[snoring]
"so my dad is live with us " sakura said
[the sound of a knife being sharpened can heard as shikamaru tries to sneak away]
sakura[in a singsong] shikamaru where are you~?
(cut away to a car where shikamaru is running away)
shikamaru:relarively well.
all the male is scared of sakura like a woman's scorn all women just laughed together
ino:so are you going to gather the other Z warriors and go train with kami?
"the..who..warriors?"hinata asks shy and nervous
shikamaru:the who warriors?
ino[wearing a. the screen read:where'd that scouter come from?]you know;the Z warriors. you, naruto, kabi,neji, konohamaru.that's what we always call you guys.
"big bother naruto you heard that I was in there too "konohomaru smile and naruto give a tumb up
"the names is lame "sasuke says
"I think is cool "moegi mutters looking down at her knees
shikamaru:that's the stupidest thing I've ever-
sakura:shikamaru!where the hell are you?!
"run shikamaru "naruto ,choji and kiba scream
shikamaru:well I'm odd to gather the Z warriors!Bye!
Piccolo: Listen up, runt! Today we're going to commence your intense training under me.
shinachika :But wait. Wouldn't that cause horrible muscle degeneration for somebody my age, crippling me for years to come?
"I think our son should have training sak-"naruto was going to said but sakura give him a dead look "I mean he need study yeah study "naruto sweetdrop and a nervous laugh
Piccolo: You're a wordy little bastard, aren't you?
shinachika : My mom wants me to become a orth–
piccolo:neeeeeeerd!
sakura remembering people making fun of her for being a smart kid but ino always help her when she need her
shinachika:w-what?
Piccolo: Anyway. I figured to unleash your hidden potential, I'd have to put you in immense physical danger, so I'm gonna throw you at that mountain.
"WHAT!?"
shinachika: Actually, that looks more like a pleatAHHH [Piccolo picks him up and throws him at the mountain]
"IS HE INSANE,IS HE TRY TO KILL MY BABY BOY !?" sakura shouts in anger.
Piccolo: [thinking] Any second now… Here it comes… aaaaaaand… Ewww[shinachika hits the mountain and starts bawling]
Piccolo: [thinking] This is gonna be a loooooong training session.
"I just pray that our son survives the training session," sakura says flopping down into her seat
(cutaway to naruto)
Personnel: All right, Mister Muscle Man; here you are at Snake Way. Now you might wanna pack a lunch because it's gonna be a long run. Nah, just jokin'; you not gonna be eatin' none.naruto: Wow. That looks like it's gonna take me awhile.
"That's a long shark but Is look so cool"naurto says with wide eyes.
"i wonder if the afterlife has food there?" choji speaks with eyes full of hunger.
Personnel: Now be careful runnin'; you don't wanna fall off and die. That's just a lil bit of dead humor. But seriously; do not fall off or you WILL go to hell.
"he's gonna fall isn't he? "kiba asks,already expecting his answer
"yes,yes he is "sakura answered him.
"hey"naruto shout
naruto:has anyone ever run the whole thing before?
Personnel: Well, there was one man.
naruto : Well, who was he?
Personnel: Well, I believe his name was…
Kami: MR. POPO!
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?"
"either is kami or the names kami says "
Mr popo:yes, kami?
Kami: I have just received word that we have a new batch of trainees coming. Make sure you take good care of them.
Mr. Popo: [scary laughter]
popo has successfully freaked everyone in the room.team konohamaru hug iruka afraid if the incarnation of death nobody is getting any sleep tonight
[end theme]
Lord Yemma: And not just ANY mahogany! But mahogany from the planet of Malchior 7 where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire! From these trees, this desk was forged two thousand years ago, using ancient blood rituals of the Malchior people. Not only does this make my desk nigh indestructible, but it can bend the fabric of the universe itself! Also it's a very fine material. Veeeery expensive.
Kami: O…kay…
Lord Yemma: Mahogany.
tsunadeand iruka bangs their head onto the table in front of her. Praying that the mahogany jokes are finally over.
Chapter End