I don't owe naruto and dragon ball z abridged and I hope you guy enjoy the story and today I bring hanabi hinata young sister I hope you enjoy.

hinata bring hanabi to watch the video at first hanabi don't want to watch but her sister talk her that everyone was there so hanabi comes that it

episode 4:snakeway to heaven(scene open up with a full view of snake way.)

NARRATOR:last time on dragon ball z abridged...naruto began his journey down snake way...wait is that some kind of innuendo

"really...we're using low brow humor now?"tsunade asked with a raise eyebrow

"you're acting as if they already haven't been,lady tsunade "shizune tells her

"oh true."

(naruto is seen running down snake way.)

naruto:(in his thoughts)This is going to be the longest, toughest journey I've ever made! I have to receive King Kai's training, and battle the biggest threat to the planet we've ever faced! I have to run as fast as I can—I have to keep running! For the sake of the Earth, humanity, and my fam—

(Camera cuts to a sleeping naruto on a moving cleanup truck. The truck bumps into something, causing naruto to fall off Snake Way and down into the clouds)

"seriously dobe already fell sleep when the earth is in danger "Sasuke said

"you right about that one sasuke "neji says

(opening sequence with naruto scream fading out, which resumes at the end of the sequence)(scene changes to screaming naruto falling straight into the depths of hell.)

naruto:aaaaaahhhhh-

(naruto crashes hard onto the floor.)

naruto:(in pain)Oowww...

everyone take in the scenery of hell

"huh, not as much fire and chaos than I thought there would be"tenten says to herself

Goz:oh who do we have here? A little girly man, yeah?

"uhhhhh..."

"who that "

Naruto: I'm naruto. who are you?

GOZ: I am Goz.

MEZ: And I am Mez.

GOZ MEZ: Und we are here to pump(camera cuts to a surprised Naruto while a clapping sound is heard)you up!

"I'm confused"naruto and konohamaru said at the same time .

"J-just ignore that" iruka and asuma tell the teen and kid

Naruto:(disturbed)okay...well I'm sorta

GOZ:(interrupting)First we are going to do a hundred squats!

MEZ: And then lots of push-ups on the hard ground!

GOZ: And then a bunch of jumping jacks! Ooooooooo!

"that sounds fun"naruto and Lee says the same time and starting to push up

tenten and sakura stop then quickly before them could accidentally break something

naruto : (even more disturbed) That...sounds like...fun. But I'm sort of in a hurry? How do I get out of here?

MEZ: 'Agh, there's no way out of here; unless you manage to beat us in a test of strength and speed.

GOZ: Yeah, lots of running, 'und wrestling, 'und 'sveat!

MEZ: Grappling each other on 'ze cold ground, yeah.team konohamaru and hanabi recoil back a bit from the two "eccentric" ogers.

Naruto : (desperate to avoid this) Okay, now let's say we went through all of that, then where would you say the exit is?

GOZ: (points towards the exit) Oh. It's right over 'zere

MEZ: Ja, but you have to beat us first, and—(sees Naruto running off) Ach! He's running away!

"You have to be another breed of stupid to let someone like dobe out smart you," sasuke states. Everyone else nods their heads in agreement.

naruto jumps at him in anger. "What's that supposed to mean huh you teme!"

"What the hell did you just say you dobe !?" Sasuke yells back, also jumping at naruto .

"QUIET!"

sakura punched both in the face sending them spiraling into other room.

Everyone else ignores them and continues watching the show.

naruto: (stops running and turns around) Oh, before I go, have you seen my brother menma around here? Spiky hair, tail?

MEZ: Agh, yes, he made a horrible mess of 'ze Blood Fountain.

"It doesn't look that bad to me," hinata says with an innocent look on her face.

naruto : (looks at the Blood Fountain) Looks fine to me.

GOZ: (angrily)it used to be 'vater

"oh"hinata squeaked. the innocent look replaced with disgust

naruto : Wow. Well, I'm going now! By the way, thanks for the fruit!(reveals a fruit he took from the tree)

MEZ:(horrified as he watches naruto eat the fruit)Agh! He has a piece of 'ze fruit! Agh, nein! Don't eat 'ze fruit! Don't eat 'ze fruit!

naruto :(finishes eating the fruit)Bye!(leaves)

GOZ: Oh, now we can't make 'ze fruit salad for King Yemma's barbeque!

MEZ: Yeah, 'und Dabura's going to bring something totally kickass, 'und we will have nothing, 'und WE WILL LOOK LIKE FOOLS!

GOZ: Ugh, I am so mad!

MEZ: Yeah, let us go 'vork off our stress by doing squat thrusts 'und stretches.

GOZ: Yeah, 'zen we'll do grappling in our speedos.

MEZ: I'll grab 'ze oil.(they both walk off)

"I am so glad that's over what a idiot ," hanabi breaths out with relief.hinata and neji nods their head quickly in agreement.

(Scene shift to Earth at nighttime.)

NARRATOR:Meanwhile, back on Earth... Now that's got to be some kind of innuendo.

tsunade rolls her eyes.

(Camera pans upward on a plateau, with a frightened shinachika looking down from the top as a wolf howls from a distance.)

"HOW DID MY BABY BOY GET UP THERE!?" sakura screams in worry. ino just rubs best friend back in comfort.

shinachika : I can't believe Piccolo left me out here all alone! How am I supposed to get down from here?

PICCOLO:(offscreen)CLIIIIMB DOWWWWWWWN!

shinachika : I can't even get any food or water! What should I do?

PICCOLO:(offscreen)I SAID, CLIIIIMB DOWWWWWWWN!

"Does shinachika really not hear him?" anko concernedly asks.

kunarei shrugs her shoulders. "Selective hearing I guess."

Shinachika : If only I had some sticks or reeds lying around, I could make a makeshift ladder, or a rope...

(Piccolo screams offscreen in frustration.)

"He's way too sheltered," kakashi comments.

(Scene shift to Kami's Lookout.)

KAMI: You have all come to train on my lookout. But since I am quite old, I shall leave you in the capable hands of Mr. Popo.(begins to walk inside the lookout)Mr. Popo, you know what to do...

MR. POPO: Yes, Kami.

(Camera changes to Mr. Popo looking at shikamaru , neji , konohamaru , kiba , aand choji as a sound of a door slamming can be heard.)

The shonobi tense up with Popo now on the screen.

MR. POPO: Alright maggots, listen up! Popo's about to teach you the Pecking Order!

(screen goes black)

MR. POPO: It goes: You(show a text "YOU"), the dirt(shows dirt), the worms inside of the dirt(shows a group of worms), Popo's stool(shows a black censored box, literally not meaning a type of seat), Kami(shows Kami), then Popo(shows Mr. Popo's eyes on top). Any questions?

"That...was very disturbing," kiba chokes out. Some of the others who weren't currently sick to the stomach or terrified nodded in agreement.

shikamaru : Um, yeah I—(cut to an outside shot of Kami's lookout as a punching sound can be heard, followed by a black dot falling off said lookout)

shikamaru :(as he falls off the lookout)GGGAAAAAA...(scream fades out)

(shikamaru Owned Count: 3)

"Poor shikamaru ,"ino says in pity and laugh, shikamaru just sigh

MR. POPO: Enjoy the climb back up, BITCH! Now, any more questions?(everyone remains silent)Good, then we can begin.

everyone writes down in her notepad in bold letters, "DON'T ASK POPO QUESTIONS."

(Scene changes to naruto running on Snake Way.)

naruto : Okay! No more diversions! This is really important! No more sidetr—(notices a house)Oooh a house!

(naruto stops running and looks at the front entrance)

naruto :(in his thoughts)Is that a snake?

(Snake-house sucks naruto inside its mouth.)

naruto : ...EEEEEEEEEEEEEE—

"WHAT!?"

"A house that eats people!?" sakura screams in fright.

(naruto falls through an open door from the ceiling and hits his back on the the floor, causing him to scream in pain.)

(Cuts to a black screen, with a sound effect from Metal Gear Solid's intermission playing, and then a screen opens up, which is a reference to a Codec conversation in "Metal Gear Solid".)

SERVANT: Princess Snake! you have a visitor!

PRINCESS SNAKE: Ah, perfect... Now let me assess the situation from here…

tsunade glared at Princess Snake. "I don't trust this woman," tsunade growls out.

(Princess Snake looks out a window and notices Goku talking to a servant)

PRINCESS SNAKE: Well, he's quite the hunk of man-meat! But what's with the hair?

"I like his hair," ino says quietly to herself.

(Door opens and shows Princess Snake and two servants walking towards naruto .)

PRINCESS SNAKE:(in her thoughts)I just love this fur coat! Especially since I killed all the animals for it myself!

The Exceeds feel a chill run down their spines.

GOKU: Huh? You don't look like you're King Kai.

kakashi rolls his eyes.

"What tipped you off naruto/dobe ?" kakashi and Sasuke asks sarcastically.

PRINCESS SNAKE:(blushes)What? Did my magnificent breasts tip you off?

hinata sulks far into her seat.

naruto :(confused)W-what?

PRINCESS SNAKE: Nothing. Are you hungry?

naruto : Yeah! I could eat anything right now!

PRINCESS SNAKE: Me too…

sakura menacing aura increases, making kiba and ino scoot away from her.

naruto : What?

PRINCESS SNAKE: Nothing! Take a seat!

(Scene shifts to a table filled with steaming food.)

PRINCESS SNAKE: I killed everything here with my bare hands. Including the bear hands—It's a PUN!

Nobody laughed.

(naruto is seen chowing down on the food.)

naruto :(with his mouth full)I can't believe you took all this down yourself!

PRINCESS SNAKE: I wanna take YOU down…

The dark aura continued to grow in size.

naruto : What?

PRINCESS SNAKE: Nothing! Get in the hot tub!

(Scene changes to naruto taking a bath in a hot tub filled with red water.)

naruto : Wow, this water's really nice!

(A cardboard box slowly moves behind naruto .)

PRINCESS SNAKE:(spying at naruto from inside the box)Not as nice as your ass!

sakura grabs naruto and begins to hug him tightly as a stress reliever.

naruto face starts turning purple. kakashi and iruka (Who finally regained consciousness) try to remove naruto from her grip.

(An exclamation mark appears above naruto head, along with the alert sound effect from "Metal Gear Solid" playing.)

naruto : Huh?

(Princess Snake quickly moves out of the screen in her cardboard box.)

(Scene changes to naruto entering Princess Snake's castle, fully dressed.)

naruto : Well, thanks for the food and stuff, but I've got to get to King Kai!

PRINCESS SNAKE:(runs behind naruto )No! First you must pass the test of... endurance!

sakura want to punches the table in front of her smashing it to pieces.

GOKU: What's that mean?

PRINCESS SNAKE: It means I want you...(blushes and covers part of her face with her fur coat)inside me!

naruto :(completely clueless)What do you mean?

PRINCESS SNAKE: You'll see...

(Scene changes to naruto flying away from Princess Snake in her snake form, with the "Encounter" music from Metal Gear Solid playing.)

sakura and tsuande sighs in relief that it wasn't what she expected and sits back down in peace.

Everymale else is still shaking in fear at the woman's explosive temper.

naruto : Aaaaaahhhh!

PRINCESS SNAKE: Hah! Total supplication!(breathes fires at Goku)

naruto : Whaaaaa! Stop chasing me!

(Princess Snake tries to bite naruto but naruto flies out of the way)

PRINCESS SNAKE:(makes grunting noises)

naruto : Stop grunting—it's creepy!

everyone nods his head in agreement with naruto . The snake woman creeped them all out.

PRINCESS SNAKE: Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka.

naruto:(simultaneously as Princess Snake is saying "wakka")Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa—(notices meat)Ooo!(stops moving and eats meat)

"That's something that choji would do," ino sighs.

choji looks offended. "I wouldn't get distracted that easily."

shikamaru points over to the bar counter. "Hey, choji, look there's food!"

"WHERE!?"

Everyone laughs at choji falling for the trick, causing the fat kid to blush in embarrassment.

(Scene changes to a wasteland at nighttime. Piccolo is watching shinachika from the sky as he is still stuck on top of a plateau.)

"why is my baby boy still up there?" sakura asks impatiently. She really wishes she could save her baby boy .

PICCOLO: Oh for god's sake, now he's just standing there looking at the moon like a retarded puppy!

sakura growls angrily at Piccolo.

(camera zooms out and shows shinachika looking at a full moon)I was trying to teach him to fend for himself, but nooo,(shinachika begins his transformation into a Ōzaru)he has to be a WEAK, DEFENSELESS LITTLE—(finally nnoticing shinachika transformation)Wait, is he getting bigger?

shonobi is frozen in shock at Gohan's transformation into a giant ape.

(shinachika fully transforms into an Ōzaru and holds up a barrel, with the theme of "Donkey Kong" playing.)

PICCOLO:(surprised)Okay, that's new!(in his thoughts)Wait a second, that tail! (remembers naruto and menma conversation) His Saiyan blood! Does this mean...(out loud extremely quickly)Everyone of shinachika race can become a giant gorilla!

"This must be why they cut off naruto tail then!" ino exclaimed, finally figuring it out. But, Romeo still looked confused.

"If that's the case, why didn't naruto and me remove shina-chan ?"sakura asks.

ino looks up from her notepad. "I can only guess that they just didn't know about it, so they never saw the need to remove it."

(Ōzaru shinachika shoots a mouth beam, destroying some terrain.)

PICCOLO: Damn it, if he destroys everything, what will be left for me?!

"IS THAT REALLY YOUR MAIN CONCERN AT THE MOMENT!?" Everyone screamed at Piccolo.

(Piccolo stares at the moon while Ōzaru shinachika continues to cause destruction offscreen.)

PICCOLO:(shoots a ki blast at the moon, destroying it)STOP MOCKING ME!

"HE BLEW UP THE MOON!?"

sakura stutters in disbelief. "B-But that would cause so many environmental issues that it won't even matter if the saiyans kill everyone!" sakura yells. naruto (who also regained consciousness) tries to calm her down.

(Ōzaru shinachika shrinks, with the "Super Mario" sound effect of going down a pipe playing, and reverts to his human form, naked (which a Dragonball is censoring), and falls down unconscious.)

"At least shina-san back to normal," hinata chuckles nervously.

PICCOLO:(lands next to shinachika )Hah! Take that, Moon! Perfect orbit, my ass! And—(looks at shinachika )Huh? Where'd the monkey go? Well, he's back to normal.(notices shinachika "male jewels")Oh God, what the hell isthatthing? Well, whatever it is, I don't like looking at it.

"Does he not know what the male anatomy is?" Sasuke asks aloud.

"Well, naruto did say that Piccolo's father spat him out, so we can guess that his species are aesexual," iruka explains.

This either.(pulls off shinachika tail)Now... CLOTHES BEAM!(fires a beam at shinachika , giving him a new pair of clothes and a sword)That is easily my most metro attack.

"A clothes beam would be such a wonderful justu to have," jiraiya said with a bit of jealousy.that can use in he research and with a prevent laugh.

tsuande doesn't share the same sentiment. "I don't care about that and you don't wanna think about it jiraiya or you know "jiraiya nodded with sweetdrop

(Scene changes to naruto once again running on Snake Way.)

NARRATOR:Meanwhile, back on Snake Way...

naruto : Man, that was close! Sure am glad I got away from that giant snake lady!

(Scene cut to Princess Snake tangled up in a knot.)

PRINCESS SNAKE:(grunts, trying to break free, but no avail)AAAAAAGGHHH!

(scream echos as the screen fades to black, showing the "Game Over" screen from Metal Gear Solid with its theme also playing)

SERVANT: Princess Snake? Princess Snake? PRINCESS SNAAAKE!

(ending sequence)

sakura smiles evilly. "At least that annoying snake is finally taken care of."

[STINGER]

(Scene shows Piccolo with an unconscious shinachika .)

PICCOLO: Yep, and once again wanton destruction has solved all of my problems! With absolutely no negative repercussions!

(Scene changes to Kame House.)

REPORTER: We've got breaking news that the Earth's moon has been completely destroyed. While the long-term environmental effects can only be guessed at, preliminary speculation puts the short-term death toll from tidal effects alone, at the hundreds of millions. We now go to our resident expert on lunar science, Sailor Moon. Sailor?

SAILOR MOON:(getting shocked)OH DEAR GOD!

REPORTER: Thanks, Sailor! We now return you to Nick at Nite's 24-hour Full House Marathon, already in progress.

sakura jumps up, pointing at the lacrama.

"I TOLD YOU!"

"Yeah, yeah sakura-chan."

(Camera turns black. Scene changes to outer space, where Sasuke and Nappa's Space Pods are seen flying through space and passes a few planets.)

Nappa: Hey, Sasuke .

Sasuke : What?

nappa : Are we there yet?

Sasuke : No.

nappa : Are we there yet?

Sasuke : No.

nappa : Are we there yet?

Sasuke : No.

nappa : Are we there yet?

Sasuke : No.

nappa: Are we there yet?

Sasuke : No.

NAPPA: Are we there yet?

Sasuke : No.

shikamaru eye twitches in suppressed annoyance. "ino does that way too much what a drag ."

Chapter End