Episode 5: Sasuke kills bugs dead
(scene opens up with a full view of snake way)
NARRATOR:after endless running and detours, naruto has finally reached the end of snake way. how very convenient
shikamaru sighs in relief. "finally, no more distractions what a drag"
(naruto looks up and notices a small planet in the sky)
"is that King Kai planer is really that small, "kiba observed.
shino didn't look convinced."I'm sure it just perspective"
Naruto:Ooooo!oh wow, that must be King Kai place!( jumps towards King Kai planet) woohoooo...(begins falling towards the planet)...ahhhhh-
(naruto crashes onto the planet)
"wait what?"everyone questions in surprise
King Kai:(offscreen) nice job jackass!
naruto:(in pain) ow...
[Opening sequence]
(scene changes to outer space, where Sasuke and nappa's space pods are seen flying through space.)
NARRATOR:Meanwhile, back in the deep reaches of space
"so, we don't even get to see this King Kai guy yet dattebayo" naruto complained
"I'm sure we'll get to see him soon "kakashi reassured
nappa:are we there yet?
"dammit nappa"sasuke complained
Sasuke:(becoming more annoying)No!
nappa/naruto:are we there yet?
Sasuke :(becoming more annoyed)No!
Nappa/naruto : Are we there yet?
Sasuke /sasuke:(much more annoyed)NO!
nappa/naruto: Are we there yet?
Sasuke /sasuke:(now very angry)NO!
nappa/naruto: Are we there yet?
Sasuke:(even angrier)NO!
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU DOBE" sasuke try to punch naruto but naruto dodged it and naruto run away and Sasuke was lunges after naruto
nappa:hey, sasuke
Sasuke:(ready to snap) WHAT?!
nappa:(sees that they are approaching planet arlia)can we stop at that bug planet?
Sasuke:(temper stabilized) nappa, if it'll shut you up for five min then fine!
tsunade releases a sigh and massage her forehead
"Sasuke, calm down" kakashi tells he when sakura holding he back.sasuke continues to struggle in he's grip
"NOT UNIT I STRANGLE THAT DOBE!"
naruto was laughs at Sasuke angry face while hiding at jiraiya back
(scene shifts to planet arlia)
Sasuke:(looking at a floating debris)see?Look hoe fun this is.
(Two arlians riding on giant millipede-like steeds appear out of the ground)
nappa:hey Sasuke-the locals
Sasuke:seems they brought a welcome service.
shizane look unconvinced.
"I don't think they are a welcoming committee"the black haired and hold tonton shonobi
nappa:you know, Sasuke, on some planets they really appreciate foreign communes. really brings in the revenue.(one arilan unsheathes their sword)they'll probably treat us like royalty,vonsidering the-
(arilans handcuff nappa and locks Sasuke and nappa in a cell)
"guess they don't appreciate saiyan"kiba laughs out
"I'm pretty sure they don't like anyone else."shino adds
Sasuke(he calmed down) and shikamaru sighs
Sasuke:well...
nappa:yeah...
arlian prince:i see. you too have been imprisoned by our horrible fascist king.
(arilan prince continues to speaking unintelligibly offscreen while Sasuke and nappa talk)
kunarei face palms"I'm should've seen the fascist king coming," she berates herself and anko says "don't be like that big sister I think is cool "
kunarei look at her and sighs
Nappa:hey, Sasuke
Sasuke:what is it?
Nappa:we're in prison,sasuke.
Sasuke:i see that, nappa
Nappa:hey.
Sasuke:what?
Nappa:don't drop the soap.
the jounin and jiraiya burst out laughing at nappa words, while tsunade and shizune and Iruka stifled their laughter
the jookie of the year and team konohamaru and hanabi don't understand the joke
Sasuke:i swear to God, nappa, I will shiv you.
(scene changes to King Kai planet)
asume spoke up "look like we going to see king kai huh."kakashi smile happily behind he's mask that he was correct
NARRATOR:meanwhile, on the Kai planet...
naruto:so,you're king kai.
king kai:that's right. I'm the most superior martial artist in all of the galaxy-
"he looks so weak,"naruto point out.
Sasuke nods his head"i hate to agree with dobe over here,but how is king kai supposed to help dobe prepare for me and n.. nappa?"
tsunade giggles at them both "I wouldn't judge by appearances, so let's wait and see."
naruto:(notices bubbles )Ooo, a monkey?
"wow naruto get distracted by a monkey "ino says with a deadpan stare naruto was hey
king kai:yes thus is my monkey bubbles. say hello, bubbles.
bubbles:(subtitled)you have come far young warriors. allow me to-
king kai:alright,that enough bubbles.anyway welcome to my planet
hinata frowns."I wanted to hear what he had to say"
naruto:(struggling t stand up)men, I'm so heavy here.
king kai:well, because of small size of my planet, the gravity here is much more intense that on earth
everyone was shock hear that king kai planet gravity is heavy that earth
Gregory:(offscreen)that don't make any sense!
"I have to agree with the mysterious voice"sakura adds
shikamaru look at the screen and decides to explain."Well, something with a much higher mass would have less gravity needed since it has more space. For a planet like King Kai's it needs as much gravity as possible to keep it's center what a drag."
king kai:shut up Gregory!alright, fine-how's this for a reason: I have an unbelievably powerful space pirate locked within the depths of my planet why the gravity is sound heavy here.
sakura could only stare at the screen in pure annoying."or you could just say something like that and completely disregard the science behind it,"the pink hair shonobi huffed out and shikamaru just sighs and says "what a drag"
ino was laugh at sakura before the two of them Start fight(just rival thing I guess)
Bojack: (inside King Kai's Planet) Yarr! Get me out of here!
King kai: Shut up, Bojack! (stomps on the planet three times) Anyway, what are you here for?
naruto : Oh! Well, King Kai, I need you to train me. (shows Sasuke and Nappa's Space Pods flying in space) There's a terrible threat coming to our planet, and I'm its only hope. I'll do whatever it takes for you to train me, I'll withstand any test, I will try as hard as I have to, and I-
KING KAI: Sure.
Everyone was caught off guard.
naruto : (dumbfounded) What?
KING KAI: I'll train you.
naruto : S-Seriously? I thought I'd have to do some kind of test.
"Yeah, we thought too ?" konohamaru asked.
King Kai Are you kidding me? The only company I've had for the last 500 years have been a disembodied pirate...
(Bojack: Yarr!) ...a monkey... (Bubbles screeches) ...and a grasshopper!
George : Actually, I'm a cricket.
king kai: Nobody cares!
BUBBLES: (clapping his hands; subtitled) I care!
KING KAI: You tell him, Bubbles!
naruto : Wow, you're right. I can't imagine anything more boring than that.
"Same, and at least we can get right to the training," kiba appreciates. Everyone else in the audience agrees.
(scene shifts to Planet Namek)
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, on Namek…
"Wait what?"
"wow a place with green color "
(scene goes inside Guru's house, where there's a long silence and a splashing sound can be heard)
GURU: Naaail. Naaaaail!
(Nail walks inside Guru's house and kneels)
NAIL: What is it, Lord Guru?
GURU: I saw a fish. That is all- you can go back outside now.
NAIL: (walks outside of Guru's house; thinking) Oh God, this is so horribly dull. I hope something exciting happens around here soon. I don't care what it is.
"Weird..foreshadowing.." hanabi mutters.
GURU: (offscreen) Naaaaail!
NAIL: (sounding a bit annoyed) What?
GURU: (offscreen) I saw a bird. It was pretty. Kick its ass.
(Nail groans in annoyance)
"Were those Piccolo's?" ino asked openly.
"I-I think so, and I'm confused why," asuma answers.
"I'm sure we'll get our answers if we keep watching dattebayo ," naruto adds.
(scene shifts to planet Arlia)
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, back on Arlia...
(scene goes to the Arlian prison cell, with the Arlian Prince still talking to Sasuke and Nappa)
ARLIAN PRINCE: As you can see, many questionable people have been locked away in here.
ARLIAN PRISONER: Welcome to Oz, bitch! That's right, (to Sasuke ) you with the spiky hair, you're going to be my BITCH! I'm going to sell you for a cigarette- but not before I violate you, because you're my BI-
hinata covered hanabi ears and iruka did the same for team konohamaru .
anko and naruto laughed loudly.
Sasuke though"how dare you mock me"
(Scene cuts to the Arilan throne room)
Arlian king: I love ruling this planet with an iron fist! Right, my quee- (throne room shakes as an explosion occurs offscreen) What in the great Arlian moon was that?
Nappa:Hi!
Arlian king: Who the f* are you two?
Nappa: Hi, I'm Nappa, and that's Sasuke . He was a prison bitch.
More laughter from the room and Sasuke says to himself"dammit nappa I hate you .
Sasuke : Shut the hell up, Nappa!
Nappa: 'Kay.
Sasuke : Anyway, we're here because my partner's an idiot. Now that we've got introductions out of the way, I think I'll just kill you and-
NAPPA: Hey, Sasuke .
Sasuke : Oh God, what now?
NAPPA: (notices Arlian Queen) I think that's their queen. I'm curious how they breed.
"Excuse me?" ino, sakura and tenten said at the same time.
Sasuke : Oh, goddammit, Nappa- that's disgusting! I say we just-
Nappa : (To Arlians) Hey, you guys, breed for us!
"What the hell?"
Arlian king: Why should we listen to you? (Arlians guards begin ssurrounding Sasuke and Nappa) You're surrounded by my thirteen elite... (Nappa kills guards with an explosion) ...dead guards. (to his wife) Well, you heard him, honey.
nappa : They're not doing anything, they're just standing on top of each other and... (a snapping sound is heard while both Arlians start mating) Awww, there we go!
Everyone's face's contort in disgust at the inappropriate scene.
(Nappa takes his cell phone and takes a picture. Sasuke cell phone vibrates, and he takes out his cell phone and sees the picture.)
"That's just not right…"hinata says
Sasuke : (disgusted from what he saw) Oh, goddammit, Nappa!
(scene changes to Earth, on a barren wasteland)
"Thank god, that's over," kiba appreciated and choji nodded
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, back on Earth- Piccolo has finally begun his training with shinachika .
sakura stares at the screen in worry. naruto seeing her crush plight tries to reassure her.
"Maybe Piccolo will go easy on our son sakura Chan ," he tries to convince her crush .
Shinachika : So, Mr. Piccolo, what are you gonna teach me today? A brand new technique? How to sense energy? What about how to fly-
Piccolo : Dodge! (kicks shinachika )
kakahsi face dropped. "Or maybe not…"
sakura mentally screams in uncontrolled rage.
(scene cuts to the barren wasteland at dusk, shinachika is seen injured, has a wart covering his right eye and is sweating)
shinachika : (thinking) Oh man, this training with Mr. Piccolo is really difficult. But I think I'm finally getting the hang of it-
Picccolo : DODGE!
shinachika : What? (gets blasted at point-blank by Piccolo) WAAAAAAAAAAA-
Everyone winces in pain.
sakura continues to scream.
(scene cuts to Piccolo and shinachika in the middle of the wasteland accompanied with a long silence)
Piccolo : (punches shinachika in the face) DOOOOOOODGE!
shinachika:AHHHH!
naruto tries to calm down sakura but get punch in the face Hearing the pink hair shonobi mutter something about eviscerating a green man.
(scene shifts to the Hall of Justice)
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice…
"What?"
"who are their
SUPERMAN: Alright everyone, we have to do something about these Saiyans.They're approaching Earth quickly, and I don't think we have the strength to take them on alone. Batman, what are your thoughts?
"So these guys are like superheroes!?" konohamaru asked with stars in his eyes.
sakura looks at the screen confused. "Why are they a different art style completely?"
"with a lame clothes and names "naruto says
Batman : Well, I think...
Aquaman : (offscreen) I have an idea!
Batman : Oh God, it's Aquaman...
Aquaman: (offscreen) Come on, guys, we could use whales! WHAAALES!
"Excuse me?" Everyone paused.
Superman : Someone, get him out of here!
Aquaman: (sadly; offscreen) I'ma whaaaaales...
"He must really like whales dattebayo ," naruto points out.
choji was think about food like a size of whales
(Scene shifts to planet Arlia)
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, back on Arlia…
ARLIAN KING: There, I banged my wife, will ya leave us in peace?
"just Please kill them," tenten begged.
Sasuke : Actually, no, I'm still going to kill you.
"Thank you Sasuke "
Arlian king: Summon the Rancor!
(the Rancor arises from the ground, which is a gigantic Arlian)
NAPPA: Sasuke ... It's... It's... It's so cute! Can I keep it? Can I keep it?
"Why nappa why ….?
Sasuke : Fine, just catch it or something.
NAPPA: Yay! (Rancor tries to attack Nappa, who grabs its hand) Here boy, shake- (rips off one of the Rancor's fingers) Ahhh, I got your finger. Okay, now boy, catch the ball. Catch the ball! (hurls a blast at the Rancor, completely destroying it) Hagh! Awwww! Aww, I broked-ed it, Sasuke . It must be made of something weak- like paper maché, or menma .
"I'm really starting to fear for the Z-fighters," hinata face turns into one of worry.
"What do you mean?" ino asks.
"The big guy just crushed that Rancor like it was nothing and compared it to menma,"jiraiya answers instead.
The feeling of uneasiness starts to fill up the room.
Arlian king :(the audio downgrades in quality) (terrified and begins running up to his throne)Please, I'll do anything you want!(Sasuke beginshurling debris at the king throne ) We'll give you riches, women- Wait, what are you doing?
Sasuke : I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
"I feel like that's a reference," tsunade says.
Arlian king: I love that song!(debris hits the king in the torso, killing him)AAUGHWRR!
"So, it was," tsuande said.
Sasuke : Ha, did you see that, Nappa- that was totally bada-(looks towards Nappa)What are you doing?
nappa :(offscreen)I'm cuddling it, Sasuke.
"WHY!?" kunarei screams.
Sasuke : It's dead, Nappa.
nappa : NOOOOOO!(cries)Oh, I remember when we first got him, Sasuke .
(flashback of Nappa Killing the Rancor with Barbara Streisand's "The Way We Were" playing in the background)
NAPPA:(audio returns to normal)Ah, good times.
"I really hope we don't have to deal with him much longer?" hanabi hopes.
Arlian: You have freed our race! You two are the greatest heroes known to our planet! We shall erect statues of you…
"Awwwww!" hinata coos finding it nice.
NAPPA: Well, isn't that nice of them, sasuk-
ARLIAN: ...out of our dung.
"Ohhhhh…" hinata face drops again and naruto try to cheer her up ,hinata was smile and sakura was jealous
(silence)
Nappa: Well, isn't that nice of them, Sa-
Sasuke : We're leaving, Nappa.
Nappa : 'Kay.
(Vegeta and Nappa fly to their Space Pods and leave Arlia)
Nappa : Look at us, Sasuke , we saved an entire race from tyranny. We're heroes, Sasuke - we are a couple of really great guy-
(Sasuke exits his pod and destroys Arlia)
Nappa: Ha ha! Ahaha! Ahh... tragic.
"Not really, I'm glad they're gone,"Sasuke voices everyone's thoughts and shino think is cool about the bug men.
[ENDING SEQUENCE]
[STINGER]
(scene shifts to a barren wasteland with shinachika eating berries)
shinachika :(thinking)Wow, I finally learned how to survive all by myself, live on my own, and surviving off the fat of the land. Mr. Piccolo will be so proud-(gets blasted) YAAAYYYAYAYAY... (falls down and starts mumbling)
PICCOLO:(offscreen)
DOOOOOOOOODGE!
sakura smashes the nearest table to pieces scaring everyone else around her.
Chapter End