episode 6:No one ever listens to the magical dragon
(scene changes to drak room with swinging pendulum in the ceiling as Mr popo, shikamaru , kiba ,neji , konohamaru and choji are seen walking forward)
"weird room,"konohamaru comment
"maybe you should says scary.. "moegi adds
"but it does have a very time aesthetic,"iruke says.
shikamaru:um. Mr Popo, are you sure this'll make us strong-
Mr Popo:pecking order
Tsunade places his hand oh his chin"but I should install this pecking order for the someone who give me all the paperwork and some pervert peek me."she says
jiraiya who was sweet drop
"wait about naruto eat he's ramen but we can do something for him to stop eat reman. "kiba says everyone else was nodded (because you know naruto eat reman)
naruto small smile and ready to punch kiba but kakashi stop him before break something
shikamaru:sorry!
(everyone arrives at the pendulum room)
Mr Popo:Damn right you are. now stand in this circle here.
(everyone minus choji are seen standing on the magic circle)
Neji:you mean, like this?
Mr Popo:Yeah. Bye!
Shikamaru:Wait, What?!
(everyone gets teleported to another dimension)
"what just happened?!"
"Where did their go?!"
[Opening Sequence]
King Kai: alright, today we will commence your training.
"Finally we got to see me being training dattebayo!"naruto cheers
naruto:WooHoo! Alright! Now, what's my first lesson?
King Kai:First you must-
Naruto: Catch the monkey! (begins chasing bubbles)
"why does naruto be so stupid?"kiba asked but no one in particular
"I don't know why does you smell like dog shit ?"naruto retorts back.
"what did you say dobe!?"
"don't you heard me dumbsss !"
"shut up,both of you,"tsuande harsh voice cut through
both male respectively sat back in their seats.
King Kai:actually, I was going to-
Naruto:(continues to chase bubbles)whee!
king kai:okay, have fun with that.
"the best choice is leave him like that till he gets tired" tenten giggles
(scene changes to the Z fighters walking in a ruined city)
NARRATOR:Meanwhile,in...
somewhere...
Kiba:wow, this place is a wreck.
Neji:I know-the desolation, the ruin, the horror.
shikamaru:where are we, New Orleans?
"what is that mean?"everyone asked
(record scratch)
Neji: shikamaru!
Shikamaru:what?
Neji:too soon!
"I'm just gonna guess, shikamaru says,something bad happened there,"ino says.
(konohamaru looks at a helmet)
Konohamaru:Huh?
Helmet:(quickly) You must constructa additional pylons
"I think konohamaru sure just run away from a weird helmet" iruka says worried about he's students
(Konohamaru shrieks)
Neji:Konohamaru, get away from there.
Konohamaru:why?
(helmet disintegrates, revealing the head of a saiyan)
"see this is why you don't want to near a weird helmet when become a saiyan"iruka deadpans. team konohamaru Hugging iruka as while hanabi hugging hinata tightly.
Neji:you have no idea where that's been-it could give you an infection
Konohamaru: you're not my dad-don't tell me what to-
(saiyan attack konohamaru, causing him to scream as he falls off the city)
"Konohamaru!"
"dammit you saiyan!"
"OH SHIT!"
"Hey why am I the first one to get caught "
Neji:Konohamaru, My partner!
Kiba:...Gay
"wait am I partner with neji-san in that world "konohamaru asked but no-one answered
"kiba I'm not gay"neji says
"but you never data a single girl before right?"kiba asked
"I wait until 18 year old "neji answered
Neji:Hey, at least I don't spend all my free time living alone with a cat!
Kiba:Hey, at least I get some puss-Wow,that did not come out right.
"hey" kiba shout and naruto was laugh out loud. Akamaru sigh at he's master
Spraut:(disembodied echo)Hey, bruzzel, look what we got here.
Bruzzel:(disembodied echo) Yes, we've got some tourists, spraut.
Spraut: (disembodied echo) Well, then we should give them the tour.
Bruzzel: (disembodied echo) Yes, the tour straight to hell, because we'll be killing them, with our own two diabolical hands, which are comprised of many sinister fingers, which we shall use to fiendishly destroy them one by one until-
"dammit,talk about over explaining the joke"sasuke rolled his eyes at the scene
"we know you guy are evil" konohamaru and udon says
Spraut:(disembodied echo) Oh, for Christ's sake, yes, they get it-we're evil. Shut up!
(Saiyan grabs shikamaru's ankle and pulls him underground)
Shikamaru:Oh,God, Why!?
"why am I the second one that get caught what a drag " shikamaru says and sigh at himself
(Kiba and Neji looks at the hole as fighting sounds can heard along with shikamaru screaming)
Shikamaru:Oh,God, this can't possibly get any worse
Mr.Popo:Hi
(Shikamaru screaming louder, possibly due to seeing Mr.Popo.)
(Shikamaru Owned count:4)
"so I can't pity you now right"ino asked to shikamaru
"what a drag"shikamaru answer
Kiba: it's up to us!We have to attack together!
Neji:Right, back to back! Let's do it for konohamaru!
Kiba:And shikamaru!
(crickets chips in silence)
"wow look like no-one is back up on me what a drag? " shikamaru says
everyone tried not to laugh expect neji and Sasuke
Kiba:eh, okay, just konohamaru.
(Kiba and Neji charge up to attack the saiyan)
"look like kiba and neji is going to fight the saiyan on their own "ino says
"their going to lose right " tenten point up
(Scene shifts to the pendulum room with Mr popo standing next to circle)
Mr popo:Alright, let's see how they're doing inside
(Kiba and Neji are seen getting hit send screaming in pain as Mr Popo laughs, loving every moment of it.)
as everyone unnerved at the scene
(Eventually, Everyone returns to the Pendulum room, exhausted and terrified)
"wait what happened?"ino asked
"That weird circle is like a transporter. It's capable of sending someone into a dimension akin to a simulation of sorts. So, even though the were killed in the dimension they didn't actually die in real life what a drag "shikamaru answered
"so that explains the weird appreciate of other saiyans! " sakura says
"that so smart to train in a weird circle "jiraiya nodded
Mr popo:So, How war it?
(Heavy breathing are heard with shikamaru muttering something unintelligent about "darkness")
Neji:it...horrible.
Mr popo:Good, you survived the first test.
"wait that only the first test?"
Shikamaru:(relieved) Oh, thank God!
Mr popo:But I have some bad new.
Shikamaru:What?
Mr popo:You're going back.
Shikamaru:(sounding a bit scared)wh-what?
Mr popo:bye!(Z-fighters all get teleported back to the ruined city)
Shikamaru:(screaming)No!
"look like we can't pity you guy at all "tsunade repeated
Everyone had to agree with that one expect shikamaru, kiba, konohamaru and neji sigh's
(short silence with Kami suddenly appearing next to Mr popo)
Kami:Mr popo, where did you send them?
Mr popo: I'll tell you where they're not:safe.
hanabi hugs hinata tighter
team konohamaru hugs iruka tighter
(scene changes to King Kai's planet,naruto has just caught Bubbles)
Naruto:woohoo! Alright, I caught the mon-(notices Gregory) ooh, a crick!(drops bubbles who screeches in pain)
"I really wonder how long does naruto took"choji says while eating
Gregory:Yeah, I'm Gregory-
Naruto:(holding a hammer) I'ma smash him!
Gregory:(visibly terrified)What?(shift to inside King Kai's house; Gregory is seen blasting by)OHMYDEARGOD!
Naruto:(chases Gregory with the hammer)Wee-hee
"look like we can't pity him either"
King Kai:(watering a plant, unconcerned) Shut up, Gregory
(Gregory screams as naruto hits there ground with a hammer)
Bojack:Yarr...
King Kai :(continues watering a plant, unconcerned)Shut up, Bojack.
"look like he's not even trying to stop brat "tsuande comments annoyed
"hime I'm pretty sure he tried and realized trying to stop naruto is absolutely pointless just like me"jiraiya tells her
(scene changes to Kami Lookout)
Kami: it seems that your train her is complete
"all they did was die over and over again"asuma replied with a deadpan tone.
Shikamaru:but we-
Kami:Mr popo,do you have any last comments for them?
Mr popo:(extremely blunt) you're all going to die.
"the unwavering faith is just rolling off of him"anko replies sarcastically.
"Iook like I have another bad feeling about things, "lunatic says to herself
Kami:Thank you, Mr popo.Now I believe it is time for you to leave.
Shikamaru:But-but all we did was-
Mr popo:pecking order
(Z fighter fly off the lookouts with neji screaming)
Shikamaru:Oh, God, get out of my way!
"run everyone run"naruto and konohamaru shout
(scene changes to King Kai's planet)
Naruto: I completed the first two lessons,King Kai
King Kai:Yes, congratulations, you've managed to catch my pet monkey, bubbles, and give Gregory a concussion.
"An average day in the afterlife of naruto uzumaki"tsunade states proudly
"why are you so proud of that?" jiraiya asked
Gregory:(in pain, off screen) You psychoto bastard!
"Yes he is "
King Kai:Now we can start on you real training and I can teach you the-
Naruto:Oh, before you do, could you tell me about the Saiyans.
"Ooooh"everyone let's out excitedly expect few of them
King Kai :Not much to tell you other that they all died 20 years ago.
"that's a lot of info right there " kakashi snickers
"kakashi where is your youthful go huh"gai says kakashi rolling eyes
Naruto:(gasps)Even my dad?
(flashback of minato screaming while burning)
"wow his dad is practically his twin "kiba comments.
"menma looks nothing like him at all, "udon adds
jounin and sannin wide open at the scene though "fourth/minato/sensei"
while naruto was sad and angry about he's dad seal the nine tail inside him naruto eyes true into red look down
(King Kai is seen holding his mouth, trying not to burst out laughing)
King Kai:(abruptly)Yes.
"not funny"naruto says while looking down and try to calm down
everyone was worried about naruto is not like him at all
Naruto:Really? what killed them?
King Kai:Let me check.(checks Wikipedia entry)Let's see here. "Stupid monkeys hit by falling rocks. Hahahahahahaha! P.S. Freeza rules you." That doesn't seem right-
"frieze?"naruto want to punch this frieze guy
naruto:Bored now. let's get back to training, King Kai.
"I wonder how many times he's said that to sakura"kiba quips laughing. he feels a dark stare looking directly at him and stop laughing
King Kai:(lets out an exasperated sigh)
(scene changes to Jiraiya island)
NARRATOR: And so, one year has passed- the characters who actually did anything in the last series, but not in this one, have finally found themselves of use and have summoned the Eternal Dragon to wish back their fallen comrade, Naruto!
"so, we just get a time skip that,"sakura raise an eyebrow
"well, at least we finally get to the confrontation with sasuke and nappa"neji says,getting a bit excited. everyone starts feeling the same ready for the actions to get underway expect naruto who try to calm down
Everyone, but tsuande and kunarei who couldn't shake the bad feeling they were getting
Ino:I don't get it. why are we doing this again?
Jiraiya:because my sister, baba, told us to.(shenron gets summoned)
Shenron : You have summoned the eternal dragon. Make your wish and I'll-(recognizes jiraiya,ino, and tonton , with disdain)Oh, God, it'syouguys again. Can't anyone else find these damn things?! Ah, screw it, whatever, what do you want?
"look like the dragon doesn't like us ,"ino states the obvious
"look like we probably summoned him bunch of times already"konohamaru answered to ino
hinata look a nut mirth at it "he doesn't have to be so rude about it,"the white eyes teen huffs
Jiraiya:There are two horrible Saiyans coming to our planet and we need naruto to be brought back to life in order to defeat them.
Shenron: Really? You know you could, um, just wish me–a magical dragon–to send them into an asteroid field. One crossed wire and BOOM, right in the sun!
Jiraiya :(insistently)No, you see, as long as we have Naruto , we'll be fine.
"that's gonna bite them in the add someday "kakashi points out
Shenron :(puzzled)Right... Yeah, okay, fine, whatever, I'll grant your wish. Just don't come crying to me when half your stupid asses get killed! Ah, who am I kidding? You will.
(Shenron's eyes starts to glow and then the scene changes to King Kai's planet, with Naruto halo disappearing)
Naruto : Hey, King Kai, I'm alive again!
King Kai: Yes, and you've conveniently learned the Kaio-ken and the Spirit Bomb off-screen. Now get the f*k off my planet!
"naruto learned the kaio-what android the what bomb"sakura asked
"I'm sure we'll see them forehead "ino reassures her
sakura looks unconcerned" I know pig, it's just that we skipped the whole training thing,"
naruto:Alright,andthank you, King Kai, for all the training. It'll be a hard fight when I return to Earth, but now, I'm truly confident-
King Kai : GO HOME!
"he couldn't even let brat get his thank out, "tauande huffs harshly in annoyance
"he spent a year with dobe, I'm sure that would drive most people insine"sasuke says other was nodded as naruto was hey annoying
Naruto:'Kay, Bye!(flies off King Kai's planet)
(silence as king kai, Gregory, and Bubbles watch Mauritius leave)
King Kai:(sudden realization)Oh, God, what have I done?! I'm all alone again!
"and he regretted it immediately"sakura says smugly
Bubbles:(subtitled) Well, good sir, you've still my modest company. How about I grab us some tea and some quiet music and we-
King Kai: Shut up, Bubbles!
Gregory: Well, I'm still here for you , sir.
King Kai: Shut up, Gregory!
Bojack : Yarr, You've still have-
King Kai: Shut up, Bojack!
"He just hates all of them, "hinata says sadly
"understandable"sasuke replies
[ENDING SEQUENCE]
[STINGER]
(scene shifts on Earth in a barren wasteland)
Piccolo : All right, runt, your training is complete. Now you and I will take over the worl-
"He's still on that?" sakura asks annoyed.
Kami:(telepathically)Hello? Hello?
Piccolo :(telepathically)Ugh. What is it, old man?
Kami:(telepathically)I just wanted to check in and make sure you were ready for the Saiyans.
Piccolo :(telepathically)Ready for the what now?
"He DIDN'T know?!" Almost everyone shouted in surprise.
Iruka eyes widened in realization. "That's right! He took off with shinachika , before Sasuke and Nappa said they were coming through the scouter!" Levy shouted.
Everyone suddenly face palms all together just realizing this.
Kami:(telepathically)Didn't Mr. Popo tell you? There are two Saiyans headed towards the Earth as we speak. Both several times more powerful than the last one you faced. They should be landing pretty soon- within a few days, in fact.
Piccolo : New plan, shinanchika , we're going to kick some Saiyan ass!
Shinachika : Um, okay?(silence)
Piccolo:(telepathically)You're still there, aren't you?
Kami :(telepathically)I'm just so lonely...
Piccolo :(out loud)Get out of my head!
Everyone laughed at the exchange between the two and naruto finally calm down
Chapter End