Episode 8: Saiyan? On My Planet?
(Scene changes to outer space where Sasuke and nappa space pods are seen arriving at Earth)
Napp:Are we there yet?
"don't you start it,"sasuke commanded as he stared at scene as naruto stay quiet and try to calm down at the last time
Sasuke:(slighty annoyed) No.
Nappa:Are we there yet?
Sasuke:(more annoyed)No.
Nappa:Are we there yet?
Sasuke:(Now irritated)No!
Nappa:Are we there yet?
Sasuke:(relieved) Yes.
"Finally!"Sasuke releases a huge load of stress
[Opening Sequence]
(Space pods crash through a building and land in the middle of road, forming two huge craters)
Nappa:Hey look, Sasuke, more locals.
"Please don't tell me it's gonna be the bug planet all over again "hinata hopes
(citizens are shown to be completely scared with most of them whimpering)
Citizen: ...So, are you guys alien-
(Nappa destroys the entire city, leaving nothing but a gigantic crater)
"holy shit..."Sasuke breathes out shock
The entire shonobi jaw drop in surprise at nappa destruction.
"he just killed all those innocent people.."naruto shock turns to anger.
Nappa:Ahhh, I hate awkward silences.
"and that excuses big mass genocide "tsunade malice seeps through her words.
Sasuke:Dammit, Nappa, think before you act! What if you'd have blown up one of the dragon balls?
Nappa: The what now, Sasuke?
"not surprised he forgot"ino says out loud trying to get everyone minds off the previous scene
Sasuke:the dragon balls, nappa. don't you remember our wish?
(flashback of naruto talking to menma about the dragon ball)
Naruto:The Dragon balls, you know? there are seven of them. they grant any wish you want-like immortality?
Tonton:Or ino panties?
(back to present)
Nappa:Yeah, pandas...
"And that proves he's dumber than naruto"kiba goads at naruto
naruto turns his attention towards kiba momentarily forgetting anything that happened
"What was that dog shit!"
"you heard me dobe! "
Tsunade doesn't say a word before she forces the two back into their seats
Sasuke:You know what, nappa? one of these days you're going to die.Then you'll be out if my hair forever.(caption appears at the bottom of the screen saying"Epic Foreshadowing") Now let's just.(Sasuke and nappa fly off towards the Z fighters )
Sasuke was smile at himself says because he really want nappa to death
"The only matter is how"sakura mutters.
(scene changes to a barren wasteland)
Piccolo:(senses the saiyans ki) Shinachika, on your guard! they're coming right towards us.
Shinachika:But, why would they be headed our way?
Piccolo:They're probably seeking to eliminate the strongest power level.
Shinachika:(not catching on) But... my dad's dead.
"Never change Shina-chan "sakura chuckles enjoying shinachika's back talk
ino sighs at her best friend behavior.
Piccolo:(getting irate)I was referring to me!
Shinachika:Oh, well by that logic, I supposes you would have the strongest power level on Earth.
Mr Popo:(appears as tiny speck on top of faraway plateau)Hah!
Chills run though the entire audience.
(Shikamaru arrives at the battlefield)
Shikamaru:Hey guys, Shikamaru here!
"Yay shikamaru"naruto, kiba, choji and team konohamaru cheer.
Piccolo:Oh, I thought I sensed someone else coming. Good, it seems you've increased your post since we last met.
"So he can complement people "Neji eyes widened
Shikamaru:I know! isn't it great?I
Piccolo:You're almost as strong as shinachika now.
"Nevermind what a drag "shikamaru sighed
Shikamaru: I-wait, but he's only five...
Shinachika: it's because I'm a saiyan?
"that's gonna be the explanation for a lot later on isn't it "Jiraiya asked
"I can see it "tauande sighs
Shikamaru: Well, at least there's only two of you. So, ugh, how bad was the training with piccolo?
Shinachika: Well, the training wasn't that bad. Mr piccolo's actually real nice after you get to know him
"we're using the word nice loosely right?"hanabi asked hinata with a raised eyebrow
(Flashback of shinachika training with piccolo)
Piccolo: shinachika, I've brought you a sparring partner today
Shinachika: Really? Who?(scene cuts to Shinachika getting chased by a dinosaur)
"if I ever meet some green man I'll show him what hell fell like "sakura mutters, a dark aura forming around her again
(back to present)
Shinachika: So how was your training, shikamaru?
(shikamaru begins whimpering while Mr.Popo can heard laughing and his eyes comes up behind shikamaru.)
"I don't think we going to sleeping tonight"udon says, shivering, everyone was agree with udon also shivering
shikamaru:(breaking down crying)First rule of popo training: Do not talk about popo training!
"he sounds like an abuse victim,right shikamaru"ino noted
"what a drag "shikamaru adds
Shinachika:(puzzled) shikamaru, why are you crying?
Shikamaru:(voice starts breaking down) second rule of popo training...
Piccolo:Aw man, he's already crying-and the saiyan aren't even here ye-
Nappa:Yeah we are!
(Sasuke and nappa has arrived at the battlefield as Mars:The bringer of war by Gustav Holst plays in the background)
"how did they not notice them?!" ino shock reappers.
"Talking Can be a very good distraction,"asuma answers
"the fight is about to start, show them your power of youth "gai comment trump up
Nappa:Hi.
(Sasuke and nappa land in the front of the group)
Piccolo: so, you guys are the saiyan?
Nappa:No.
"then what are you? "hanabi asked sarcastically
Sasuke: don't be rude, Nappa
Shikamaru:And you're here for the Dragon Balls?
Nappa:No.
"that why are you here?"moegi asked
Sasuke:...We are. and I am the prince of all saiyan
Piccolo: you're a prince?
Nappa:No.
The audience rolls their eyes.
Sasuke:...Fk you, Nappa
Piccolo:So what do we call you?
Nappa:I am Nappa, and this is Sasuke He was a prison...
Sasuke/sasuke:(interrupted)Shut up, nappa
Nappa:(whispering)...bitch.
almost everyone laugh a bit expect Sasuke still interrupted at nappa
Sasuke:(through clenched teeth) Dammit, Nappa.
Nappa:(notices piccolo) on look, Sasuke, it's a namekian.
Shikamaru:Hey, I take offense to that.
"He not talking about you shikamaru "ino facepalms
shikamaru through what a drag women.
Piccolo: he's referring to me, you idiot. And it's not an insult; the Namekians are a fine, proud race of-
Nappa:That means he doesn't have a penis, right Sasuka.
"that proves even more as to why he didn't recognize Shina-chan"sakura explain.
"you're really explain that forehead "ino asked with a brow raised
sakura look at scene don't care about ino .
(Piccolo stands gaping his mouth in shock as snickering from shikamaru can be heard off screen trying not to laugh)
Sasuke:(Amused)Eunuchs
kurenai brows lower in a straight line.
Shinachika:So what exactly does that make you, Mr Piccolo? You survive mostly on water-based Does that make you a slug or a plant?
"he really is a nerd huh? "Kiba says nonchalantly.He receives a punch to the face courtesy of sakura.
Piccolo:(trying to restrain his anger) shinachika, not now!
Shinachika:And do you also conduct photosynthesis or do you-
Piccolo Nappa :NEEEEERD!
Shinachika: Wait What?
"Be nice,"Sakura reprimands.
"they can't hear you forehead," ino whispers to sakura.Pink head glared as a response.
(a couple of new helicopters arrive at the battlefield)
"what are those never seen it before "Tenten asked
"and why are they there"hinata shouts in concern
"Just humanity being dumb again "hanabi answers.
Mr Kent: These are them folks-the terrible monsters who destroyed west city! Jimmy, hurry up and get a shot of the blad one.
"which one "konohamaru says.
Jimmy:(Looks at Napa and piccolo)Um, which one, Mr Kent?
Nappa: look , Sasuke, the paparazzi. I have to protect my image!(destroy a cargo robot)
"what image "everyone asked
Jimmy:Oh my God, he blew up the cargo robot! and the cargo was people!(the rest 0f the new helicopters leave)
as the shonobi grit their teeth in anger at the senseless violence.
Nappa:Good now I'm gonna read their power levels, Sasuke
(Nappa uses his scouter to read shinachika, piccolo and shikamaru power levels, which reads 0.8 menma for shinachika, 1.1 menma for piccolo and 0.9 menma for shikamaru)
"I though they needed weighted clothes for that gai sensei"lee comments
"I guess it's a skill they learned during training Lee! youth "gai says as a statement
(you know what those two did right know something about sensai and student )
Nappa:(also removes his scouter)You mean like YouTube friends?
Sasuke:Yes, and I have a better way of testing their power levels.Plant the saibamen
Nappa:(Plants a seed at the ground) Yay!
(six saibamen erupt from the ground)
"are those vegetables?"naruto asked confused.
everyone blanch at the mention of vegetables.
Nappa:Ta-da!
Piccolo:(shocked)Wha-what are those?
Sasuke: They're cultivated life forms. All with the same power level as menma. That right; he was so weak, we could actually grow menmaes!
"that actually terrifying"asuma says
Nappa:But, Sasuke,then you have to worry about the Fraggles
"what?""huh?"
Sasuke: Oh God dammit, nappa, nobody's going to get that.
"True, we didn't,"kakashi agrees
Neji:(off screen)as a matter of fact...(Neji and konohamaru arrive a at the battlefield)
"neji do you really get that joke "tenten asked neji
"no I didn't "neji replay
"yay more backup "Team konohamaru cheers.
Sasuke: (sarcastically) Oh,Goody,more of them. Who the hell are you?
Nappa:sasuke,look more people,(looks at shinachika)the small one, (looks at piccolo, shikamaru and neji)three tall ones, and-(looks at konohamaru)Ah...ah...Sasuke! look, a Pokemon.
"A... what?"
"I'm a...what now ?"konohamaru asked
konohamaru: I'm not a Pokemon! I'm konohamaru!Konohamaru!
Nappa:Did you're hear that, Sasuke? it's a konohamaru. (holds a poke Ball) I'm gonna catch it!
Nappa: I told you I'm not a poke(gets hit by a poke Ball)Ow!
"still don't get these references" sakura and ino says at the same time.
Nappa:Awwww, it's didn't work, Sasuke.
Sasuke:That's because you have to damage it first.
Nappa:Alright, let's see if I can get a critical!
"it's about to start dattebayo!" naruto yells, ready to action
(Konohamaru flinches in response;Kiba arrives at the battlefield)
"oh, it's just kiba "naruto says in a bored tone.kiba who want to punch naruto but as hinata stop him
Kiba:Hey guys, I'm here now.
shikamaru:(Joyfully)its Kiba!
Kiba: that's right-don't worry, guys, we worked ourselves half to death with our training, so I know as long as we stick together, well take on these saiyan, and WE WILL WI-
(As a saibamen latches onto kiba and self destructs. All that's left after explosion is Kiba Corpse)
as everyone was silence
"holy shit" everyone thought in minds only kiba though about his first death .
Shikamaru:(off screen) Yeah...! Woooo...!
[ENDING SEQUENCE]
(Nappa is naming the remaining five saibamen, with an arrow pointing to the first four from right to left )
Nappa:And that one's snuggles, and that one's foofoo, and that one's cabbagehead , and that one other-cabbagehead,(shows a saibamen struggling to get up) and that one's Sasuke Jr.
"they have a names "naruto cheered, getting over kiba death
"just kill the lest saibamen please "sasuek bagged to kill the saibamen
[Sasuke kills Sasuke Jr]
Nappa:Sasuke Jr.,Noooo!
"thank "Sasuke says
"wow Sasuke just killed one," Kiba laughs
Episode end