Jam Cowhide bio
 Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Pokémon, and Fate/stay night. Pen Name: JamCow Age: 1267321 Hobbies: -Procrastinating -Playing games, watching anime, and reading manga -Staying awake at night, unable to sleep as I remember various past regrets of social suicides in middle school Likes: Browsing YouTube, reading fanfic and manga, and watching anime Dislikes: Being stressed out over real life responsibilities because I procrastinated by browsing Youtube, reading fanfic and manga, and watching anime Strengths: I dunno. Flaws: I take thirty minutes to poop because I spend so much time looking at my phone on the toilet Looking at reviews, seeing how people say how they like my stories, and then feeling guilty as I procrastinate, not updating my stories Leaving things unfinished and telling myself I will do it later I'll finish the rest of this profile later |
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As Expected He Was More Warped Than Most by The Dark Imperial reviews
Nasuverse(Fate) AU. Creepy. Weird. Disgusting. Fish eye'd. They called him a lot of things. He couldn't disagree. He knew there was something wrong with him. But he didn't hate himself. He couldn't hate anyone. Nor love anyone for that matter. He did not understand why but perhaps the people around him could teach him.
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 199,427 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 10/4/2020 - Hachiman H., Haruno Y., Hiratsuka S.
Fate Zero: Sword's Redemption by Dhaturas reviews
On the eve of the Fourth Holy Grail War, a different Caster is summoned in a different house with a different family's blood. And so, the Fate of the Holy Grail War will forever be changed. This is the story of those seeking redemption for their sins.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,113 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 3,005 - Updated: 11/19 - Published: 9/9/2017 - Shirō E., Caster
His Body is Made of Swords by xolef225 reviews
Unaware of loss, nor aware of gain. That phrase defined him since the day of his birth. However, the words of a certain magus allowed him to finally break free from the shackles that made him Shirou Emiya. The counterforce would not acknowledge the contract of a man who didn't exist, so where else could he go, other than back to the beginning?
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,462 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 3,009 - Follows: 3,806 - Updated: 10/26 - Published: 1/12/2020
Fate help me, my sister is Heracles! by X-kalibuuuur reviews
News flash! I'm a dude from the 21st century with amnesia, somehow reborn into some baby named Iphicles. Oh, my sister is named Alcides by the way. What can possibly go wrong?... I hate my life. (Reversed gender; Big sis Heracles, young brother MC, NOT SI) (may require some TYPE-MOON lore)
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,896 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 7/18 - OC, Heracles
The Saga of Shirou's Summons by Pallan Minerva reviews
An anthology of stories where Shirou summons different Servants, and the wacky hijinks they get up to around our friendly neighborhood Ally of Justice. Warning: contains reinterpretations and reimaginings that stray outside of traditional understandings of characters. Reader discretion is advised.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 215,809 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 2,300 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 7/23/2019 - Shirō E., Iskandar, Tamamo, Kiara S.
Dad, What's a Harem? by KingLeviathan77 reviews
Whenever his son decides to ask a question, Minato has answers. Unfortunately, this answer backfires, he loses sleep, and his wife tries to kill him. (This is crack by the way...)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,653 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 8/15/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Minato N., Obito U.
How Do You Like Me Now? by I'm Pretty Bored reviews
"I used to think my life was a romantic tragedy. But then I realised...it's a romantic comedy." Or, that time some fish-eyed idiot sent the wrong photo to the right people (Sagami Part 2)
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 123,118 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 7/24/2019 - Hachiman H., Y. Zaimokuza, Sagami M.
Seals are Easy, People are Hard by slythefoxx2 reviews
Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,970 - Reviews: 4363 - Favs: 14,495 - Follows: 16,458 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Y'know Nothing Jon Snow! by Umodin reviews
Y'know, I never realized how much the phrase about life giving you lemons resonated with me until all of this malarkey happened. I should be dead. Instead, I was dropped into the world of Pokémon, turned into a nine-year-old that looked nothing like I used to. To not take advantage of this supernatural opportunity was just stupid, however. And so, I became a trainer. OC-SI
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,330 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 6,013 - Follows: 6,702 - Updated: 8/11/2020 - Published: 8/20/2015 - OC
Kakashi's Mini-me by theriku260 reviews
Just one action can set a person on a new path, and when Naruto decides that pranking Kakashi on their first meeting might not be the wisest it changes the Jinchuuriki's- and Konoha's- future forever. Slow updates!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,464 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 2,049 - Updated: 6/6/2020 - Published: 9/11/2018 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Naruto says shit by SupahToilet reviews
He says shit
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2020 - Naruto U. - Complete
Heart of Glass by Arrixam reviews
Gaia had, at last, slain Alaya but has yet to achieve victory. In its last cry to save humanity, Alaya spreads its dying embers all over the globe. Emiya Shirou is one such fragment, an incarnation to Alaya's expression of Blade. But as the fires of the Fourth War wash away this aspect of humanity, what remains of Shirou? (Contains some original lore, Predator!Shirou)
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 148,423 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 3,125 - Follows: 3,357 - Updated: 3/17/2020 - Published: 10/25/2015
Singularity E (false) by FiendLurcher reviews
After Goetia's defeat and the world's salvation things in Chaldea seem to be winding down. But not everyone is content with leaving things be and going back to normalcy after saving the world.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,524 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 195 - Published: 2/14/2020 - Archer, Ritsuka F. - Complete
Red Dragon of Stupidity by Nosferatu869 reviews
Have you ever seen a Shonen series with a dumb protagonist that is absurdly strong for some reason? Well, that is exactly who this Ise is. He's not the sharpest knife in the kitchen, you see. Of course, Ise would tell you not to play with knives because he is an idiot (Strong-Human Ise)(Dumb Ise)(Harem)
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 124,075 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 4/11/2019 - Published: 1/8/2018 - H. Issei, Rias G., A. Asia, Raynare
Hold The Heavens by Atlanrom reviews
No matter what he does, No matter what universe he is in, Shirou Emiya has always and will always give everything he has to protect his loved ones. Even if it means surpassing the True Magics. AU.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,801 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 2,527 - Updated: 3/18/2019 - Published: 6/4/2017 - Shirō E.
Insane Gudako by revdb reviews
Gudako, caught between the unending struggle to summon the strongest servants and her obsession to find more Saint Quartz, is dragged away into the Fourth Holy Grail War as a Servant. But instead of planning to win the war, she plans to dominate all the cool SSR servants that might appear and drag them back to Chaldea. Current arc: Gudako vs aliens
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,841 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 3/9/2019 - Published: 7/19/2017 - Arturia Pendragon, Ritsuka F.
The Unlucky Twin by Paulzies reviews
'Karatachi Yagura vs. Karatachi Kagura'. Everything started from a single bad draw. But I suppose things didn't turn out that badly in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 145,889 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 3/5/2019 - Published: 3/9/2018 - Itachi U., Orochimaru, Anko M., OC
LOOP by Cheekygaya reviews
What if, and this is strictly hypothetical... what if you could reload your save data to change your previous choice, like in a game? Would it change your life?
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,282 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/8/2018 - Published: 2/7/2018 - Hachiman H., Yuigahama Y., Yukino Y.
Unshackled Route by St. Provena reviews
Among the infinite possibilities that exist upon the tree of time, the boy known as Shirou lay dying among the inferno of the Holy Grail. This time, however, he wasn't saved by a certain magus killer. Instead, he has been set down on a route that will affect history as they know it. It was a one in a trillion chance, but perhaps now he can succeed where his other selves failed
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,500 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 3,617 - Follows: 4,089 - Updated: 11/27/2018 - Published: 7/18/2017 - Shirō E., Gilgamesh, Enkidu
There is no way Imanity can cheat using magic! by miauzhang reviews
Imanity is the weakest of the 16 races because they can't use magic. Or that's what everyone thought. When a half homunculus magus from another world came to Disboard, what will happen?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & No Game, No Life/ノーゲーム･ノーライフ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,485 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 2/6/2017 - Illyasviel von Einzbern
Steins:Fate by SteelBlades333 reviews
"I am the bone of my sword," those words were uttered long in the past, words that carried the undeterred resolve of a young man named Emiya Shirou. However, Fate decided to take an extraordinary twist in plot when Shirou suddenly wakes up in an entirely new world with amnesia by his side. Will the boy still be able to live up his ideals by saving ALL in the madness loop of time?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Steins;Gate/シュタインズ ゲート - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,966 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 6/5/2018 - Shirō E., Okabe R., Kurisu M.
The Legend of Eevee: Majerkass's Mask by that one little guy reviews
When an evil Nuzleaf has caused the moon to fall and destroy the world in three days, you probably wonder how things can get any worse. Here's how: The only one who can stop it is a certain peabrained, time traveling Pichu. Say your prayers, Termina.
Crossover - Pokémon & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,351 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/14/2017 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Clefairy/Pippi, Pichu - Complete
Tales of a brownie by Karganeth reviews
As Rin begins her education as a member of the Mage's Association Shirou must face his greatest challenges yet as a janitor of the Clock Tower. The brownie of Homurahara will be faced with the dangers of British cafeteria food, card tricks, and a cult that keeps claiming he destroyed Atlantis.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,350 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 9/30/2017 - Published: 6/17/2017 - Shirō E., Rin T., Waver V., K. Zelretch S.
Back to Basics by Nightmare Sired Muse reviews
At sixteen, Ash Ketchum was renowned as a prodigy. Together with his pokemon, he had overcome rivals, aided in the destruction of Team Rocket, and conquered two separate League Conferences. Then the tragedies of New Island washed it all away. It was only then, at his darkest hour, that his true journey to greatness began. Kalos, AU, veteran trainer Ash
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,966 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 9/24/2017 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi
familiar blood by bioat reviews
a retelling of unlimited blade works, from archer's perspective. (or: archer is not as smooth as he likes to think he is, a fic) rated for the same violence and death the original series had.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,128 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 6/4/2017 - Complete
The Acquaintance by that.girl.we.all.luv reviews
It all started with curiosity getting the better of a civilian girl when she decided to say "hello" to the most hated child in Konoha. (This is probably going to turn into a crack fic lol).
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 60,752 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
The Christmas Adventure of the Eternally Absent God by weewah reviews
A Shizuka x 8man story? Join 8man in a non-fantasy adventure with a little bit of everything. After accidentally unleashing a terrifying beast, 8man is forced into a high-stakes battle of wits and persuasion against a sensei who knows him inside out.
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,072 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 4/30/2015 - Hachiman H., Hiratsuka S. - Complete
Konoha's Maelstrom by Formulaic reviews
If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,315 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 3,966 - Follows: 4,185 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Naruto U.
Please Drink Responsibly When Saving the World by Zenthisoror reviews
Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 183 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Rin is a Genius by Fatuous One reviews
It's tough not being crazy.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Archer, Rin T., Shirō E. - Complete
Sick Time by Moczo reviews
Rin does not get sick often. And when she does, she does not take it well, much to the dismay of her beset-upon Archer. But still... there really should be a LIMIT to just how badly a little cold should be taken. Written for Elf. Hi, Elf!
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 144 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Archer, Rin T. - Complete
Team Badass by Hulkishpower reviews
The name, Team 7 is too boring for the flamboyant group of friends, Naruto Sasuke and Sakura. Poor Kakashi, he's going crazy because of his crazy students. Friendship fun ambition equals? Calculated chaos.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,335 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Naruto U.
The Legend of Eevee: Pokéflute of Time by that one little guy reviews
The crossover you've been dreading: It's Ocarina of Time, but everybody's a Pokémon! Enjoy this less than accurate retelling of the classic game where the Hero of Time is an idiotic Pichu and his partner is the bitchiest Happiness Pokémon you've ever met!
Crossover - Pokémon & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 74,036 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Pichu, Togetic/Togechick - Complete
A Mother's Touch by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
In which little Naruto likes Sasuke's mom. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,140 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 5,591 - Follows: 869 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Luck: E-rank reviews
Fighting Gilgamesh sucks. Getting tossed into a different dimension and being forced to save the entirety of humanity sucks even more. But what sucks the most: is the infuriating summoning system that won't give him S a b e r .
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 4/23/2020 - Published: 2/18/2019 - Shirō E., EMIYA
Fate reviews
Fate is often inconvenient. Certain events can lead to even the mightiest befalling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2018 - Complete
Holes reviews
Pokemon is full of holes if you pay attention...so many holes...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 3/20/2017
The Neglected Asshole reviews
An implied neglected Naruto fic. Except it's not serious.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 9/13/2016 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Naruto: The Game reviews
Having your life as a video game is supposed be awesome right? Right? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2016 - Naruto U. - Complete
Practical and Logical Part 2! reviews
How battles would have been done in the Naruto world if Naruto used logic. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/22/2016 - Naruto U. - Complete
Practical and Logical reviews
How battles would have been done in the Naruto world if Naruto used logic. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Naruto U. - Complete
Screw You! reviews
Jiraiya pushed Naruto off the cliff and Naruto met the Kyuubi. Rated M for insultive language. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Can I Be Batman Now? reviews
Itachi killed his clan and Sasuke...umm... Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Team Seven - Complete