Steavatronhide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Naruto. I like Naruto and Harry Potter fics, mostly cause I prefer to have finished the Canon first. (Though I have followed certain authors into unfamiliar fandoms) After getting addicted to fanfiction I haven't really watched much. Favorite pairings: Naruto-Hinata (Hinata deserves so much better than the way she was treated in canon) Harry-Hermione (Hermione is just the best) Tony-Pepper (Love me some Pepperoni) Raven-Jinx Raven-Terra Tanya-Visha Ben-Gwen (Leave me alone) Favorite stories: Noodlehammer's Reaching for a Dream and its sequels. (Best Naruto fic I've ever read. Do yourself a favor if you haven't already.) Leadv0ne's Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches. (Best HP fic I've ever read. Do yourself a favor if you haven't already.) ‘Don’t Go Back on My Word’ is currently my most popular story, regardless of the fact that I let it languish for literal years. Being a fan of the Hello Internet podcast (it's good, give it a try), I've recently learned that no one likes an 'Irish Goodbye'. I'm going to either finish my stories or difinitively discontinue them so no one hangs in the balance. (Not that I expect many people care about my stories, but whatever.) I write for fun, even if I'm not particularly great at it. I enjoy it, and I think that's what matters most, right? |
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Saint of Letzenbourg by Xanen reviews
The 203rd is tasked with rescuing a young relative of the Emperor. Unfortunately for Tanya he's a maniac seems hell bent on getting himself killed! But she seems to be the only one that realises it, clearly being X has something to do with this.
Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 430,367 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 11/22 - Published: 7/21/2019 - Tanya, OC
Stranded by Starfox5 reviews
Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. The star Seeker and the swotty muggleborn have been at each other's throats since their first year at Hogwarts. Their feud has cost Gryffindor more points than the Weasley twins and has now resulted in the two of them being stranded on a deserted island.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,043 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 11/21 - Published: 1/3 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Ron W., Lavender B.]
Sealkeeper: He Who Binds by Eyazahrid reviews
His sister may have been given the Kyuubi, but armed with Namikaze Minato's greatest sealing masterpiece, Uzumaki Naruto will carve his way through the shinobi world- one body at a time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,169,592 - Reviews: 9056 - Favs: 8,966 - Follows: 9,231 - Updated: 11/12 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Naruko U.
The Letters to No One by the3littlewords reviews
In a world where Harry Potter disappeared after the death of his parents, The Boy Who Lived is thought to live no longer. The return of Voldemort is far more disastrous in a world without hope, but maybe that disaster is deserved when your last hope rests on the shoulders of a child. At least that's what Hermione believes. She also doesn't believe he's dead. Thus the letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,056 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 5/6 - [Hermione G., Harry P.]
All Started With A Smell by o0Black-Sand0o reviews
It all started with a smell. That had been what made Shikamaru take notice of Naruto. Some things about the 'boy' just didn't add up and the more Shikamaru thought about it the more he began to wonder what Naruto wasn't telling people, and, if Shikamaru was correct, why was Naruto hiding it in the first place? The genius just hoped he was right otherwise things could get awkward!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 385,519 - Reviews: 5071 - Favs: 8,182 - Follows: 8,618 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Naruko U.
Reminder by Nate-Mihael reviews
They started touching more. Grandpa thought it was because they were finally getting along. He didn't need to know that they did it to remind each other that they were alive. Set after 'Secrets of the Omnitrix', BWEN.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 128,724 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 3/2/2019 - Ben T., Gwen T.
Sliding Doors by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
James Potter made a vow to himself that his seventh year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry would be different. He would be responsible, kind, and (hopefully) get the girl. Yes, this year would be different. He had no idea...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,652 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 9/1/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 157,477 - Reviews: 3363 - Favs: 11,942 - Follows: 14,089 - Updated: 12/22/2020 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
We Both Go Down Together by Princess Massacre reviews
Miranda Ridley was a Sergeant in the US Military. After making a life threatening mistake in the field she is demoted and sent back to California. After begging and pleading for her job back her superior officers make a deal: if she can prove that she can make smart, lifesaving decisions then she would be allowed back on the battle field. But no one told her what that would entail.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,771 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/18/2020 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [Iron Man/Tony S., OC]
Give Us a Shot by ILoveHarmony reviews
A heartfelt conversation with Hermione leaves Harry with questions of "What if" and an answer that will change the dynamics of their so-far-platonic relationship. After all, who else to trust your heart other than your best friend? A story about life after war, growing up and learning to live after trying to stay alive all your life… and love. Mostly love and friendship. (8th year)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,198 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 10/16/2020 - Published: 10/7/2018 - [Hermione G., Harry P.]
A Discordant Note by Noodlehammer reviews
It only takes a single disharmonious element to throw off the entire composition. Fifty years before Robert Baratheon was to ascend the Iron Throne, Westeros receives one hell of a bad musician. Harry never did care about any player other than himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 351,549 - Reviews: 7258 - Favs: 9,964 - Follows: 10,214 - Updated: 9/20/2020 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Complete
Thank You for Being You by BepsiBitch69 reviews
Harry comes back to the common room later than usual after a particularly long session with Umbridge. Hermione is waiting for him. 5th Year, Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/11/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Rivers Run Red by sabersoul13 reviews
Missing from a young age, no one expected to see Naruto again. When he returns thirteen years later it is of no surprise that he brings with him the means to shake the shinobi world to its core. The Uzumaki are not yet extinct, and the world will learn that through as much blood and tears as necessary. (OOC, Character deaths, Fuinjutsu master Naruto)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,121 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 5/31/2020 - Published: 2/27/2016 - [Naruto U., Tayuya]
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 646,435 - Reviews: 9120 - Favs: 19,034 - Follows: 22,171 - Updated: 4/21/2020 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Little Swimmers by canoncansodoff reviews
A "Hermione Retrieves Her Parents" story. Harry and Ron tag along, and catch the interest of local witches who are dealing with the after-effects of a magical virus that has left most Aussie wizards casting blanks. Blissfully Molly-free; eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,219 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 4/6/2020 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Perfect Timing by CorvidCamera reviews
A highly utilitarian girl from our world gets thrust into the midst of the Third Shinobi World War. All she wants to do now is avoid changing the original story. It's not as easy as it sounds. OC/Reincarnation. [On Hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,656 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 3/8/2020 - Published: 5/9/2019 - Kakashi H., Shisui U., OC
Pranking The Tournament by Gardevoir687 reviews
When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,256 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 4,139 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The One Where Harry Potter is Accidentally Super Racist by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Harry is always thrilled to see Griphook when he visits Gringott's. Unfortunately for Harry, things are not always as they seem... One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/11/2019 - Harry P., OC, Griphook - Complete
Mudbloods and Cumbloods by Succubi-Lover reviews
An Anthology of Harry Potter based smut, I take requests, Rated MA, no flames will be tolerated given the manner of the material.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 311,765 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 10/1/2017
Double Time by Q.Elwyn.D reviews
Summary: Hermione had just kissed Harry on the cheek and watched him leave with the Dursleys when she learnt that Time Travel doesn't always work out as planned. Sometimes, things double up. And really, how the hell is anyone supposed to account for that? Warnings: Dumbledore and Weasley Bashing, Harry/Hermione relationship, Character Death, Graphic Violence, Time Travel, Potions,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 129,305 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 9/30/2019 - Published: 6/7/2019 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Sirius B., N. Tonks
Nejire's Great Teacher Crush by Yojimbra reviews
Izuku Midoriya (age 21) has become a teacher at U.A. to help students understand not only their quirks but other quirks as well. Over the course of two years he develops a very unique relationship with one of his Students Nejire Hado. A test of will is set to begin as Izuku grooms the U.A.'s Big Three into the heroes of the future. Quirkless Teacher Izuku x Nejire Hado.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,423 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 8/11/2019 - Published: 5/25/2019 - [Nejire Hado, Izuku M.] Shouta A./Eraserhead, Mirio T. - Complete
Applause by WingBladeWeaver1357 reviews
A magician reborn, what illusion will she perform next? "Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare yourself, for I am about to perform the biggest magic trick of all. To change the plot." OC. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,522 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 2,900 - Follows: 3,303 - Updated: 7/20/2019 - Published: 5/22/2016 - Minato N., Shisui U., Obito U., OC
True Lies and False Realities by bibliophileemily reviews
When Hinata is accused of murder, the only way Neji can save her is to flee the village and pretend they are married...wait, what? Can the two figure out civilian life while avoiding capture? Will their false marriage develop into true feelings? Is Hinata innocent or not? Read this genre-defying twist on a classic fake marriage story to find out! Rating may go up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,828 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/12/2019 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Neji H., Hinata H.
The Time Strangers by Midnight Rain19 reviews
"Wait Mama, you forgot to give Papa his goodbye kiss!" Himawari calls out, waving her arms up for Naruto not to leave yet. Hinata froze, face burning as she glanced back to Naruto. "His what?" But Naruto only smirked, stepping back to her. "Well, we should do as they want; don't want to mess up their normal routine!" After all, they are their fill-in parents for now. Post-War.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,528 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 7/3/2019 - Published: 9/8/2018 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Boruto U., Himawari U. - Complete
Warmth by YamatoKai reviews
For once, a misunderstanding changes Tanya's life for the better on the cold Eastern Front.
Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 149 - Published: 6/8/2019 - [Tanya, Viktoriya] - Complete
Tanya's Free Time by EverlastingEvanescence reviews
Tanya von Degurechaff may be a ruthless soldier in the army, and may have the brain of a male adult salaryman, but deep down, she's still a 9 year old girl. And that is perfectly encapsulated in how she spends her free time. I updated this story to include a better introduction and ending. I hope you enjoy these changes.
Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/28/2019 - Tanya, Viktoriya - Complete
In Memoriam by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Nora returns from Vault 81 with a package for Curie. Nick Valentine helps her deal with its contents, and the emotions that come with being alive. One-shot.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2019 - Sole Survivor, Nick Valentine, Curie - Complete
Two Little Words by Kender Speak reviews
In third year, Hermione is rapidly succumbing to the stress of her workload. Harry corners her in the common room, late at night, and demands to know what's wrong. Two little words will send her on a journey of self discovery as she finds a new dynamic to explore. The only question remaining is, will Harry be the man she needs him to be? Contains BDSM, D/s, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 131,341 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 2,396 - Updated: 3/12/2019 - Published: 7/28/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Storm Will Pass by Mdawg1425 reviews
Anko is awoken by the impending storm outside. She only set out for a glass of water, but somehow finds herself sneaking into her sensei's room in the middle of the night. Anko only wants to cool off with a quick shower, but she's in for something much more than that. Oneshot, Anko/Orochi Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2019 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Cashing in by Nate-Mihael reviews
Aang really didn't mind that Zuko and Katara had slept together while on cactus juice. It wasn't mean spirited and it was Zuko. So when they told him that he could sleep with any one person to balance it out, he accepted so they'd feel better. He wasn't going to do it though. Or so he thought until the world dropped a beautiful earthbender in his lap. Whats a monk to do? TAANG SMUT
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/6/2019
Whirlpools Among the Eddies by CRed1988 reviews
Leaves spiral in the soft eddy as Naruto meets Karin in the Forest of Death. From that moment on, the two bearing the Clan name carried with them the fate of the Uzumaki and would be forever entwined.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 200,796 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 3,489 - Follows: 3,935 - Updated: 1/20/2019 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Karin U., Naruto U.
Try not to Fuck up The future, Warning: Future gets fucked by Yojimbra reviews
(working title). Naruto finds him self falling towards the earth and ends up splashing down in front of a very beautiful and pissed off woman that claims that she is Uchiha Madara. Naruto x Fem Madara. Time Travel... probably. Probably Yandere Madara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,163 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 3,424 - Follows: 3,003 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/29/2018 - [Naruto U., Madara U.] - Complete
Licking up the Flames by Tsume Yuki reviews
In which Madara ends up surviving the Fourth World War. All the Kage are prepared to deal out eternal punishment, but Naruto just can't stand by and watch another needless death. Not if she can help it. FemNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,156 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 10/29/2015 - [Naruto U., Madara U.]
Bad at This by VonPelt reviews
Harry and Hermione realise that they might be the worst Friends with Benefits in the history of that arrangement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 316 - Published: 12/14/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Nightfall by freowin reviews
Naruto is stolen from the village and left to die in a forest. He is found on deaths door by a civilian family, but what will happen when Naruto witnesses their Murder and is found by Jiraiya in the Ruins of his old home. Strong Naruto, Rinnegan Naruto, NarutoXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 157 - Words: 802,003 - Reviews: 6019 - Favs: 8,706 - Follows: 7,652 - Updated: 10/24/2018 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U.
Fidelity by Royal Amphitrite reviews
"Why do you love him?" "Who?" "Dad!" It was a valid question, and she had been looking for the answer since she was a seven-year-old academy student; now she had found it. Unfortunately, it was her son's turn to realize the reason why, and it was her job to teach it to him But he couldn't live like this, without an explanation. So he asked. (Read bold for proper understanding)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/26/2018 - Published: 9/18/2018 - [Hinata H., Boruto U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5667 - Favs: 17,130 - Follows: 15,080 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dick in Crazy by Yojimbra reviews
He had no idea how she was alive, but damn did she make a convincing argument. Naruto x Tayuya. Basically sex and... actually just sex. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,108 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 4/1/2018 - [Naruto U., Tayuya, Hinata H.] - Complete
I Wanted What I Saw That Day by Gojaimas reviews
A story about how Ben and Gwen's relationship evolves over the next four years following their summer trip.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 300,049 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 6/25/2018 - Published: 9/19/2017 - Ben T., Gwen T., Lucy M. - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki: The Orange Flash by Twisted Takes reviews
Puberty's struck again, and its latest victim is Naruto Uzumaki. He returns, eager to fulfill his promise to Sakura, but that's not his primary concern anymore. He's hot now, too hot... Seriously, it's actually a problem. It's a free for all, and none of the girls appear willing to share... A deconstruction of the "harem" genre. *DISCONTINUED*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 208,698 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 2,413 - Updated: 5/8/2018 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Ino Y.]
Ragdoll Requiem by Kamui Senketsu reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is a goth girl with blood red hair, tattoos, and an axe guitar. She has an ocean of chakra, a killer other half, and a gross bloodlimit. Fuuinjutsu & rocking out are her calling. But those hobbies aren't enough to save her from her inner darkness. She must grow and learn to become better, someone that she herself can like. A slight yuri/DarkfemNaru & OC centric AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 226,080 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 4/20/2018 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Konohamaru S., Karin U., Naruko U., OC - Complete
Chasing Yesterday by The Jingo reviews
Rokudaime Hokage Uchiha Sasuke is a man with nothing beyond duty to the dead. Yet when a second chance comes from the lips of a demon, his battles begin anew... EDITING.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,375 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 4,319 - Follows: 4,269 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.]
Snow Angels by DeisuiNeko reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War has been over for more than 2 years and now it is the holiday season and Naruto is not looking forward to yet another year alone especially now that Sakura and Sasuke are an item. Will a certain pale-eyed girl be able to save him from his self-destructive path before it is too late?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 403,130 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Misguided Ghosts by sophiegranger57 reviews
After the War, Hermione runs away to Australia with more secrets than one. What happens when she returns three years later for Harry and Ginny's wedding - and not alone? A Harmony story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,874 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Good Boy Gone Dad by boredphantasizer reviews
Naruto's world is turned upside down when "Me" turns to "We" for him. How is a heartless, psychopathic, porn-watching bastard like him supposed to take care of a polite little girl and her infant sister? Will he rise to the occasion? or will he ruin them too? Author's note: lighter than the usual. Might be a little cliche so i'm sorry in advance. i just liked the idea. Smile!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,914 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/23/2017 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Naruto U.
Happy Birthday, Kakashi by HanareHatake reviews
Kakashi gets a surprise call from Naruto and Sakura late in the evening, for help with… forbidden scrolls? He hurries sleepily toward the Academy building, wanting only to go back to reading Icha Icha. He was in the middle of a great, really, um… spicy night scene! Little does the Copy Ninja know just how spicy his own night is about to get… / KakaHana / WAFF
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2017 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H., Hanare - Complete
Fox's Illusion by Yojimbra reviews
Learning from his past mistakes, Kurama takes the intiative with Naruto and formulates a plan to be rid of his newest vessel. He will create a human form and have the boy fall in love with her, so he desires her and her freedom. Naturally, once free, he plans to eat the foolish monkey. But things don't always go as planned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,296 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 6/10/2017 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Finding An Alpha by Yojimbra reviews
The Inuzuka clan of Konoha has no male heir. During the chunin exams, Naruto discovers that Kiba is actually a female. And Kiba discovers that Naruto smells really really good. Naruto x FemKiba. Tsundere Kiba. Fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,693 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 3,541 - Follows: 2,602 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 8/8/2016 - [Naruto U., Kiba I.] Hinata H., Hana I. - Complete
Master Thief by FriTik reviews
After being kicked out of the orphanage, a young Naruto makes some decisions on his own before the Third Hokage can reach out to him. This leads him on a path rather unexpected and filled with adventure as well as various amounts of shiny stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,325 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 2/19/2017 - Naruto U.
Protective Instincts by Yojimbra reviews
Naruto is an Idiot with a capital I, and Sasuke feels the needs to help her for his own sanity. Fem Naruto x Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,383 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 6/17/2017 - Published: 2/5/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Naruko U. - Complete
My Demon Tenant Can't Be This Cute! by Yangster reviews
The Nine-Tailed Fox. A mighty creature of pure chakra, with a visage fearsome enough to put the most hardened of men into fear comas. That was how the demon was known to Naruto. Now just imagine his surprise when he suddenly meets the fox and realizes that she's a girl. An insanely cute girl at that. It is just too bad about her nasty attitude. She sure is fluffy though. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,636 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 2,337 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 3/18/2017 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Demonic Amnesia by AkumaKami64 reviews
When Naruto first met the Kyuubi, he expected a giant fox with anger issues. Instead, he got a naked red-head with no idea who or where she was. Normally, Naruto would have helped her, but given their circumstances, you can't really blame him for taking advantage. From there, things spiral away from canon. Subby/Slave Kurama, possible Harem, and random hilarity as consequences.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,732 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 2/29/2016 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama]
Red and Gold by phoenixyfriend reviews
Sasuke knew as much as anyone about soul marks. Every injury his soulmate got would reflect on his skin in color, which was normal. If they healed up without scarring, then the mark would be gone like it had never been there in the first place. Soul marks that reflected endless, permanently scarred bite marks from the age of six onward were NOT a good sign.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,202 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/9/2017 - [Sasuke U., Karin U.] Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Intended by LeQuin reviews
Harry has been in love with Hermione for years but she is marrying his best friend. During Ron and Hermione's wedding Harry finds himself having to work out why the leading official is calling Hermione 'Mrs. Potter' and how on earth that could have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 568 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Picnic Panic by LeQuin reviews
Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,146 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 5,002 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Dr. Granger - Complete
The Secret by MrBenzedrine reviews
When Harry doesn't show up for Christmas dinner at the Weasleys, Hermione goes to investigate. When she discovers Harry's secret, she gets a bit more than she bargained for. Rated M for holiday lemons! HARMONY. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,048 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 2,967 - Follows: 820 - Published: 12/22/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ghostly Rain by phoenixyfriend reviews
In which Naruto is haunted by a very random set of ghosts. And that's about it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Naruto U., Konan, Nagato U., Yahiko - Complete
Leviathan of the Maelstrom by AkumaKami64 reviews
Demonic chakra can sometimes have some unpredictable side effects on Jutsu. So, when Naruto used it to summon a Toad, he got something else instead. To be specific, a seemingly infinitely long sea monster that thinks Toads are useless and that Jiraiya is a child molester. Bijuu, Summons, make way for a real monster! Pairing Undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,547 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Naruto U.
The Power Of Human Sacrifice by Kamui Senketsu reviews
Naruto made a promise to her love Shisui that she'd never stop remembering the sunrise. She promised Itachi to protect Sasuke and their village. She promised herself she'd live up to Hinata's image of her. She promised Jiji she'd never forget her will of fire. And she swore to the Shinigami Danzo would pay. Massive AU. Character Death/Really foul Language. This is cringy, beware.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,409 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 3/23/2015 - [Naruko U., Shisui U.] OC - Complete
Wither by Concept101 reviews
"A pair of familiar eyes stared widely back at him. And it was at that moment, Harry finally realised, that he had never been free." A dark spin on the last chapter of the Deathly Hallows, 'Nineteen Years Later'. One Shot! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Breath of the Inferno by Primordial Vortex reviews
This story is dead and WILL NOT BE UPDATED. It may be rewritten at some point, but that is a very far off thing. Check my profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 104,397 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 5,148 - Follows: 5,327 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
Put You First by kin-kay2911 reviews
Hinata is tired. Tired of the clones, tired of defending him. Being Hokage's wife isn't exactly what she though it would be. How will Naruto make it up to her? / Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,030 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Princess of Konoha: The Recap by BloodRed13 reviews
Howdy all! We're back and ready to publish. But before we start, we created this fun little recap to tell you almost everything you need to know to start our next fic. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/16/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Mirror Love by Lander Blazer reviews
Accidentally finding a scroll about kage bushin that a random jounin dropped, Naruto is able to learn it much sooner, at an age when he is at his most emotionally vulnerable, leading him to seek comfort from himself. A split personality is created. Naru/Fem!Naru. Contains crossover elements. On hiatus. If you'd likely to continue it yourself, please PM me, I would like to see it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,263 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Naruto U., Naruko U.] Kakashi H.
The Rabbit God and The Blonde Fox! Aftermath by DarkSoul16 reviews
Naruto had successfully won the war in the most ridiculous way possible, what will happen when he returns to Konoha and explains things to his friends? What will happen when he explains it to Tsunade and the other Kages? What will happen when Kaguya gets him alone once again? Rated M for lemony goodness, maybe not a oneshot? Naruto/Kaguya (Or More?)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 801 - Published: 5/19/2016 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Mei T., Kaguya Ō.
The Catalyst by lorien829 reviews
A little girl of mysterious origins will become the driving force that will change the very nature of Harry and Hermione's relationship with each other. Moves from canon, disregards epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,882 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I Was Blind Before I Saw the World Through Your Eyes by longingparadise reviews
Shikamaru always knew that he would marry a girl from another village. When he is twelve, he finds out that her name is Naruto. When he is sixteen, Naruto comes to Konoha. ShikaFemNaru, ArrangedMarriage!AU, Rated M for chapters to come
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,888 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 3,240 - Follows: 3,487 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 5/21/2015 - [Naruto U., Shikamaru N.] Naruko U.
Hear Her Roar by JohnMmmph reviews
Margaery Tyrell, fed up with her new mother's attitude, decides to have Cersei Lannister kidnapped. The Queen is bound, gagged, and whisked away to a hidden dungeon deep in the heart of King's Landing, where Margaery intends to break the proud lioness... in her own way. Rated M, bondage, tickling, nudity.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,673 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Margaery T., Cersei L.
The Ninth Demon Lord: A Naruto Story by RyoshiMorino reviews
AU: For as long as mankind can remember, the nine demon beasts have been sealed inside the bodies of human hosts to ensure that the demons will not return to wreak havoc on the world. These hosts are treated as the very demons they contained, and are kept away from the respective village that sealed the demon. Being Re-Written - See Lord of the Nine Beasts
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,511 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 3/18/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Tayuya, Fū] - Complete
Not After The Pervert, Please by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discuss potential names for their soon-to-be-born child. "Look, I'm not saying that he was a bad godfather, but do we really want to name our son after the author of Kakashi-sensei's favorite books?" fem!Naruto SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 728 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U. - Complete
Reluctant Fangirling and Other Seductions by Madrigal-in-training reviews
It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 6,054 - Follows: 2,008 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Naruko U. - Complete
Skyrim is not good for you by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Let's be honest. In a truly realistic self-insert, we wouldn't be able to make it go in our favor.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/13/2016 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor by Noodlehammer reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 385,181 - Reviews: 5828 - Favs: 5,410 - Follows: 3,992 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
Jaded by thosenoncanoncouples reviews
It was easier said than done, putting a War as encompassing as the Fourth Shinobi War, behind them and moving forward. It was simpler to look away because their choices had too many consequences. A one-shot Post-War about how the lives of all the shinobi actually turned out. Post-chapter 700 drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Becca Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,523 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 4,947 - Follows: 6,472 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Dirty Name by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Naruto's parents are the worst people in the world. In which his name came from a different book. Complete and utter parody. (A collaboration one-shot with EndoplasmicPanda)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 248 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Four Weddings and a Funeral by HerosReprise reviews
The unexpected guest who appears to have gate crashed her best friend's wedding just happens to be the man she has been in love with all her life. Battling an endless stream of bridesmaids duties,,, will Sakura ever get to be the bride? The season of weddings is upon us. Post-Ch699, Pre-Ch700. Opens with the wedding of Ino and Sai. ALL CANON PAIRS [SS NH SI ST CK]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,989 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/23/2015 - Published: 12/16/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Team Seven, Team Ten
Don't Look Back by Capitaine Pickle reviews
[Rewritten: Now known as SILVER LINING] Rather than Kushina going to Konoha, Minato goes to Uzushio, a village still standing strong... but for how much longer? Focuses mostly on Naruto's childhood in Uzushiogakure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,723 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Minato N., Naruto U., Kushina U.
Colors of Life and Death, Book 2: Truth in Dreams by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto's new chakra may be killing him... NaruHina, SakuLee, SasuTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 129,640 - Reviews: 2875 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
poison by Straete reviews
Naruto is turned into a girl. She doesn't mind since Tsunade has told her she'll be able to turn her back to normal. The rest of Konaha doesn't take the change so well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,681 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Samsara: Game of Gods by DiLost reviews
Naruto wished he listened to the Paths and Rikudō when they told him not to enter the forest. Now he was stuck in another world, playing a twisted Game with a little girl. He sighed, "...what did I do to deserve this?" Sequel to Samsara. Chapters starting from chapter 7 has been revised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,461 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 1/6/2013 - [Naruto U., Tayuya, Naruko U.]
All I Want For Christmas by Ally147 reviews
"What about me?" Harry protested, a spectacular pout on his lips. "You should come spend Christmas with me. I don't have anywhere else to go either; we'll be outcasts together!" H/Hr, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2014 Christmas Mini Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/8/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? by Noodlehammer reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2818 - Favs: 4,634 - Follows: 3,043 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
Uzumaki Bloodlines by PENTUPFURY2 reviews
What if the uzumaki clan wasn't destroyed before naruto was born? What if The clan was matriarchal and migratory? Strong Naruto! Konoha bashing! Harem!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,782 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Naruko U. - Complete
No One Saw This Coming by Gigabomb reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Kakashi x Gai. Naruto becomes pregnant. With Kakashi's child. ... Yeah, they don't know how it happened either.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,505 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto: Down the Rabbit Hole! by xNamikazeKyuubix reviews
Ōtsutsuki Kaguya was a misunderstood individual, her intentions were misread and she was mistakenly labelled as a villain without a chance to explain. Bitter and angry, she retaliated against the world. However along came our favourite blond-haired protagonist, what if Naruto were to give her the chance that nobody else had? Naruto x Kaguya! One-Shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 992 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kaguya Ō. - Complete
Trolling the League by Noodlehammer reviews
Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,582 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 5,220 - Follows: 3,232 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
The Observer Effect by d1x1lady reviews
After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 8,849 - Follows: 9,521 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5629 - Favs: 12,196 - Follows: 7,282 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 10,343 - Follows: 3,006 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Samsara: Birth by Foralleternity987 reviews
A forgotten muse sings in the form of a legend, he suffers both pain and bitterness. He is powerful, but wise. He's wise, but humble. He is NOT the Rikudō Sennin but he's Naruto Namikaze. WARNING: This series has a slow update rate.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,731 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Naruto U., OC
The Boy in the Team by Shadenight123 reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is Rookie of the Year and son of the police chief. Naruko Namikaze is prime Kunoichi and hero of Konoha, daughter of the Yondaime Hokage. Hence, the dead last assigned to their team is Shinku Haruno...son of civilians. There is no rising from the lower levels when you're surrounded by prodigies. Just live through the nightmare...and hope to wake up to a better day.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 83 - Words: 363,350 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruko U., Team Seven - Complete
The Boy in the Park by Shadenight123 reviews
Naruko Uzumaki found a boy in the Park who didn't immediately spurn her. From there nothing changes, yet everything does. Proof that an OC doesn't need to be powerful or even a Shinobi to make a difference...and proof that I can write something different from Angst. Fem-Naruto. Oc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 106,710 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Naruko U., OC - Complete
Coincidence and Misunderstandings by Silently Watches reviews
The Azarathian coming of age is only a few short months away for Raven, and she is struggling with some ugly truths about herself. Can a bubblegum haired thief set her straight, or just confuse her even more? Raven/Jinx, AU
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,137 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - [Raven, Jinx] - Complete
Samsara: He Who Will Establish Peace and Order by DiLost reviews
A man declared his message to the world. "I am the one who will establish peace and order." The man faced pain and survived. The man died and was resurrected. He was both Uzumaki Naruto and Rikudō Sennin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 176,192 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - [Naruto U., Tayuya] - Complete
Namikaze Tensai by ByEvelyn reviews
When life hands you a Mini-Yondaime, what do you do? Train him, of course! Smart!Naruto, Minato-like!Naruto, Strong!Naruto. Eventual ShikaNaru, YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 5115 - Favs: 19,032 - Follows: 17,088 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Meeting the Team by AlexaNDYE reviews
Pepper finally meets the rest of the Avengers, and they have an important question for her.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,583 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Nom de Guerre by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
Akatsuki has been banished, and Konoha finally has peace. But it comes at a terrible price. When an old enemy rises again, Konoha turns to a strange ally for help, one who brings back memories that might be best left buried. Note: Slightly divergent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 251,544 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
A Woman's Heart and Mind by 109th Star reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has returned to Konoha for the first time since leaving to train with Jiraiya. However, during a routine jutsu, something goes terribly wrong. Now, a new Konoha kunoichi will have to adjust to a life she never expected to have.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,277 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2347 - Favs: 5,585 - Follows: 3,608 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2474 - Favs: 4,117 - Follows: 3,244 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Alternates by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been alone for his entire short life. Is it any surprise that with his creative imagination that he imagined up someone to be there with him? Schizo/MDP!Naruto. One-shot. CharDeath.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3288 - Favs: 13,337 - Follows: 5,472 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Not a Henge by ShaperV reviews
There's something a little...off...about Naruto's one original technique.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 267 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shadow of a Doubt by muishiki reviews
How does Konoha's most surprising ninja learn the fine art of self pleasure? Why, with a shadow friend, of course! Naruto x Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,631 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 111 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Coping Mechanisms by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
The difference between breaking down and having been broken beyond all repair is all in how you tilt your head and look at it. It's time to take a good long look at the truth that lies at the heart of Uzumaki Naruto. Mature themes. Naruto/Naruko, maybe?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 390 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
A Twist of Chance by MockV reviews
AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 177,237 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Sealmaster by Telas Of The Organization reviews
After the fight at the Valley of the End, Naruto begins his journey back to Konoha. Going the wrong way. He ends up discovering a secret that could grant him the power he needs to protect those precious to him, or it could cause the destruction of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,562 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Naruto U.
Colors of Life and Death: Book 1 by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are honorary brothers, but Naruto is taken by Orochimaru. Through Oro's gruesome torture, Naruto's chakra will begin to change into something only ever heard of...in legends. NaruHina, SakuLee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,143 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto: Bandages by Tsurumaki reviews
A followup to the No Boy, No Cry series... Anko X Naruto Rated MA for Lemon action
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,510 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Naruto: No Boy, No Cry: Part III by Tsurumaki reviews
The last installment in the No Boy, No Cry series. Anko X Naruto Lemon MA rating
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 122 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: No Boy, No Cry by Tsurumaki reviews
Naruto and Anko meet in a secluded part of the forest... Naruto X Anko Lemon MA rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 209 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
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Because,,,because of reasons, okay! reviews
From the moment she'd said them, when they were facing down Pain, Naruto found himself obsessed with Hinata's words. The thought of her simply moving on and changing her mind became more and more repulsive as the war dragged on, so he took action the moment it ended. Being with her changed his life in ways he could never have foreseen. Oneshot. Naruhina. Post700. EWE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/8/2020 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
A gift for Ibiki reviews
Ino had known since before the academy that she didn't have the stomach to mind walk for intel. Finding it was doable, it was how it haunted her after she was out that was the problem. All her predecessors had managed without losing their minds to it, but that simply wasn't in the cards for her. Still, she'd be damned if she couldn't find her own way to fill her daddy's shoes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2019 - Ino Y., Anko M., Ibiki M.
Don't Go Back on My Word reviews
Shizuka's jaw tightened at the Leaf nin's words. The same words another leaf nin had used to ruin her mother's life. Her anger spiked. She wasn't about to let him do the same to her. She'd rather die.- - Summary is a work in progress, looking for ideas. Basically, Shizuka, the Nadeshiko princess, reacts more true to her character in shippuden 235 when Naruto tries to blow her off.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,356 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 6/1/2017 - Naruto U., Shizuka, Sakura H., Hinata H.
The Price of Ignorance reviews
Ignorance is not an excuse to break the Laws of Konoha. Naruto learns this the hard way after being banished from the Leaf for stealing the Forbidden Scroll of Seals.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,663 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/3/2016 - Published: 6/15/2016 - Naruto U.
For the good of the Clan reviews
The raven haired boy took a deep breath and nodded to himself, sure of his decision. He couldn't revive a clan while full of hatred and stuck under the Hokage's thumb. He untied his hitai-ate, holding it almost reverently in his hand for a moment, and placed it on the desk. He looked the Third Hokage in his wide eyes and answered the obvious question. "My resignation."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Haruno Ignored reviews
A young, pink haired girl wakes up and realises that all the time she spent chasing her ebony haired prince was wasted. In the thick woods of wave country, she makes a decision that will change the rest of her life. Haruno Sakura, is going to retire from the shinobi program.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,156 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 7/4/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.