![]() Author has written 4 stories for Naruto. SO. you want to know about me? I give you the Crystal Psycho 411: Basics: Name: Alana Crystal Psycho This or That Sunny or rainy: Rainy.Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla Fruit or veggie: fruit. Apples. yum. Night or day: Night. Sour or sweet: Sour. Love or money: Both, please. Phone or in person: Phone. Looks or personality: Personality. Even though looks are a big plus. Coffee or tea: tea. Hot or cold: Hot. Your: Goal for this year: understand the concept 'Social life'Most missed memory: Back to my old apartment, where my family was seven people family and Grampa used to give me candies in New year's Eve. Best physical feature: my neck. I adore my neck. First thought waking up: Where the fuck am I? Hypothetical personality disorder: I talk to myself, sometimes reffering me as you. Sometimes I get hyper and after a second I get depressed. Preferred type of plastic surgery: sucking all the fats! Ahahaha. Fairytale alter ego: Cinderella Worst crime: Shoplifting... n' stealin' money, I'm a criminal, ain't I? Greatest ambition: To be a writer! Greatest fear: Darkness. Darkest secret: I'm really horny. Favorite subject: Biology. Strangest received gift: A stone which was picked in a dessert. Worst habit: eating my nails. Can You: Drive: No.Sew: But lousily. Cook: I'm a pro. Speak another language: Yes, five of them, actually. Dance: No, I look like an huge clumsy elephant. Touch your nose with your tongue: Is that even possible? Whistle: Yes, I'm a loser. Curl your tongue: No. Have You Ever: Been Drunk: Yes.Been Stoned/High: No. Eaten Sushi: Almost every sunday. Been in Love: Yes. Skipped school: Yes :D Made prank calls: Yes! April's Fool... Sent someone a love letter: Never. Stolen something: Candies, perfumes, huge jars of candies and chocolates. Little games also, like yoyos and lots of pens. Cried yourself to sleep: Nope, even though I tried. it's impossible. Other Questions: What annoys you most in a person? When he lies and I can see that on his face. And when he starts saying something but doesn't finishes - I'll die from utter curiousity. :PAre you right or left handed? right handed. What is your bedtime? 3 am on holidays. 10 on school-days. Mom is strict. Name three things you can't live without: my mp3 player, coke, cell-phone. What is the color of your room? pale-purple. Do you have any siblings? Yes, an older sister :insert here a heart: she's the best sister in the world. Do you have any pets? Yes, my cat, Barsik! I would've called him milkshakes, but what the hell. :D Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? yes. Gladly. What is you middle name? Crystal. What are you nicknames? Ali, Alanchik. Are you for or against gay marriage? I'M FOR! Marry and have man-babies, I'll be by your side till the very end. :DDD What are your thoughts on abortion? Never. It's like killing your child. Do you have a crush on anyone? There's lots of them. Are you afraid of the dark? Yes. How do you want to die? A quick, painless death. What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? three. Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Yes. What is the last law you’ve broken? I have no clue. Raping my cat counts? In a Member of the Opposite Sex: Hair color: black or dirty-blonde.Eye color: Green or grey. Height: taller than me. Weight: not skinny! I need a man with some flesh on his bones! Most important physical feature: Butt! Sometimes neck too, it has to be pale and pretty... and easy to bite. :D Biggest turn-off: When he plays stupid or rejects my flirting. When he lies. When he's acting like a jerk. NEWS: Jenuary 12 - 2008 Fox Fairy Tale - I stumbled upon a diffecult time with this fic... but it's fixed...:D Diaper Sharingan! - I'm doing all the necessary measures to make this fic work out but I still don't have a clue. Nameless Star - Chapter 4: it looks pretty crappy, so I have to fix it, but fear not. It shall be updated. (new!) Fox Spy - Aw, a fox!Naruto story:D Sasuke is actually not out of character here but Itachi is:D OOC Itachi rules. In fact, I'm working on a few others that I'll post after I'll finish with Diaper Sharingan... SO PLEASE, have patience and be kind enough to review! :D and remember I love my fans no matter what, and I'm trying my best! |
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