You: Well, well, well, who do we have here?

Me: OH. UM, CAKE IS GOOD. THAT'S AN OVERUSED STATEMENT. I'M BAD AT ANSWERING QUESTIONS.

You: C'mon, it's not that hard.

Me: UM...VOICEMAIL BOX FULL. TRY AGAIN LATER. BEEEEEEEEP.

You:...Really?

Me: Naw, just kidding. My pen name is Lupus Octura, and it's awesome to meet you! What's your name? *awkward hand shake*

You: (Insert Your Name Here)

Hello, fellow fanfictoners! My pen name is Lupus Octura, I've been a guest on this site for a while now, mustering up the courage to join, and now thanks to all of the inspiring work out there, I'm here! I hope I have enough time to read all of the awesome pieces on this site...I know a lot of you are writers, just like me. All of you are writers, just like me. I'm so glad to finally join this community, and I hope to be meeting you all! Wait...is that actually possible? Could I meet everyone on this site? CAN THAT BE A THING?!?! (Voice In My Head: You realize there's, like, more than ten thousand people on here, right? Me: OH SHUSH. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO START ORGANIZING MY MENTAL FANFICTION FOLDERS!...Why does the little red line thingy appear under 'FanFiction'? It's a word!!!!!).

The fandoms I write for (so far) are Phineas and Ferb, Harry Potter, Gravity Falls, and Pokemon. I know, I know, a lot of cartoons, but hey, sometimes you just have to love cartoons. That's the end of the sentence.

The fandoms I don't write for but still LOOOOVE are Wolves of the Beyond and Guardians of Ga'Hoole. I probably, like the rest of you, have a bunch of others, but do you ever have that moment where you CAN'T THINK OF THE OTHER ANSWERS IMMEDIATELY?!?! Oh, grrr, I hate those moments!

Feel free to PM me or ask me to read a story. I'm all ears! :D

NOTICE*

Hello, FanFictioners! I have been away at summer camp for a month, and I am back and here to stay! I'm sorry for not getting back to all of the faithful reviewers sooner, and I promise I will try to update I've Been Vacuuming This Carpet For Twelve Years as soon as possible! Thanks for hangin' in there, guys!