I do not own any animation that may or may not be mentioned Bleach, Fairly Odd Parents and Danny Phantom. They belong to their rightful authors/owners. I do, however, own this particular fanfiction and any own characters and freaky/unique twists and turns within. This will have pairing with multiple people and maybe a little twincest. You shall be warned. If this isn't your cup of tea, please feel free to leave. Also, I use flames to heat my tea and light my fireplace. Some scenes may be brought out later or earlier in the timeline and some may be completely new.

Such as Dani and Sky being Hermaphrodites. The two being twins who are neither male nor female. Clockwork being an additional parent to them all. Also, of course Sam, Jazz and Tucker who are also Halfas. Also, the accident happening at twelve instead of fourteen. Just to make you aware.

Sorry just to let you know Timmy is kinda a cousin to the twins, however Cosmo and Wanda are magically bound to the twins' cause they are the twins' true parents. Chip is a long-lost brother to the twins. I know it's complicated family tree Jazz is still their older sister. Jack and Maddie took the three in cause Maddie couldn't have kids, she also blood adopted them cause she's actually magical. Jack, however, is a nomag, though he knows the truth.

Also, FYI Timmys going to be older than ten in this. He's going to be in tenth grade, but he will still have his fairies thanks to a loophole.

Chapter One

It was about two in the morning when a distinct sound of a ringing phone; It was ringing from the room across from Maddie and Jack Fenton's room.

In the Fenton family's opinion, nothing good ever happened at two in the morning. So when that phone rang, they knew something had happened. Two in the morning was a time that nothing undoubtedly good happened.

Jack was the one who got to the phone first. "Hello" Jack said sleepily, not entirely awake. As he always was when he was awake before seven a.m. He listened for a minute before jumping to one hundred percent awake. "WHAT? Are they okay? Alright of course, I'll be over there as soon as I can." Jack Quickly put the phone back in the cradle.

"Maddie, Maddie, wake up!" Jack exclaimed, worried about his family in South Dakota.

"Jack, the cookies were on the shelf on the right shelf, not the bottom one." Maddie muttered half asleep.

"This isn't about the cookies Maddie wake up. Some of my family ended up in a car accident last night and we need to get there as soon as possible." Maddie jumped up and was quick to get fully dressed.

"I'll call for tickets." She said, picking up the house phone as her husband dug out his cell phone. "Who are you calling Jack?" She asked as he pulled it out. "Vlad," He said. His phone was already dialing. "... Why"

"Well, someone has to watch over Dani and Sky Mads. We don't know how long we will be gone. He's the closest thing to family around here." Jack said in response to her query.

He knew that his twin children didn't really know or get along really well with Vlad, but there was no other option. Vlad really was the closest family that lived near his home and family. It took a few moments for the call to connect, and Jack had to place the call twice.

"What? " Vlad answered tiredly and snappishly.

"Vlad! I'm sorry for waking you so early, but I have to ask you if you can keep an eye on Dani and Sky for me. Some of my family got into an accident in South Dakota, and Maddie and I are heading out as soon as we can finish packing. But the kids have school so we can't take them with us." Jack responded hurriedly. "We will be gone for about a week, if not two." He added as an afterthought.

At the mayor's mansion, Vlad put a pillow over his head to try and block the annoying ringing

He was resisting the urge to blast the damn thing into a smoldering heap on his nightstand.

He growled as the damn thing made a new racket after it had stopped for a blissful moment. Who the hell was calling? He checked the time on the clock on the bed-side table really quickly, TWO THIRTY! Two thirty in the freaking morning! He finally reached over to pick up the blasted phone.

"What?" He snapped somewhat tiredly. It was two-thirty am after all. It certainly was not a very convenient time to call, either. Vlad has been sleeping happily and comfortably beside his lover of two years.

"Vlad!" Vlad groaned, jerking the phone away from his ear. He no longer hated the man or wanted to kill the man. He had realized that his feelings were more sibling related than lover related to Maddie.

He did still love her, just not in the way that he had thought he once loved her. He still wanted her in his life, but as a friend, as family, as a sister, certainly not a lover.

He had realized about a year after becoming a Halfa, a couple months after meeting his lover, he had figured out that he was more attracted to ghosts than mortals. He had been frozen at the age of twenty-two that had been interesting to him after his initial freak out.

"Jack, WHY! in the green earth are you calling me at this ungodly hour?" Vlad asked, rubbing his eyes. He was a little annoyed and exhausted. It was extremely early in the morning, after all.

"Vlad, I know it's late, but I need a giant favor from you!" something in Jack's tone of voice gained Vlad's attention; his tone said that something had happened, and it was urgent. That Jack had yet to call him Vladdie or V-Man spoke levels that something was wrong.

"What's wrong Jack?" he asked, sitting up in his bed brushing his hair away from his face.

"Vlad, some of my family got hurt tonight in South Dakota and Mads, and I need to get there as fast as possible. We are leaving tonight." Jack replied, sounding really upset. "I know it's really short notice but I need you to please take the twins in, keep an eye on Dani and Sky, just watch them please." Jack asked determinedly.

Vlad felt like he was stuck between a rock and a hard place. On the one hand, he would love to deny the request from Jack. On the other hand Vlad would be in charge of the twins for at least a week. Decisions, decisions.

"Yes, Jack, I'd be happy to watch the twins for you," he finally answered Jack's question. Jack let out a sigh of relief.

"Thank you, thank you so much, Vladdie." Jack replied to his dearest friend. "Would you pick them up after school tomorrow? They're actually grounded until Friday as long as they follow the rules."

"Yes, yes, I'll pick them up, no fun,do homework, find a book to read. I've got it and I understand."Vlad said quickly, wanting to get off the phone so he might get a little more sleep.

"Thanks again Vladdie." Jack then hung up and Vlad couldn't help but feel sorry for the twins right now. He put the phone back in its cradle. He laid back down, feeling arms curling tighter around his waist.

"Who was that?" asked his sleepy boyfriend and longtime companion.

"Forget about it Andrew, I'll tell you about it tomorrow." He replied to his lover no,he hadn't really asked if Andrew wanted to be his boyfriend and their relationship was an open one for the moment. However, he did eventually want him to become his boyfriend.

"... It is tomorrow, Vlad." Andrew muttered, snuggling closer to his lover. Though he did just want to go back to sleep wrapped in his lover's arms.

"Goodnight Andrew." He said for the last time that night.

Dimsdale

It was now six in the morning. Timmy was just waking up for school. He yawned, stretching his tired limbs. He was now in tenth grade. Yes, he still had his godparents because his Mom and Dad still acted as if he was ten years old. Also, he had been able to keep them because of a loophole. A loophole that even Jorgan hadn't known existed.

It was a loophole only Timmy could use. Due to him having magic. However, few people knew he had magic. He had a unique mix of faerie and wizard magic. The faerie magic and wizard magic re-awoke in him after a few generations and a long line of squibs.

AN and this completes chapter one