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Gender:Female

Nationality: American

Age: A number

Name: Naw.

I like prompts so... Leave em somewhere. PMs, reviews, somewhere.

Style of Writing:Changes every 5 seconds

Favorite Pairings: Reamy, Karmy, Bechloe, Mitchsen, AU Elsanna, ZAGR, Jori, Pucketine, Cam, Seddie, White Rose, Joshaya, and others that I can't think of at the moment.

Favorite Bands/Artists:5 Seconds of Summer, Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, Paramore, Neon Trees, Maroon 5, The Neighbourhood, Arctic Monkeys, The Killers and others that I can't remember at the moment.

Favorite Quote of the Month of February: You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams-Dr. Seuss

Favorite Quote of the Month of March: Sno Balls? Sno Balls?! Where are the f*cking Twinkies?!?!-Zombieland

Favorite Quote of the Month of April: Get the toilet paper cuz sh*t just got real-Amy Raudenfeld

Favorite Quote of the Month of May: I never could explain why I love anybody, or anything-Walt Whitman

Favorite Quote of the Month of June: We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves-Eric Hoffer

Favorite Quote of the Month of July: It is not necessary to understand music;it is only necessary that one enjoy it-Leopald Antoni Stanislaw Stokowski

Favorite Quote of the Month of August: Justice will be swift. Justice will be painful. It will be delicious!-Ruby Rose from RWBY

Favorite Quote of the Month of September: If the last day felt like the last day, the world would be a different place-Because The Internet screenplay

I work off of reviews. Unless I'm feeling generous, you're not getting updates til I get at least 1, please. R&R is my middle name. I have a tumblr at 50-shades-of-anxiety.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.

Things that are Random

Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobia - Fear of long words.

Do not doubt my sanity... I have none.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Wear short sleeves! Support the right to bare arms!

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice-cream; which is kinda the same thing.

Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.

You can't spell "diet" without "die"!

Pluto 1930-2007 R.I.P. Revolve In Peace.

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . tomorrow.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

How is it possible to have a "civil" war?

Copy and paste this if you agree

Copy and paste this if You ever copy and pasted something

Copy and Paste if you ever wanted to go back and strangle some of the characters in a book because they did something dumb.