I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you cuold raed taht put it in yuor porflie

If you could read that put it in your profile.

Copied and pasted from Don't Insult Oliver's Cupcakes's profile :-)

10 Things I Know About You-

1. You are human

2. You are currently reading this

3. You cannot say the letter “P” without separating your lips

4. You just tried to say “P” without separating you lips

6. You are now laughing at your self for doing that

7. You skipped number 5

8. You just looked back to check number 5, when you realized there was no number 5

9. You are laughing at yourself for falling for that again

10. You are soon going to copy and paste it into your own profile which is totallly fine with me ;p

The Hetalian Pledge

I promise to remember Italy

whenever someone mentions pasta

I promise to remember Germany

whenever someone says West

I promise to remember Japan

whenever I see an Asian tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake.

I promise to remember America

whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac

I promise to remember England

whenever I watch Doctor Who

I promise to remember France

whenever I see a rose

I promise to remember China

whenever I see a panda

I promise to remember Russia

whenever I see a lead pipe

I promise to remember Lithuania

whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian

I promise to remember Estonia

whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian

I promise to remember Latvia

whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian

I promise to remember Belarus

whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother

I promise to remember Ukraine

whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs

I promise to remember Sweden

whenever I pass by an IKEA

I promise to remember Finland

whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'

I promise to remember Spain

whenever I see a tomato field

I promise to remember Romano

whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing

I promise to remember Hungary

whenever I see a frying pan

I promise to remember Austria

whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano

I promise to remember Prussia

whenever I hear someone say AWESOME

I promise to remember Poland

whenever I pass a Valley Girl

I promise to remember Switzerland

whenever I see a guy with a gun

I promise to remember Liechtenstein

whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair

I promise to remember Turkey

whenever I think about Phantom of the Opera

I promise to remember Greece

whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat

I promise to remember Egypt

whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle

I promise to remember Canada

whenever I see pancakes

I promise to remember Cuba

whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream

I promise to remember Sealand

whenever I see a boat

I promise to remember Grandpa Rome

whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather

I promise to remember Germania

whenever I see Legolas from LOTR

I promise to remember Holy Rome

whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it? Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

Copied and Pasted from RedRoseBlade's profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you think that the government should keep"One nation under God..."in the pledge of allegiance, copy and paste this into your profile.

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache

When you open it, he collapses

When he sees you reading it, he faints

When he sees you living it, he flees

Just when you try to re-post this, he stops you

Can you hear that voice that says this is silly and so are you if you re-post this?

I just defeated him. Copy and paste this on your profile if if you're in God's army and strong enough to pick up the sword.

Copied and pasted from Chi-Chi's Poptart's Profile :-)

Have you ever wondered:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If you're weird, then you're normal. If you're normal, then you're weird.

Anaditdaephobia- the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

Sarcasm- a way to insult stupid people without them knowing it.

Oh? Paper beats rock? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you.

Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition.

A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stay that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Copied and pasted from love2read555's profile :-)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart- I copied this from DemigodDaughterOfTheTARDIS

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or Instagram. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, GamerGal546, Girl-with-black-wings. Rocketdog791, It’s Fnicking Awesomeness, TeamPiper, Lexie Daughter of Athena, Firecewolf, Bookworm257, KatieElizabethGrace, PJoHoOFan, PavLuvsPercyJackson, BookLoverBookWriter, HalfBloodGryffindor, DemigodDaughterOfTheTARDIS, Russia's Magic Pipe

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already

Copied and Pasted from DemigodDaughterOfTheTARDIS's profile :-)

You know your a huge fan of Hetalia when...bold apply

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together (Mentally)

3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You want to dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means.

16. You end every sentence with "aru". (Mentally)

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.

19. You want Prussia back on the map.

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday.

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

Copied and pasted from Kokoro no Hana's profile :-)

D* put this

R* on your

E* page if you

A* prefer your

M* imagination

S* over reality

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is an cat

this is idiot cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on (or at least, smiling)

Copied and pasted from The Amber Author's profile :-)

You called me a b*tch, b*tch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, & nature is beautiful. You just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Mine is just better.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Specify that your drive-through order is to go. It confuses people.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental issues.

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?

The tiger can't change his spots. No, wait, he did! Good for him!

If swimming is so good for your figure, then explain whales!

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pacman affected our generation, we'd all run around in a dark room munching pills and listening to repetitive music.

Somewhere people are plotting against you and I am probably among them.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Boldly Going Nowhere.

Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do.

Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand cash.

When life gives you lemons, demand a re-fund.

Death is God's way of telling you not to be a wise guy.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no f*cking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that sh*t up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh sh*t, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you as*hole.

Life is a roller coaster, and I'm not strapped in.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through.

Anyone can be called a father, but only some can be a dad.

If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?

I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it.

They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Behind every b*tch is a guy who made her that way.

I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.

Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer.

Okay, so what's the speed of dark?

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Why are the Force and ductape the same? — Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Don't hate yourself in the morning — sleep till noon.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.

The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Music is love in search of word.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.

Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for member.

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C.

The Russians used a pencil.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and anime/manga/fanfiction for the rest of the day.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

Never knock on Death's door — ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

If you get a low enough SAT score, you should be able to park in the handicap space.

Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

When angry, count to ten; when very angry, swear.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Boys are like trees - they take 100 years to grow up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile, and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

I'm going to live forever, or die trying!

The only reason some people get lost in thought, is because it is unfamiliar territory.

Always proofread to make sure you don’t any words out.

Love me, or hate me; personally I could care less.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

The snack that smiles back; Children

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" — a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and freak slap that motherf*cker upside the head.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.

Friends will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers. Yet on Halloween, it's encouraged! Why is that?

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My Stories

(I do not own any photos used as cover pics in the stories. I don't own Hetalia, Percy Jackson, or Harry Potter either. Not even my profile pic belongs to me.)

Screw With Our Flags, Kronos?

Status- Complete. Done. No more.

Chapters Completed- 3.

Category- Crossover of Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Hetalia- Axis Powers.

Summary- Percy and Annabeth find the World 8 (Axis and Allies) during the Titan War. What happens when the nations find out that their precious flags have been cut down? Basically, they go into World War III mode. Never mess with personified countries' flags!

~OoOoOoO~

The Black Triangle Really Messed Up This Time!

Status- Incomplete. And probably on some sort of hiatus until I make good progress in Absolutely Invincible British Professor.

Chapters Completed- 3.

Category- Crossover of Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Hetalia- Axis Powers.

Summary- The Black Triangle have somehow managed piss off both England and Greece. So now America, Russia, and China look physically 12 years old with a Nemean Lion on their tail, until they reach Camp Half-Blood and are mistaken as new demigods. But why does Chiron seem to know China? But when strange things start to happen around them, will their country status stay a secret?

~OoOoOoO~

Absolutely Invincible British Professor

Status- Incomplete.

Chapters Completed- 5.

Category- Crossover of Harry Potter and Hetalia- Axis Powers.

Summary- Voldemort's risen again, and England is worried about Harry's safety. He's also periodically coughing his guts out because of Voldie, but who cares, right? So he goes to Hogwarts as a professor, in order to keep an eye on the Chosen One (and make sure he kills Voldemort). But with the Golden Trio suspicious- actually, who am I kidding, everyone's suspicious, and America thinking he's been abducted by aliens, it's going to be a lot harder than he thought. Plus, there's that minor- MAJOR PROBLEM of Umbridge having a crush on him.