BeehiveCrushhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Legend of Zelda, and Splatoon. Hey there, fellow Nintendites! I am, as you might have guessed, probably not Jesus. I'm probably the most generic description of a writer you can find; tired, somewhat irritable, female, introverted... And I come with bonus stupidity too! Lots of bonus stupidity. I'm open to suggestions, although there is no guarantee I'll write what you request. Stories Finished Twili Magic (The Legend of Zelda) Currently In Progress Octoling Butt: An Essay (Splatoon) An Orphan & Two Octolings (Splatoon) On Hiatus The Last Journey (The Legend of Zelda) (None) |
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Splatoon! Rise of Squidcom by LiamKypaiWalcort reviews
Follow the adventure of the young team of first years at Squid Academy high school who hope to compete on the National stage. But, can they do it? They look to win the Rank Wars, a school-wide competition that decides who'll represent them at the Winter and Spring events. At the same time they'll also need to overcome the many personal challenges in their lives. This is their rise!
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 284 - Words: 1,283,275 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/21 - Published: 5/29/2016 - OC
Evolution of Colors by Bang Rowdyruff reviews
"We fought for so long. So similar yet so different. But now we live together in a world of peace. We Octarian and Inklings are now...friends. But I can see it. Our errors. Our flaws. But it is alright. I...We can fix it. We can help build, a more stable world. A world better than how it is now. A world that is truly...Perfect. (Title subject to change. Sequel to Octo Colors)
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,475 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 3/2/2016
Born A Slave by Rujaku reviews
Born as a slave Link is brought to the Twilight where he is left in the care of the staff to the queen. As he becomes more adjusted to his new lifestyle he meets the young and troublesome princess, but despite the twos differences they can not help but feel drawn to each other. a MidnaXLink story. Rated M for some erotic scenes and violence.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 128,247 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 4/6/2016 - [Midna, Link]
The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord by ChangelingRin reviews
Throughout Hyrule's history there have been many villains, from Ganon to Zant. And with villains comes villainous cliches. Lots and lots of cliches. This is a list of those cliches and how to avoid them, told through the various hostile takeovers of Hyrule and all the things the conquerors did wrong. Welcome, reader, to the Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 19,552 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Link, Ganondorf, Vaati, Zant
What if they were in smash by the ender defender reviews
Ever wonder what your favorite character would be like in smash? Tell me who you want to see in the future. (Contains a quick One-Shot at the end off all chapters)
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 94,711 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 12/21/2016 - Master Hand
Touching the Sky by CrazyBaka25 reviews
An 17-year-old Octoling called Tela grew up in the slowly crumbling underground world of the Octarians, until that is... She is given the chance to join DJ Octavio's army and help build a better future for her 6-year-old sister Levi. Unfortunately Agent 3, an Inkboy decides to throw a wrench in their plans that threaten to turn Tela's dreams... into a nightmare.
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,110 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/8/2020 - Published: 8/1/2017 - Inkboy, Octarians
Tenta by Chubbidust reviews
A squid and a human meet. Problem is- they're both stupid teenagers with silly impulses, jokes, and hormones. All a perfect concoction for a well made disaster. Watch them over the course of the story as their bond grows and they face life and hardships together. Dumb stuff will happen, and many things will be regretted. Big and small.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,470 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/15/2020 - Published: 2/13/2017
Tingles Raveng: The Tingling by AlexKnight002 reviews
Something is off in Hyrule. Tingle is a murderous cannibal, Link is an idiotic jerk, and Navi has no idea what the f*ck is going on. Things get even more messed up when Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and other fanfic characters attack. Can this story get any more f*cked up? Find out, on Tingles Raveng: The Tingling. Now on TV Tropes! Also, F U Tim!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 78 - Words: 111,390 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2020 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Link, Malon, Navi, Tingle
Operation 24 by TerminalMiraculosis reviews
When she first escaped the metro, Eight had been a bit intimidated by Agent 3. Three had, after all, tried to kill her. But over time, Eight found out that the grumpy inkling could actually be quite pleasant to be around, once you got to know her. Thus, when Three asked Eight out on a date, she said yes. In retrospect, she probably should've asked what a date was first.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,913 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/12/2019 - Published: 2/21/2019 - [Agent 3, Agent 8] - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule's Resurrection by LoZFan96 reviews
Hyrule has been taken over by Ganondorf, it's residents enslaved by the King of Evil. After many centuries, the Spirit of the Hero is born into this world. WARNING: This story is EXTREMELY VIOLENT and features sexual scenes. CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 144,908 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/27/2019 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Link, Zelda, Lana, Linkle - Complete
Spla by pkmnfan reviews
Splat SplAT
Splatoon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/1/2019
In New Lands by Good Ol' Rusty reviews
Follow the agents of Squidbeak as they encounter a creature who turns their world upside down. See as these events lead to the beginning of the Salmon Run Project, something not many know the origins of.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,542 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/18/2019 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Cap'n Cuttlefish, Callie, Marie, Octarians
Pit Saves Canada by AlexKnight002 reviews
Pit loves Canada more than anything, but when an evil president threatens to take it over, he must team up with Pittoo and the Prime Minister in order to SAVE CANADA! Based on The Hot Topic Krew.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,122 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2018 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Pit, Luigi, Dark Pit, Palutena - Complete
Summer In The City by JirachiScratchz reviews
A year after the construction around Inkopolis Tower started, and school is out for the summer again. Moray Gulf is connected to the world, 'Turf War's popularity is resurging, suspicious activity is drawing attention in the back alleys of the city, and when something finally snaps, Finley's world is about to change.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,746 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2018 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Inkgirl, OC
Inkling of an idea by TheScrubs reviews
When a cat get's a pen from an inkling scientist, he starts a story for a young human who's life is about to get much inkier. I will accept oc's at any time and don't forget that this is multi narrator so there will be several main characters. This story will involve transformation at one point, so be ready.
Splatoon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,457 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/25/2017 - Published: 5/28/2017 - Judd, OC
Un-Ordinary by Da Kaleidoscope reviews
I thought the biggest challenge of my life would be defeating DJ Octavio and saving Inkopolis. Of course, the universe then proceeded to throw me into the depths of Octoling territory, set the government after me, give me a child, blow up Inkopolis Plaza, and make me fall in love with three girls...at the same time. Welcome to my life.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/25/2017 - Published: 6/28/2016 - [Callie, Marie, Marina, Agent 3]
Splatoon: Adventures of an Octoling by DominicanDragon reviews
The Octarians are doomed. Their culture, their society; even their whole species teeters on the brink of extinction. And no matter what they do, or how hard they try, their path to destruction seems certain. So what something or someone; an outlier of sorts, intervined. And becomes not an obstacle to stop, but a sign to guide. Too bad that solution lives a world away... till now.
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 7/4/2016 - OC
Purple Rain by Cykumma reviews
AU. Everyone has a common goal in Inkopolis, to be the very best Turf Battler in the city. One girl, the daughter of an Inkling and an Octoling, has that same goal, but she must also keep her true self a secret from the world, even when the pressure of fame is trust onto her. Rated T for Language.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,054 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/16/2017 - Published: 12/21/2016 - Complete
Super Smash Bros: Crosshairs by Tatsumaki19 reviews
There are many alternate versions of the Super Smash Bros world. However, a greater evil threatens all these worlds in hope of conquering them. It's up to the group of young heroes to stop this evil before peace is forever disturbed. T just to be safe.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,239 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 1/6/2017 - OC
Judd by Edward Squidman reviews
Inkopolis' favourite feline has a story of his own. I would guess it goes a little something like this... (if you haven't read my brother Allan's Splatoon fanfic called "We're History" yet please read that first as the two stories intertwine)
Splatoon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,961 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2017 - Published: 11/14/2016 - Judd, Cap'n Cuttlefish, Octarians, OC - Complete
Rattle Rattle Shake Shake by The dude with no life reviews
A little poem I wrote based on a popular theory pertaining to Majora's Mask
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2016
A Moblin's Epic by Target22 reviews
Hylians were not the only people being coerced by Ganondorf. Sure, many demons joined the King of Evil willingly hoping to reap the benefits of carnage, but not enough. Armies were needed to maintain his sovereignty. Some armies were bought, some were created, and others had to be enslaved. A moblin chief struggles to find a way to free his people before this war eradicates them.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,971 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 9/4/2016
Octo Colors by Bang Rowdyruff reviews
An Octoling finds herself alive after Agent 3's most recent massacre. Stranded and alone, all ways back to the Octarian civilization in the area are destroyed. The only way to get back would be to risk a trip through Inkopolis, the cursed home of the Inkling. Will a kind soul help her through the city? Will she end up ink on the sidewalk? Or will something much bigger happen?
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,459 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 10/15/2015 - [Octarians, Inkboy] - Complete
Firefly by Blizzaga Saga reviews
(Epilogue added) After the events of Majora's Mask, Anju and Kafei learn that Link is homeless and take him in, but all he wants is to continue his search for Navi. Meanwhile, all Romani wants is to help her new friend and hero, whether he asks for it or not.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,555 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 2/12/2013 - [Link, Romani] - Complete
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Twili Magic reviews
A short, lemon-y MidnaxLink fic. (Warning: contains facesitting and lots of Midna butt)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/28/2020 - [Link, Midna] - Complete
Octoling Butt: An Essay reviews
Agent 3 finds himself in a strange situation. He's been captured by an Octoling after a fierce battle, and she has some plans for him... (Contains fetish content, including bondage and facesitting)
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/7/2020 - Published: 5/22/2019 - Octarians, Agent 3 - Complete
An Orphan & Two Octolings reviews
Shark, an orphan who dreams of becoming a professional author, is kicked out of the orphanage he lives in before he turns eighteen. The only cheap housing he could find is a vacant room in a house with two Octolings. With them, he gets dragged into a world he never wanted to be dragged into. Good luck, Shark.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/11/2019 - Published: 6/1/2017 - Inkboy, Octarians, OC
The Last Journey reviews
The Hero of Time is now old. He must find the new hero and teach him. But can he do it before the entire world is destroyed? Meanwhile, young man who lives with Bulblins struggles to tell the world that they are not monsters; they are as intelligent as Hylians, and they have friends and family. But he will have to fight to protect his adopted Bulblin family. (NOT On Hiatus!)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 9/1/2016 - Link, OC