HELLOOOOOO

That was rubbish.

Hiiiii!

So, my profile before was basically this:

I'm a person you don't know.

A Stranger 0.0

And I just realized- Thaaaaat was stupid and boring and lazy and unattractive.

So here we are now.

Let's have some info about me... Heh, I'm pretty boring but you choose whether you read all this crap or not. Here we go.

My name's Elena, born on the 10th of March at the tender age of nill in a hospital in Berlin and if you REALLY want to know how old I am THAT much, you're probably some pedo and I won't tell you.

Basically teen.

I live in the capital of Germany, parents seperated and I swap between their places 'cause I've got nothing better to do or something.

My dad grew up here as well but my mum's from London, note the Bri'ish teaparty slang. Okay, that was really lame, I apologize.

So I'm bilingual and shit.

gasp* I cursed!

Now let me explain this. I do not swear, curse, cuss, blargh, like, ever.

...or that's what everyone thiiiiinks.

So when I'm alone I will tell my WhatsApp to shut the fuck up and with my friends I will gently nudge their leg and ask if they could maybe consider talking a bit more quietly, pretty-please.

I'm worried all these different personalities I have with different people/groups will team up and murder me, it's not even funny anymore. I am different people. My dad thinks I'm arrogant, one of my best friends calls me a Mary Sue (I SWEAR I HAD TO PUT THIS HERE I FELT SO GOOD WHEN I HEARD THAT UGH SHOULD I'VE LAUGHED OR CRIED I LOVE HER) and my best friend says I'm like an annoying mother or something.

Okay, interests. LOS INTERESTOS

As you can see, I'm topava class in Spanish.

I also learn Latin, which I really enjoy and-

Ah yeah, I'm a total nerd.

I like Spanish, I like English, I love German, I love chemistry, biology, I don't hate physics, I don't (always) hate maths, I loathe sports/PE, I adore history, I'm honest-to-Poptarts teacher's favourite in Latin because I LOVE IT, I-- Can'T think of any more school stuff.

Enough of that then.

Just remember, I'm a nerd. I don't take offence when you hate on school or something, I'm not Hermione and I don't really ever do my homework but still.

More interests.

MAAAAANGAAAAAAAS

I used to love anime but my flimsy laptop's Flash Player kept breaking down so I started reading mangas and by now, I even prefer them over animes, which is probably a bit weird but ah well.

So my current absoloute fav is Yokyo Ghoul (/Kushu), though I am MORE THAN UPSET BECOS MY DEAR MISTR ISHIDA SUI THAT IS NO WAY TO END SOMETHIG *sobs*

But I'm not devasted or something.

I didn't put the words "You fought in place of the weak me. Thank you for all you've done. Let's... Rest a bit..." above my bed and I don't just sometimes stare an them and whisper his name. Nonononono.

Ummmm.

Anyway.

I adore Blue Exorcist (/Ao no Exorcist) and I'm lost in all the ffs about it. Enough about that...

I love Skip Beat! too though it's updating... sooooo--... slooooowlyyyyyyy...

...and others. I'll spare you the dirty details.

Um. So, what else falls under interests? Ah, yes. Here we go, better hold on tight.

SUUUUUUPEEEEEEEEERWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK

SUUUUUUUUUUUUPEEEEEEEEEERWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOCK

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK

Um, yes.

I'm superwholocked, guilty.

So what else is there to know? Not much, really. I'm not really a gamer-not saying I don't like... gaming, but I'm just not talented at all whatsoever. My dad gave me Wii Zelda Twighlight Princess for Christmas and I like it so far. That's... it. Yeah. Sorry, gamers.

AHH

MUUUSIC!

Okay, this is strange, brace yourself.

Mostly at the moment I like the... stuuuuff.

I'm so bad at this.

Ugh.

So right at this moment I'm listening to Fall Out Boy's Centuries. FOB is another current obsession, together with Panic! at the Disco, because, I mean, that is Gospel.

(Must not giggle at bad pun)

And I like My Chemical Romance (THEY ARE NOT DEAD. NOPE. NOPEDINOPE.) and all that junk and Offspring and Linking Park and hell, Skrillex sometimes but the fun part is I like everything else too.

I enjoy Elvis and Amy Whinehouse and Specials and Duffy and Megurine Luka and Hank Green and Passenger and Daft Punk and Lady Gaga and choir music and Pentatonix and Seeed and Green Day and Madness and One Direction and The Neighborhood and Mika and Miley Cyrus and Ed Sheeran and Adele and Black Veil Brides and Avicii and ACDC and Banda Bassotti and Avril Lavigne and Iggy and Tove Lo and

EVERYTHING

Actually, that's not true. I don't like a few things, like Funk music for some reason, but I don't really hate anything. It's fun, not hating. It's not even only music, I just don't hate things, people, etc.

You should try it.

Oh and I'm addicted to sugar and not in a healthy way.

But I'm- Well I'm slim. Not skinny or thin per se, but slim. Fine. My body is okay, I'm happy with it, mostly at least.

MOVING ON.

Um, what else? Love interests, yeah. Well, you're lucky today because nobody loves me and I love nobody. Note the small n, don't annoy me. And I'm yooooouuuuuung. If I have anything, it's time.

Oh and I'd better mention my absolutly best internet friend ever in the entire existence of my internet life;

nyAAN-SENPAI!!!!!

If you ever read this, I love you and you're not worthless and you deserve this so shut up.

He's wonderful, you'd love him too, seriously. Everyone would.

What else? She is so beautiful. You don't get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: You know she is. She is funny without ever being mean. I love her. I am so lucky to love her, Van Houten. You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.

I do, Augustus.
I do.

Right in the feeeeels.

I know that off by heart, what is wrong with me.

Which brings us to the joyful topic of books.

Let me strive my shelves... Okay, shoot.

Rick Riordan, Lauren Child, Dianna Wynne Jones, Eoin Colfer, Jonathan Stroud, Derek Landy, Dr Seuss, Colin Meloy, A A Milne, Jasper Fforde, Stephen Chbosky, John Green (duh), Marcus Zuzak, Malorie Blackman, J K Rowling, Pittacus Lore, Kiera Cass, Ursula Le Guin, Rainbow Rowell, Cornelia Funke, Rachel Hartman, Orson Scott Card, Cassandra Clare, Veronica Roth, Benjamin Lacombe, Erin Hunter, Jill Murphy, Sherman Alexie, Trudy Canavan, Neil Gaiman, Clive King, Zoran Drvenkar, Roald Dahl, Phillipa Pearce, Micheal Morphurgo, R J Palacio, Jeff Kinney, Rudyard Kipling, ...

Hah, that took ages. And that's not even all, there's a few more at my dad's. Phuuuh. I must like books.

Ah, yes. Of course, I obsess over the usual, like Harry Potter and The Fault in Our Stars, yoda, yoda, but there is this one fandom with me and a few middle aged shoelaces I'm in that does NOT get enough attencion.

THE CHRESTOMANCI CHRONICLES.

GO AND READ THEM RIGHT NOW.

Actually, no. Let me read you the tiddle bit at the front that's supposed to explain things.

There are thousands of worlds, all different than ours. Chrestomanci's world is the one next door to us, and the difference here is that magic is as common as music is with us. It's full of people working magic-- warlocks, witches, thaumaturges, sorcerers, fakirs, conjurors, hexers, magicians, mages, shamans, diviners and many more --from the lowest Certified witch right up to the most powerful enchanters. Enchanters are strange as well as powerful. Their magic is different and stronger and many of them have more than one life.

Now, if someone did not control all these busy magic users, ordinary people would have a horrible time and probably end up as slaves. So the goverment appoints the very strongest enchanter there is to make sure no one misuses magic. This enchanter has nine lives and is known as "the Chrestomanci." You pronounce it KREST-OH-MAN-SEE. He has to have a strong personality as well as strong magic.

So it's a 70s book and the author is dead... But it's still FANTAStIC My fav is Charmed Life, the first one out of six, but the others are greeeaaat too. So. Go and read them.

AH!

You might know the author... Dianna Wynne Jones, because she wrote "Howl's Moving Castle", the inspiration for Hayao Miyazaki's animemoviethingy. That film and that book are great too. Go now, younglings, and read some good British children's fiction.

So. What else? She is s- Okay, enough of that. So... I just did the seme/uke quiz because... I have nothing else to do? Well, Innocent Uke looking for youuu xDDD

I'll bake cookies for my seme! :3

Okay, that brings me to DEM SHIPS.

Well, gay ships are yay ships, I guess. What on earth is my OTP, I don't even know?!?! I ship my fav lil bbs wid evyooon x3

That's true, actually

Like, I ship Edward Elric, Rin Okumura, Sam Wichester, ...aaaand all my other favourites that I can't think of right now... WITH EVERYONE.

Scratch that, everyTHING. Mwahaha!!!!!!

Anyway. Let's talk about my stories. Here, have a linebreak.

Yayaka

Crossover: Harry Potter/ Blue Exorcist

Rin wakes in a strange tank in the Department of Mysteries during the DAs little break in and is promptly kidnapped by the Dark Forces. But when he get's seperated from Draco at Hogwarts, which side will he choose? And is all really as it seems?

Gonna be muy, muy angsty... You're going to hate me so much by the end. There's a plot now, definitely, and I've just got to... actually write it now xD
So, yeah, might take another while, but not too long now. Don't worry

Also, the pairings are:

RinxHarry (first focus)

RinxDraco (second focus)

Those pairings won't be happy and fluffy, mwahaha, no. Well, you'll see, anyway *cackles*

Just be a bit patient with me, please :/

AAHHH

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AND

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OH AND

if you speak enough German to get there: Proxer

UHHH

yeah, should be it. Unless... I have a panfu tucked away somewhere, wait...

HM

nickyelli OH and EundC on aaaaand... A Stranger 0.0 on fictionpress

That should be it. If not, I'm often EundC, anywhere. Yupp. Have fun.