iluv2eatcarbshide bio
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter. Hi my name is Lauren :) I've currently got 10 stories on this website, the majority being Sirius/OC :) I'm 21 Music Business Major in college, but now in the air force I only write Harry Potter fics, but I have been debating on writing for Hunger Games Favorite ships: Sirius/OC Remus/OC Oliver Wood/OC Lily/James James 2/OC Ships I'm not so fond of: Remus/Sirius (I'm all for gay rights but to me Sirius is a sex god and I can't imagine this) Harry/Hermione...just...no Dramione Voldemort/Ginny (yes, it exists) Favorite stories on here: Wanton Confessions of a Teenage Witch Nobody Sees Me Wishing Here's some other ways to contact me :) http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1597080009&ref=search |
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The Misadventures of the Weasley Brothers by FireValkyrie reviews
Disappearing clothing, fantasy inducing ice cream, strange creatures, fun with scanty clothing, a sexy disease known as Sexlexia, animagus forms and utter chaos. Oh my! Just a few mishaps in the lives of Fred and George Weasley. Total randomness!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 625,381 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 9/11/2003 - OC, George W.
The Line Between Love, Hate and Womanly Pride by EllieBaby reviews
or: How To Perpetually Humiliate Yourself. "Ah, Loganberry, eager to see me, are we? I know that you fancy me, but sprinting across the platform at high speed to fall at my feet does seem a tad over the top." Revised Chapter Thirteen now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 100,994 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Sirius B., OC
Fuel to the Fire by PleaOfInsanity reviews
Peyton Fox; He mumbled against my lips. I sighed happily. Sirius Black was kissing... me...Wait... Sirius and me. Kissing. What the – "WA-AGH!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
You're an Idiot, Sirius Black by Squid7000 reviews
My 7th year to-do list: 1. Find a cure for cancer. 2. Avoid EX-best friend, Sirius Black, at ALL costs. 3. Survive. *cricket, cricket* Yeah, I should be so lucky. SB/OC **ABANDONED. To anyone who's stuck around or left a kind word - thank you so much. I'm so sorry.**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,278 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sirius B., OC
Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
A Wolf's Soul by wickedsingularity reviews
My parents had the kind of love that touched everyone around them. I searched hard for my own soul deep love while I was at Hogwarts. By my last year I had given up. But then there was the start of term feast, and in walked a thin, tired, shabby old man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,434 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - [Remus L., OC] - Complete
Out of the Dark by Pyro63 reviews
Hermione returns to Grimmauld sooner than expected so that she can research horcruxes. She finds something entirely unexpected, something that could be the key to bringing Sirius back from the dead...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,281 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L.
When The Stars Go Blue by XSiriusIsTheBestX reviews
James was the sexy trouble maker & Lily was the pretty wild flower.So don't you ever wonder how they finally ended up as a happily married couple?And is 12 years in Azkaban the REAL reason why Sirius is so bitter? SB/OC and LE/JP. An untold story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 105 - Words: 211,830 - Reviews: 4133 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Relentless Pursuit by Writer-in-Disguise reviews
Sirius Black's good looks and unruly behavior make him the object of affection for many girls. The only catch is: he doesn't date. Is there any way other than relentless pursuit to get his attention? SBOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,275 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Sirius B., OC
Betwixt and Between by Lily Swan reviews
Have you ever had a secret? Something you're unwilling to share: a desire, a wish, a confession? Well what if you had a deadly secret... A secret that had the power to change everything. A secret that you didn't even know you possessed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,338 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - OC, Sirius B.
Suddenly I See by solitaireclay07 reviews
I turned to the first page and saw the words 'UNTITLED' by Ivy E. Bennett. Who the hell is Ivy E. Bennett? Well, I intend to find out. Companion piece to Nobody Sees Me Wishing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 131,854 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Displaced by shan21 reviews
Hermione’s eyes grew wide. 'This is not happening,' her brain insisted. She had forgotten herself in Harry’s memory, feeling pity for this memory of Snape, and had screamed at James Potter to stop tormenting him. And he had clearly heard her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,611 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L.
All My Fanfics by hermyandronforevr reviews
This is a fic making fun of cliches in the fanfics of today. I’ll hit everything from Ron and Hermione to slash from songfics to whatever pops into my mind. Ch 9 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,297 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Hermione G.
The Reader by Frodo'sPen reviews
A young woman is transported to the world of Harry Potter and back to 1976. She remembers the books in detail, but is under a charm that prevents her from revealing or changing anything. Sirius/OC. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 83,048 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., OC - Complete
My Case of Unluck by Cetesy reviews
The name's Lupin, Remus Lupin. As a werewolf, painful transformations and unaccommodating cravings are my habit. As an incredibly awkward being, it seems I will never find a girl willing to put up with me. Excuse me while I go bang my head against a wall.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,480 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Remus L., OC
Wanton Confessions of a Teenage Witch by JolieFille reviews
...sometimes, I wonder if it's possible to seduce someone into becoming good. I mean, if you try hard enough, and you have enough sex appeal, I bet you could... Hmm, a new defense technique...I'm a genius! I wonder if anyone else has thought of this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 185,677 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Oliver W., Remus L. - Complete
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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Literacy and Longing reviews
I was a silent Remus Lupin lover until Sirius Black caught me staring. Now he's determined to get Remus and I together. Bugger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,269 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Remus L., OC
Thin Ice reviews
*sequel to Duck and Cover* Avery is back and with more problems than ever. With the war closing in on them everything is falling apart and they're all skating on thin ice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - OC, Sirius B.
My Last Breath reviews
James makes a promise to Lily on the night they die.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Girl Friend reviews
I'm in love with my best friend. Now get your head out of the gutter, it's not James, Remus or Peter. They are my guy friends. No, I'm in love with my girl-friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Duck and Cover reviews
My name is Avery Muze and I am completely and unapologetically awkward. I take a dangerous trip downstairs to the common rooms and wind up becoming James Potter's fake girlfriend while finding a real romance. Ugh-I wish I had never left my room.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 131,365 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Bitten reviews
Muggle Olivia Dye has been bitten by a werewolf. She receives treatment at St Mungos and learns about the wizarding world. There she meets a boy, Remus Lupin who shows her his side of the world, and most importantly, Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Fragile reviews
Love doesn't exist, only people exist. Sirius Black is like a porcelain doll; you can love it all you want, but it can't ever love you back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Home reviews
Harry awakes one night and goes to the kitchen, there he finds Petunia sitting at the kitchen table. His first reaction is to walk away, but when she looks at him Harry sees something in her eyes that he's never seen: loss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Excessive Wand Users Anonymous reviews
Voldemort had to understand the ways in which he has misused and misunderstood his wand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Voldemort - Complete