Greetings, wanderer of cyberspace.

If you're reading this, you for some reason have stumbled upon my humble corner of the FFN land. I hope you won't regret it and enjoy your stay here. There are letters and words to fill your appetite and quench your thirst, and phrases to wrap yourself in, should you need them. If there are any complaints, please direct them to the button enscribed 'Submit review: go' and I'll try to help you to the best of my abilities. If something about the service particularly pleased you, it is also appreciated to let me know through this medium. Pointing me to any English mistakes, which are bound to occur, since it's far from my first language, can earn you a life-long free service, so don't hesitate. Furthermore, it is allowed to light flames, but only if you in turn allow me to use them to roast marshmellows in. Nothing for nothing.

I mostly do femmeslashy things, although I like a well-written gen more than anything. The hardest thing about writing, for me, is finding appropriate titles and genres, and writing fitting summaries. I don't know how to label anything I've written, which I know is strange - if you feel you can help me out, please do. I have no pairing that I love over all else - if you can make me believe it, I will. Most of all I love handling characters that are widely regarded as evil, stupid or Not Important - there's so much to work with there. My primary fandom is Harry Potter, but I dabble in others as well - occasionally Lord Of The Rings (when I feel up to digging through the books to check facts), Homer's Iliad and Odyssey (it's an inevitable side-effect of studying Ancient Greek, I'm afraid), the occasional Star Wars, and the Hitch Hiker's Guide if I had any trust in my humour-writing skills. It's important in life to have eclectic tastes, like my grandfather used to say as he tried yet another brand of pipe tobacco.

Make yourself at home, traveller, and take off your boots before the fire if it pleases you.