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Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Princess Diaries. Don't want to be an American idiot.Don't want a nation thats under the new media. And can you hear the sound of hysteria? The subliminal mind fuck America. Welcome to a new kind of tension. Well maybe I'm the faggot America. Welcome to a new kind of tension. Don't want to be an American idiot. Welcome to a new kind of tension. Finally!! Somebody's got the right idea!! GO GREEN DAY!!* |
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What's Up Doc? by KRRouse reviews
Sam's just a normal guy trying to make his way in today's world, but with roommates like Frodo, Merry and Pippin, and neighbors like Gimli and Gollum, it's not easy. Rated PG13, just in case.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,805 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Complete
SixFeet Cold by Enivrement reviews
After six years of self imposed exile in the Muggle World, Harry returns to Hogwarts under the request of Albus Dumbledore. AU book5 some angst, some slash, some action, some music. [COMPLETED]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,651 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ron and Hermione in Double Indemnity by Eloise McGonagall reviews
Hermione married to Draco? Not for long if Ron can help it! Together, R&H hatch a plan to murder Malfoy, and make 1,000,000 galleons in the process. But will all go as planned? This is my first fan fic so please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,461 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Stalking Lily Evans by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
It has been suggested that James observe Lily, learn more about her, figure out ways to get her to like him that don't involve his tongue. Notepassing, observations, and general prickiness abound.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,280 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 5/28/2004 - James P.
I'm OK by Butterfly Beauty reviews
The title is self explanatory. Hope you enjoy reading the story. Please READ & REVIEW... COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,188 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Autumn's Newcomer by One Frumious Bandersnatch reviews
At the Fowl Manor, in Dublin, Ireland, a new maid is sent to work there. What if..what if..that new “maid” just happens to be an undercover agentassassin?
NOT A MARY-SUE ARTEMIS and OC PAIRING. I finally posted the chapters correctly. Go me.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,975 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 6/5/2004
Envy of a Jealous Heart by DaftLikeJack22 reviews
Ron loves Hermione, but Hermione loves....someone else. Jealousy takes over and Ron struggles to gain the love of Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,497 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Too Little, Too Late by Adele Elisabeth reviews
Pansy may be dead, but she's still opinionated. (companion to "Ma Belle Pensee", and "Always Loved You Better)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Pansy P., Lucius M.
Not Just Another Love Story by DreamingPhoenix reviews
The Marauders meddle with Snape's love-life, but even they don't know just how much havoc this prank will cause!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter and ElimiDate by purplebean14 reviews
Harry enters Elimi Date to find the perfect woman. Who will he meet? Any old weirdos from school? This is like the bachelor but with an ODD twist!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Harry P., Neville L.
I have to marry HIM? by TornFairyWings reviews
Hermione finds out that she is not who she thinks she is and is betrothed to a certain Slytherin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Meminerunt Omnia Amantes by Auriana reviews
Filch needs someone to love and someone wants to love him. One shot. Crazy, I know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Argus F., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2287 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Tricky Thing by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
"Unrequited love is a tricky thing to deal with. But when the object of your affections is dating your best friend, you kind of have to. Deal with it, that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Sirius B.
My Screwy Family by portalkeeper reviews
[COMPLETE!! Sequel to 'My Mommy and Daddy'] Set in 2019. Angie contines to grow up. Eventually B/S.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 65,205 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Days in Our School by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
The students of Hogwarts School are being watched as they partake in their most sordid affair...by their very twisted teachers. Rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/9/2003
Touch You by Kanna-Ophelia reviews
Sequel to "Leaving Home." Enid wonders if she has ruined her friendship with Elizabeth forever. * femmeslash * *second chapter now up *
Sweet Valley series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2002 - Published: 1/28/2002
About the Dance by Kanna-Ophelia reviews
Ginny finds herself with a rather unexpected date for the next Hogwarts social event. Fluffy femmeslashy fairyfloss. Mostly GinnyCho, smatterings of NevilleJustin and HermioneRon. Probably never going going to be updated, given two books have passed and
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2001 - Published: 11/3/2001 - Ginny W.
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Surving the 7th Year reviews
So far, Hermione has turned into a gorgeous bubbly prep, who is currently stalking a handsome, confused Harry Potter. Together, he and his friend Bella attempt to de-prep Hermione, while a shallow Ron is convinced that Hermione is madly in love with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Broken reviews
Frodo has left for the Gray Havens. Everyone returns to their normal lives. Except Sam. He somehow has a feeling that maybe...just maybe...it was more than the One Ring that drove Frodo away. (This's rated PG just in case)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
Some People Are Helpless, but I'm Hopeless reviews
Rated PG-13 for language and suggestive stuff. No worse than the books. But anyways-Lana is in love with Michael, and she secretly hates her life. What should she do? Can she cope?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/18/2004
When Fate Takes its Course reviews
Could Severus Snape ever love? And if he could, could it possibly be...a Muggle? This is the REAL reason Snape became a Death Eater. Rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Severus S.