I know you guys don't actually really want to read my bio because, really, who cares about the author? Just get to the stories! Go ahead and skip this if you want, I'm writing this because I'm kind of blowing off homework.

So, at the moment, I am only writing Harry Potter fiction. Strangely enough, I only like stories from the Hogwarts generations if they're extremely AU. Go figure. I can't decide between Founders, Marauders, and Next generations as my favorite generation.

Are there any more generations?

I actively ship:

Harry Potter

NextGen-

Rose/Scorpius

Albus Severus/Scorpius

{I can't ever decide which one I like more...}

Hogwarts Gen-

Luna/Neville {Sorry, but where the heck was Rolf? Hannah came and stole Luna's man!}

Hermione/Ron

Percy/Audrey

Oliver/Percy {But only when they're, like, actually in school... if that makes any sense. Percy would, you know, be experimenting. I also like to pretend that his girlyfriend never existed, so... You know, that might be part of why I like this ship...}

Charlie/Tonks {*Fingers in ears* LA LA LA! I can't hear you! Lupin never dated a woman that was born after he graduated Hogwarts.}

Draco/Astoria {Yes, I am a hypocrite. Where was Astoria and all that shite. But, really, which character in the series would actually put up with Draco? ...Actually, I have a theory about that. Hmmm... *Strokes imaginary woman beard thoughtfully.*}

[I'm just going to throw this right here. If Draco is considered the man-slut for being paired with every imaginable person/creature/object, then Hermione has to be the ho.]

Marauders Gen-

James/Lily {Sorry, Snape was horrid to Lily. On top of that, the entire series is invalidated by the Snily ship.} {And if you try to say James was mean to Lily, I'm going to point out that I don't think it occurred to him how embarrassed he was making her. He only saw that she embarrassed him.} {Looking back at this, I'm only really a Jily shipper by default because pretty much any other ship I have is dependent on Harry being exactly how he was in the books.}

Peter/Slight happiness in Hogwarts {I'm not ashamed of liking Peter before he fell to the Dark side. There had to be a reason the rest of the boys liked him.}

Authur/Molly {I'm not sure where this belongs. They were a few years before the Marauders generation, but they weren't really the Hogwarts generation.}

Sirius/Remus {The only plausible reason that I can think of Lupin *Clenches eyes in denial and swallows in disgust* dating marrying Tonks was that he was unbearably sad about Sirius.}

Regulus/Some form of happiness

Founders Gen-

Salazar/Helga {One of the only ships I will actually fight someone over. Wolfstar and Drastoria are pretty much the only others I would fight over. And I'll defend Percy till my fingers fall off}

I am intrigued by these ships:

Draco/Harry

Draco/Ron

Victoire/Teddy

Snape/Harry

Draco/Ginny

Voldemort/Bellatrix

And, finally, I hate these ships:

Lupin/Tonks

Scorpius/Lily

Snape/Lily

{OTP: UNBREAKABLE (SNAPE/NARCISSA)

That was a lot longer than it was supposed to be. My apologies.