What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?

[Trigger Warning: Yaoi] Yoh reaches his breaking point and leaves Anna one rainy night, but memories and thoughts of her linger on. Is he really over her? Meanwhile, Anna makes new school friends who help her identify and exorcise her inner demons. Will one of these friendships grow into something more? And will Yoh eventually move on? Or will Yoh and Anna make amends and reunite?

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

40 lighthearted, humorous, and romantic one-shots about Yoh and Anna's relationship. Other characters have frequent supporting roles. There are a wide variety of plots, settings and twists. The only thing they share in common is a kiss (it's in the title, y'know). With so many, you're bound to find at least one you love!

Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)

When the dementor attack presents Harry with an opportunity to begin to fight back he gladly sets himself on the path to have a hand in his future. But as time goes on, it's clear that not all is the same as it once was. Why has his scar stopped hurting? What are these seemingly random objects he's drawn to? How deep does the connection between him and Voldemort truly run? Post GoF

Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke

Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's, but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?

AU. The life of General Kenobi is cut short at the hands of his Padawan, but the sight that greets his eyes upon awakening is not that of blinding light of the Force, but the Jedi Temple he knew when he was still a youth. Slow updates - no joke.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

A home, a wife, a child: despite serving in a decade-long conflict, Naruto has carved out his own piece of happiness. Yet when the Godaime gives him an order he can't refuse and makes him a leader of men, the balance between his family and old dreams threatens to be upended. The crucible of war is harsh, and in Grass a Hokage is forged. [AU]

Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.

Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.

There's nobody like her. She's smart, beautiful, and witty. Unfortunately for Harry, she's also engaged. When Fleur Delacour returns to Hogwarts to help prepare for the war against Voldemort, Harry has to manage an uneasy balance between the demands of the war and the demands of the heart. Harry/Fleur during HBP.

He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned

Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.

Namikaze Naruto was abducted, then declared dead. Twelve years after he disappeared, his parents find him: now a scrappy, reckless teenager, with good friends, a lot of trauma, and ties to the murderous, anarchist Nine-Tails gang. As the family tries to put itself together, trust breaks, hurts heal, and the power struggles that led to Naruto's abduction resurface. Modern AU.

What are you willing to do to protect your family? Someone wanted the best, and she bought it. Blood will be spilt if any try to take what her purchase was meant to protect. Revisions will be made as time allows

ON HIATUS- AU: Harry Potter, older brother to the Boy-Who-Lived and the Dark Lord's right-hand man, is now on trial for war crimes. DMLE prosecutor and former flame Daphne Greengrass comes to his defense. The secrets and manipulations will rock Wizarding Britain and reveal a boy who never stopped fighting and a love that never quite faded.

...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?

Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem

Naruto Uzumaki always knew that he would be Hokage. During the final round of the Chūnin Exams, he shows the world why.

On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.

The Shinigami was satisfied by the bloodbath called the Fourth Shinobi World War. He reaped the souls of over 80,000 ninjas and countless civilians... Then why does he send one of them back in time? (Time-travel done RIGHT; read the first chapter to be convinced. Full summary inside. Features Fūinjutsu!Naruto. Will be EPIC in length. NO HAREM.) "Err... why do you smell like fish?"

Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

Zaraki manages to summon his zanpakuto. Is it all too late? Secrets are revealed, but are these the answers he was seeking? Enemies, friends, who can be trusted? Who will survive the confrontation? Chapter 69 now available. Rated for language. Character death. When will this finish?

For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU

The Yondaime was their leader. Their protector. Their god. He would live forever as a hero. But when his son is found nearly dead,the 3rd Hokage is forced to take crucial decisions,which includes making a peculiar request from the unusual Kakashi.

(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)

Harry agrees to do a favour for Draco Malfoy - with delightful results for Draco's mother. Guilty pleasure Harrissa in two acts.

ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...

No matter the time, place or universe, Harry Potter and Fleur Delacour will always find each other. Most chapters will be their own, independent AUs of varying degrees. One-shot collection. Harry/Fleur

COMPLETE. Tobirama is willing to give absolutely anything for Hashirama and his dream.

What happens when Harry, presented with an opportunity to return to the past, charges ahead in true Potter style? With little to no regard of consequences or plans of any sort? Rating is for language and adult situations.

What would happen if a certain pink hair Auror was introduced to Harry a little sooner? What if Voldemort was less concerned about secrecy and had built up his forces while he was without a body? A storm would gather and like always Harry will find himself in the middle. Takes place during Harry's 5th year at Hogwarts. HarryxTonksxFleur.

It was a bad joke, one heard from her mother that brought about a great change in both her own life, and the life of a man who became her most precious person.

The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.

In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]

In which Ino wakes up one morning and finds herself in the arms of one Uzumaki Naruto.

Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.

The past catches up to Snake when FoxDie activates and an unexpected guest forces him back into the fight against the Patriots.

Sometimes, all it takes to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Thrust between giants Harry has no choice but become one himself if he wants to keep on breathing. He might've found a way, but life's never that easy. Clock's ticking, Harry. Learn fast now.

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.

At the last moment, Mito chooses to bind the Kyuubi to her rather than sealing it within herself. Decades later, Kushina takes up her burden, and finds that maybe it isn't such a burden after all.

The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?

Starts off from the Quidditch world cup, Harry finds a more important reason to fight for and that sometimes, a fairytale or legend is a lot more than it seems. Discontinued. Sorry.

There are battles to be fought even in times of peace. How do you fight them when they're with yourself? Naruto x Ino

Crush the world beneath your heel. Destroy everyone who has ever slighted you. Tear down creation just to see if you can. Kill anything beautiful. Take what you want. Desecrate everything.

The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.

After the fall of Voldemort, Harry makes a dumb career choice and Ron tags along. Hermione, sensibly, doesn't. Seven years later, a very different trio are drawn into an international web of intrigue by a little girl and an old relic. Lesson to be learned: stay in school, kids. Post-DH; Slightly AU. Rated M for language and violence. Not slash.

AU. Instead of receiving a Pikachu as his starter, Ash Ketchum is only given an empty pokeball and a sheepish grin from Professor Oak. Anger and spite clouding his soul, he sets out only to find a ray of hope in the form of a small, injured Bagon. It's funny how a tiny twist of fate can change one's destiny forever. Dark, smarter Ash – various shippings included.

The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.

Seven years after the fall of Voldemort Harry doesn't know what to do with his life. His love life, and everything else, is an absolute mess. Everyone around him seems to be moving ahead with their lives but he isn't moving. Eventually he finds someone to remind him of things he has forgotten and things he treasures. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

After the Final Battle, Harry immediately realises that he is changing: the part of Voldemort that had lived and festered inside him for so long is gone, resulting in certain changes in Harry's character that he will have to recognise and understand. But how will this affect his relationship with his friends? And who will be there to get him back on his feet?

A woman arrives in Konoha with children she claims are Itachi's. Sasuke struggles with suspicion. Sakura struggles with Sasuke. As Hokage, Naruto must decide the future of the village. OCs! Developed. Over 1000 reviews! WHOOOO!

Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru

(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)

It is time for the Potters to visit the Dursley family.

From Hogwarts' historic pitch to the famous stadiums of Europe, Harry fights to earn his place amongst the all-time greats. The stakes are high, and sheer talent is never enough. It's more than just a game. A Quidditch story.

He knew better, truly. Why, then, did Harry Potter ask Fleur Delacour to the dance? The Yule Ball as it could have been. Harry/Fleur. Oneshot.

"Haven't you wondered if there's more to the world then a backwards, prejudiced society?" When Harry asks Astoria Greengrass this question in a fit of temper after he's forced to compete in the tournament, he wasn't expecting her answer - or that he'd go along with her decision to run away with him and see the world. Can two different people find happiness? HarryxAstoria

Astoria Greengrass wants to set up Harry Potter with her sister, Daphne. But her plans don't really go the way she wants them to. Not your usual Harry/Daphne/Astoria fic. Rated for some language and some adult content.

Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.

Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.

Harry has always been used to staring, but recently a certain person's stare has an unusual emotion behind it. Now, if only he could figure out who it belongs to. ONESHOT HET

Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.

The war for the survival of the Ninja World has come to an end and everyone is celebrating during a fireworks festival. Team Seven are reunited and are thinking about their future will hold. It's time for new era for the legendary heroes of Konoha!

Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi

On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

Ichigo and Rukia have a run in with what is quite possibly the weirdest Hollow ever. The problem? It won't leave them alone! Rated T just to be safe.

My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I am a shinobi by profession, an advisor by chance, and a warmonger according to my enemies. My story started with a death god, ended with an empire, and struck up a revolution somewhere along the way. [AU background]

After Sirius dies, Harry is isolated and feels betrayed by everyone who's been around him recently and leaves to figure out what he should do. An "old friend" is sent to look after him and try to bring him back. Together they search for a way to kill a Dark Lord and maybe fix society too.

There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.

Pein's final jutsu gave life back to those he slayed in Konoha. However, it also brought back someone who never expected to live again. Rising from the ashes, how will Minato Namikaze readapt to life and the war he is flung into?

As the war screeches to a temporary halt, Naruto leaves the battlefield on a unique mission only he can complete. Sakura is ordered to go with him. In the days that follow their bond is changed forever. Naruto/Sakura

Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.

The Lost Prince was stolen during his first year. As son of King Robert and Queen Cersei, he was sorely missed in the realm. However Eddard Stark believes he may have found the prince, in the unlikely form of an amnesiac Harry Potter.

Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.

Sherlock steals a boy. Sorry- rescues. John helps, because what choice does he have? But not even Sherlock knows just how not-boring things will be...

YuGiOh Harry Potter crossover for JollieRancher. Yugi is caught between Voldemort and the Order. Full summery inside. CURRENTLY GOING UNDER RE-WRITE.

In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.

One shot: McGonagall asks the sorting hat it's regrets after the war, and it admits it regrets one surprising choice between Slytherin and Gryffindor. JKR owns all the world in which I play.

One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

We all remember the scene from "Deathly Hallows": Harry was struck down by the Dark Lord, and his spirit seemed to go to King's Cross and confer with Albus Dumbledore. Suppose, instead of returning directly to his body, Harry's spirit came back late?

What if Naruto chose to stay and fight Sasori instead of chasing off after Deidara and Gaara? A story where Sasori opts to give Naruto the cold honest truth about his shinobi training, then giving him the knowledge that allows him to redeem it.

Tuck away the crazy behind your spinning left eye, keep it secret, keep it safe. They look upon you to guide them through this war, they forget your potential, they forget who you were. Unleash it all, left eye left eye, tell me your secrets... Kakashi-centric

The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.

Jedi Master Dooku is in a long-term undercover assignment with slow but steady progress. But he gets a distress call from this Knight Kenobi with a Padawan Skywalker and things just start to go crazy.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Naruto is dead. Minato is alive. A monstrous exchange has taken place. The loss of a jinchūriki sends events into chaotic disarray as a distraught Fourth attempts to re-adapt to life without any of his family. To find the reason for the switch and to prevent a war, the Third forms a remarkable team...

After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.

On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.

As the seasons change, the bonds between three friends can never stay the same. Friends become rivals then enemies. Friendship becomes romance then love. But as the seasons always cycle back to spring, so can enemies become friends once again.

HarryHermione - Deep in the forest, Hermione seethes over Ron's sudden departure. The locket does nothing to ebb the waves of rage that push her into the arms of the one man she had always trusted... **NOT FOR THE ROMANTIC**

Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.

When Severus Snape finds a certain brat-who-lived out after curfew the year after Voldemort's return, it starts a chain of events that he wouldn't have imagined in his wildest dreams. Or nightmares.

The Yondaime summoned the Shinigami but he didn't get what he expected. The sealing afterwards fundamentally changed the boy who learns to become a master of the blade, to fulfill his destiny as the Guardian of the Three Paths. Naruto AU with Bleach

What if Naruto is an indirect relative of the first Hokage. What if his spirit broke a long time ago. What if he hated Konaha. What if he learned a move other than Kage Bunshin. I hope it's better than it sounds...Terminated and adopted.

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

He confessed to her when they first met. He confessed to her years after. He confessed to her almost everyday. Her response was almost always positive... So why the heck was he still single? "I love you." "Love you too. So is Sasuke-kun taken or not?"

Three investigators. Two suspects. One murder. Nothing that special... or at least that's what they thought. Winner of the DLP February Dark Arts competition.

Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.

He died a hero, at the end of his life he became a legend. His promise kept, Naruto vanishes into the world beyond death. His bane is now his ally. A bleach crossover.

Naruto's spirit is broken at a young age. Now he must rebuild himself, and with the help of Kyuubi and some others, he will do that. His goal? To become the greatest ninja in the world. All reviews welcome.

As the Kyubi no Kitsune descends upon the Hidden Village of Konoha, as Madara begins his plans to bring 'peace' to the world, he is unaware of three figures, watching him from atop the Hokage Mountain.

Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)

Ten years after the war, Harry wonders if he's finally found everything he needs to be happy.

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

The Weak Man Writes the Stories. The Free Man Decides their Place in it. The Wise Man Knows How it will End. But it is the Strong Man who Writes the Epilogue.

HP... different. Not an original idea but an original story, somewhere between canon, reality and my warped imagination. Warning: Graphic Language/Violence, Racist/Abusive characters, Non-Consensual Sexual Content... Welcome to the Jungle. ABANDONED

Naruto's seal has weakened and he can no longer fully contain the fox. Rather than let it loose, he instead chooses to end his own life, and as a gift, a mysterious stranger offers him a one-time opportunity to change everything.

AU Naruto is called back to his village by the Yondaime, but relations between them are frigid. Yet father and son will have to learn to get along if Konoha is to survive the next great war. Features semi-super! Naruto. No foreseeable pairings.

They're both crazy, there's no doubt about that. But could the craziest thing either has done is try to be loved? AnkoxNaruto.

A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.

Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...

Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.

Heaven sucks, even if Sasuke is the only person in the universe who'd think so. Humor, crack!fic, friendship!fic. Oneshot.

After coming to her rescue, Kallen is given a chance to show her feelings for Lelouch. How will that confession bear on his already tremulous relationship with C.C., who has, unbeknownst to him, claimed him for herself? Lemon, erotica, 18 and over.

Naruto x Bleach crossover. After a life of pain and bloodshed, a broken Naruto has died. But instead of winding up with the rest of his deceased loved ones, he finds himself in Soul Society.

Orochimaru is winning, and Konoha and almost all of its citizens are dead. It's up to Naruto and Co. to go back in time into their genin bodies and save the world. Unfortunately, no one told Kakashi this. And he wants, badly, to know what's going on...

AU Sasuke said, "You... you're dead." // "Ah. Well. Yeah." Naruto grinned, like it was something to be embarrassed about.

Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

During a carefully planned prank, Naruto finds himself shoved into the Seireitei, and subsequently Karakura Town. There he finds a life of happiness and peace that he'd previously thought impossible... -Naruto X Bleach- -NaruHarem-

The real reason Kakashi took on a genin team and actually passed them. This is when I wish the Genre list had 'crack' listed.

AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**

On Permanent Hiatus: When Kakashi becomes Team Seven's jounin-sensei, he expects a lot of things. However, this Team Seven seems determined to prove him wrong on every single assumption. AU

Everyone's favourite idiot had disappeared for years. Then one night, the Rokudaime caught a blonde, blue eyed Akatsuki member in the Hokage's library. Uzumaki Naruto? Not quite... Nonyaoi

After Sirius' death, Harry begins a study of ancient magics that takes him to the edge of sanity--and humanity. When he's pulled back at the last minute by some of the most unlikely people imaginable, he's a different person. Dark!Harry, Powerful!Harry

Sakura only watered Naruto's plants plants three times. Gen, friendship.

The captains are out to bet on people's love lives. Money is on the line, and they'll do just about anything to win. [COMPLETE]

These are the chronicles of the Golden Wind God. In the beginning, the orphan became a heir. In Fantasia, the heir will become a shinobi. DEAD.

Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.

Ever wonder if the battle between the Three Sennins turned out differently with the same result? Naruto learns that shinobi are killers, and that it's part of their way of life. He just wished he didn't have to embrace that truth so soon.

YohxAnnaxHao Anna has had trouble sleeping at night as her dreams are plagued with a certain Shaman... Or two. After 6 years, a Rewrite/Edit of the original story! Please Read & Review! Rated M for tangy Adult Situations.

One-shot. Five years after the war. Deathly Hallows compliant. Harry one day comes across a woman he has not seen for many years. Rated M for good reason.

Salvation from chaos or ashes and dust from the whole of creation? Which will Naruto choose when the world is his playground? He should be careful though - he isn't the only one playing the game.

A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.

DISCONTINUED...

This story is about the lives of all the characters after the end of the war and peace was finally attained. Please read and review! LelouchxKallen

He had two friends in the entire world. One betrayed him and the other disappeared. His desire was to always protect those who couldn't protect themselves, but now he's finding it hard to stay motivated, yet still, he remains strong. AU.

History travels in strange and twisted circles. Follow the friends of Naruto as they brave hookers, perverts, and forbidden village secrets in an attempt to discover his past.

AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!

Ichigo accidentally kills Zaraki. He thought people would mind, but instead they want him as 11th Division Captain. Saying no would be smart, but this is Ichigo. IchiOri, RukiNemu, RanHana, UnoKoma, HitsuKiyo, RenjiUruru. Cracktastic!

The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.

Spirited away from Konoha at an early age, Naruto finds a new family amid the strife of a battlefield as old as the shinobi nations. But what will he do when his new allies’ ambition is to change the world through a baptism by fire? An Akatsuki!Naruto fic

COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.

Jiraiya has left more than just Naruto behind. There are others who will remember his legacy.

A new power is terrorising the wizards. Voldemort now wields a magic ten thousand years old. And there's only a few people in the world who know how to beat it. Meanwhile, a failed attack in Domino City brings some unwanted attention. SEQUEL UP!

-HIATUS- Naruto had always wanted a loving family, but it hadn't occurred to him that having one came with its own set of problems. He was trying so hard to love them that he never realized he was hurting them . . .

/LelouchxKallen/ Chapter 2 up! “You lack the physical capabilities that all leaders should have. Brawns aren’t everything... but you’re just ridiculous.”

The story goes on without him. //Lelouch, Kallen, and moving forward. Spoilers for series.//

Sirius has died at the Department of Mysteries. When a grieving Harry moves in with Tonks and Lupin for the summer, he finds new battles to fight and another person to save. Violence, sex, Lupin bashing. Lots more warnings inside. Harry/Tonks. Chap 10 up.

Anko assumed she was certifiably insane for even considering Naruto, but now she is finding out how sane the idea of being with him actually is. NaruAnko lemon

the only road this one leads to is goodbye

Because every king needs his queen. Implied LelouchxKallen. Oneshot.

From Genin to ANBU Captain to... Jounin? And now he has to deal with ONLY women! Watch Naruto as he grows into a mature Shinobi... Chapter 6 is up!

Love, for Ino, was merely an illusion. But he could make it real. He could make everything real. NaruIno. Sequel to Romance, On a Whim.

[Yoh x Anna] Two years after the Shaman Tournament, the gang returns to their homes and Yoh and Anna continue to stay together. Now that the tournament's over, these fourteen year olds continue as High School Freshmen.

He doesn't save her. //Lelouch&Kallen, spoilers for Turn 10.//

I thought I left it all behind that day. Everything. But when you appear before me four years later, my heart just can't still itself, falling back into chaos." KallenxLelouch

Kallen knows no one has seen his face, but… she is beginning to understand that she wants more than just that. One-shot. Unofficial sequel to I Believe In. Can be read separately as well as together.

To what length would Harry go to keep his promise? Harry goes back home and is about to start his fifth year in Hogwarts 'again'. He is confused and doesn't know what to do with Voldemort anymore. Are they friends? Or foes? Sequel to Learn from History

AU. Fugaku & Mikoto. Minato & Mikoto. Some people, Mikoto knew, broke vows for the pursuit of pleasure. There was the thrill of discovery, the element of danger in the hushed sighs and heated glances. Mikoto did it for color.

Left in an orphanage, Harry Potter, twin to the alleged BoyWhoLived, was taken into an underground world of debauchery, hedonism and beauty. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord has risen, and the wizarding world lives in darkness, politics & powergames. HP/LV

Oneshot! With a little help from Yumichika -and no thanks to Ikkaku- Ichigo discovers one of Tatsuki's unusual hideouts. Language, fluff. R&R!

A pilot with a cursed and tragic past must deal with skepticism as he joins Wardog. Where others look at him with disgust one female pilot begins to take a liking to the pilot called 'Blaze'. BlazexNagase. Rated T for language and violence.

Wreathed in black lightning, there is only one path left for him to walk. This path traveled by the legends of old is a dangerous one indeed, but that doesn't stop him, for he is Akatsuki no Uzumaki Naruto, the Kurodenkou. NarutoxOC

Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.

Naruto is send hurtling to another world where he meets a certain team of genin and their jounin. And then they fight.

Oneshot! When Ichigo starts talking in his sleep one night, Yoruichi has some probing questions about one of his first friends...

Yamanaka Ino always lost. And underneath her loud personality, she was dying inside. Ino is tired of second place. NaruIno ::Just read it. You know you want to.:: oneshot, may be expanded.

Ichigo and Tatsuki never realized how bitter they had become during the process of growing apart.

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

Ino had already made the first move. She had the advantage. [True]Sequel to 'The Art of Unspoken Words'.

Itachi x Kisame, speculative AU. One man's genius is another man's insanity.

At the end of his life, it's time for Ichigo to become a real shinigami, but with death comes unexpected challenges—not the least of which is that presented by seeing Rukia again for the first time in years.

Naruto never realized, but ever since they were academy students together he had been watching him out of the corner of his eye. [One shot, gen.]

Kushina Uzumaki is insane.

Deidara goes back after the fight with Naruto and company to give Sasori his farewell gift...Hadn’t he once told me… that he was neither quite puppet, nor human? Caught in limbo, he was constantly barred between two identities... Dei's POV, oneshot.

Ichigo held the red ribbon gently in his hand as a breeze off the river chilled his skin. Standing on the bridge, he stared at the red silk wondering why it conjured such a nostalgic feeling. IchigoxSenna

Yondaime's jutsu didn't work properly and he survived oneshot

When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.

Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.

What do Yoh and Anna think of each other when they're not together? Is what they have indeed love, or some lesser form of affection? And will a little misunderstanding tear them apart? Rated M for a ripe YohxAnna lemon. Please read and review!

Year 6. A fifth house is added at Hogwarts. During resorting Harry unintentionally ends up in Slytherin, where he meets former Ravenclaw Simon. A tale about prejudices, mistrust and friendship. More details inside. No Slash. HBP disregarded.

AU Harry Potter and Blaise Zabini have been enemies since day one, and now seven years later they are Head Boy and Head Girl. HarryGirl!Blaisemaybe TONKS! Lovehate, comedy

Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t

The brother wands had a farther reaching affect than anyone could have predicted. Harry's fifth year will be a time filled with vampires, ancient magics, new love, and the most dangerous thing in the world-a woman scorned...HFleur and HGirl!blaise

Tenten can never really get what she wants. Temari hasn't even figured out what she wants. And poor Naruto is thrown into the whole mess while trying to find his purpose in life. No one ever said living was easy.

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

PostOotP. The lines between Dark and Light have faded into Grey and Harry must learn to fight for himself...7th year and the war is breaking...Lords, Heirs, Vampires,werewolves, magic and more.No pairings.AU after HBP. COMPLETE

/YohxAnna/ Yoh is shy around Anna. Anna is stubborn around Yoh. How many ways can they become closer through being handcuffed together for 24 hours?

Complete one shot. At the end of Naruto's life, he offers the only thing that matters to his best friend. A second chance.

The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.

Having died in a car accident, Ichigo waits at his fresh grave for a certain shinigami to bring him to Soul Society. Ichigox?

ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!

It's easier to forgive than to forget.

When an old wound acted up, Kakashi was left hovering between life and death. Not wanting to leave his students behind, he forced himself to brave pain before he embraced the inevitable. He just wanted to see them again tomorrow... and the day after...

Sometimes life's just too fair. [NarutoxIno, NaruIno, etc.]

Urahara joins some old friends for a longstanding tradition. Post Soul Society arc, preArrancar.

Hiatus: He was gone, but not forgotten. Five years later he returns a ghost of who he was, now a mercenary, his team is hired by Konoha to divert a new, manmade disaster. NaruSaku, more pairings later

Four years after Harry Potter's 'death', a man arrives at Hogwarts. His only friend is a ghost, and it's not only memories, or the lack of them, that haunt him as he tries to rebuild his life. AU (Canon to OOtP only, SA universe) COMPLETE.

AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Summer at the Dursleys has always meant Harry is overworked, under fed, and lonely, all Harry wants is a normal summer, what he gets is anything but normal. NaNoWriMo 06 project

20 Ways Eleventh Division Members Lived and Died: Remembering those who died and who will die— past, present, and future.

Two hundred years ago, the Quincy were destroyed by the Shinigami. Memories and lives in Soul Society are long, and many who were there two hundred years ago still remember it well. See author page for spoiler warnings!

After the events until Christmas, Voldemort has to surpass his own self to regain his status and destroy the Order of the Phoenix... Complete! With Epilogue!

HPFA Winner of Best JKR Character portrayal, for Severus Snape! Snape retrieves an injured Harry from the Dursleys-- only this time, the damage is more permanent, and Snape is not prepared to be cuddly. Complete!

Naruto wants to share his favorite food with Ino, but she refuses, citing diets, disgust and general loathing. However, this leads to an education for Ino on the joy of ramen and its significance for Naruto. NaruIno

In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

[A NaruIno ficlet] Ino notices Naruto. And she makes sure he notices her right back.

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

NaruSaku AU! Also introduces OC other characters if you don't like it, don't read it. Alternate universe means it WILL have some inconsistencies with the original story. Keep in mind what the word 'ALTERNATE' means. Ranting due to SOME reviews

20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.

Rain. He didn't like rain. A short piece about Zangetsu and his relationship with Ichigo concerning rain.

Anna runs away telling Yoh that he's already free to love whoever he wants. Yoh then tries to find her but she doesn't want to come back....well, just read it! [AnnaxYoh]Raed T for future attempted suicide.

Summary reviewed. Chapte 16 FINALLY updated! It was the promise of a life time, and he had kept it. That was how it all started and how it changed eveything, including a certain blonde shinobi. Rate and review. Naruto X OC

Sequel to Duel. The war is over. But something has survived. Snape and Harry learn their shared devotion to Dumbledore is a connection not easily broken. Snape mentors Harry. Now Complete.

Tired of the cliched and overused couples? Then this story is for you! Post-Hog. Alicia Spinnet is tired of the twins setting her up till they set her up with...Harry Potter

This post-OotP fanfic covers Harry's 6th year. In this romance-angsty fic mixed with a little bit of darkness, Harry finds out what it's really like to be a best friend, a true love, and a part of a family. COMPLETE.

AU. Bitten by a Vampire the night Voldemort attacked, Harry Potter is believed dead. So what happens when Remus shows up at Hogwarts with a fifth year son bearing the lighting scar and the name of Lupin 14 years later?

Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.

“The Single Male Shinobi Guide to woo the Kunoichi of their Dreams.” Naruto read the title out aloud. “Hmm...” .:Additional summary within:. [COMPLETE!]

Abarai Renji, Hisagi Shuuhei, Iba Tetsuzaemon, Madarame Ikkaku. Four thugs, twenty truths.

Maito Gai likes Naruto, doesn't really care for Sasuke, and hates Haruno Sakura.

[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]

Yoh discovers Anna's one weakness, and decides to use it. Oneshot. COMPLETE.

On the eve of the Chuunin Exams, during his training with Jiraiya, Uzumaki Naruto is going to learn the hard way that some enemies just can't be beaten without use of a more... Indirect approach...

The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.

[Officially on Hiatus] PostOotP. Harry isn't having a good summer. In fact, when Death Eaters find a way to attack his house, it probably is his worst summer yet. However, a clumsy Auror shows up to help even the odds of fate, and maybe find out that why

Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!

If Ibiki sits at one table by the teashop entrance, face in shadow but turned so he can see every person walking down the street...well, that's just doing research. [Oneshot]

Of all the things Sakumo taught Kakashi, this is the lesson he remembers most. [Oneshot]

Blaze POV. Blaze reminisces about the war one year later. Minor BlazeNagase. Please Read and Review

Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.

ABANDONED. PostOotP. Harry's 16th Birthday is to be spent at Privet Drive. A visit from Tonks and then the Minister leads to some fireworks in Harry's usually quiet, peaceful life. HONKS.

[YohAnna, RenPiri, HoroTam] For some unknown reason, Anna left Yoh. After an outing with his niece, he happens to bump into her again. Will Yoh let her go after that? And if he does, will he try and get her back?

Ever wonder what really went down back before the show even began? Here, finally, is the truth about Kyuubi, the Fourth Hokage, and all of the various messed up things in between. Disclaimer: 'truth' is a relative term.

Yoh has always taken Anna for granted. She's like a clock: check her a couple of times to see how the day's going, but leave her alone for the rest of the time. But what if that clock breaks? Yohna. Oneshot. COMPLETE.

OneShot. Anna's POV. Yoh, can you live without me? ...Rather... Can I live without you? YohxAnna

Words of wisdom for the agees - never leave a yami home alone with a credit card. Semi-sequel to Atem Goes Mallcrawling. (Complete)

Pharaoh Atem hits the mall, all by his lonesome. One-shot

The hot, summer air was thick with dust and sweat and the smell of charred flesh. His wand felt as though it was fused to the palm of hand – a slim holly and phoenix-feather extension of his arm. HarryTonks

YoNa I wonder how you’re gonna react to this letter... Anna finds an unfinished letter addressed to her, in Yoh's handwriting. She demands the rest face to face.

COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.

Harry Potter xover. Dumbledore decides it's time for a change, hiring a new... History of Magic prof! A History of Magic prof with tricoloured hair, violet eyes and an unusual affinity for black leather.

Yoh writes a song for Anna, but he hasn't decided when he'll let her hear it. Oneshot. COMPLETE.

Dumbledore's highly inspirational graduation speech. Enjoy the power and beauty of your common room. Don't be reckless with other people's wands. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.

Everyone is welcoming Ash home at 18 . As Misty's on her way over to Pallet, she meets Shan. Riding together, Misty tells the trainer whether he wants to hear it or not what happened to Ash. It is told mainly from Misty's point of view with flashbacks.