You see that puppy? That's a morkie. I'm not allowed to upload a pic of my own dog, so this one will do.

So, I love to read! That's why I'm on here, duh! I mostly write PJO, but I might do other ones occasionally. I am currently brainstorming.

If you like any of my stories, do be warned: I am a slow uploader. I don't abandon for months or anything...but weeks, yeah.

Otherwise, ENJOY my craziness!!!

XD :P

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.

If you have wings, post this in your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

Put your ipod on shuffle and answer the questions with each song that comes up if you're daring enough. No cheating!

1. What do people assume when they first look at me?

Drive By - Train
So I roll by on a Train. OK then.

2. What will be a big challenge in life for me?

One More Night - Maroon 5
So it's gonna be hard for me to live another night. Great.

3. Am I a good boyfriend/girlfriend?

Barbara Streisand - Duck Sauce
Hmm... that says a lot. Maybe I should ask her.

4. Do I have a Secret Admirer?

Some Nights - Fun
Waht?

5. Will I ever become manically depressed in my life?

Good Life - OneRepublic
I'll take that as a no.

7. Is someone trying to kill me?

Rumour Has It - Adele
Guess so.

8. What is my sexual preference?

Break Your Heart - Taio Cruz and Ludacris
Suits me.

9. What am I afraid of?

Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
That works.

10. What will I be doing in a few years?

Everybody Talks - Neon Trees
Gossiping isn't my type, hmm...

11. What is some good advice for me?

Stereo Hearts (feat. Adam Levine) - Gym Class Heroes
So the best boyfriend for me is the one that can boom-box? Screw it.

12. What should I do instead of this quiz?

Animal - Neon Trees
I act like one all the time. Song doesn't make a difference.

13. Will you get married?

50 Ways to Say Goodbye - Train
Guess not.

14. What is the story of your life?

Cooler Than Me - Mike Posner
True.

15. How can you get ahead in life?

Not Over You - Gavin DeGraw
So find a guy, break up, and never get over him. How does that help me?

16. What is the best thing about your friends?

Give Your Heart a Break - Demi Lovato
OK, so my friends aren't my friends. My life is a conspiracy.

17. What song describes you?

Feel So Close - Calvin Harris
I guess...?

18. How does the world see you?

Good Time - Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen
Finally, a song that works perfectly! (Not.)

19. Will you have a happy life?

Lights - Ellie Goulding
I'll take that as a yes.

20. How can I make myself happy?

Set Fire to the Rain - Adele
So I'll become a scientific genius and somehow do that.

21. What should you do with your life?

Titanium - David Guetta & Sia
So I should dodge bullets randomly. My life is an action movie.

22. Will you ever have children?

Fireflies - Owl City
I don't know what to say about that.

(\ _/) This is Bunny.
(O.o ) Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:

1. Ask for directions to a place you're already at.

2. Order pizza from McDonald's.

3. Get hit by a parked car.

4. Try to watch Saturday cartoons on Thursday.

5. Try to sell your money.

6. Try (and fail) to play the alphabet on the piano.

7. Eat all-you-can-eat at a store.

8. Get into a fight with yourself, and lose.

9. Try to go swimming without getting wet.

10. Ask for diet water at a restaraunt.

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump.

If you're one of the 3% who would sit, eating popcorn screaming "DO A BACK FLIP YOU SPARKLY IDIOT!" then copy and paste this on your status. :D

Justin Beiber falls off a building 90% of girls are crying.

9% are taking pictures and eating popcorn.

1% are pushing Justin off the building. Copy and paste this on your status if your one of the 9% or 1% pushing Justin off the building.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd. REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. REAL FRIENDS: Are forever

FAKE FRIENDS: Say "You deserve better" REAL FRIENDS: Prank call him at 1 in da morning makin' chicken noises and quackin'

"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."

Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."

I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."

"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.

"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."

-Percy, Zoe, Thalia and Grover

Percy Jackson and the Olympians Books

"Go chase a donut!" - Percy Jackson

"Go to Hades!" "Already there," - Sisyphus and Nico Di Angelo

"Family spat! You turned me into a dandelion!" - Nico Di Angelo

"I'll hold the flower while you beat up the thief?" - Percy Jackson

"Note to self: If you vaporize monsters, they can't answer your questions." - Percy Jackson

"I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant 'Eat my pants!'" - Percy Jackson

"Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues." -Percy Jackson

"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson

"You drool when you sleep." - Annabeth Chase

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson

"Remake the world, a little at a time, each in your own corner of the world." - Someone from the Battle of the Labyrinth

"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot." "He's the sun god," I said "That's not what I meant." — Thalia Grace and Percy Jackson

"Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!" - Grover Underwood

"That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" - Percy Jackson

She's (Sally's) funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.- Percy Jackson

"With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."- Nico di Angelo

"Beacause I'm your friend Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?"- Annabeth Chase

"Let us find the dam snack bar."-Zoe Nightshade

"Don't I get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition, right?" - Percy Jackson

"Aw man I should be on medication" -Percy

"This is a pen." -Percy when Chiron hands him Riptide

"Is it me, or is it raining cows?" -Grover after the Minitor throws a cow at their car

"Why are you taking your pants off?" -Percy

"Ha! She would squash you like a bug." -Grover on Annabeth

"That's a sword, that's a sword!" -Luke

"Oh, you guys take camp way to seriously..." -Percy

"Junior protector." "Was that really necessary?" -Percy and Grover

"Aww! Guys! I can't pee with her watching me!" -Grover

"Those are working class Americans!" -Grover

"(Kisses Medusa's head) Eww...That's nasty..." -Grover

"Um, on a cocktail waitress or a showgirl...we should start there!" -Grover

"We're heading to the chapel! We're getting married! Wait, which one did I propose to?" -Grover

"That's how you get out of a casiono! That it how your drive!" -Grover

"OK, we won't DIE and come back..." -Grover

"Great, they smell goat..." -Grover

"Or what? What will you do? I'm already in hell..." -Pershephone

"NO! Stick to the Mick Jager thing...it works for you!" -Grover

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace or Facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

18 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!"

16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!" (LOL)

17. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you.

18. Go down the candy isles screaming "WHY DOES MY TOOTH HURT?"

When Drowning…

Mortal: LIFEGUARD!

PJO fan: PERCY!

HP fan: “Eats Gillyweed”

When rain suddenly come…

Mortal: Damn it!

PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!

HP fan: Accio umbrella!

Exclaiming…

Mortal: Oh My god!

PJO fans: Di Immortales!

HP fan: Merlin’s pants!

When angry…

Mortal: Shut up!

PJO:

Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!

Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!

Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!

Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!

Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!

Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They’d steal everything away.)

Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!

Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!

Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!

Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.

Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you!

HP Fans: Silencio!

If you are addicted to demigods and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're that person who checks their email every few minutes to see if anyone reviewed/favorite/alerted/PM'd you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (Well where do you think I got these copies & pastes?)

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

If you thank Hermes every time you use the Internet copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers/insane and yelled at them, copy this into your profile.

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you repeatedly read page 203 in TheBattleof the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read other books when you're reading PJO, copy this into your profile.

If you’re reading Fanfics/PJO when you’re supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents you’re studying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever considered going to/call the Empire State Building to ask for an audience with a god/goddess, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read copy and paste this on your profile.

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity!copy and paste this into your profile!

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

When life gives you Lemons

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.

When life gives you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.

FactsOfLife

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!

Really Dumb Store labels:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Shoot, that's the only time i have to work on my hair.).

On a bag of Chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (HEY SHOPLIFTERS, IT'S PERFECTLY LEGAL!).

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Well NO.).

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But let's do it our own way and eat it straight out of the freezer!).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (A bit late, don't ya think?).

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (Nope, it's cold last I checked.)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But it saves me time!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (The rate of car accidents would be so much less if we got those medicine-induced toddlers of the SUVs.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Oh, I thought there was caffeine.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Instead of what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I'm guessing the label producer is a pervert.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (NEWS FLASH!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

PERCABETH FOREVER!!

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

LONG LIVE THE GODS!!

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Things Learned From Percy Jackson

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar-The Titans Curse

2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian

3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth

4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse

5. You can fight monsters, see Annabeth, and make things go BOOM at the same time.-The Batte of the Labyrinth

6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

7. Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

8. Avoid poisonus swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labryinth

9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade - The Sea of Monsters

10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dud end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse

11. Three kids can drown in a really big bath.- The Lightning Thief

12. Everything strange washes up in Miami-The Sea of Monsters

13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian

14. Just say hello to the poodle.-The Lightning Thief

15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to chase a donut. -The Sea of Monsters

16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief

17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters

18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Theif

19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse

20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” I did that!

HOW TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS!

A good friend would visit you in jail. A best friend would be right next to you saying "HOLY CRAP! That was awesome!"

A good friend would lend you an umbrella. A best friend would take yours and say "RUN! RUN! (evil laugh) RUN!"

A good friend wouldn't be mean to you. A best friend would have the dignity to laugh behind your back.

A good friend would review your stories and give you friendly critisism. A best friend would have the courage to say: "This sucked."

7 Ways to scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

74. I Shall not question a son of Poseidon about their knowledge of Fish Trivia.

Percy immediately snapped at Annabeth. "Hey, I Know over 200 kinds of fish."

Annabeth raised an eyebrow at him, and crossed her arms. "No you can't."

"Do it!"

"Piper fish, Crill fish, Galour fish, Trout fish, Balliou, Grouper fish, Greenback-

"What's the state fish of Hawaii?

"humuhumunukunukuapua'a ! YEA BIATCH!" (pronounced: hoo-moo-hoo-moo-noo-koo-noo-koo-auhp-oo-ah-ha)

79 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

38. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

39. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

40. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

41.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

42. Shave.

43. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

44. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

45. One word: Flatulence!

46. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

47. Do Tai Chi exercises.

48. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!"

49. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

50. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

51. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

52. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

53. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends

54. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"

55. Leave a box between the doors.

56. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

57. Start a sing-along.

58. Play the harmonica.

59. Lean against the button panel.

60. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

61. Bring a chair along.

62. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

63. Blow spit bubbles.

64. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

65. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

66. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.

67. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

68. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

69. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.

70. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"

71. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.

72. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.

73. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe.

74. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.

75. Make chalk drawings on the walls.

76. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, darn it!"

77. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.

78. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.

79. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity is to have this on your profile!

you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

HotChocolate in Summer/ImNotCrazyImMe

Percian-Perci/Perci

xXPercidiaJacksonXx

Katie.d13

The Ghost Princess

AthenaOwl10

M0RKIESTAR (daughter of Pluto)

If you're weird, then you're normal. If you're normal, then you're weird.

Anaditdaephobia- the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

Sarcasm- a way to insult stupid people without them knowing it.

Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you.

Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition.

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot..

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

HATERS=

H-having

A-anger

T-towards

E-everyone

R-reaching

S-success

Don't be a hater!

RANDOM CRAZY SAYINGS

"This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob."

"Here is all you need to know about men and women. Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb."

"Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"

"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

"Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs."

"A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws."

"Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?"

"I ran with scissors, and lived!"

"Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?"

"Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot."

"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!"

"I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?"

"Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies? Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM! Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream."

"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said."

"Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?"

"If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :)"

"'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives."

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

Children of rival gods can fall in love.

No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. (VERy, VERY Attractive!)

Math teachers really are evil.

Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)

It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

Elvis was a magician. No, really.

Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

Hieroglyphics are fun to read.

A god of toilet paper can actualy be really cool.

Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (I think I know books better than life itself. *stare off into space philosophically*)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Story of my life.)

You write fanfictions about the book. (NOOOOO...)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (IKR?)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (No comment. Well, I do.)

Everything reminds you of the book.(I'm not answering that. HEY LOOK, IT'S A SWORD! OH WAIT NO, ITS A STICK. :( )

You quote random lines all the time.(...maybe)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (yeah... once I tried to find out if I had superpowers... nothing more needs to be said.)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (Actually, I've even tried it.)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (YEAH. WHAT IT TO YOU?)

You've got a book memorized. (No comment.)

You've read a book more than five times. (Are you trying to insult me?)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Your kidding right? More like a 1000.)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (*rubs hands together evilly*)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (Yes!)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Everytime.)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (It depends. I plan on visiting the Empire State Building pretty soon...)

Your idol is a character from a book. (Yup.)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Weird Romantic Gal, Devilchild93, Nerowolfe, dragonstar07,KP100, Unknown by You, TigerWolf1103, owlcat92, M0RKIESTAR

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. (I’ve never been there…)

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people.

You have links to every great PJO site. You add things to the list every day.

You know what you would do if you were Percy.

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not.

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood.

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'.

You are trying to learn Greek.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek.

You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about Greek mythology (I am now a genius about that field.)

You call up the Camp Half Blood number..

You want to learn Latin.

About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over.

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have.

You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.

Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed.

You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.

You own every single book.

You call yourself a demigod.

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr.

You name your pet fish Clovis.

You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends).

You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes.

When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT.

You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name.

You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth".

You try to talk to horses.

You try to summon the dead.

You try to summon lightning.

You try to breathe underwater.

You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement.

You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them.

You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things.

YOU HAVE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!!

You are a...

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides

You are hydrophobiac

3/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood. (Sorry, I LOVE it...)

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac.

8/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)

You write in diary/journal/blog.

You feel most active at night.

10/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian. (NO)

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

1/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

6/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

6/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight A's in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

6/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

8/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire. (a little...)

6/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10 Thank Gods...

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

4/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute..

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10

Go, DEATH! (don't ask)

A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.

1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

2 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door

4 (x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle (Don't give me that look! I was five and trying to get away from this evil chick that was in my class!))

5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks

6 (x) You have ran into a tree

7 (x)It IS possible to lick your elbow

8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow

9 (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm

10 (x) You just tried to sing them

11 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen

12 (x) You have choked on your own spit

13 () You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it..

14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice

15 (x) You just looked at it

16 () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde

17 () A LOT of People have called you slow

18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

19 (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes

20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling

21 () You've fallen asleep in class

22 () Sometimes you just stop thinking

23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

24 (x) People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you

25 (x) You are often told to use your 'inside voice'

26 () You use your fingers to do simple math

27 () You have eaten a bug

28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it

30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

31 () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a my space...

32 (x) You break a lot of things

33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you

34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused

35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before

36 (x) When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.

37 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day

38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say

39 () You have spelled your name wrong

40 () You have drawn a disformed heart

Before you can be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid :-D

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Angela

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle): Angizzle (LOL!)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): Green Hawk

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): (I don't really have a middle name...)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Brianabu (Sure... HECK, WHY NOT?)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Water (What in the world?)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): (NONE OF OUR FAMILY HAS A MIDDLE NAME, STUPID QUIZ!)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Janu (My (incredibly cute) dog.)

What's your element?

Fire

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first
You are very competitive
You like to play with fire
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all
You prefer warm weather over cold weather
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless. (You have no clue...)
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it (I swear on the Styx, I never mean it!)
People have often called you insane (My friends have the nearest Metal Hospital on speed-dial...)

7/10

Water

You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it
You think before you act. (Most of the time...)
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a great swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous. (lots!!!)

9/10

Earth

You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty. ("Feel the rain on your skin...")
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. (I think I'm an undiagnosed ADHD sometimes... you should see my notebook)
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything. (I've always wanted to go skydiving, but I'm a little afraid of heights... Am I insane???)
You prefer to have a strict set of rules. (Most laid-back person I know)

7/10

Air:
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. ("I've got to get out!!!!!" *story of my life*)
You hate to be restrained.
You are independent.
You are quite intelligent. (hehe... I'm like a child of Athena of ways...)
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted. (BRING ON DA PARTAY!!!!!)
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. (YAAA!!!)
You wish you could fly. (I'M SLIGHTLY SCARED OF HEIGHTS BUT I REALLY REALLY WANT TO FLY (I'M NOT KIDDING AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!))

9/10

OK then... I am air and water??

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List twelve of your favorite characters , in no particular order.

1. Percy Jackson

2. Reyna Bell

3. Leo Valdez

4. Sally Jackson

5. Thalia Grace

6. Annabeth Chase

7. Ethan Nakamura

8. Luke Castellan

9. Nico Di Angelo

10. Artemis

11. Chiron

12. Hazel Levesque

1.Have you ever read a 6, 11 fic? Do you want to?

Annabeth/Chiron... uh... NO. And I might read it if I'm feeling dirty.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Well, I'm a girl, not a guy. I'm not justified to call her hot. That's Poseidon's job. But she's pretty!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I don't think that they've even met, FYI. But drama. Frank screaming "Oh no, my love!!!"

One problem, though is the fact that Luke is a guy and guys can't get pregnant. Well gee.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

NO KIDDING. After Percabeth, make way for Nico!!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NOPE. LAST I CHECKED THEY WEREN'T LESBIAN.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/Nine is Thalia and Nico. I'M ACTUALLY OKAY WITH THIS.

Five/Ten is Thalia and Artemis... Well, if Hunters aren't attracted to guys, they may be attracted to girls. Just saying. But it's not gonna happen.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Ethan's ghost strolling in on a make-out session between Reyna and Hazel... Chaos.

That's certainly a new one.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Leo/Artemis. Uhh... interesting.

Uh... Leo gets bit by a werewolf and stumbles upon the Hunter camp.

Just change a classic Pertemis to a Leo-mis. Certainly very original.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Peruke. You are kidding me. It's gay, but like the third couple pairing for Percy after Percabeth and Pertemis. Most of the time it's Fem!Percy/Luke.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort.

Long gone and long lost.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/Eight?

Leo and Luke. A gay relationship between two people who have never met before. Sorry Lukeo, this relationship is only possible in Elysium.

12. Does anyone on your friends list, write or draw Eleven?

Chiron. Um... if it's with someone else.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No. That's the weirdest triangle ever heard of.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day. It's perfect. I'll write a song-fic for it soon.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

One/Six=my favorite couple. Uh... what does Hazel have to do with anything?

WARNING: Your favorite characters are gonna be OoC to the max. (EX: Percy as a player.)

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Thalia? Right before I started this quiz-thingamajigie.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12)."

Percy and Travis are in a happy relationship until Nico runs off with Travis. Percy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Chiron and a brief unhappy affair with Annabeth, then follows the wise advice of Thalia and finds true love with Hazel.

Scarred for life.

Yet again, what does Haze have to do with this couple thingamabob??

18. What title would you give this fic?

The Study of Not Being Gay. (I'm not against gay rights or anything, you got that?!? It's just a title! You know, because Percy and Ethan, then Percy and Chiron, and then all of a sudden is normal Percy again, then screws it and goes of with Hazel!)

19. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?

I'd be almost happy. Kronos' army would fall apart.

20. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Meet her, steal her weapons, and only give them back after I'm at Camp and claimed.

21. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Luke and Chiron in a closet with only a rubber ducky. Shame that the rubber ducky doesn't talk. OR MAYBE IT DOES?

Anyway, best blackmail eva!! Luke and Chiron would be goin' insane!!!

22. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Well, I know I'd be pissed because I was put down a lot. And to think that I put her on my faves list!! *cries*

23. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Nico and Leo... I'd say "You guys have a lot of other people drooling over you. WHY U DATE EACH OTHER?" and then I would run to Percy and scream "You're cuz is dating a womanizer!!" ('cause Leo is a womanizer...)

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Um... Not exactly sure why Artemis would be rummaging through my stuff... I would ask to join the Hunters and run away from home before my parents stone me to death.

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

You are kidding me... Percy being emo is the world ending. Unless you're talkin' about Percaos fics. Then it's just bullshit.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

YES! MY FRIENDS WERE WRONG! PERCY JACKSON IS REAL! BEAT THAT SUCKERZ!!!

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

"Annabeth, I am gonna act like a daughter of Athena and talk some logic. I have long hair that likes to shed. You gonna give me that hairbrush back?"

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Uh... why would Percy's mom engage in weird boy, teenage tactics with two mentally unstable teens (Nico and Ethan)? Ya know, like WAKING ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SINGING "BABY, BABY, BABY, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BABY, BABY..."

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Hey, that actually makes some sense! If Reyna and Chiron were teaching me (which makes sense, OMG!) , I'd make sure I'd go to every lesson hyped up on caffeine and crack!! (and then annoy their butts off!!) Oh! And I would kick-ass!!

30. What if (7) and (4) kissed?

Ethan and Sally kiss. Not mentioning the fact that Sally is married and has a child and is, I don't know, 20 years older than him?

31. Where would (2) bury a treasure?

Reyna... In the middle of the Amazonian Compound. Be very difficult to get there, ya know, with 200 vicious female warriors standing in your way.

32. (3) and (7) get into a fight. Who resorts to violence first?

Ethan, he's the one with a temper. Not so much Leo, though he does have a temper. High Temperature! I make stupid jokes.

33. (1) is kidnapped and their kidnapper demands a ransom of 1,000 dollars from (5). Do they help (1)?

Thalia would storm the compound with Annabeth in search for Percy.

34. Who is stronger? (6) or (4)?

Probably Annabeth if it's a fight of physical strength. If it's mental strength, I can't tell between Annabeth and Sally

35. Who is (3)’s secret love?

He doesn't really have one... MYTHS: Khione, Piper, Reyna, Hazel. None really work.

36. Can (2) juggle?

She probably can, but not in public.

37. (1) is asked on a date by their favorite actor/actress. Do they accept the date?

No. He's all lovey dovey with Annabeth. PERSONAL LOYALTY, PEOPLE.

38. What is (5)’s biggest fear?

Heights.

39. A meteor is about to hit the planet, can (7), (2), and (4) stop it?

Ethan, Reyna, and Sally? Maybe. Ethan can let out his inner anger while Reyna lets out hers. If those to don't do the trick, Sally can do her niceness explosion thing, and if that doesn't work, they can all give blue cookies to everyone on Earth so they have a nice memory before they move to the Underworld.

40. Is (5) single?

Yeah. FOREVER. So don't try making a move on her, or she'll shoot you.

41. (6) and (7) are dancing to a waltz. (2) comes in and see them dancing. (2)’s reaction?

Reyna sees Annabeth and Ethan dancing to a waltz. One, she doesn't know Ethan. Two, the world would end because Ethan and Annabeth are dancing with each other, not killing each other.

42. (2) and (4) go to the movies. What movie do they see?

An adventure/romance. Adventure for Reyna, Romance for Sally.

43. You are attacked by (1), (3), and (6). Can you survive?

If Percy, Leo, and Annabeth teamed up, you're dead. Annabeth would make this crazy strategy that Percy and Leo would use. Assassins of... something...

44. What’s (4)’s favorite color?

Sally's is sea green.

45. Can (7) sing?

Oh, Ethan singing... Sure, why not?

46. A vampire bites (2). (4) sees this, what do they do?

A Cedric/Edward Cullen-fairy bites Reyna. Sally sees this and makes the vamp explode by her motherly, blue-cookie awesomeness!

The other day someone asked me-

"Why do you read so much? This is just a story? What has Percy Jackson ever taught you?"

I was about to mention all about Greek Mythology and the monsters and Gods and Titans...But then I considered my answer.

"Percy taught us that there's a Hero in every one of us, you just need to find it and use it well."

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Please read this, I promise it won’t give you a curse or anything like that- if you believe in all that stuff- it is just a really touching story.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But he gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

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If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labor to reading six lines aloud.

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mold like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation’s OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamor
And enamor rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangor.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Fe0ffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, mustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succor, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)
Is a paling stout and spiky?
Won’t it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough,
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!

English Pronunciation by G. Nolst Trenité

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm am/was aCHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (What it to you? I am crazy, thank you very much.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (I'm okay...)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (EXCUSE ME?!?!?!)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (You have to admit, beavers are awesome...)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Not interested.)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (Well, not that easily...)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.

Okay people. I'm issuing a challenge. i want you to post this on your profile and highlight what is true and see how many stereotypes there are for you.