Dovahkiin son
This will be an crossover and AU. Some characters are ooc.
This will have lawful Evil or chaotic neutral alignment Inko ok?
This is just a short intro chapter.
Chapter 1: The in-between.
"Welcome to the realm of oblivion, now leaving Nirn, entering Terras." It was a simple sign amists the sprawling chaos of the realms. One that all too often didn't get read if its written language of Dwemer was any indication. Unfortunately the sign wasn't much heed to the person who was currently trying to read it. A nord woman clad in studded fur armor, a sword in her scabbard and a shield across her back. A curled horn helmet sat atop her head framing her face with a few strands of green hair sticking out from under the helmet. With a soft sigh she pulled a scroll out of nowhere. Grabbing it by the golden metal she unravelled it and squinted at the bright light it gave off, nearly blinding her.
"Dad, why on Nirn did you give me this quest?" The woman sighed with a shake of her head. Behind her was a pail woman in a red and black full body hooded cloak that for some reason included a boob window.
"Prophecy. A lost bet between him and another pantheon of gods, you burning down Markarth." The woman listed off, amusement glinted in her amber colored eyes.
"Hey its not my fault if the guards are corrupt." The woman huffed.
"Inko, you used the shout to make it rain rocks and fire." The woman deadpanned at her companion.
"Well not like I didn't have several hits in the city anyway, besides you kept the innocent safe didn't you Serana?" Inko smiled as she put down the scroll which hung rolled up from her hand.
"I shouldn't of needed to if you hadn't used it in the first place." Serana hissed showing off her fangs.
"Will you two quit your bitching?" A short brenton girl in a red and brown dress growled as she dragged a massive bag behind her.
"Babette, what is in that bag?" Inko asked wearily.
"Its not like I could leave Lis behind with Cicero and that stupid cat." Babette huffed. Said giant spider stuck its head out of the bag took one look around and promptly stuck its head back in, obviously not liking where it was.
"On that matter was it really wise to leave the jester in charge of the brotherhood while you are gone?" Serana asked with a raised eyebrow.
"It was him or babette as the third member of the quest." Inko deadpanned. Serana growled with clenched fists but conceded the point, nobody wanted to unleash the murderous jester into whatever realm they were about to enter nor have to put up with them.
"On the plus side I can kill more perverts, the ones in Skyrim got smart." Babette huffed. The young looking vampire had developed a taste for their blood after their repeated advances towards her.
"Just hurry the fuckup!" A accented voice shouted. Looking in the general direction of Hermia Moras's realm they came face to well cheese with a giant avatar of Sheogorath made of cheese. "I want you all off the path quickly, I'm going to turn it into a water slide, Terras has them and they look like fun so SCRAM!"
"Remind me how exactly you're his champion?" Babette asked with a quirked brow.
"Got drunk with Sanguine the second time, woke up naked in High Hrothguard scared the shit out of the monks. Had the wabbajack in my hand and frostbite like you wouldn't believe." Inko stated with a shake of her head.
"Is this before or after you cheated on me?" Serana asked with a stony expression.
"Honestly I have no clue." Inko sighed. "And cut me some slack, I only found out I was pregnant the other week. I can't help it if I got drunk of god level drinks and slept wi-"
"Hey semi mortal morons. Move." Sheogorath's avatar ordered with a frown. "The exit is that blue swirling thing over there. The funner one is the red one."
"Oh uh thanks sheo." Inko uttered as she put away the scroll which vanished with a golden shine.
"No bananna." The mad god's avatar shrugged.
"Weird God." Babette huffed as she trudged along behind the other two, lis chittered excitedly in the bag, wanting nothing more than to get out of the weird place where she couldn't smell a damned thing.
End.
Which portal shall they take?
Blue or red? It will effect the story outcome just remember when sheogorath says something is fun doesn't nessisarily mean it is safe, sane to do or not dangerous.
Also who should be Izuku's father?